Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the Future

[ExomatrixTV]

A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.
Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.
Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

This isn't the first time time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.

Professor Brian Cox, a CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to Mr Cole. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes."
Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
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~source: http://www.cnet.com/news/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future

[Sidney]

He disappeared from his "CELL", and police are not bothered????? Um, am I missing something?

[Ecnal61]

How old is this story? its just that i seem to have heard this awhile ago but apologies if its new exomatrixTV

[Snowflower]

Um...the story was posted on April Fools Day.

[Sidney]

Posted by Snowflower (here)
Um...the story was posted on April Fools Day.

OK, that explains it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you!!

[fractal being]

Hmmm,

by Nick Hide
@nickhide
April 1, 2010 2:33 AM PDT
Updated: February 8, 2012 2:06 AM PST

[aranuk]

Posted by Sidney (here)
He disappeared from his "CELL", and police are not bothered????? Um, am I missing something?

Hi Sydney, great minds think alike. As I read the same phrase, and a mili second later I thought the same thing and hit the down button and saw your post.



I laughed as I read it. Maybe he found his gadget in the rubbish bin after all.

Stan

[Billy]

From April 2010

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=U232xvnb-MI

[DeDukshyn]

Posted by Sidney (here)
He disappeared from his "CELL", and police are not bothered????? Um, am I missing something?

Yes .. you missed this:

"Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines."

clearly this story is meant to be humourous.

[ExomatrixTV]

~the best way to hide the truth is in plane sight, especially on April 1st

... imagine you have done something terrible and you publish under a different name an article that explains & exposes the terrible things you did on April 1st, then when people accuse you say "April Fools" hahahaha!

[Sunny-side-up]

Cause and effect, who's to say what effect simple little actions like these can have on reality!
Could stop a scientists daily routines and so disrupt his thought process or put him her in the wrong place/timing !

Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.

[DeDukshyn]

Posted by Sunny-side-up (here)
Cause and effect, who's to say what effect simple little actions like these can have on reality!
Could stop a scientists daily routines and so disrupt his thought process or put him her in the wrong place/timing !

Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.

Chaos theory is an awesome concept. One of my favourites to contemplate on and apply it's indications to vast systems -- really helps one get a better sense of the universe and how it works.