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    Default Re: Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

    Quote Posted by Chinaski (here)
    Quote Posted by another bob (here)
    Quote Posted by Chinaski (here)
    do you think you could sum it all up in a haiku, Mr. Bob?

    Look into your mind
    Wherever attention rests
    Experience that




    touche, sir.

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    Indeed ...


    ... unless you are staring at goats???




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    Listened intently for the Sound of One Hand Clapping ... only to hear the sound of the other hand Whacking me Upside the Head!

    Don't forget to take the time each day to smile.

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    Default Re: Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

    Quote Hee hee, couldnt resist, why should i, the bar is on the other side of the galaxy, who would ever find out, grinn.
    665Plumber, please remember our Mod team might check in here, and so we do have to keep it fairly clean, at least...
    Or they might move us to the members only category, which is ok, but would deprive visitors of access to all the scintillating wit on this thread, and that would be a shame.
    Of course, they may already have checked in and could be ROTFL but still have to provide a reluctant admonition
    "It takes courage to push yourself to places that you have never been before... to test your limits... to break through barriers.
    And the day came when the risk it took to remain tight inside the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom."
    ~ Anais Nin ~

    "When you choose to see the good in others, you end up finding the good in yourself." Unknown
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    Profound gratitude, Purple Lama for the deference and links rather than further painful full frontal exposure to SWHS.

    NO, PLEASE ANYTHING but that!!!

    It took numerous clips of AbFab Patsy and Edina in full drunken glory to remove the foul taste from my mouth

    Calz, where on earth do you find all that brilliant stuff??
    Or is it a trade secret?

    Laughter is surely a univeral panacea, but I wonder what the ET/EDs think about our sense of humor here on 3D Earth?
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    "It takes courage to push yourself to places that you have never been before... to test your limits... to break through barriers.
    And the day came when the risk it took to remain tight inside the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom."
    ~ Anais Nin ~

    "When you choose to see the good in others, you end up finding the good in yourself." Unknown
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    Quote Posted by onawah (here)
    Quote Hee hee, couldnt resist, why should i, the bar is on the other side of the galaxy, who would ever find out, grinn.
    665Plumber, please remember our Mod team might check in here, and so we do have to keep it fairly clean, at least...
    Or they might move us to the members only category, which is ok, but would deprive visitors of access to all the scintillating wit on this thread, and that would be a shame.
    Of course, they may already have checked in and could be ROTFL but still have to provide a reluctant admonition
    Gotcha, and i know, but, but, but its a bar right!! I'll behave, sigh
    Confusius say..........Investing in people will accumulate interest at a staggering rate

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    "It takes courage to push yourself to places that you have never been before... to test your limits... to break through barriers.
    And the day came when the risk it took to remain tight inside the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom."
    ~ Anais Nin ~

    "When you choose to see the good in others, you end up finding the good in yourself." Unknown
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    Default Re: Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

    665, perhaps, given the nature of the thread, with proper warning of adult content to warn away those who more easily find offence, some things might be found to squeak through the cracks that might otherwise be moderated upon.

    To all participants, thank you, for as we all know, laughter is good for the soul. Sorry to those I exposed to the SWHS who may have been unsuspecting. It was my evil alter ego who did it, I shall endeavor to rein it in, in the future.

    Special thanks to the OP.

    Oh, and Hokey Heyokie, I really meant all that leading up to the 9th of Nov.
    The above post is either satire or parody.
    It is entirely fictitious.

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    Default Re: Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

    Quote Posted by PurpleLama (here)
    665, perhaps, given the nature of the thread, with proper warning of adult content to warn away those who more easily find offence, some things might be found to squeak through the cracks that might otherwise be moderated upon.

    To all participants, thank you, for as we all know, laughter is good for the soul. Sorry to those I exposed to the SWHS who may have been unsuspecting. It was my evil alter ego who did it, I shall endeavor to rein it in, in the future.

    Special thanks to the OP.

    Oh, and Hokey Heyokie, I really meant all that leading up to the 9th of Nov.
    You are right, in the near future i will restrain myself and show more respect for the owner of this fine extragalactic interdimensional establishment as well.

    How many post does this pub actually need before it becomes even more "sticky"

    I think the informal atmosphere suits the top of the threads page and offer some balance to the holy of holies up there.
    Confusius say..........Investing in people will accumulate interest at a staggering rate

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    Default Re: Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

    To get sticky status, we must first erect an idol of the Great Bovine Diety. We probably need a bit more traffic as well, but that's coming, I can 'feel' it.
    The above post is either satire or parody.
    It is entirely fictitious.

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    Default Re: Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

    I am at work here and cant post clips or images from here, we are shielded, someone please post some apropiate Billy Idol, it helps the post count and might please the
    Confusius say..........Investing in people will accumulate interest at a staggering rate

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    Quick draw Borden obliges ...


