John Kettler - UFO Daylight Landing At Chicago’s O’Hare Airport–Breaking!

[Chumley]

Whatever it is it is Heavy! Those 22 wheelers can haul 100 thousand pound loads. My guess is that its the body of an intersteller Dinosaur used at some future opening of a Sinclair gas station.

[Lettherebelight]

These type of flying saucer 'ufo's have been experimentally engineered for decades. They have come up with some good designs, but I'm not sure this is one of them (a good one).

[modwiz]

Possibilities of consideration. No conclusive evidence. Top picture is a B-2 bomber. Bottom is F-17 stealth fighter. I would suggest that neither of these models is on the truck. The one on the truck more resembles the highly classified drone that Iran downed months ago. Resembles is used very lightly. It is covered up.

[christian]

If I'd open a taco stand and wanted it to become a success, I might place a cardboard-ufo on top of the roof and have it brought to me by having for the people to see and wonder first to create a buzz and curiosity. What a stunt.

[nonesuch]

This thread's OP is incorrectly posted in the public UFO/Extraterrestrial Forum and I suspect deliberately so, instead of in the members-only Channeled and Other Controversial Materials Forum, where John's embarrassingly legless stories can be displayed without shame or risk of raising casual visitors' legitimate suspicions about Project Avalon’s mental health.

Industrious insomniac that I am...with the laziest click of a mouse, I put my superficial research skills to work for 20 seconds browsing Google Images before my single bead of sweaty effort yielded a trove of evidence shouting in accusatory unison that John's story is not about UFOs, but instead about the intelligence, accuracy and intent of his sources and sourcing.

While both his sources and sourcing are highly questionable, neither can actually be questioned on the record because of their perpetual absence. You'd think an ex-military intelligence officer, now a self-styled cub reporter on the intertubes, might recognize a U.S. drone in transport even when it is sexed up in skintight white vinyl drag for its high noon street performance.

Not to deliberately throw tepid water on the erect nipples of Avalon's greatest Kettler fanboy who posts these rumors and fictions…but below are links to news stories that easily call into question the Kettler Approved™ photo evidence of ”the actual UFO” he reports landing in broad daylight at the very populated O'Hare International Airport.

Between you and me, the real story here is how that flying piece of saucer managed to touch the tarmac on a sunny Chicago day (the very definition of broad when speaking of daylight) at a large public facility, without arousing the curiosity, much less the uncontrollable screams of joy or horror—depending on who you’re rooting for—of a single eyewitness capable of operating a cell phone.

Following that vast silence, there was no major or minor media coverage of the paradigm-crushing Miracle O’ The Midwest, except (royal trumpets, please!) in the exclusive scoop found nowhere else on Earth other than Specialist John Kettler's fertile website. He must be very important.

But enough about John, let’s talk about facts.

The following article deadpans that the craft is an X-47B Drone being trucked to the Patuxent Naval Air Station in Maryland:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/did-...t-see-the-pic/


Indulge yourself with this Fox(y) News story. It includes a photo of John’s UFO from a different angle, pulled by the same All-American, apple red cab:

http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/1878563...type=printable


Or get a load of this: http://www.geekosystem.com/x47b-roadtrip/

Or this—from the naughty Northrup Grumman website, where you can view a full frontal of the drone, sans white cloaking device (a.k.a., tarp)—the hottest pic is the third one down on the right:

http://www.irconnect.com/noc/press/p....html?d=259264

I could go on, but let me get at least an hour of sleep before the bad reviews and outraged rebuttals hit the newsstands.






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Disclaimers: All characters in this post are fictitious. Any resemblance to anyone living or dead (or both) is purely coincidental, so you should be grateful for getting the attention you crave, my imaginary friend. Nothing real was harmed in the production of this post.

[Knowrainknowrainbows!]

Nonesuch wrote,
"Between you and me, the real story here is how that flying piece of saucer managed to touch the tarmac on a sunny Chicago day (the very definition of broad when speaking of daylight) at a large public facility, without arousing the curiosity, much less the uncontrollable screams of joy or horror—depending on who you’re rooting for—of a single eyewitness capable of operating a cell phone. Following that vast silence, there was no major or minor media coverage of the paradigm-crushing Miracle O’ The Midwest, except (royal trumpets, please!) in the exclusive scoop found nowhere else on Earth but Specialist John Kettler's fertile website. He must be really important."

I so enjoyed reading your post ...
Thanks for a very good start to my day!
KRKR

[WhiteFeather]

I agree this could very well be a craft made by the american car company known as Ford Motors. Notice they have a reputation with cars and craft they manufacture.

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IMO its Definately a Ford.

[mountain_jim]

Kettler further reduces his credibility (with me) toward zero with this report. Thanks for your excellent documentation, nonesuch.

Perhaps he should keep his reports to those from his 'ET/ED' sources which can not be proved one way or another.

