When the Comedic Make Us Think

[Freed Fox]

More from Bill Hicks (includes the 'just a ride' excerpt that Wind posted);

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=bCj_cJXnoU4

(Unintentionally adding to the comedy, the vid's creator misspelled the word 'wisdom')

[RunningDeer]

This guy is funny and funny to watch. Enjoy!

The Government Can - LIVE - Tim Hawkins

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ok3YcCVVfBU

Tim Hawkins Things you don't say to your wife

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=iK2OakMoW_c

[gripreaper]

Dave Chapelle on the book, "The Secret"

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=WbS9jZOlQjc

[DeDukshyn]

George Carlin -"Who Really Controls America" (coarse language )

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=hYIC0eZYEtI

[Freed Fox]

Jesus & the GOP

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=gMTplOQbEDc

[muxfolder]

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=N6g5fncB-LI

Full episode of Norm Macdonalds video podcast with Tom Green. The good stuff is somewhere between 20 and 30 minutes where they talk about the richest people and why they don't want to be known and how they probably have cure for every imaginable disease known. Warning: coarse languege here.

[Star Tsar]

Look, Who's back!

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=0TRqE7rmi3g

[Mike]

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=x0gaYyNk7QA

[petra]

I actually read this (because there was nothing else to read), and it's pretty good! Wasn't able to find the PDF version but there's a scan version in the link if anyone's interested. I included some quotations to make the post funnier



https://issuu.com/kanyeanthoong/docs...anguage__1995_

--- Quotes from Sein Language ---

“Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.”

“What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.”

“According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”

“The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in the back of me, he’s got a spoon. Back off, I’ve got the toe clippers right here.”

“Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? 'Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased squirrel.”

“Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.”

“Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.”

[DNA]

Posted by Mike (here)

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=x0gaYyNk7QA

Hilarious and absolutely true.

No one holds the women accountable when a man commits infidelity, the man is simply chastised as being this ethically devoid monster.

The best part about this video is the crowd, they are probably the most fear filled crowd I have ever heard in my life in so far as a comedic event is concerned.

The jokes are pure gold and spot on, and yet the men are so socially programmed they gasp in fear and shock instead of laugh.