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TomKat
8th September 2018, 02:26
My real name is Joe Jupiter. I was driving by Area 51 yesterday and I was hit by an avalanche of suppressed memories. In addition to remembering my true secret space program name, I remember that I'm half Pleiadian and half Acturan and was sent here by the Galactic Council to eliminate the Illuminati and their rulers, the Draco. We have 5 battle cruisers circling Earth and a hundred more on the way. I'm in league with a small cadre of white hats in the Pentagon who will assist in the ouster of all Evil from the solar system. It's all in the Bible, if you know how to read it. Hint: the gods of the Bible were actually aliens, as hard as that is to believe. And I want to tell you something ELSE you've probably never heard before: LOVE IS THE ANSWER. LOVE IS THE WAY. We've been listening to the prayers of the people of Earth and are finally ready to act! Standby Planet Earthy, deliverance awaits! But hey, don't be intimidated! I like a Crispy Creme donut as much as the next god!

Someone get me Kerry Cassidy. It's time for an interview!

onawah
8th September 2018, 02:31
Oh boy. :facepalm: I think we have a new candidate for the Channeled and Other Controversial Material sub forum.

WalterBosley
8th September 2018, 03:08
:ROFL::beer:

My real name is Joe Jupiter. I was driving by Area 51 yesterday and I was hit by an avalanche of suppressed memories. In addition to remembering my true secret space program name, I remember that I'm half Pleiadian and half Acturan and was sent here by the Galactic Council to eliminate the Illuminati and their rulers, the Draco. We have 5 battle cruisers circling Earth and a hundred more on the way. I'm in league with a small cadre of white hats in the Pentagon who will assist in the ouster of all Evil from the solar system. It's all in the Bible, if you know how to read it. Hint: the gods of the Bible were actually aliens, as hard as that is to believe. And I want to tell you something ELSE you've probably never heard before: LOVE IS THE ANSWER. LOVE IS THE WAY. We've been listening to the prayers of the people of Earth and are finally ready to act! Standby Planet Earthy, deliverance awaits! But hey, don't be intimidated! I like a Crispy Creme donut as much as the next god!

Someone get me Kerry Cassidy. It's time for an interview!

Helene West
8th September 2018, 03:12
My real name is Joe Jupiter. I was driving by Area 51 yesterday and I was hit by an avalanche of suppressed memories. In addition to remembering my true secret space program name, I remember that I'm half Pleiadian and half Acturan and was sent here by the Galactic Council to eliminate the Illuminati and their rulers, the Draco. We have 5 battle cruisers circling Earth and a hundred more on the way. I'm in league with a small cadre of white hats in the Pentagon who will assist in the ouster of all Evil from the solar system. It's all in the Bible, if you know how to read it. Hint: the gods of the Bible were actually aliens, as hard as that is to believe. And I want to tell you something ELSE you've probably never heard before: LOVE IS THE ANSWER. LOVE IS THE WAY. We've been listening to the prayers of the people of Earth and are finally ready to act! Standby Planet Earthy, deliverance awaits! But hey, don't be intimidated! I like a Crispy Creme donut as much as the next god!

Someone get me Kerry Cassidy. It's time for an interview!

LOLLL; thanks for the Friday night laugh. I had a week from hell and I needed that!

Did You See Them
8th September 2018, 08:05
Mr Jupiter are there any Blue Chickens in your universe ?

ExomatrixTV
8th September 2018, 10:17
You were sent "to eliminate the Illuminati" ... how can that be "Love" ;)

TomKat
8th September 2018, 13:01
You were sent "to eliminate the Illuminati" ... how can that be "Love" ;)

You've never heard of a LOVE BOMB? It's all in the Bible, man!

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Mr Jupiter are there any Blue Chickens in your universe ?

Good idea! I'll just order up a bunch from Universe 7!

TomKat
8th September 2018, 13:06
Oh boy. :facepalm: I think we have a new candidate for the Channeled and Other Controversial Material sub forum.

