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    Default The Ass-Clown Award

    Please post an award to your favorite Assclown here.

    The Definition of An AssClown - One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

    As Used in a sentence......You, my good sir, are an assclown.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=assclown

    Heres My choice: Yup... Its Boy George Bush. A Total Dum Dum.....


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    Default Re: The Ass-Clown Award

    For the "Group Award" I nominate every member and known supporter of The Project for a New American Century (PNAC) for their unyielding effort to initiate global domination; and all of the pain and suffering they have caused and continue to cause the world.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project...erican_Century

    Quote The Project for the New American Century (PNAC) was an American think tank based in Washington, D.C. that lasted from 1997 to 2006. The PNAC's stated goal was "to promote American global leadership." Fundamental to the PNAC were the view that "American leadership is both good for America and good for the world" and support for "a Reaganite policy of military strength and moral clarity." The PNAC exerted influence on high-level U.S. government officials in the administration of U.S. President George W. Bush and affected the Bush Administration's development of military and foreign policies, especially involving national security and the Iraq War.

    Project directors
    [as listed on the PNAC website:]

    William Kristol, Co-founder and Chairman
    Robert Kagan, Co-founder
    Bruce P. Jackson
    Mark Gerson
    Randy Scheunemann

    Project staff

    Ellen Bork, Deputy Director
    Gary Schmitt, Senior Fellow
    Thomas Donnelly, Senior Fellow
    Reuel Marc Gerecht, Senior Fellow
    Mitch Jackson, Senior Fellow
    Timothy Lehmann, Assistant Director
    Michael Goldfarb, Research Associate

    Former directors and staff

    Daniel McKivergan, Deputy Director

    Signatories to Statement of Principles

    Elliott Abrams
    Gary Bauer
    William J. Bennett
    John Ellis "Jeb" Bush
    Richard B. Cheney
    Eliot A. Cohen
    Midge Decter
    Paula Dobriansky
    Steve Forbes
    Aaron Friedberg
    Francis Fukuyama
    Frank Gaffney
    Fred C. Ikle
    Donald Kagan
    Zalmay Khalilzad
    I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby
    Norman Podhoretz
    J. Danforth Quayle
    Peter W. Roman
    Stephen P. Rosen
    Henry S. Rowen
    Donald Rumsfeld
    Vin Weber
    George Weigel
    Paul Wolfowitz

    Signatories or contributors to other significant letters or reports

    Elliott Abrams
    Kenneth Adelman
    Richard V. Allen
    Richard L. Armitage
    Gary Bauer
    Jeffrey Bell
    William J. Bennett
    Jeffrey Bergner
    John Bolton
    Ellen Bork
    Rudy Boschwitz
    Linda Chavez
    Eliot Cohen
    Seth Cropsey
    Midge Decter
    Paula Dobriansky
    Thomas Donnelly
    Nicholas Eberstadt
    Hillel Fradkin
    Aaron Friedberg
    Francis Fukuyama
    Frank Gaffney
    Jeffrey Gedmin
    Reuel Marc Gerecht
    Charles Hill
    Bruce P. Jackson
    Eli S. Jacobs
    Michael Joyce
    Donald Kagan
    Robert Kagan
    Stephen Kantany
    Zalmay Khalilzad
    Jeane Kirkpatrick
    Charles Krauthammer
    William Kristol
    John Lehman
    I. Lewis Libby
    Tod Lindberg
    Rich Lowry
    Clifford May
    John McCain
    Joshua Muravchik
    Michael O'Hanlon
    Martin Peretz
    Richard Perle
    Daniel Pipes
    Norman Podhoretz
    Peter W. Rodman
    Stephen P. Rosen
    Donald Rumsfeld
    Randy Scheunemann
    Gary Schmitt
    William Schneider, Jr.
    Richard H. Shultz
    Henry Sokolski
    Stephen J. Solarz
    Vin Weber
    Leon Wieseltier
    Marshall Wittmann
    Paul Wolfowitz
    R. James Woolsey
    Dov Zakheim
    Robert B. Zoellick

    Associations with Bush administration

    After the election of George W. Bush in 2000, a number of PNAC's members or signatories were appointed to key positions within the President's administration:


    Name Position(s) held:

    Elliott Abrams - Special Assistant to the President and Senior Director for Democracy, Human Rights, and International Operations (2001–2002), Special Assistant to the President and Senior Director for Near East and North African Affairs (2002–2005), Deputy Assistant to the President and Deputy National Security Advisor for Global Democracy Strategy (2005–2009) (all within the National Security Council)

    Richard Armitage - Deputy Secretary of State (2001–2005)

    John R. Bolton - Under-Secretary of State for Arms Control and International Security Affairs (2001–2005), U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations (2005–2006)

    Dick Cheney - Vice President (2001–2009)

