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atut
5th January 2011, 02:44
Have you heard this lady, Marie Exley, travel all the cities and spread the words to all the world warning that the doomsday will come on 11 May 2011?

What do you think?

Link: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110103/ap_on_re/us_rel_apocalypse_soon

Arpheus
5th January 2011, 02:54
Things like this make me wanna ROFL LOL LMFAO and then ROFL some more along with a few chuckles and a big grin on my face,yeah thats what i think about that !

Anchor
5th January 2011, 02:54
Have you heard this lady, Marie Exley, travel all the cities and spread the words to all the world warning that the doomsday will come on 11 May 2011?

What do you think?

Link: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110103/ap_on_re/us_rel_apocalypse_soon

ALERT! WARNING! TERRIFYING NEWS!

Who are you kidding with this topic title?

{Update: when this comment was written the topic title was "WARNING: End of days will be in May 2011" it has since been changed}.

I think the same thing I think about the poor souls that march around with boards strapped to their front and back proclaiming the end of the world is nigh.

Fearmongering. Misled maybe, but fearmongers none the less.

Decibellistics
5th January 2011, 02:55
No offense, crock o ****.......thanks for the post though, interesting read.

xeon
5th January 2011, 03:00
What I find more interesting is the fact that this news unworthy piece garnered so many comments in Yahoo for such a short span of time.

It at least shows that awareness of "doomsday" or "apocalypse" has reached a high mainstream level among the general public, at least in the west, even if most of the comments were ridiculing the woman, who is clearly delusional. :hand:

Richard
5th January 2011, 03:02
I think this is a pointless, waste of database space and not worthy of any more than paragraph in a rag like the National Enquirer.

How's that?

Please keep the white noise to a minimum folks.

Lost Soul
5th January 2011, 03:07
I concur with Richard. It spreads needless panic and fear - which is exactly the desired reaction of the controllers.

Carmody
5th January 2011, 03:16
ALERT! WARNING! TERRIFYING NEWS!

Who are you kidding with this topic title?

{Update: when this comment was written the topic title was "WARNING: End of days will be in May 2011" it has since been changed}.

I think the same thing I think about the poor souls that march around with boards strapped to their front and back proclaiming the end of the world is nigh.

Fearmongering. Misled maybe, but fearmongers none the less.

I met one of those once. I even took their pamphlet. It was the Raelians. I was not foolish enough to give them my name OR show up at the seminar. It was the getting of the pamphlet and the questions and statements that came out of that, which was the fun part. I even had the pamphlet on my fridge for a few years.

slipknotted
5th January 2011, 04:18
i dont think its a smart move they need us right ?

Humble Janitor
5th January 2011, 06:07
Ha ha ha!

How many times throughout history have these fools been yapping about a "rapture"?

I thought that there's nothing in their Bible about a rapture? Silly fools.

Ross
5th January 2011, 07:16
Have you heard this lady, Marie Exley, travel all the cities and spread the words to all the world warning that the doomsday will come on 11 May 2011?

What do you think?

Link: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110103/ap_on_re/us_rel_apocalypse_soon

What do I think?

Complete nonsense!

morguana
5th January 2011, 07:47
Yep this woman really needs to take up another hobbie!
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heyokah
5th January 2011, 07:52
OK, this will do.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGSJ_t3jMVs

astrid
5th January 2011, 07:57
unfortunately , we are going to see a WHOLE lot more of this leading up to 2012, its amazing how many of the not awake are buying into this.
I chat to a 15 year old American on FB, who has a history teacher that is openly spreading this stuff , I KID U NOT...
I find it mindblowing that the class is buying it and no one has reported him...

He even showed them a video yesterday of aliens eating people and told them it was real,
im trying to get her to report him, he has 90 students in his charge and , the kids are starting to have nightmares....

Teakai
5th January 2011, 09:13
OK, this will do.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGSJ_t3jMVs

Thankyou so very much, Heyokah. I'm definitely facebooking this. People NEED to know this stuff and if this doesn't wake them up - nothing will.

Metaphor
5th January 2011, 11:43
Rule number one: If there is a prophecy with a specific date, discard it. I think Blossom Goodchild made us all aware of that.

Banshee
5th January 2011, 11:45
..............................

Carrera
5th January 2011, 12:23
Sh** - I just booked flights to Europe for August. I wonder if the airline has an Armegeddon refund policy?