The last few Camelot interviews I listened to were about this bad. Eddie Page, the Pleiadian from the CIA, and then an interview in Yelm, WA, about how Ramtha is teaching the true Jesus teaching. Not crazy about Camelot's new direction.

loc333
8th September 2018, 13:12
years months or days before we see some results that would prove your case.....Mr Tomkat

ramus
8th September 2018, 13:16
Well since were telling the truth all of a sudden; i want to say that i am a one eyed one horn flying purple people eater trained by the Anunnaki.

Pam
8th September 2018, 13:16
years months or days before we see some results that would prove your case.....Mr Tomkat

I think there comes a time for journalists when there is nothing new to report. Then the dilemma is, do I do the ethical thing, or do I find anyone at all willing to give me a story. I guess there is always someone naive enough or someone just looking for entertainment to listen.

The sad part about this is that it muddies the waters for anyone with legitimate information. When I hear the word whistleblower now, it makes my stomach turn.It's kind of sad to tarnish and cheapen the concept of whistleblowing for the courageous ones that are legit.

Pam
8th September 2018, 13:21
My real name is Joe Jupiter. I was driving by Area 51 yesterday and I was hit by an avalanche of suppressed memories. In addition to remembering my true secret space program name, I remember that I'm half Pleiadian and half Acturan and was sent here by the Galactic Council to eliminate the Illuminati and their rulers, the Draco. We have 5 battle cruisers circling Earth and a hundred more on the way. I'm in league with a small cadre of white hats in the Pentagon who will assist in the ouster of all Evil from the solar system. It's all in the Bible, if you know how to read it. Hint: the gods of the Bible were actually aliens, as hard as that is to believe. And I want to tell you something ELSE you've probably never heard before: LOVE IS THE ANSWER. LOVE IS THE WAY. We've been listening to the prayers of the people of Earth and are finally ready to act! Standby Planet Earthy, deliverance awaits! But hey, don't be intimidated! I like a Crispy Creme donut as much as the next god!

Someone get me Kerry Cassidy. It's time for an interview!

Like wow!!! Your message about LOVE is so incredible, I feel like earth is already saved. Joe Jupiter, I can't wait to see you on the circuit.

loc333
8th September 2018, 14:53
oh peterpam you ruined the fun, and i am a fat old man from boston not an alien

ichingcarpenter
8th September 2018, 15:12
Unless you have been vetted by JFK jr, Theodore H Bundy or David Wilcox I can't believe your story however I can get you a gig on the Jimmy Church Show if you pass the vetting test and bring forward either John John, Teddy or David on twitter to back you up because if its on the internet it must be true as Q and Abe Lincoln told me on 4 channel.

Satori
8th September 2018, 17:37
You were sent "to eliminate the Illuminati" ... how can that be "Love" ;)

You've never heard of a LOVE BOMB? It's all in the Bible, man!

¤=[Post Update]=¤


Mr Jupiter are there any Blue Chickens in your universe ?

Good idea! I'll just order up a bunch from Universe 7!

Or, how about from Kentucky Fried Universe. KFU.

snoman
8th September 2018, 19:47
on a serious note, I cannot come out yet

Eric J (Viking)
8th September 2018, 20:06
Hi Joe ... I agree Love is the answer.

If you're all ready to act, what/how is your deliverance?

Love viking

Hughe
8th September 2018, 21:23
You made me smile in the morning. :bigsmile:

hermit
8th September 2018, 21:44
Would you be willing to take a DNA test?

Eagle Eye
9th September 2018, 10:54
I think there comes a time for journalists when there is nothing new to report. Then the dilemma is, do I do the ethical thing, or do I find anyone at all willing to give me a story.

You have nailed it. That's what is wrong with whistleblowers, when they try to keep huge audience for a long time, they need to invent other things because the truth revealed can be so short and can't keep people interested for long time.
By the way that's preachers problem too. Their ego cover that little truth that can be so much important for humanity. Better to repeat a short truthful information 1000 times, than to hear beautiful long lies.

TomKat
10th September 2018, 01:12
I think there comes a time for journalists when there is nothing new to report. Then the dilemma is, do I do the ethical thing, or do I find anyone at all willing to give me a story.

