I've tried to quit many, many times...but I lack the willpower. My self-esteem is at an all-time low. Oh wretched man that I am! Who shall deliver me from Project Avalon? I've even prayed about it. I fully expect to be in therapy very soon...sobbbing 'Doctor...it all started with that damn Avalon!!!' Maybe I need a cult member reprogrammer to save me! Next time someone asks 'mind if I smoke?'...I'll quickly reply 'not if you don't mind if I log onto Project Avalon!' This is what happened to two fine citizens who let their internet addictions get out of control. (viewer discretion advised) They spent hours and hours each day...researching conspiracies, extraterrestrials, ufo's, the secret government, and esoteric spirituality.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ozk7fnKilU See what happens? Don't let this happen to you. Get help...now. Maybe I won't have to worry about Avalon when the Jesuits lock me up in a monastery somewhere. (like the 'prison' Leo was in) Please make it France (close to Saint Sulpice) or Italy (Sorrento maybe - I once attended a very old Roman Catholic church there)...and make sure there's a little tracker pipe-organ in the chapel. If it's not too much trouble. Actually...perhaps the Monks and the Amish have the right idea...and I'm very serious. We really need to live more simply and devotionally. Just as long as I have my fast internet!
Namaste