Well i think the airlines have a "Force Majure" or whats its called...meaning unforeseen events. Although maybe you could use the ticket for being BEAMED UP? :rolleyes:

atut
5th January 2011, 12:32
I chat to a 15 year old American on FB, who has a history teacher that is openly spreading this stuff , I KID U NOT...

He even showed them a video yesterday of aliens eating people and told them it was real,
im trying to get her to report him, he has 90 students in his charge and , the kids are starting to have nightmares....

HAHAHAHAHHA, LOL!! ROFL



Rule number one: If there is a prophecy with a specific date, discard it. I think Blossom Goodchild made us all aware of that.

Does this mean to discard Stanley A. Fulham prediction as well on UFO display over major cities in January 2011?

Bill Ryan
5th January 2011, 12:39
Does this mean to discard Stanley A. Fulham prediction as well on UFO display over major cities in January 2011?

Yep!

Here's a question: what's the value in it? If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. If it happens but no-one notices because the prediction wasn't publicized, then it could not have been an impressive display.

If there is an impressive display - which would be wonderful - it certainly doesn't matter whether anyone predicted it or not.

And the downside is that by publicizing the prediction, smart and creative New York kids will be unable to resist launching 1000 white party helium balloons and then sitting back to laugh at everyone.

We're addicted to predictions. It's part of human nature and has been for thousands of years.

New Age Priests are dependent on this addiction to supply what they push. We are part of the problem. This is not a personal criticism - because I know you are well-meaning - but this thread is part of the problem!

HURRITT ENYETO
5th January 2011, 14:55
The question to ask is WHO IS FUNDING these people?
It was on Coast to Coast that this group is travelling all over the World spreading this message as well as setting up MULTIPLE websites, PRINTING thousands of leaflets, having SEMINARS, as well as the people holding the sandwich boards with their doom messages (they are probably devotees doing it for free)
But the question remains: Who is behind this group funding them?
And ask yourself why?

Other than that completely disregard. :)

THIRDEYE
5th January 2011, 15:37
sounds like senseless bullsht to me lol.......

HURRITT ENYETO
5th January 2011, 15:50
sounds like senseless bullsht to me lol.......

Expensive senseless bullsht.

1159
5th January 2011, 17:52
One reoccurring theme that speaks wisdom into these ideas is that all major events are not calendar driven, but sequence driven. Dates and times are convenient hooks to hang things on, but they are pretty well meaningless. A history of failed 'date based prophecies' has prove this. I'm not even convinced that our present calendar has synchronised 2012 as the Mayan end time date. Even if it is correct, the evidence is not clear that this date signifies anything other than the end of the long count.

More importnat than any of this struff: A rising global consciousness that expects and presses end time scenarios is far more powerful in bringing the reality into manifestation. If a critical mass is reached that 'believes' 2012 will be significant and dangerous, then that collective consciousness will create such a reality.

arctourist
5th January 2011, 20:34
Have you heard this lady, Marie Exley, travel all the cities and spread the words to all the world warning that the doomsday will come on 11 May 2011?

What do you think?

Link: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110103/ap_on_re/us_rel_apocalypse_soon

well,i don't know about that,but ian lungold said that the mayan calendar actually ends ,i think october 28th 2011,rather than the popular dec 21 2012 date so widely 'known' about..
i've been watching everything i can find of IAN LUNGOLD on you tube,he seems quite the expert on that mayan calendar....we're nearing the end of the current cycle we're in now,in which a 'day' and 'night' are each 360 of our days long...the next and final cycle,he called the 'universal consciousness' cycle,or something like that,begins in feb. or march of this year,and in this final cycle,each 'day' and 'night' according to the mayan calendar lasts 20 or 18 days....LEADING UP TO LATE OCTOBER ,WHEN APPARENTLY IT ENDS... certainly it'll be an interesting year with god knows what in store....anyway,lungold was quite the lecturer,surely many of you should be familiar with his work,here in this fine group - any thoughts?
on another note,can anyone tell me what happened with that st. clair guy,interviewed by project camelot,.i thought he was charming,did they have some kind of disagreement or something,i was just curious...hey,it's great to be able to talk to you all,here on the finest forum yet,right?

