Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

[modwiz]

Posted by Cerridwen (here)

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)
*squishes her own boobs together* See, the thing about enjoying boobs is that I get to enjoy my own! yay!

They are fun to play with aren't they?

I'm talking about the real ones. The fake boobs are pretty to look at, but not the right feel to them at all.

Fake? Such garbage. I do not understand men or women who are willing to go that far into make-believe. There might be some rare cases for reconstruction, but elective cosmetic surgery is just repugnant, IMO.

There are times it really seems there are two different species of human on this planet. One based in Nature and the other some plastic, clonish offshoot. Makes being sober painful sometimes. I'll deal with the discomfort.

[songsfortheotherkind]

Posted by Cerridwen (here)
They are fun to play with aren't they?

I had just been thinking about you not 30 seconds before you showed up- all these males are here but I think they like to watch more than anything else. *laughing* I've been trying to reply to your last post all day, but ranting, dancing and boob squishing have been getting in the way...

[modwiz]

Posted by Borden (here)
If only you hadn't accidentally put 'your' instead of 'yours' you could have come off as a cool wizard. Dammit!

I like you too. A lot of the time. We could both head for the door and make everyone think we're going outside to have a punch up ... then just giggle and place bets on who they think won.

I'm pretty good with a wooden stick too. In Borden world it's called a Bo. Try as I might I can't make it do anything particularly magic though. You'll have to give me tips.

They don't work as well as they used to. Left brained dominance of our species has made them little more than a well dressed bo. I use mine for weather work. Have had my current one for 22 years. Hand made by another of my kind and it is dear to me. Still, my accoutrements lend a continuity to the tradition and my wand and staff go with me wherever I call home. The tent for 6 months of a year. Spending half of every year in a tent for the past 3 years has been a very welcome development in my life.

Apologies for rambling. Further apologies for offending your inner pedant.

[Borden]

I'm with you on this one Modwiz,

I really cannot understand the plastic booby thing. To me, they look ridiculous. They're always obviously fake, and I actually find it disturbing that women pay a lot of money for these things. As far as I'm concerned, it is not an enhancement at all. Sure though, if a woman has a valid problem, then of course I'm not saying surgery is a bad thing to do.

Yes, two very different types here on good old planet human. One seems to like orange skinned, plastic boobied, platinum blonde creatures. I'm of the other kind. They look like plastic robots to me. Real women do not come off a production line.

[Cerridwen]

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)

Posted by Cerridwen (here)

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)
*squishes her own boobs together* See, the thing about enjoying boobs is that I get to enjoy my own! yay!

They are fun to play with aren't they?

I'm talking about the real ones. The fake boobs are pretty to look at, but not the right feel to them at all.

Well fortunately for us both, mine aren't fake at all- I have enough trouble organising them in an orderly fashion as it is, without adding 'ridiculous' to the mix. I kind of wish I hadn't asked the universe for a level up in boob size, the originals were far less hassle...

Isn't that the truth! The natural D's often have a mind of their own. I'm pretty petite everywhere else. I usually describe myself as a top heavy hourglass.

I think we might really be getting the boy's attention now Songs. Alas, I need to go earn some cash to pay the bills... I'll be back in a few hours.

[songsfortheotherkind]

look what I did to the Blue Room...



this is where I shall be making the rest of this evening's posts from.

*rings room service* I want fine dessert wine, and cake, and I want them here and I want them now...

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Posted by Cerridwen (here)

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)

Posted by Cerridwen (here)

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)
*squishes her own boobs together* See, the thing about enjoying boobs is that I get to enjoy my own! yay!

They are fun to play with aren't they?

I'm talking about the real ones. The fake boobs are pretty to look at, but not the right feel to them at all.

Well fortunately for us both, mine aren't fake at all- I have enough trouble organising them in an orderly fashion as it is, without adding 'ridiculous' to the mix. I kind of wish I hadn't asked the universe for a level up in boob size, the originals were far less hassle...

