Mind Reading Systems Could Change Air Security!!!

[Raven]

Woke up this morning to read this little gem on msn news. Contains two parts so clicky on second part at bottom of page. All i can say is compaired to my cup of coffee, this woke me up quicker..

MSN news: Mind reading systems could change air security
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34765155...ews/?GT1=43001

[burgundia]

It looks like they are proceeding according to the schedule....

[mntruthseeker]

I read this in one of the postings here and here is what we all need to do

start reciting poems in your head to cover up your thoughts

yeah, I know easier said then done, but practice makes perfect.


So as I go through any terminal, it will be with a poem in my mind.

Mary had a little lamb

[Swanny]

CHICAGO - A would-be terrorist tries to board a plane, bent on mass murder. As he walks through a security checkpoint, fidgeting and glancing around, a network of high-tech machines analyzes his body language and reads his mind.

Screeners pull him aside.

Tragedy is averted.

Thank god we have them working to keep us safe....
If they could read my mind it would have to be X rated as to what I think of them.

[Ammit]

Thats ok, just keep thinking of Mrs Thatcher nude and spread eagled, that should scare them off....

[Raven]

Originally Posted by Ammit

Thats ok, just keep thinking of Mrs Thatcher nude and spread eagled, that should scare them off....

Roflmao hahaha!! NOW THAT is a scarry thought!!

[Humble Janitor]

Originally Posted by Ammit

Thats ok, just keep thinking of Mrs Thatcher nude and spread eagled, that should scare them off....

Ahhhhhhhhh, I'm meltinnggggg!!!

In all seriousness, I recommend that people quit traveling by air.