Kulapops
5th January 2011, 21:37
My ex's birthday, May 11.... she ain't gonna let that happen, I can tell you ! :)

C'mon peeps.. it's just another date to mark the passing stream of time that is your lives. I warn people off looking forward to Christmas too much...why wish your life away. The days come and they go.

I agree with John, all of this date/event B*lls**t is just sandwhich boarding under any other name. Look if you think your life is miserable and you want it all to end soon, bully for you, but just remember some people out there are actually having a good time and have no interest in looking forward to juicy destruction of any sort.

2012 will come and go as 2011. I'm not even holding out hope on the 'ascension' bit either.

The more you practice golf the better you get. The more you practice being a better person the better you get. No date is going to come along and do it for us. Ain't no miracle hair-grow, wrinkle cream, or snake oil in existence. That's probably just the ego wanting a free ride in this life...

Hey , Richard, mods ? Couldn't we have a sub forum/section for any thread involving a date? Then you could just delete the whole lot when server space starts to run out.....

K

Rocky_Shorz
5th January 2011, 23:04
I'll admit, she's cute enough I might sit down to listen... ;)

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20110103/capt.d5f15faa91824b95b15b9ccb34c6de3c-a4f1f6586fd34e20ae7de209a40fe3a4-0.jpg?x=400&y=266&q=85&sig=pU9n.xDC8G7eN0fB01oMuA--

Seikou-Kishi
7th January 2011, 17:22
God is such a hypocrite... "judge not lest ye be judged" and "he has appointed a day in which he will judge the world" lol... That's the old "don't do as I do, do as I say" wrap I don't trust lol

Lol Rocky... I'm doing my utmost to restrain the torrent of innuendo haha

Fredkc
7th January 2011, 17:52
I'll admit, she's cute enough I might sit down to listen... ;)

Oddly enough, Rocky she isn't far off from a date, I came across back in 1973.

5/7/2012/
One year and four days isn't bad. ;)
But the whole notion of "judgment day, as described by Baptists, etc just doesn't wash with me.

First of all, take 90% of what Paul wrote, included in the bible and toss it.
Then toss in some of the excluded gospels, like Thomas (http://fredsitelive.com/books/religion/Sch_Thomas.html),
Then go read it again.

Finally, if that doesn't work, it is usually helpful to stop "trying God" (as in putting the creator on trial).
I find it more productive to read most things (regardless of source) beginning with the assumption this is an eternal being, that creates eternal beings, and has no reason to create "imperfect" ones (logic is not God, but God is logical).

Anyway... some food for thought.
Fred

Kulapops
7th January 2011, 17:56
What do you mean Fred ? The 5th of July is more than a few days out !!

;)

Your friendly neighbourhood K

Suriel
11th January 2011, 23:58
What will bring about the End of days for one person may bring new opportunities for the next person tomorrow. When the days end for civilization, new days will be aspired to start anew in another civilization. When one Age ends, another Age begins. What brings about death, fear, famine, and destruction clears a new path for growth in non-linear time to bring about learning a valuable lesson. Do not cling to fear prophetic visions. Make room for new opportunities. Just Be.
Be your being in every passing moment. When breath ceases from your current position, breath will return again soon in your next journey. When bad times reach you and your neighbors, lend them a helping hand to bring about the beginning of Days. Regardless, the Sun will continue to rise and set. The planet will still rotate and move. Nature will continue. We are a part of that Nature. For we are a part of the Earth. In dust, flesh, breath, and life. In death, beneath the ground, we are one with the planet in lower material form and in spirit. What rises beyond that material form is your awareness. If there is no time there are no dates. There is no end or beginning. What is my opinion? There will always be an end of days. We die when we sleep. We are born when we awaken.

9eagle9
12th January 2011, 02:03
I'm recalling this off the top of my head. How this particular gem started.....May 21, 2011 is allegedly the 6000th (8000th?) anniversary when Noah entered the Ark . That's their 'proof' Why the world should end on this anniversary instead of some other Bibical event is beyond me. But...The Bible does give a good detailed accounting of when Noah entered the Ark, the Fifth Month, in the whatever year, and some such day. BUT that's according to the calendar THEN. Not realizing that we've converted to Georgian time since then, certain aspects of the Christian Community continues to quote Scripture as to the veracity of this prediction.

Rocky_Shorz
12th January 2011, 23:55
well before all of you jump too hard remember everyone is waking up, if you are very religious and a booming voice is suddenly talking in your head...

you will think God is talking to you...