Isn't that the truth! The natural D's often have a mind of their own. I'm pretty petite everywhere else. I usually describe myself as a top heavy hourglass.

I think we might really be getting the boy's attention now Songs. Alas, I need to go earn some cash to pay the bills... I'll be back in a few hours.

*waves* I'll be in the Pool...

[Borden]

Posted by modwiz (here)

Posted by Borden (here)
If only you hadn't accidentally put 'your' instead of 'yours' you could have come off as a cool wizard. Dammit!

I like you too. A lot of the time. We could both head for the door and make everyone think we're going outside to have a punch up ... then just giggle and place bets on who they think won.

I'm pretty good with a wooden stick too. In Borden world it's called a Bo. Try as I might I can't make it do anything particularly magic though. You'll have to give me tips.

They don't work as well as they used to. Left brained dominance of our species has made them little more than a well dressed bo. I use mine for weather work. Had my current one for 22 years. Hand made by another of my kind and it is dear to me. Still, my accoutrements lend a continuity to the tradition and my wand and staff go with me wherever I call home. The tent for 6 months of a year. Spending half of every year in a tent for the past 3 years has been a very welcome development in my life.

Apologies for rambling. Further apologies for offending your inner pedant.

No apologies necessary. Mine is an outed pedant anyway. Nothing secretive there.

So you weren't kidding about the Bo? That sounds pretty groovy. Mine is only for burglars. The light sabre is too much for a burglar. I have my code. Look at my eyes ... I'm obviously a friendly, cuddly guy.

So, please tell me what you do with the weather. Are you more Gandalf or Radagast?

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Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)
look what I did to the Blue Room...



this is where I shall be making the rest of this evening's posts from.

*rings room service* I want fine dessert wine, and cake, and I want them here and I want them now...

¤=[Post Update]=¤

Posted by Cerridwen (here)

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)

Posted by Cerridwen (here)

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)
*squishes her own boobs together* See, the thing about enjoying boobs is that I get to enjoy my own! yay!

They are fun to play with aren't they?

I'm talking about the real ones. The fake boobs are pretty to look at, but not the right feel to them at all.

Well fortunately for us both, mine aren't fake at all- I have enough trouble organising them in an orderly fashion as it is, without adding 'ridiculous' to the mix. I kind of wish I hadn't asked the universe for a level up in boob size, the originals were far less hassle...

Isn't that the truth! The natural D's often have a mind of their own. I'm pretty petite everywhere else. I usually describe myself as a top heavy hourglass.

I think we might really be getting the boy's attention now Songs. Alas, I need to go earn some cash to pay the bills... I'll be back in a few hours.

*waves* I'll be in the Pool...

I'm coming back in here ... and I'm going to install a f***ing jukebox!

[modwiz]

It is coming up on 9 AM where I am. It is time for this owl to dream for awhile. Might have some bodies to rub the right way this evening and being rested is a must to uphold the quality and integrity of my craft. It has been a good time my first night in the pub. I am sure I will find my way back.

Blessed Be.

[songsfortheotherkind]

Posted by Borden (here)
Yes, two very different types here on good old planet human. One seems to like orange skinned, plastic boobied, platinum blonde creatures. I'm of the other kind. They look like plastic robots to me. Real women do not come off a production line.

agreed- not orange, not plastic, not anorexic, not straight...



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Posted by modwiz (here)
It is coming up on 9 AM where I am. It is time for this owl to dream for awhile. Might have some bodies to rub the right way this evening and being rested is a must to uphold the quality and integrity of my craft. It has been a good time my first night in the pub. I am sure I will find my way back.

Blessed Be.

*waves a soapy hand* 'night!

[modwiz]

Posted by Borden (here)

Posted by modwiz (here)

Posted by Borden (here)
If only you hadn't accidentally put 'your' instead of 'yours' you could have come off as a cool wizard. Dammit!

