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I can't keep up....!!!! get me a beer...!!!!!!

http://www.thetruthaboutmortgage.com...eenshot001.jpg
http://www.thetruthaboutmortgage.com...-ads-are-back/

Dancing aliens rejoice. The ads are back. Apparently dreams do come true.

A few weeks ago a blogger from the New York Times had commented that the silly dancing aliens, grooving silhouettes, and freaked out office worker advertisements had mysteriously disappeared from websites across the Internet.

The omnipresent, mostly obnoxious ads were part of a mortgage campaign by Lowermybills.com, an Experian company that specializes in lead generation.

Their disappearance was attributed to the recent credit crunch, and their relative popularity was clear when the company began cutting back on online advertising geared towards mortgages.

A company spokeswoman denied any such cutbacks, but said it was possible for the company to shift ad spend to others areas of their business model, such as comparison shopping.

Many in fact thought the mortgage lead
business was on the way out after the infamous ads disappeared.

Nonetheless, the ads are back, and they should be enough to help disgruntled mortgage enthusiasts crack a smile in this down market.

Finally, a feel-good story in the mortgage industry.

You’ve probably seen the ads, one where a green alien is doing some kind of Macarena-esque dance, or possibly the “office freak out” where dancing women are suddenly caught off guard.

Though the ads have returned, they seem to have been altered slightly, and I’m not talking about a new set of dance moves.

The ads used to say, “Mortgage Rates Fall Again!”, but were later changed to say, “House payments fall again!” after interest rates continued to rise.

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funky music, CBC...

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Open Bar.. my shout. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/er...smiley-004.gifhttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/er...smiley-004.gifhttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/er...smiley-004.gifhttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/er...smiley-004.gif

Excuse my gratuitous beer-humour orgy of imagary.

http://Luminari.fileave.com/_BeerDoesYourBodyGood.jpg

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http://Luminari.fileave.com/beer%20and%20viagra.jpg

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http://Luminari.fileave.com/beer-bottle-crime-scene.jpg

http://Luminari.fileave.com/beer-bottle-outline.jpg

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http://Luminari.fileave.com/beermagicface.gif

Drink Responsibly

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okay..way too quiet here
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we coul play some games...
http://www.totalleh.com/beta309.gif

or discuss the increase in contrails...
I think I know the culprit...
http://www.totalleh.com/beta365.gif

which reminds me of a song...get me a ticket
for an airplane ....Joe Cocker the Letter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoW81...eature=related

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Hello friends a little attention please,

First synchronized meditation event of the Nexus 2012 will take place (from home) on the 8th february 2009.
See Astralwalker's post here:
http://www.projectavalon.net/forum/s...?t=8441&page=2

If you will be part of it please put your name on the nexus thread.
And spread the word :)

Loving Kindness to you all
Keep having fun down here .
mudra

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I wasn't asleep Brook, I'd dropped some change on the floor and when I crawled under the table I was amazed at what I saw there. Here there were dozens of cartoon characters running around and dancing and singing. I started to feel strange - then I realised I was having a Disney spell. :naughty:

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Okay Mickey, who was the smart guy that put a goldfish in the beer you brought me? :mad3: Just because I had ordered potato chips, I didn't need fish to go with them. Now I feel as though I've got butterflies in my stomach. :mfr_omg:

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I like that idea futureyes, I can see the advertising billboard now . . . . .

Come and see the BED & BREAKFAST SHOW with Brook & Brinty. :band:

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:thumb_yello:

think you'd make it big i tell ya ...

:roll1::roll1::roll1:

can i have your autographs now?! :lol3:

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Okay everybody, listen up. It's quizz time. If you get the answers right, you can buy yourself a drink of your choice. If you get them wrong, then you have to drink someone else's choice. Are you ready?

Q. Can a lady with a with a wooden leg give you change for a pound?
A. No, she’s only got half a knicker.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mouse?
A. Big holes in your skirting boards.

Q. What do I have if I’ve got one mothball in my left hand, and another mothball my right hand?
A. A big moth.

Q. What is the only job where you start at the top?
A. Mining.

Q. How did the pole dancer get onto the roof of the high-rise?
A. She used the ladder in her pantyhose.


Oh well, back to the funny-farm. :insane:

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Caught you sleeping in the lounge again Brinty....I brought a sofa for you..and here is a remote, if you wake and want to watch the telly
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Jeez Brook, a man's gotta sleep some time. Wot, wiv watchin' tennis half the day and half the night, by the time I get to the Lounge, my head has only just stopped flicking from side to side and I'm knackered. Then one drink, a dance, a bit of slap 'n' tickle, and I'm history. :old: I'm not as young as I feel some times and then I finish up seeing double and acting single. :eek: Oh what a racket, and it's so hot. :sweatdrop:

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I want a hippopotamus for Christmas, only a hippopotamus will do. :serenade:

Oh those were the days. I remember once . . . . nah, I won't go there. Uh-oh, here come the men in the white coats. :tongue2: I think they're coming to take me away ha, ha. They're coming to take me away, to the funny farm where . . . . . . :wall:

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Anyone fancy a ruby???

My friend came over earlier and I cooked her a ruby, she is married to a American who is in Iraq at the mo, she told him she was coming over and that I was cooking a curry, he didn't know what a curry was :naughty:

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Hey, you guys will never guess what I saw and heard on my way here from the funny farm. If you watch closely and listen real hard, you may just get a snatch of it . . . . . .



http://projectavalon.net/forum/pictu...pictureid=5785

"Now listen you two, keep away from that Avalon Lounge - do you hear me? There's a hippopotamus loose and you never know what could happen. And look both ways before crossing the road. And hold each other's hands. Then hurry home with your little sister's supper. Now, get going."

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i think everything is free here...

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Just want to propose a toast to Steve A and the lovely Milagros with her alien DNA!

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Thats ok buddy you can get me back some time :lmfao:

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