There are no trainers for what is going on, some might search and stumble onto a site like this looking for info

they will dig until they get scared and run away...

but curiosity will bring them back...

Everyone should feel welcome to come here and learn...

so thank you Seikou-Kishi for holding back... ;)

NoTingles
16th January 2011, 20:22
First, I want to thank Heyokah for pointing out the video. That was Hi-larious. It's said laughter is the best medicine. Well, I guess it depends on your sense of humor.

I read the Yahoo piece and decided to check up on Harold Camping. He's the snake-oil guy who started the little cult Marie is part of. Here's a quote from an article I found at http://www.religionnewsblog.com/24009/false-prophet-harold-camping-sets-another-date-for-rapture-may-21-2011

"Camping, 88, has scrutinized the Bible for almost 70 years and says he has developed a mathematical system to interpret prophecies hidden within the Good Book. One night a few years ago, Camping, a civil engineer by trade, crunched the numbers and was stunned at what he’d found: The world will end May 21, 2011.

This is not the first time Camping has made a bold prediction about Judgment Day.

On Sept. 6, 1994, dozens of Camping’s believers gathered inside Alameda’s Veterans Memorial Building to await the return of Christ, an event Camping had promised for two years. Followers dressed children in their Sunday best and held Bibles open-faced toward heaven.

But the world did not end."

I guess we have to believe him, after all he is a civil engineer and that's gotta say something doesn't it? We all know how often they miscalculate things, but eventually get it right.

I recall hearing or reading it that one of these groups of end-of-the-worlders proclaimed a coming rapture, and when it didn't happen as predicted, the followers who continued to believe claimed that it actually had, but those who were left behind continued on in a parallel dimension or something like that which looks exactly like the original . Does anyone remember what group that was?

pugwash84
21st January 2011, 13:56
That video made me laugh so much was so funny. Sometimes it makes me wonder why people set a date for the end of the world because I dont think the Earth is set to a certain date before it detonates. Sometimes they make a mockery out of it but because they are making a mockery out of it people see that and then they dont take the real things as serious.So they see the lady and think oh all people who know things like this and who beleive in things that are different and that are "out of the box" must be all crazys. Or maybe its a ploy to make people think its all crazy.

TigaHawk
21st January 2011, 21:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o



Somehow i feel this is apropriate.


(perhaps not for the point he's preaching, but all the humor in between)

9eagle9
21st January 2011, 22:04
Lol. One of the best.

stomy
23rd January 2011, 22:14
Have you heard this lady, Marie Exley, travel all the cities and spread the words to all the world warning that the doomsday will come on 11 May 2011?

What do you think?

Link: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110103/ap_on_re/us_rel_apocalypse_soon

This information may create a panic! You must stay calm and get down when we arrived this newsletter.

I do not think it will happen. It already has much to do with the global economy! Proof: In France, the sector has exploded clairvoyance

jorr lundstrom
24th January 2011, 18:37
Naaaa. I dont belive this. I have just retired and have other plans for May. Could it be possible to arrange something in June instead????

Rosco1
16th February 2011, 13:20
Has Marie Exley not read the entire Bible ?

On her side window are these words:

He hath appointed a day, in which he will judge the world (Acts 17:31)

But if you look at this passage (Matthew 36)

No-one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the son, but only the Father.
So are we to assume that God has told her it is May 21st 2011 ?

She must be one special lady as God has not even told Jesus or the angels, what day or what hour!

What a fool she is going to look when that day comes and goes!

Just hope she can shrug it all off with the classic words of 'S**t happens'. lol

And then get back on with living her life.

the_flyingboy
16th February 2011, 13:30
i think i've see n a video for it on youtube but really i'm not to sure about the date..but things have been mixed up about dates since they have put 3 extra months on our calender which are july for julius ceasar august for augustianos and october for octobrianos so to get the right date i think you have to go back when the scripts have been written and check what calender they used then.From what i know one of the most pure calender and most precise calender till today is the mayan!

Northern Boy
16th February 2011, 16:58
The bible is a book written by MAN not god or the creator. Many believe the book because they need something to hold on to. Man has and will always alter historical events to reflect that which they want to . Example the original commandment
thou halt not commit murder has been altered to
thou shalt not kill and preached for years it was a sin to kill. Murder is a deliberate act >killing at times can be justified

K626
17th February 2011, 01:28
i'm waiting for the cult that says the world isn't going to end.

love

K

Anchor
17th February 2011, 08:21
i'm waiting for the cult that says the world isn't going to end.

