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    Default Re: Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

    *ahem*



    I'm broken inside
    I nearly burned out mine eyes
    Don't watch the wookies


    A mockingbird sings
    As the half lit moon goes dark
    Chime in equinox
    God bless the Fae
    God bless Me

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    Default Re: Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

    Quote Posted by PurpleLama (here)

    Don't watch the wookies

    Sure PL but doncha remember what happened the last time we opted out of watching the wookies???


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    Quote Posted by PurpleLama (here)
    *ahem*



    I'm broken inside
    I nearly burned out mine eyes
    Don't watch the wookies


    A mockingbird sings
    As the half lit moon goes dark
    Chime in equinox
    excellent stuff! :D

    I loves the haiku I does :D

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    Quote Posted by Chinaski (here)
    there's david wilcock
    wait, and benjamin fulford
    men who stare at goats
    along with the 'thanks' button, we reeeeeeeally need a 'cracks up laughing' button

    Oh noes! I like David *and* I have a sense of humour! I've just destabilised the entire fabric of creation as we know it!

    oh wait- it's all good- I was looking at the wrong fabric... *sheepish*

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    I love this thread.
    It's a purrfect fit for where I want my head to be at right now.
    Each breath a gift...
    _____________

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    Quote Posted by onawah (here)
    I love this thread.
    It's a purrfect fit for where I want my head to be at right now.

    That series of pictures makes me want to have a cat that smiles.

    'Smiling cat' is now officially a euphemism for describing this feeling. :D

    *pats the couch beside me* I am in a rather smiling cat mood myself, I've spent a few hours with a gorgeous woman that I'm thinking I'm going to have a relationship with. A lascivious and luscious relationship, even! Shall we sit together and watch the haiku singing some karaoke? :D

    Haiku

    Ah! Karaoke!
    Most sublime music ever
    Still bad in Vogon

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    Default Re: Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

    On a completely different note...
    I hope no one minds if I introduce 2 sort of female counterparts of Withnail (though these characters are actually from a TV series, AbFab).
    You have to give these ladies credit for sheer tenacity when it comes to getting plastered.
    (Warning: not for the faint hearted or easily offended...)



    Each breath a gift...
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    Mad Hatter shouts the bar a round of 'nangs' then noticing the extent of the salubrious company makes the following observation...

    The piano has been drinking
    my necktie is asleep
    and the combo went back to New York
    the jukebox has to take a leak
    and the carpet needs a haircut
    and the spotlight looks like a prison break
    cause the telephone's out of cigarettes
    and the balcony's on the make
    and the piano has been drinking
    the piano has been drinking...

    and the menus are all freezing
    and the lightman's blind in one eye
    and he can't see out of the other
    and the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
    and he showed up with his mother
    and the piano has been drinking
    the piano has been drinking

    cause the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
    cream puff casper milk toast
    and the owner is a mental midget
    with the I.Q. of a fencepost
    cause the piano has been drinking
    the piano has been drinking...

    and you can't find your waitress
    with a Geiger counter
    And she hates you and your friends
    and you just can't get served
    without her
    and the box-office is drooling
    and the bar stools are on fire
    and the newspapers were fooling
    and the ash-trays have retired
    the piano has been drinking
    the piano has been drinking
    The piano has been drinking
    not me, not me, not me, not me, not me
    (Tom Waits)

    In departing from said establishment promises to come back with something original after having suitably adjusted his medication....

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    Quote Posted by Muzz (here)
    Muzz bursts in...

    Guys! Quick! Darth Vaders been drinkin again out in the car park



    And he stole my kilt!!
    Bwaahaaaaaaaaa, thats goddamn funny right there

    Made me completely forget to order a drink, i'll have a Captain Morgan on some rocks please.
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    Quote Posted by Cidersomerset (here)
    As a fellow regular to the occasional watering hole....I would have cut Bush jnr a little slack if he were not the puppet of the Neo cons...
    and member of that Oil/Banker Bush/Bin Laden syndicate families.....



    It would be great fun to be in a bar with GB Jnr with a few mates chatting about what really goes on in the whitehouse ...


    George was leader of the free world...God help us ...Thats what his 'satanic Nazi'ness' the Pope is thinking !! Though they both ultimately have the same 'masters!!....

    Dear dalai lama !!! bwaaaaaaaa, almost crapped myself heeheehee.

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    Default Re: Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

    Would this one be open for discussion as well, or are the vibes to low?



    Cracked me up regardless

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    Quote Posted by 665 plumber of the beast (here)
    Would this one be open for discussion as well, or are the vibes to low?



    Cracked me up regardless

    Using hidden microphones they are!!!

    Hear from my lawyer they will ...



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    Default Re: Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

    There's room for everybody in this bar.

    We're not sleazy, we're liberal.

    Fear is the path to the Dark Room.




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    665, that is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen.

    Dirty talking Yoda had me in bits though!

    Borden

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    Quote Posted by Borden (here)
    665, that is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen.

    Dirty talking Yoda had me in bits though!

    Borden
    Hee hee, couldnt resist, why should i, the bar is on the other side of the galaxy, who would ever find out, grinn.

    He/she without secrets is not to be trusted.

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    Quote Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
    Quote Posted by PurpleLama (here)

    Don't watch the wookies

    Sure PL but doncha remember what happened the last time we opted out of watching the wookies???


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    Calz, buddy, have you not seen the SWHS in all it's awful, terrible glory?

    Watch at your own risk, but you should understand within fifteen minutes why we *don't* watch the wookies.

    Link only, out of deference to Borden and onowah:

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=...&v=bbF_ecnlyTk
    God bless the Fae
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    Default Re: Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

    What happens when a human stows away on one of the craft and makes it out to the edge of the Universe ... here ...


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    The animal species from Gaia fares somewhat better ... at least this one who can store excess alcohol in it's hump ...



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    Here's something that's surely best experienced drunk.



    Inebriated or sober, fresh underwear is required after such an experience.

    Borden

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    Quote Posted by Borden (here)
    Here's something that's surely best experienced drunk.



    Inebriated or sober, fresh underwear is required after such an experience.

    Borden
    Oempf, now that is one lucky crap filled pants lucky chap, croiky.

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    Quote Posted by another bob (here)
    Quote Posted by Chinaski (here)
    do you think you could sum it all up in a haiku, Mr. Bob?

    Look into your mind
    Wherever attention rests
    Experience that




    touche, sir.

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