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    Default BREAKING: Reports Coming In That David Wilcock Has Ascended!!!

    "BREAKING: Reports Coming In That David Wilcock Has Ascended Into The 5th Dimension - David Claims He Was Right All Along About Dec 21st, 2012

    Here is a note David left behind to post on his website explaining what has happened today to him and a select few others.

    If You Are Reading This I Have Made It To 5th Density
    There were two scenarios I was aware of but never made public. One was that there would be a mass ascenscion event on December 21st, 2012 at 11:11 GMT. Or a second scenario where a select few would ascend and then the rest of humanity that is ready, would ascend gradually over the next 24,000 year period. If you are reading this, it means I have made it to 5th density as I wrote this yesterday and instructed my webmaster to post this if I had ascended.

    Finished Shooting Major Motion Picture, Wrapped Up Many Projects Before I Ascended

    Luckily I was able to wrap up a lot of ongoing projects before I made my ascension. I did this for the people so they can continue to enjoy my wisdom, even if I am not here.

    I Will Still Visit

    Being an advanced spiritual master and guru, even though I have made the ascension, I still should be able to maintain the ability to come back to 3D earth for limited amounts of time. Although it is not easy to lower my vibration it is still possible. Occasionally I will drop by for guest appearances at conferences, to attend my movie premiere, etc. So you haven't seen the last of me. Also my website will still be open for business and I will update it as much as possible so please do not stop visiting.

    One Day You Will All Reach My Level Of Mastery

    Do not feel bad if you were not one of the lucky 144,000 that made the first step to 5D. You will all have a chance to master the skills I have taught over the last decade to make that jump sometime during this next 24,000 year cycle. And when you make it to 5D I will be here waiting again to guide you through the process of living in 5D and how to ascend to 7D. The journey never ends!!!"

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    .... be gentle with your anger. Sixto Rodriguez, Cape Town 20.02.2013

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    Default Re: BREAKING: Reports Coming In That David Wilcock Has Ascended!!!

    Spoof, talking about divisive, this is it.
    Last edited by 778 neighbour of some guy; 10th January 2013 at 23:50.

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    Default Re: BREAKING: Reports Coming In That David Wilcock Has Ascended!!!

    He certainly will be present "in soul" at least in his next conference cause nothing has changed on his site, nothing indicating anything different

    Quote divinecosmos.com: Available for purchase on this website only and limited to 125 people, attendees receive a full weekend conference schedule - 16 hours with David Wilcock, from Friday February 15th, 2013 - Sunday February 17th, 2013.

    Please Note:
    If you want to purchase more than one ticket, complete the first order and print that ticket. Then click on "Logout" and order the 2nd ticket using the other person's name. You can use the same email and credit card, but you need to create a separate username and password for each ticket holder so that the name badges are printed for each person.


    Hotel is booked separately, and the details are as follows:

    Sheraton Kona Resort and Spa at Keauhou Bay



    78-128 Ehukai St.
    Kailua-Kona HI 96740
    Phone: 808-930-4900


    Sleeping rooms are $135 per night for single or double occupancy. To reserve a room at our discounted rate:

    CALL:
    Nothing at all. So, Cassiopaca's forum is putting up stupid stuff without even verifying the site....

    I have seen it is an ongoing joke on that forum but I do not find it funny.
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    Default Re: BREAKING: Reports Coming In That David Wilcock Has Ascended!!!

    No doubt David is laughing at this himself.

    Well, perhaps not laughing but let see how long it takes for David to respond to this author's most creative, but none-the-less -- silliness.

    I give it 24 hrs.

    What say you? ;-)

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    Default Re: BREAKING: Reports Coming In That David Wilcock Has Ascended!!!

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Just someone having fun pretending to be him, taking advantage of his disappearance; I believe he didnīt update his website or facebook since the middle of last December, which is at least suspicious, but I believe heīs just trying to buy some time to come up with an elaborated excuse about this whole 2012 fiasco.

    It crossed my mind a couple of times that he would pretend to have ascended, but I donīt think he wrote this...He wouldnīt be so shameless...or would he?

    Anyway, donīt doubt for a second that his followers would buy it...Oh, they would, and they would love it.

    Raf.
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    Default Re: BREAKING: Reports Coming In That David Wilcock Has Ascended!!!

    Haha that is so funny, meant as a joke obviously, and from yea you guessed it GODLIKE PRODUCTIONS
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    He certainly will be present "in soul" at least in his next conference cause nothing has changed on his site, nothing indicating anything different

    Quote divinecosmos.com: Available for purchase on this website only and limited to 125 people, attendees receive a full weekend conference schedule - 16 hours with David Wilcock, from Friday February 15th, 2013 - Sunday February 17th, 2013.