I like you too. A lot of the time. We could both head for the door and make everyone think we're going outside to have a punch up ... then just giggle and place bets on who they think won.

I'm pretty good with a wooden stick too. In Borden world it's called a Bo. Try as I might I can't make it do anything particularly magic though. You'll have to give me tips.

They don't work as well as they used to. Left brained dominance of our species has made them little more than a well dressed bo. I use mine for weather work. Had my current one for 22 years. Hand made by another of my kind and it is dear to me. Still, my accoutrements lend a continuity to the tradition and my wand and staff go with me wherever I call home. The tent for 6 months of a year. Spending half of every year in a tent for the past 3 years has been a very welcome development in my life.

Apologies for rambling. Further apologies for offending your inner pedant.

No apologies necessary. Mine is an outed pedant anyway. Nothing secretive there.

So you weren't kidding about the Bo? That sounds pretty groovy. Mine is only for burglars. The light sabre is too much for a burglar. I have my code. Look at my eyes ... I'm obviously a friendly, cuddly guy.

So, please tell me what you do with the weather. Are you more Gandalf or Radagast?

¤=[Post Update]=¤

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)
look what I did to the Blue Room...



this is where I shall be making the rest of this evening's posts from.

*rings room service* I want fine dessert wine, and cake, and I want them here and I want them now...

¤=[Post Update]=¤

Posted by Cerridwen (here)

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)

Posted by Cerridwen (here)

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)
*squishes her own boobs together* See, the thing about enjoying boobs is that I get to enjoy my own! yay!

They are fun to play with aren't they?

I'm talking about the real ones. The fake boobs are pretty to look at, but not the right feel to them at all.

Well fortunately for us both, mine aren't fake at all- I have enough trouble organising them in an orderly fashion as it is, without adding 'ridiculous' to the mix. I kind of wish I hadn't asked the universe for a level up in boob size, the originals were far less hassle...

Isn't that the truth! The natural D's often have a mind of their own. I'm pretty petite everywhere else. I usually describe myself as a top heavy hourglass.

I think we might really be getting the boy's attention now Songs. Alas, I need to go earn some cash to pay the bills... I'll be back in a few hours.

*waves* I'll be in the Pool...

I'm coming back in here ... and I'm going to install a f***ing jukebox!

I am more Radagast, but with Gandalf now in the Undying Lands, there is a vacancy. I occupy a Green-Blue domain. It corresponds with the Thymus and immuno-responsive energy. Grey is a neutral fall back energetic stance of mine. The Brown of Radagast will always be with me and connect me with Nature and the animals. The Green-Blue is a huge part of my profession as a healing facilitator.

Oh yes, weather. Just local stuff, especially living in a tent. Mainly speaking with the various aspects of weather systems. Reminding them of my presence and alliance with them. Trees can fall all around me but my tent will remain unscathed. Such exactness is usually not the case and a general perimeter will exist wherever I am. Less than a handful of times, but there were a few that made me get up, grab my staff, exit my tent and calm things down.

Might be all in my head, (a disclaimer) but it keeps me very safe and those around me feel it. I do get requests that are very amusing.

[Borden]

This is what's so wonderful about the pub. Utterly different kinds can mingle ... we are the super-gods laughing back stage. The conflict is for the uninitiated. If we conflict here ... it is with total understanding that we can play those roles without judgment or hang-up. Those roles are droppable and not melded on like ugly faces. At least, that's how I see it.

This is almost the canteena on Tattooine ... but nowhere near as seedy. I like drinking here. And for the record, I was at the next table, and Greedo shot first.

[songsfortheotherkind]

Posted by Borden (here)

I'm coming back in here ... and I'm going to install a f***ing jukebox!

*beats Borden to the jukebox*

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMfV0sVQ_VU

another favorite of Goth burlesque dancers..