It is not going to end.

I will PM you the application form.

John..

K626
17th February 2011, 13:20
i'm waiting for the cult that says the world isn't going to end.

It is not going to end.

I will PM you the application form.

John..

Cheers mate. Joined. :peace:

K

Rocky_Shorz
7th May 2011, 22:55
bumped to watch as the 11th passes...

gabbahh
7th May 2011, 23:06
Some cult predicts the world will end any week it seems.

OnyxKnight
7th May 2011, 23:09
Hey!

No fair!

I have an exam on the 12th! Can't the end of the world crap wait until I submit the paper? Been working on it for two months now!

Rocky_Shorz
7th May 2011, 23:28
keep writing, we're fine... ;)

OnyxKnight
7th May 2011, 23:32
Oh, I know, I'm just beating some humor into this ...


... Although it won't be a laughing matter if we get another Heaven's Gate scenario ...

Jonfen
8th May 2011, 00:48
When I was driving home from a road trip on the Colorado/Utah border area I saw a huge billboard that said "May 21st, 2011. Judgement Day." Or something along those lines, I'm not sure if it was a church that posted it, or if it was an advert for a monster truck rally, either way, sounds pretty exciting!

humanalien
8th May 2011, 04:11
Hey!

No fair!

I have an exam on the 12th! Can't the end of the world crap wait until I submit the paper? Been working on it for two months now!

I'll hold it back for you, one week. You better get your paper done....:roll:

Ria
8th May 2011, 08:09
;) I wont to know is has she left a will?

kersley
8th May 2011, 18:48
Looks like I'm gonna have to take the day off work then?
But on a more serious note, what if? just what if it was true?

So I would take this opportunity to say i love you all and sorry to all i have offended.
A big thanks going out to Bill and Kerry, You guys have changed my life. It's been a real pleasure been a part of this community.

With love.
K

Rocky_Shorz
18th May 2011, 22:19
(CNN) - For months they’ve been spreading the word, answering the biblical call of Ezekiel 33 to sound the alarm and warn the people.

Their message, which they say the Bible guarantees, is simple: The end of the world is near.

And now, it’s suddenly really near - so near that if these folks are right, you should probably pass on buying green bananas.

Perhaps you’ve already noticed, what with the billboards and signs dotting the landscape, the pamphlets blowing in the wind and the RVs plastered with Judgment Day warnings weaving through cities. Or maybe, as the birds chirped outside and you sipped your morning coffee, a full-page newspaper ad for the upcoming mass destruction caught your eye.

May 21, 2011, according to loyal listeners of Family Radio, a Christian broadcasting network based in Oakland, California, will mark the Day of Rapture and the start of Judgment Day (which, they say, will last five months). Those who are saved will be taken up to heaven, and those who aren’t will endure unspeakable suffering. Dead bodies will be strewn about as earthquakes ravage the Earth, they say. And come October 21, they’ll tell you, the entire world will be kaput... link (http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/18/tick-tock-goes-the-doomsday-clock/?hpt=C1)

there should be some great jokes popping up right now with just a few days to go...

"you should probably pass on buying green bananas"

risveglio
18th May 2011, 22:27
Does this have any thing to do with Christ returning and needing money? http://projectavalon.net/forum4/showthread.php?20581-Christ-Has-Returned :confused:

Rocky_Shorz
18th May 2011, 22:28
Top Ten list...


Top 10 Excuses for Why the World Didn't End on May 21, 2011, Like Radio Minister Harry Camping Said it Would:

10) Mayan restraining order prohibits end of world before December 21, 2012.

9) Overslept.

8) No, no, no, that's when As the World Turns ends.

7) It was supposed to be a surprise, but once word got out, God changed the date (he can do that, you know).

6) Really curious how they'll pull off Ashton Kutcher's replacing Charlie Sheen.

5) Just not feeling all that "raptury."

4) Haven't sold all of the "It's the End of the World and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" t-shirts, yet.

3) Couldn't find a sitter.

2) Wanted to see what kind of crazy stunt Donald Trump pulls next.

