Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

[Calz]

Posted by Borden (here)

I'm sticking with Nordic for now.

Yes ... yes ... stick with the Tall Blondes you should ...

[Borden]

I find this woman's image ... pleasing. I knew I was a Nordic.

[songsfortheotherkind]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)

Posted by Borden (here)

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
Show???

There's gonna be a show???


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I think it's supposed to be you and me facing off with light-sabres, Calz ... I say we wave our hands Jedi style and just make 'em think they saw an epic battle. Meanwhile we can play hologram chess and flick peanuts at droids.

Splendid idea have you ...


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*boggles* far out!! for the first time in my life I want to play chess!! Only for me the rules would be different- 'Ok, I was going to move *this* piece, so *skulls that glass down*. Your move. "

Oh yes, this is a chess game I'd enjoy, only there should be little shot glasses of Sambucca on there for the pawns...

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Posted by Borden (here)
I find this woman's image ... pleasing. I knew I was a Nordic.

where the given meaning of 'nordic' means 'horny'? Alrightee then, I'll read that meaning now every time you write 'Nordic'. *salutes*

[songsfortheotherkind]

Posted by Borden (here)

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
Show???

There's gonna be a show???


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I think it's supposed to be you and me facing off with light-sabres, Calz ... I say we wave our hands Jedi style and just make 'em think they saw an epic battle. Meanwhile we can play hologram chess and flick peanuts at droids.

Pfft. That hand waving crap only works on *humans*- you really think that's going to work here? I mean, some of the patrons here qualify as *gods* back on Earth... which doesn't, btw, make them *interesting*.

Of course there's going to be a show! I can never get bored because of my unerring ability to create/manifest a distraction.

While we're waiting, anyone want a game of darts?

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clv0S--z4p0

[Calz]

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)

While we're waiting, anyone want a game of darts?

Feeling the presence of Dart Vader I am ...




[Keeping the eyepatch industry alive since the 1800s]

[songsfortheotherkind]

Posted by onawah (here)
Sheesh. You guys are spoiling this forum for any serious Conspiracy Theorism. First you trash all those poor channelers, and now this... Avalon will never be the same.
How you gonna keep 'em down on the forum when songsfortheotherkind is back online....
I think I'll have whatever she's having...

*grins at you* You're sure about that? I'm not human, you know...

There's a bar fight in this somewhere, isn't there?

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAGfC0Ktb5Q

Yes but there are no yummy females. This is a definite negative from my perspective.

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Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)

While we're waiting, anyone want a game of darts?

Feeling the presence of Dart Vader I am ...


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[Keeping the eyepatch industry alive since the 1800s]

*genuine laughter* ok, I'm loving this one.

[Cidersomerset]

Of All The Gin joints in all the Towns.........'I walked into yours , Whats Youre poison ??'

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa8d-jwFwds

[Cidersomerset]

A pint of 'Thatchers or Stowford press cider please' .......Import some if you have to.......Cheers....

[jaybee]

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)
Yes but there are no yummy females. This is a definite negative from my perspective. [COLOR="red"]

Just booked a stripper...the one and only Venus of Willendorf....putting up the posters now...

[Cidersomerset]

I watched a couple of movies yesterday......Had a lazy day ..

The first was the Grindhouse version of Star Wars A New Hope
Which was interresting especially if you are a fan...I cannot find
the link i watched it on...Heres another if you can connect....
http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/p...d=5b2k5z9eoy3c

Then watched this film I had not seen before, I would not have
been that interrested in 12 years ago....But now its full of reconisable
incidents/inuendo and possible situations....Ignore the gungho/Kung foo there
for entertainment, but the story is interresting , and right at the end
one of the charactors said something very appropriate..

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aws8t05fZkE

[Calz]

I don't always ...

[Cidersomerset]

Thanks for the pint, I'm feeling peckish, and as its my day off I'm off for some lunch !!




Then a movie...

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9JGGZSZxf8

Cheers Steve...

[Chinaski]

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)
*emerges from the chair, slightly flushed*

Ok, well that was good for me, I feel like I need a cigarette. What a pity I don't smoke.

To begin the exploration of my own question, evolution my way is crunchy, with nice berry pieces and the occasional nut. I'm not human, so I don't like playing the human way- I don't do relationships, connection, social behaviour, family, love or any number of other things like the paradigm gives us pictures of.

Here's a brief outline of some of those things Otherkind style:

sleeping in puppy piles made up of individuals who feel good to sleep with. Having a room of my own for when I don't want to do that. Omnisexual (nomnisexual also works, lol). I'm not 'maternal' in the common sense of it- I like raising free range children that are shared amongst a large group of adults. Connections are made between individuals or smaller groups of individuals within the larger group- everything is communicated, expressed, so there's no assumptions about anything at all. Absolute embracing of the Sui Generis for all Beings, including new borns and those who are frail with age/illness/physical conditions. Nothing from this paradigm gets to make the cut unless it can be clearly demonstrated that it does not, in any way shape or form, contain any spores of the mind virus- if it can be demonstrated that it's possible to resurrect Empire and the virus with *any* attitude, behaviour, concept or any other relic of the old paradigm, then it's booted without question. Being able to detect the mind virus is part of the skilling up that is involved with this level of evolution. This would indicate that just about everything from this paradigm would need to be booted.

That's for starters.

*orders another drink and a vegan platter*

*pauses to check with the waiter*- the vegan platter isn't made of vegans, is it...

we have a word for that particular lifestyle here on earth: hippie. (sorry, could't resist)

i'll confess here that i had to look up 'omnisexual', and now that i know the meaning of the word, i have a few probing questions i'd like to ask: oh nevermind, that just wouldn't be appropriate.....or would it?

p.s. this is a great thread you've started here SFTOK (hope you don't mind me acronym-izing your name here). i see it as a slightly more irreverant version of Ulli's cool invention: 'Here And Now'. i recommend that thread highly and hope to see some of the here n now villiagers over in this part of the galaxy as well. good to see Calz and Viralspiral have made it over for a visit.

[Calz]

Posted by Anam Cara (here)
How about a purple laser gargle blaster? My fav.

Using the Beverage Language Ominversal Alcoholic Translator (BLOAT for short) device ...

purple laser gargle blaser translates into rumple minze (who knew??? )

[Calz]

Of course every Star Wars buff knows the theme song for Hans SOLO ...

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8E7aFdsSIY

[Stuart M.]

Jeez, the place is a little sleezier than I imagined...

Hey I know its probably uncommon here but whats the odds of a guy gettin an h20 straight up? Man it's dry in these parts...

And I couldn't help but notice the big wall right outside, is that the actual boundry of the universe? Any body ever climbed over for a peak? If not I'll offer drinks all night to the craziest cosmic bad a$$ in here to climb over and report directly back to me. Oh... and don't come back and tell me the universe is sitting in a giant palm... saw a picture of the home planet sitting in one and turned out to be a fake... had me go'n to.. Any takers?

[Murray]

Muzz bursts in...

Guys! Quick! Darth Vaders been drinkin again out in the car park

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8rzkCkFIus

And he stole my kilt!!

[Calz]

Posted by Muzz (here)
Muzz bursts in...

Guys! Quick Darth Vaders been drinkin again out in the car park

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8rzkCkFIus

And he stole my kilt!!

Ah c'mon ... cut the poor guy a little slack ... stressful it is trying to dominate the Universe ...

[Borden]

Brilliant clip, Muzz ...

Calz, how many Star Wars funnies do you have???

Borden

[REILLY]

The question I address to you all:

Have you consumed enough alcohol to handle this?

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXcb7VPw59s

MWahahahaha!