You have nailed it. That's what is wrong with whistleblowers, when they try to keep huge audience for a long time, they need to invent other things because the truth revealed can be so short and can't keep people interested for long time.
By the way that's preachers problem too. Their ego cover that little truth that can be so much important for humanity. Better to repeat a short truthful information 1000 times, than to hear beautiful long lies.

Reminds me of when Andrew Basagio said on Coast for years that he never saw the president after Obama. But as soon as Trump was elected he went on Midnight in the Desert and said that Trump was one of the presidents he'd foreseen in the black ops as a child. I don't think many people are listening to him anymore.

Fellow Aspirant
10th September 2018, 19:51
My real name is Joe Jupiter. I was driving by Area 51 yesterday and I was hit by an avalanche of suppressed memories. In addition to remembering my true secret space program name, I remember that I'm half Pleiadian and half Acturan and was sent here by the Galactic Council to eliminate the Illuminati and their rulers, the Draco. We have 5 battle cruisers circling Earth and a hundred more on the way. I'm in league with a small cadre of white hats in the Pentagon who will assist in the ouster of all Evil from the solar system. It's all in the Bible, if you know how to read it. Hint: the gods of the Bible were actually aliens, as hard as that is to believe. And I want to tell you something ELSE you've probably never heard before: LOVE IS THE ANSWER. LOVE IS THE WAY. We've been listening to the prayers of the people of Earth and are finally ready to act! Standby Planet Earthy, deliverance awaits! But hey, don't be intimidated! I like a Crispy Creme donut as much as the next god!

Someone get me Kerry Cassidy. It's time for an interview!

"Go on ..."

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HaveBlue
12th August 2019, 15:38
Ah yes, I remember you Joe Jupiter! (for small fee and if you'll remember me too) It's Uri Uranus here and I'd like to get in on the UFO speaking racket/circuit. I have someones elses book here that we could switch a roo out their names and put ours in to make money from if you're interested. Luck would have it that it has long been out of print and the original author and publisher is long since deceased to the best of my knowledge

I'm sure democrat presidential candidate Mary Anne Williamson (she has the perfect tele-evangelist speaking tone) will back us up (for a decent sized campaign contribution) as she is expecting to win the presidency with the same slogan 'love is the answer' herself. We could all say we met on the moon or something.

We could get Andy Bassagio to handle the legal side pro bono if we 'remember' him too.


The punters will love it!:highfive:

scotslad
12th August 2019, 19:58
Yup, I can vouch for the OP, the whole holographic, authentic 9 yards, i and my fellow SSP black op comrades were on LOC together and our bigfoot baby oil wrestling sessions are now legendary in certain draco circles on Mars ;) As they say in some Deep Underground Military Bases on New Mexico - "Hold the god damn blue chicken down, it's my turn next :)"

But as I raise my welding helmet, look towards the light and grasp my welding rod of truth - I admit it, Yup, I'm a super solder too :)

Chester
12th August 2019, 22:56
My real name is Joe Jupiter. I was driving by Area 51 yesterday and I was hit by an avalanche of suppressed memories. In addition to remembering my true secret space program name, I remember that I'm half Pleiadian and half Acturan and was sent here by the Galactic Council to eliminate the Illuminati and their rulers, the Draco. We have 5 battle cruisers circling Earth and a hundred more on the way. I'm in league with a small cadre of white hats in the Pentagon who will assist in the ouster of all Evil from the solar system. It's all in the Bible, if you know how to read it. Hint: the gods of the Bible were actually aliens, as hard as that is to believe. And I want to tell you something ELSE you've probably never heard before: LOVE IS THE ANSWER. LOVE IS THE WAY. We've been listening to the prayers of the people of Earth and are finally ready to act! Standby Planet Earthy, deliverance awaits! But hey, don't be intimidated! I like a Crispy Creme donut as much as the next god!

Someone get me Kerry Cassidy. It's time for an interview!

I just noticed this post was made on Simon Parkes' birthday.

Olam
12th August 2019, 23:12
But hey, don't be intimidated! I like a Crispy Creme donut as much as the next god!



Arcturians are well known to have 3 livers.....lucky you!