1) Traffic.
link (http://www.antfarmersalmanac.com/2011/05/top-10-excuses-for-why-the-world-didnt-end-on-may-21-2011.html)

Rocky_Shorz
18th May 2011, 22:46
Does this have any thing to do with Christ returning and needing money? http://projectavalon.net/forum4/showthread.php?20581-Christ-Has-Returned :confused:


hard to find a good whale for transportation...

ulli
18th May 2011, 22:53
Does this have any thing to do with Christ returning and needing money? http://projectavalon.net/forum4/showthread.php?20581-Christ-Has-Returned :confused:


hard to find a good whale for transportation...

tsk, tsk, ALL whales are good!

ulli, suddenly thinking of the sandworms of Dune...

Rocky_Shorz
18th May 2011, 22:56
in my Bible Jonah and the whale are on page 777

always thought that was a curious coincidence... ;)

jcocks
19th May 2011, 01:28
In all seriousness, anyone who doesn't realise that the end of the world is an ongoing process needs to have a serious look around them at what is happening right *now*.....

Calz
19th May 2011, 03:11
Have you heard this lady, Marie Exley, travel all the cities and spread the words to all the world warning that the doomsday will come on 11 May 2011?

What do you think?

Link: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110103/ap_on_re/us_rel_apocalypse_soon

Gosh ... it must be true ... I found a 2nd source :haha:


(CBS/KPIX) The founder of Family Radio in Oakland - heard in 48 different languages around the globe - is behind the worldwide, multimillion dollar campaign letting people know that judgment day is coming on May 21, 2011.

That's right, Saturday. :scared:

89-year-old Harold Camping says that his 50-year study of the Bible is behind the claim.

So what's the end of the world look like?

"There's going to be a big earthquake that will make the one in Japan seem like a Sunday School picnic," Camping told KPIX's Mike Sugerman.

This isn't Camping's first prediction of the end. Back in 1994, Camping warned that doomsday would strike.

When nothing happened, he pronounced it an error in his math, but this time he says it'll be different.

"This day, May 21, 2011, is extremely important, as it will also be the first day of judgement, a time of horrible death and destruction, for all those left behind," Camping said.


There will be a five-month period for non-believers to get on board, he continued, because the real end of the world is set for October 21, 2011.



Read more: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504784_162-20064015-10391705.html#ixzz1MlQzTEGv

9eagle9
19th May 2011, 03:23
Well Cal we aren't going anyplace where's there no margarita bar ain't that right?

But it would be daring to open one up under the throne of god...hmmmmmmmm :nono:

Calz
19th May 2011, 03:28
Well Cal we aren't going anyplace where's there no margarita bar ain't that right?

But it would be daring to open one up under the throne of god...hmmmmmmmm :nono:

Yep ... it's in my contract (not even in the fine print).

:washing:

shiniren
20th May 2011, 02:51
Well the guy who is doing this did the same thing about twentyish years ago. He stated back then that it was a miscalculation (I believe, might be another guy) and now he's trying it over again. I don't think that it will actually happen because it's completely crazy. People enjoy this type of fear and it allows someone to get some sort of power in their possession. The people who gave up their jobs however will find it extremely difficult to get them back when they realize it's not actually happening.

Calz
20th May 2011, 16:19
:clock: :clock: :clock: :clock:
:boom: :boom: :boom:

astrid
20th May 2011, 23:41
In the words of the great Michael Stipe

"It's the end of the world as we know it, and i feel fine"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

astrid
20th May 2011, 23:47
http://underthemountainbunker.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/335.jpg

Now that is funny.

Good to see people haven't lost their humor!

McJigg
21st May 2011, 04:48
Past 6pm Saturday May 21st in Kiritimati, nothing happened, as I'm sure most expected.

9eagle9
21st May 2011, 10:53
A couple years ago when Christiandom was caught in the grip of Yoga Hysteria (Yoga makes you breath 'Buddhist air', you see) I was tempted to sell canisters of 100 percent certified Christian air.

Now I'm tempted by the notion of selling rapture insurance.

And seriously what do these people DO now?. The last raputrite I knew that insisted the world was ending in 1988, was angry the world didn't end. He had to be sent home from work cause he got so angry the world didn't end. And what kind of idiot goes into work knowing the world is ending. You'd think you'd take the day off.

What you guys think? Maybe this could be a wake up call for some ? Or will they just hit the re-set button?

Steven
21st May 2011, 12:02
At least, I hope these people predicting "end of the world" are showing sign of joy, relief and hope after seeing the prediction was false.

