Princess Mew Mew
I think that is what is called a short story?
to Avalon
Here is an analogy of this situation at Avalon / Camelot.
An overturned Pie delivery truck in a cow pasture.
Pies and pieces of pie every where, and all amongst the indigenous pie. (Cow pies, or BS)
A good measuring, BS indicator, device would be handy, but what would it be?