Insanity from the 50s

Earthian · 03-25-2010, 03:00 PM

Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and "fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teen years.

So, do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.

The Soda Pop Board of America
1515 W. Hart Ave - Chicago, IL

- Promotes Active Lifestyle!
- Boosts Personality!
- Gives body essential sugars!

Pretty good regiment, isn't it?

03-25-2010, 03:00 PM	#1
Earthian Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: canada Posts: 54	Insanity from the 50s Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and "fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So, do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness. The Soda Pop Board of America 1515 W. Hart Ave - Chicago, IL - Promotes Active Lifestyle! - Boosts Personality! - Gives body essential sugars! Pretty good regiment, isn't it?

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