[RMorgan]

Posted by mountain_jim (here)
Kettler further reduces his credibility (with me) toward zero with this report. Thanks for your excellent documentation, nonesuch.

Perhaps he should keep his reports to those from his 'ET/ED' sources which can not be proved one way or another.

What credibility, mate?

At least for me, he´s never given any reason or information that would even slightly help building up something close to credibility.

To build up some credibility, at least in the news world, one must say a reasonable amount of things that end up being right, or say a reasonable amount of insightful things that makes a lot of sense.

Here´s the UFO, the X47-B, or another unmanned aircraft similar to it:







Cheers,

Raf.

[the_flyingboy]

Posted by modwiz (here)
This is a stealth aircraft. The window bump is distinct above the forward, single, wheel. The tapering body towards the tail is also there if one looks for it. It has the 3 wheel position of any fighter jet.

I've seen this before it's a prototype it does have small wings they get plugged in .

[Zencat]

Yes, it's an X-47B drone.

Kettler lost all credibility when he claimed that Kim Jong Un (Korean 'beloved Supreme Leader Jr.) had been assassinated and what we saw was a clone.

He's either delusional, an egomaniac or a jackass - or all three ....

In any case, he's a major distraction.

[SKIBADABOMSKI]

They took off the wings for easy transport and wrapped it in a white material. Thus it looked like a saucer.

But this was a decoy of course.. the real Aliens were on the tarmac asking for directions to Indigostar's house to remove the implant on said hand. They were told Indigo had cancelled the meeting and they left.


SKi-

[mountain_jim]

Well I guess credibility was not the best word choice.

But I started to be hopeful and keep an open mind about Kettler's writings at first, as he showed up on the scene out of nowhere. That benefit of the doubt, awaiting further info to go one way or the other, has now been reduced to zero.

As Cartomancer posted in Current Events, a possibly related event in Washington vid:

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_G3QA6B6V0

[Airwooz]

Looks like a stealth drone to me, probably a bigger version of x-47 without the wings attached to it.

[Cartomancer]

OK. Sorry about starting a thread for the D.C. "sighting" separately. I really can't believe that someone would actually turn this incident into a "UFO" story. As I said in the other thread I lived in Virginia when the stealth fighter was first deployed publicly. Then there was a huge rash of UFO sightings in that area. That is what is going to happen when they deploy these domestically. That has already been planned. They already actually have high altitude blimps for surveillance which they have absolutely no warrants or right to do under the constitution. The arrests for all kinds of crap are going to begin soon because of these things. Fat heads like to play with their toys.

I really can't believe that this Kettler guy actually released a story hinting that this was a UFO of some type? Everyone is so anxious to have a breaking story or to predict something that we are getting mired in B.S. here.

[danceblackcatdance]

found previous reports of ufo at O'Hare... never any footage though :D

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT3uGJQZuBg

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXFuzWL4o8E

[13th Warrior]

Posted by modwiz (here)
This is a stealth aircraft. The window bump is distinct above the forward, single, wheel. The tapering body towards the tail is also there if one looks for it. It has the 3 wheel position of any fighter jet.

No doubt one of 30,000 drones to be in the US skies...


I now see plenty of people have pointed out this to be a drone...good work people!

[eileenrose]

Now that disclosure is happening, I notice some people even here on PA are refusing to see it.

Isn't that always the case?

Things never turn out the way we expect them to. But that is the mind for you.

I saw these posts (just 3 so far) as confirmations of exposure of aliens on our planet. I confirmed them (myself) through my own intuitive side. I posted my findings days before each of his three reports.

But since I don't feel like negative ET attacks, I am not going to expose myself more than need be.

Believe what you want to.

But disclosure is just happening all around you, if you (anyone) cares to watch it happen.
And who said it would happen in a way your mind can accept?

...just saying. You are the natives that didn't see the Spaniard ships (old story)...because they didn't exist in their version of reality. It took a shaman to show them (part of that story) they existed, at all.

So I am saying, this is real. Sorry to dissappoint the naysayers. And I have no regrets about putting this out there (in public). Like I said in my previous post. This is for real. Take it or leave it. Doesn't matter (it's happening anyway).

And yes, it is the greys. But you (deep down) already knew this. ...I can go into this if requested (from a nicer place then the previous 'hate kettler' postings).

[danceblackcatdance]

Posted by eileenrose (here)

...Doesn't matter (it's happening anyway).

...I can go into this if requested

I think / feel similarly.. It's happening regardless... Here's a request to go into this more pls & thx

[BMJ]

Posted by modwiz (here)
This is a stealth aircraft. The window bump is distinct above the forward, single, wheel. The tapering body towards the tail is also there if one looks for it. It has the 3 wheel position of any fighter jet.

Spot on Modwiz. It is a miltary stealth craft not a UFO.