I am an Alien - Ask me a Question

orionsbelt · 10-23-2008, 11:36 PM

Send me an offering to receive an answer.

Our fuel rods are quite expensive and we must travel far and wide to seek out intelligent lifeforms.

SuperManny · 10-24-2008, 02:33 AM

OK.... so when are y'all gonna stop sneaking around and come see us in broad daylight and show your face??

Oh, wait... let me guess... hmm... how about Oct. 14, 2008!

mntruthseeker · 10-24-2008, 02:40 AM

send me a dollar to ask

ghglenn · 10-24-2008, 02:48 AM

What is your paypal account? Beam me up!

Hypnotize · 10-24-2008, 02:48 AM

wow, at least blossom goodchild put a little effort into it

Frank Samuel · 10-24-2008, 02:58 AM

I gather my list of questions and send them to you in the year 2012.
With a note inside: Please call the border patrol an ilegal alien nut case is on the loose.

TranceAm · 10-24-2008, 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orionsbelt

Send me a PAYPAL donation to receive an answer.

(GLP)

An Alien?

:-) Come get some :-)

(j/k)

10-24-2008, 03:03 AM

I don't think Kerry and Bill would find you amusing. You should post things that are going to help. If you were a real alien you would need to ask for money for a question.

10-24-2008, 03:04 AM

*wouldn't *

Carol · 10-24-2008, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orionsbelt

Send me a PAYPAL donation to receive an answer.

(GLP)

John aka#404 · 10-24-2008, 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orionsbelt

Send me a PAYPAL donation to receive an answer.

(GLP)

.

Wetpicketfence · 10-24-2008, 03:50 AM

checks in the mail......

ForsakenFalcon · 10-24-2008, 03:55 AM

rofl.
most enlighting post ever

Wetpicketfence · 10-24-2008, 04:03 AM

What kind of car do you drive?

Ashatav · 10-24-2008, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForsakenFalcon

rofl.
most enlighting post ever

Hahahaha

I will send

to hunt you so I will not pay nothing

.

PD: bobba fett is free for some supernatural reason.

PPD: and exists.

Che-er

Carol · 10-24-2008, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orionsbelt

Send me a PAYPAL donation to receive an answer.

(GLP)

PAYPAL Donation -->

Rebel4Life · 10-24-2008, 07:03 PM

Any mods around here to close down this thread? =/

GregorArturo · 10-24-2008, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rebel4Life

Any mods around here to close down this thread? =/

Rebel, it's in off topic. It's humorous. So crack a smile. Consider this our Saturday Night Live. Instead of mocking Palin which everyone besides ourselves seems to be obsessively concerned with, we mock things in our own realm of influence, that being the posts by Hidden Hand on ATS.

So yes,

orionsbelt · 10-24-2008, 09:37 PM

Truely enlightened beings will not cast their 'pearls' here.

'The Quarantine' will continue until such time as a tiny bit of maturity is demonstrated.

GoingToFast · 10-24-2008, 09:48 PM

How many fingers and toes do you have Alien-Dude. Check´s in the mail.

GenerationIke · 10-25-2008, 12:06 AM

Aliens don't use our money. They exchange diamonds, remember?

Gort. Klatuu berrata nicto.

PodWORLD · 10-25-2008, 12:23 AM

I appreciate your irony Orion. You seem a little fed up. Do what the 'pragmatists' here do. You know the ones that post irrefutable marathon posts of pure logic and fact - or not.

Start a thread saying you're leaving for pastures new and then post a hundred times a day. Always with a air of superiority of course.

There are all types on the forum and that's what makes it fun and occasionally informative.

By the way when are our masters in their lightships coming? I look forward to communicating with them in pidgeon english and mixed metaphors. Also if you want questions you should change your name to GALACTIC EMPEROR OF THE FEDERATION OF LIGHT BEINGS AND PLUMBERS UNION.

Wetpicketfence · 10-25-2008, 12:27 AM

mods must be bored....

Frank Samuel · 10-25-2008, 02:02 AM

I wonder if Joe the plummer is not an evil alien ? How much does he charge to ask him a question. 1 Euro, do you take ameros Joe ?

TranceAm · 10-25-2008, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patti

best answer so far in my opinion

Hei, Mr. Alien, show yer face so can punch it!

Punch it, or drink punch with it?

Why would you want to punch an Alien, that tries to adopt to the locals traditions of making a 'buck', by trying to sell you something you think is valuable?

Edit: I notice the original poster is banned (No Judgement there from me.), maybe a good time to convert this thread talking about the pre-conditioned reactions the subject of an "Alien" or its precense on this precious planet causes or could cause.