    Please Note:
    If you want to purchase more than one ticket, complete the first order and print that ticket. Then click on "Logout" and order the 2nd ticket using the other person's name. You can use the same email and credit card, but you need to create a separate username and password for each ticket holder so that the name badges are printed for each person.


    Hotel is booked separately, and the details are as follows:

    Sheraton Kona Resort and Spa at Keauhou Bay



    78-128 Ehukai St.
    Kailua-Kona HI 96740
    Phone: 808-930-4900


    Sleeping rooms are $135 per night for single or double occupancy. To reserve a room at our discounted rate:

    CALL:
    Nothing at all. So, Cassiopaca's forum is putting up stupid stuff without even verifying the site....

    I have seen it is an ongoing joke on that forum but I do not find it funny.
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    Default Re: BREAKING: Reports Coming In That David Wilcock Has Ascended!!!

    I still do not find it funny. The guy has worked very much for the spell out of conspiracies and spirituality, whatever his ego shows, he still has worked very much. When those making the joke do as much as he did, then, I may laugh it out as a joke.

    It may also be my today's mood.

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    Default Re: BREAKING: Reports Coming In That David Wilcock Has Ascended!!!

    Nothing to see here, so just move on:

    Last edited by gripreaper; 11th January 2013 at 00:40.
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    Default Re: BREAKING: Reports Coming In That David Wilcock Has Ascended!!!

    Just some one trying to force DW's hand and post some more "Juice" in one of his articles. I always read them and his readers get frustrated when he does not post new articles fast enough and then play games like this. It is not the first time this kind of thing has happened to him. Oh well... Silly stuff.

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    The thing is, we are now reaching a point on many of the 'new age' subjects where patience is wearing mighty thin with 'prophets and preachers'.

    I don't mind David Wilcock - I've nothing bad to say about him. But that's only because I never 'gave my power away' to him. (To use an early 90's crystal healing industry jingo-lingo cliche .

    For me, the whole growing up thing should be about approving your own thoughts and dreams - not someone else's. But that doesn't mean that listening to what others have to say can't be interesting and informative. That's how I treated it.

    I hope he doesn't get too much stick for all the 2012 stuff. I think, however, those who inform their world view by hanging onto every word of someone else's dreams really do need their heads looking at.

    Dreams are subjective - that's the whole point of them. They're not any use to anyone other than the person that had them. They can still be a source of inspiration for a creative expression that IS of use to others. But if people feel let down by Wilcock's predictions of 'ascension' and amazing things in 2012 they don't need to look further then their own empty lives.

    Create your own reality. That's what I say. You can have as much fun making an omelette as ascending to the 4th Dimension if you just allow yourself to.

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    Default Re: BREAKING: Reports Coming In That David Wilcock Has Ascended!!!

    Quote One Day You Will All Reach My Level Of Mastery
    OMG, he's awesome!
    Be careful when wandering in the woods... The wolf may approach you... And if you are approached by a solitary wolf... It is not a wolf at all!

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    When I laughed so hard that I almost passed my cheeseburger through my nose.

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    Default Re: BREAKING: Reports Coming In That David Wilcock Has Ascended!!!

    bla bla bla, give me a break

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    Default Re: BREAKING: Reports Coming In That David Wilcock Has Ascended!!!

    i do believe David Wicock is genuine guy but due to misinform from his insiders got in a wrong track and now the joke is on him...Wilcock ascension thing is funny.

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    Default Re: BREAKING: Reports Coming In That David Wilcock Has Ascended!!!

    Right now, if you go to the Divine Cosmos website, it says: We are OK! We are working on the site. Please come back later. Webmaster

    Methinks perhaps someone was having a bit of fun. Or maybe the updated webpage will have a pic of David in 5D. That could be interesting (or not.)
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    I can tell you first hand he did ascend, I was there and am with him now, this place is so cool, to bad I still have my job though, there are taxes in 5D too.

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    >>One Day You Will All Reach My Level Of Mastery<<

    Man, I'm still laughing with tears in my eyes... That's great stuff. I'm sure if DW reads it he'll be rolling on the floor. Thanks for the post!!!

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    Default Re: BREAKING: Reports Coming In That David Wilcock Has Ascended!!!

    Not possible!

    Only Jehoover's Witlesses can be the 144,000!!!

    Just wait until the Botchtower hears about this claim!!
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    Default Re: BREAKING: Reports Coming In That David Wilcock Has Ascended!!!

    If he's ascended how is he supposed to make money anymore? We are going to miss you greasy spoon diner dude. Happy Trails...............

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