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    Default Re: Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

    Quote Posted by PurpleLama (here)
    To get sticky status, we must first erect an idol of the Great Bovine Diety. We probably need a bit more traffic as well, but that's coming, I can 'feel' it.

    Here ya go . . .
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    Quote Posted by Borden (here)
    Quick draw Borden obliges ...

    Thanks Borden, gotta go, assist the cops getting someone out of bed in the shelter,

    laterz
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    I have no idea what you mean 665, but I'm assuming it's your job? Sounds stressful ... good luck mate

    Borden

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    Default Re: Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

    How bout a pan galactic gargle blaster instead...really will put you into orbit wayyyy out there.....heres how to make it according to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...a Douglas Adams masterpiece, and also served at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe

    Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster Recipe

    The Best Bang Since the Big One.

    Take the juice from one bottle of the Ol' Janx Spirit.
    Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V -- Oh, that Santraginean water... Oh, those Santraginean fish!
    Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
    Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
    Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odors of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet, and mystic.
    Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
    Sprinkle Zamphour.
    Add an olive.
    Drink... but... very carefully...

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    Default Re: Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

    Marique, you should warn people about the effects! It's like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon, wrapped around a large gold brick.

    Borden

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    Default Re: Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

    Quote Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)
    Quote Posted by jorr lundstrom (here)
    Well, nice place. But does this mean if Ive made up my mind,
    you aint gonna confuse me with facts, or...................?



    It means that I promise nothing other than what I've already promised. Why, are you scared? *grinning*


    And now we know who killed santa...

    Well, who mentioned scared? LOL I actually took this photo from an
    icebreaker north of Svalbard in july 2010. The man on the photo is
    a local policeman who claimed he had hunted down an imposter.





    But I must admit it could have been me if I had the same opportunity.


    Jorr
    We are free, have always been. LOL

    There is no sharing.

    Im responible for wot I say, not wot you understand

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    Quote Posted by Borden (here)
    Marique, you should warn people about the effects! It's like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon, wrapped around a large gold brick.

    Borden
    So true, so true.....here is the terran version of the Pan galactic gargle blaster......it does make one feel like having been struck with a brick between the eyes....lol

    Believe I know, I tried this and do not recall how I ended up on the floor and it was nine hours later.....remains a mystery in my life..

    To make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster using Terran ingredients:

    Take the liquid contained in a 200 ml bottle of EverClear to remind you that your head will be clear forever if you drink too many Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, and that your brain will clear of anything soon after you start drinking some, if not before.

    Into it, slowly pour a 750 ml bottle of Bombay Sapphire to remind you of the marvelous beauty of the old Santraginean seas, or an equal amount of Jeremiah Weed in acknowledgement of what has happened to the Santraginean Seas and their lifeforms.

    Now add 750 ml of Cold Wild Turkey, letting it run into the mixture as we run through life to remind us of all the lifeforms we meet and experience while hitchhiking through the galaxy.

    Speedily stirring, add 375 ml of Herradua Tequila, mixing it in to commemorate the galactic hitchhikers who died of pleasure among the vapors and gasses in the marshes of Fallia.

    Over the bowl of a silver spoon, let flow 1 liter of rum in memory of the waterfalls and their glorious rainbows encountered on your journeys through the galaxy of life.

    Next, drop in the worm found in a bottle of Musquil, watching it dissolve into the mixture. If the bottom falls out and the worm survives, drink at your own risk.

    Finally, sprinkle into the mixture some Gatorade to commemorate the lifeforms which have vanished and are becoming extinct, both sentient and non-sentient, especially those most in need of aid.

    If this many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters are too many for the number of people you think you are, mix together the following amounts of ingredients as described above for a single serving.

    1 oz. EverClear
    4 oz. Bombay Sapphire or Jeremiah Weed
    4 oz. Cold Wild Turkey
    2 oz. Herredura Tequila
    5 oz. Rum
    1 worm from bottle of Mezcla
    2 oz. Gatorade
    This makes one approximately 18 ounce Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. The reason this drink seems so large is that Zaphod Beeblebrox has two heads, so when he created it, it came out to 9 ounces per head, so both were happy.

    Before drinking, eat one olive to create a sweetness in it which is not there.

    Drink very, very extremely carefully at your own risk, and remember where your towel is (if you can).

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    Default Re: Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

    Pretend these are two glasses of chocolate wine..yum!!!! Cheers to the bar!
    To JPT in my heart always
    To those of you and you know who u are
    who have extended your greed
    who have taken what you wanted
    and not what you need
    kept the oppressed stranded on their knees
    and bled their hearts dry to a crumbling freeze
    penance is thine ......

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    A couple of them ... and I reckon I would possibly do something silly, like nick a ship called the Heart of Gold. Who knows what might happen after that!

    Zaphod

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