Hollywood? Fear for the unknown?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089092/ Keywords: "Enemies because they were taught to be."

10-23-2008, 11:36 PM	#1
orionsbelt Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 37	I am an Alien - Ask me a Question Send me an offering to receive an answer. Our fuel rods are quite expensive and we must travel far and wide to seek out intelligent lifeforms. Last edited by orionsbelt; 11-02-2008 at 04:45 AM.

10-24-2008, 02:33 AM	#2
SuperManny Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Out of Body Posts: 98	Re: I am an Alien - Ask me a Question OK.... so when are y'all gonna stop sneaking around and come see us in broad daylight and show your face?? Oh, wait... let me guess... hmm... how about Oct. 14, 2008!

10-24-2008, 02:40 AM	#3
mntruthseeker Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,482	Re: I am an Alien - Ask me a Question send me a dollar to ask

10-24-2008, 02:48 AM	#5
Hypnotize Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Oregon Coast Posts: 154	Re: I am an Alien - Ask me a Question wow, at least blossom goodchild put a little effort into it

10-24-2008, 02:58 AM	#6
Frank Samuel Project Avalon Moderator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: i live in puerto rico Posts: 643	Re: I am an Alien - Ask me a Question I gather my list of questions and send them to you in the year 2012. With a note inside: Please call the border patrol an ilegal alien nut case is on the loose.

10-24-2008, 02:48 AM	#4
ghglenn Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 107	Re: I am an Alien - Ask me a Question What is your paypal account? Beam me up!

10-24-2008, 03:03 AM	#8
Sunrider Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I am an Alien - Ask me a Question I don't think Kerry and Bill would find you amusing. You should post things that are going to help. If you were a real alien you would need to ask for money for a question.

10-24-2008, 03:04 AM	#9
Sunrider Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I am an Alien - Ask me a Question wouldn't

10-24-2008, 03:50 AM	#12
Wetpicketfence Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Raleigh, NC, USA Posts: 48	Re: I am an Alien - Ask me a Question checks in the mail......

10-24-2008, 03:55 AM	#13
ForsakenFalcon Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hideing From The Clandestine Dark Suit's! Posts: 190	Re: I am an Alien - Ask me a Question rofl. most enlighting post ever

10-24-2008, 04:03 AM	#14
Wetpicketfence Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Raleigh, NC, USA Posts: 48	Re: I am an Alien - Ask me a Question What kind of car do you drive?

10-24-2008, 07:03 PM	#17
Rebel4Life Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 171	Re: I am an Alien - Ask me a Question Any mods around here to close down this thread? =/

10-24-2008, 09:37 PM	#19
orionsbelt Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 37	Of Course this is a ridiculous thread! Agreed! Truely enlightened beings will not cast their 'pearls' here. 'The Quarantine' will continue until such time as a tiny bit of maturity is demonstrated. Last edited by orionsbelt; 11-02-2008 at 01:44 AM.

10-24-2008, 09:48 PM	#20
GoingToFast Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Avesta, Sweden. Posts: 303	Re: I am an Alien - Ask me a Question How many fingers and toes do you have Alien-Dude. Check´s in the mail.

10-25-2008, 12:06 AM	#21
GenerationIke Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Geneva, NY Posts: 156	Re: I am an Alien - Ask me a Question Aliens don't use our money. They exchange diamonds, remember? Gort. Klatuu berrata nicto.

10-25-2008, 12:23 AM	#22
PodWORLD Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 171	Re: I am an Alien - Ask me a Question I appreciate your irony Orion. You seem a little fed up. Do what the 'pragmatists' here do. You know the ones that post irrefutable marathon posts of pure logic and fact - or not. Start a thread saying you're leaving for pastures new and then post a hundred times a day. Always with a air of superiority of course. There are all types on the forum and that's what makes it fun and occasionally informative. By the way when are our masters in their lightships coming? I look forward to communicating with them in pidgeon english and mixed metaphors. Also if you want questions you should change your name to GALACTIC EMPEROR OF THE FEDERATION OF LIGHT BEINGS AND PLUMBERS UNION.

10-25-2008, 12:27 AM	#23
Wetpicketfence Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Raleigh, NC, USA Posts: 48	Re: I am an Alien - Ask me a Question mods must be bored....

10-25-2008, 02:02 AM	#24
Frank Samuel Project Avalon Moderator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: i live in puerto rico Posts: 643	Re: I am an Alien - Ask me a Question I wonder if Joe the plummer is not an evil alien ? How much does he charge to ask him a question. 1 Euro, do you take ameros Joe ?