    Eliot A. Cohen - Member of the Defense Policy Advisory Board (2007–2009)[62]

    Seth Cropsey - Director of the International Broadcasting Bureau (12/2002-12/2004)

    Paula Dobriansky - Under-Secretary of State for Global Affairs (2001–2007)

    Aaron Friedberg - Deputy Assistant for National Security Affairs and Director of Policy Planning, Office of the Vice President (2003–2005)

    Francis Fukuyama - Member of The President's Council on Bioethics (2001–2005)

    Zalmay Khalilzad - U.S. Ambassador to Afghanistan (11/2003 - 6/2005), U.S. Ambassador to Iraq (6/2005 - 3/2007) U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations (2007–2009)

    I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby - Chief of Staff to the Vice President of the United States (2001–2005)

    Richard Perle - Chairman of the Board, Defense Policy Board Advisory Committee (2001–2003)

    Peter W. Rodman - Assistant Secretary of Defense for International Security (2001–2007)

    Donald Rumsfeld - Secretary of Defense (2001–2006)

    Randy Scheunemann - Member of the U.S. Committee on NATO, Project on Transitional Democracies, International Republican Institute

    Paul Wolfowitz - Deputy Secretary of Defense (2001–2005) 10th President of the World Bank (2005-2007)

    Dov S. Zakheim - Department of Defense Comptroller (2001–2004)

    Robert B. Zoellick - Office of the United States Trade Representative (2001–2005), Deputy Secretary of State (2005–2006), 11th President of the World Bank (2007–Present)
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    Default Re: The Ass-Clown Award

    NICE.

    This man here definitely deserves less sympathy than one of those chocolate stains:



    [here you can see him at the very place where he 'pulled' one of his greatest deals - no wonder he's smiling]
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    Default Re: The Ass-Clown Award

    Quote Posted by meeradas (here)
    NICE.

    This man here definitely deserves less sympathy than one of those chocolate stains:



    [here you can see him at the place of one of his greatest deals - no wonder he's smiling]
    Wise Selection Meeradas as this Ass-Clown/Cockroach known as Lucky Larry "Satan" Silverstein IMO was tied with Boy George Bush in the number 1 slot.

    PS That visit to the dermatologist on September 11th 2001 really paid off. What a handsome devil is he... ehh!
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    Default Re: The Ass-Clown Award

    My votes:

    Stephen Harper
    Attachment 17520
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    Default Re: The Ass-Clown Award

    there are some great contenders here

    despite the stiff competition i feel compelled to nominate on behalf of the UK:

    TONY B LIAR

    OOB NOOB

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    @DanceBlackcat......Lol. First time i heard that one Tony B Liar. Nice
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    Default Re: The Ass-Clown Award

    this forum is descending into buffoonery.

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    Quote Posted by jimmer (here)
    this forum is descending into buffoonery.
    Is this what "Higher Vibration" looks like???
    “Bundinn er bátlaus maður”

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    Quote Posted by StarDust (here)
    For the "Group Award" I nominate every member and known supporter of The Project for a New American Century (PNAC) for their unyielding effort to initiate global domination; and all of the pain and suffering they have caused and continue to cause the world.


    Donald Rumsfeld

    I think we need to drill down a bit and pay greater tribute to the Ass-Clowniness of the bringer of Aspartame to you and yours ...


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    Here comes more!

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    Quote Posted by 13th Warrior (here)
    Quote Posted by jimmer (here)
    this forum is descending into buffoonery.
    Is this what "Higher Vibration" looks like???

    Who cares?! It's fun to disrespect these people! They don't deserve respect anyways.

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    ..
    -

    Guess this is another vote for
    "Don" Rumsfeld ..

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    Maybe "Dick" Cheney was in front
    of in d line ..

    Ironicaly, according to rumour,
    he was one of the few who
    on 9.11 2001 acted from
    protocol, or ignorance ...
    ( when they shot down, only one of the planes ..).

    Not that it should be necessary in the first place ..

    Another image to go (go) :

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    - seems a lot of candidates ...

    ones more :
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    & happy birthday , it will
    happen , sooner or later ,
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    Enjoy , and be well .

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    Let's not forget to nominate ourselves for letting a 50 yr old cartoon turn into the reality today, enjoy this flashback !...Rob

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    From what I read, Dick doesn't only hunt animals on his ranch, Calz. He's a pervert, I'll let you guess what he DOES hunt....

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    Quote Posted by Maia Gabrial (here)
    From what I read, Dick doesn't only hunt animals on his ranch, Calz. He's a pervert, I'll let you guess what he DOES hunt....
    I saw a reflection in the sunglasses ... and will leave it at that ...

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    Quote Posted by 13th Warrior (here)
    Quote Posted by jimmer (here)
    this forum is descending into buffoonery.
    Is this what "Higher Vibration" looks like???
    We are allowed to have some fun. After all .....All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!

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