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNd4eocq2K0

[modwiz]

Posted by Borden (here)
This is what's so wonderful about the pub. Utterly different kinds can mingle ... we are the super-gods laughing back stage. The conflict is for the uninitiated. If we conflict here ... it is with total understanding that we can play those roles without judgment or hang-up. Those roles are droppable and not melded on like ugly faces. At least, that's how I see it.

This is almost the canteena on Tattooine ... but nowhere near as seedy. I like drinking here. And for the record, I was at the next table, and Greedo shot first.

Given the subject matter of just a few posts ago............Don't you mean udderly?

[modwiz]

Thought I would share my new friend with some new friends. This is Lightning.

[Borden]

Posted by modwiz (here)
Thought I would share my new friend with some new friends. This is Lightning.

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I bet you're pretty good on that thing. As for your other recent post ... if I ever lose it completely and decide I want to go camping, I want to go with you. You can teach me about the weather, and I will get you drunk. You can't move in this reality without tripping over a lesson. I'll leave my light sabre in my rucksack, don't worry.

[Calz]

Posted by modwiz (here)

Posted by Borden (here)
This is what's so wonderful about the pub. Utterly different kinds can mingle ... we are the super-gods laughing back stage. The conflict is for the uninitiated. If we conflict here ... it is with total understanding that we can play those roles without judgment or hang-up. Those roles are droppable and not melded on like ugly faces. At least, that's how I see it.

This is almost the canteena on Tattooine ... but nowhere near as seedy. I like drinking here. And for the record, I was at the next table, and Greedo shot first.

Given the subject matter of just a few posts ago............Don't you mean udderly?

Don't get me cranked up again ... we both need a little shut eye ...

You know me ... I'll milk it to the last drop ...

[Borden]

Right, you've been taking lessons from Bob, haven't you, Calz?

I know you're a whiz with the pics ... but the disturbingness has shown a marked increase. If you wanted the dark side, why didn't you just come to me?

[Zebra]

Songs, Another Bob .. thank you for your words. Songs, there really are some good males at this pub and that signals hope. The energy, the honesty and the love that abounds here is a shining example that lights up galaxies all the way to infinity.

Some of those young uns out there are a worry. The disconnect is real, could not agree more and it is a pervasive, predatory and manipulative matrix that has really raised them, or rather allowed them to reverse prosper.

It saddens me. It smells of fear. But what a challenge! This is the big one.

Maybe a massive, collective, syncronous near death experience is the only way Bob. Everyone gets an epiphany together and comes back with a lovely new lightbulb so they can see how marvellous life can really be.

Oh you silly sausages! See? That´s who you really are - Sui Generis

Now that is love. *orders another whole pub round of 10,000 year old Andromedan Amethyst Juice*

Oi all you edgelings, a toast to all the little ones, the old ones, the passed ones, the new ones coming in and the rest of the universal sui hood. May you evolve and make it a good one! I´ll be over here, singing

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-EiKPrAOHA

[songsfortheotherkind]

*studiously ignores men posting their Freudian fantasies of suckling*

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZyVOJ_pht8

[modwiz]

Posted by Borden (here)

Posted by modwiz (here)
Thought I would share my new friend with some new friends. This is Lightning.

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I bet you're pretty good on that thing. As for your other recent post ... if I ever lose it completely and decide I want to go camping, I want to go with you. You can teach me about the weather, and I will get you drunk. You can't move in this reality without tripping over a lesson. I'll leave my light sabre in my rucksack, don't worry.

I have a copy of Gandalf's sword Glamdring. It is over 4 feet long and has a sharp enough point and sufficient blade length to skewer two porkers. Yes, it has the blood groove so that it will not get stuck. Plenty of alternate timeline memory goes with that. My concept of time makes 'past' lives become concurrent, parallel, alternative ones. I would be 'bummed' to have to use one in the 21st century with a whole new consciousness brightening up our DNA. Still, tradition has me keep one around.

If we get in trouble I'll let you use your light saber to remedy the situation. So, as you said, I will not worry.