Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

[REILLY]

*ahem*



I'm broken inside
I nearly burned out mine eyes
Don't watch the wookies


A mockingbird sings
As the half lit moon goes dark
Chime in equinox

[Calz]

Posted by PurpleLama (here)

Don't watch the wookies

Sure PL but doncha remember what happened the last time we opted out of watching the wookies???

[songsfortheotherkind]

Posted by PurpleLama (here)
*ahem*



I'm broken inside
I nearly burned out mine eyes
Don't watch the wookies


A mockingbird sings
As the half lit moon goes dark
Chime in equinox

excellent stuff! :D

I loves the haiku I does :D

[songsfortheotherkind]

Posted by Chinaski (here)
there's david wilcock
wait, and benjamin fulford
men who stare at goats

along with the 'thanks' button, we reeeeeeeally need a 'cracks up laughing' button

Oh noes! I like David *and* I have a sense of humour! I've just destabilised the entire fabric of creation as we know it!

oh wait- it's all good- I was looking at the wrong fabric... *sheepish*

[onawah]

I love this thread.
It's a purrfect fit for where I want my head to be at right now.

[songsfortheotherkind]

Posted by onawah (here)
I love this thread.
It's a purrfect fit for where I want my head to be at right now.

That series of pictures makes me want to have a cat that smiles.

'Smiling cat' is now officially a euphemism for describing this feeling. :D

*pats the couch beside me* I am in a rather smiling cat mood myself, I've spent a few hours with a gorgeous woman that I'm thinking I'm going to have a relationship with. A lascivious and luscious relationship, even! Shall we sit together and watch the haiku singing some karaoke? :D

Haiku

Ah! Karaoke!
Most sublime music ever
Still bad in Vogon

[onawah]

On a completely different note...
I hope no one minds if I introduce 2 sort of female counterparts of Withnail (though these characters are actually from a TV series, AbFab).
You have to give these ladies credit for sheer tenacity when it comes to getting plastered.
(Warning: not for the faint hearted or easily offended...)

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMG0C6m9i3E

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkpgJZ6m_LQ

[Mad Hatter]

Mad Hatter shouts the bar a round of 'nangs' then noticing the extent of the salubrious company makes the following observation...

The piano has been drinking
my necktie is asleep
and the combo went back to New York
the jukebox has to take a leak
and the carpet needs a haircut
and the spotlight looks like a prison break
cause the telephone's out of cigarettes
and the balcony's on the make
and the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking...

and the menus are all freezing
and the lightman's blind in one eye
and he can't see out of the other
and the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
and he showed up with his mother
and the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking

cause the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
cream puff casper milk toast
and the owner is a mental midget
with the I.Q. of a fencepost
cause the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking...

and you can't find your waitress
with a Geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends
and you just can't get served
without her
and the box-office is drooling
and the bar stools are on fire
and the newspapers were fooling
and the ash-trays have retired
the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking
not me, not me, not me, not me, not me
(Tom Waits)

In departing from said establishment promises to come back with something original after having suitably adjusted his medication....

[778 neighbour of some guy]

Posted by Muzz (here)
Muzz bursts in...

Guys! Quick! Darth Vaders been drinkin again out in the car park

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8rzkCkFIus

And he stole my kilt!!

Bwaahaaaaaaaaa, thats goddamn funny right there

Made me completely forget to order a drink, i'll have a Captain Morgan on some rocks please.

[778 neighbour of some guy]

Posted by Cidersomerset (here)
As a fellow regular to the occasional watering hole....I would have cut Bush jnr a little slack if he were not the puppet of the Neo cons...
and member of that Oil/Banker Bush/Bin Laden syndicate families.....



It would be great fun to be in a bar with GB Jnr with a few mates chatting about what really goes on in the whitehouse ...


George was leader of the free world...God help us ...Thats what his 'satanic Nazi'ness' the Pope is thinking !! Though they both ultimately have the same 'masters!!....

Dear dalai lama !!! bwaaaaaaaa, almost crapped myself heeheehee.

[778 neighbour of some guy]

Would this one be open for discussion as well, or are the vibes to low?

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icAji8f3kqQ

Cracked me up regardless

[Calz]

Posted by 665 plumber of the beast (here)
Would this one be open for discussion as well, or are the vibes to low?

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icAji8f3kqQ

Cracked me up regardless

Using hidden microphones they are!!!

Hear from my lawyer they will ...

[778 neighbour of some guy]

There's room for everybody in this bar.

We're not sleazy, we're liberal.

Fear is the path to the Dark Room.

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM6Pm222KhM

[Borden]

665, that is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen.

Dirty talking Yoda had me in bits though!

Borden

[778 neighbour of some guy]

Posted by Borden (here)
665, that is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen.

Dirty talking Yoda had me in bits though!

Borden

Hee hee, couldnt resist, why should i, the bar is on the other side of the galaxy, who would ever find out, grinn.

He/she without secrets is not to be trusted.

[REILLY]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)

Posted by PurpleLama (here)

Don't watch the wookies

Sure PL but doncha remember what happened the last time we opted out of watching the wookies???


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Calz, buddy, have you not seen the SWHS in all it's awful, terrible glory?

Watch at your own risk, but you should understand within fifteen minutes why we *don't* watch the wookies.

Link only, out of deference to Borden and onowah:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=...&v=bbF_ecnlyTk

[Calz]

What happens when a human stows away on one of the craft and makes it out to the edge of the Universe ... here ...





The animal species from Gaia fares somewhat better ... at least this one who can store excess alcohol in it's hump ...

[Borden]

Here's something that's surely best experienced drunk.

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDAKC0Nl6kg

Inebriated or sober, fresh underwear is required after such an experience.

Borden

[778 neighbour of some guy]

Posted by Borden (here)
Here's something that's surely best experienced drunk.

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDAKC0Nl6kg

Inebriated or sober, fresh underwear is required after such an experience.

Borden

Oempf, now that is one lucky crap filled pants lucky chap, croiky.

[Chinaski]

Posted by another bob (here)

Posted by Chinaski (here)
do you think you could sum it all up in a haiku, Mr. Bob?

Look into your mind
Wherever attention rests
Experience that

touche, sir.