Namaste, Steven

KosmicKat
21st May 2011, 12:26
[QUOTE=atut;89366]"This day, May 21, 2011, is extremely important, as it will also be the first day of judgement, a time of horrible death and destruction, for all those left behind," Camping said.


There will be a five-month period for non-believers to get on board, he continued, because the real end of the world is set for October 21, 2011.


So today isn't the End of the World, it's the Beginning of the End of the World? And how despicable of all those naughty people that want us to believe it all goes down today!

HURRITT ENYETO
21st May 2011, 12:44
[QUOTE=atut;89366]"This day, May 21, 2011, is extremely important, as it will also be the first day of judgement, a time of horrible death and destruction, for all those left behind," Camping said.


There will be a five-month period for non-believers to get on board, he continued, because the real end of the world is set for October 21, 2011.


So today isn't the End of the World, it's the Beginning of the End of the World? And how despicable of all those naughty people that want us to believe it all goes down today!

Is it alright if i don't sit in a corner shivering, pleading for forgiveness for my sins, for having the cheek to be born a sinner?
And do this instead....

Evelon
21st May 2011, 13:11
If the world ends, I'll be in my bathroom, taking a shower.... LOl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9eagle9
21st May 2011, 13:12
Okay enough!

Come on, you guys.....

It's not the end of the world.

:p

Calz
21st May 2011, 13:23
[QUOTE=atut;89366]"This day, May 21, 2011, is extremely important, as it will also be the first day of judgement, a time of horrible death and destruction, for all those left behind," Camping said.


There will be a five-month period for non-believers to get on board, he continued, because the real end of the world is set for October 21, 2011.


So today isn't the End of the World, it's the Beginning of the End of the World? And how despicable of all those naughty people that want us to believe it all goes down today!

Is it alright if i don't sit in a corner shivering, pleading for forgiveness for my sins, for having the cheek to be born a sinner?
And do this instead....

Lol

Kudos on the smiley :)

I believe the predecessor of your post got mixed up on editing cuz I did not post that ... but will take any and all royalities if offered of course :haha:

*** adding ***

and now the "inherited" "quote" is being passed along to me :)

:gossip:

gots to be how rumors get started.

Inanna
21st May 2011, 13:28
Have you heard this lady, Marie Exley, travel all the cities and spread the words to all the world warning that the doomsday will come on 11 May 2011?

What do you think?

Link: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110103/ap_on_re/us_rel_apocalypse_soon

Ehm... Article not found or expired on Yahoo! News ?

dukes4monny
21st May 2011, 14:17
So this could be my Last Post (http://youtu.be/G7ZbAdP7v5Q) then? :eek:

Evelon
21st May 2011, 23:44
Oh, I'm still alive... Are you guys?

astrid
21st May 2011, 23:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZa0Tl8Mrlw&

astrid
22nd May 2011, 00:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uS1IzUj4_k


Unbelievable.............

astrid
22nd May 2011, 00:50
The rapture claimed victims


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV2hXjHzmPQ
It sounds a lot like Aussie researcher Max Igan's voice on this clip, i might be wrong.

But he sums this all up pretty well.




not sure why this didn't embed.....

dukes4monny
22nd May 2011, 05:21
Oh, I'm still alive... Are you guys?

Nope.............oh, hang on.............yipee I'm saved

angel in disguise
22nd May 2011, 06:21
That's certainly not Max Igan but I'm listening ;)... I'd apply this commentary to the general population following mainstream media, pure idiocracy! Perhaps rapture would've been a better option. Then again perhaps it was a media hype to get the focus off 2012. Who knows?... Just go with the flow :peace:

Joshua
22nd May 2011, 09:43
Oooooppppppsssss......
Guess some body going to be getting 'off the grid' for while...
May be a long while with all those 'good people' liquidating their lives to follow!!??!!??

Hard not to have little smerk though on my lips... hehehehehe...

Hugs, J

Rocky_Shorz
22nd May 2011, 17:34
time travelers from 25,000 years in our future prove we'll be fine... ;)

those of us who are awake get to watch the rest on these emotional roller coasters...

Rocky_Shorz
23rd May 2011, 21:45
"It has been a really tough weekend," the 89-year-old radio preacher who convinced hundreds of his followers that the world would end on Saturday at 6 pm, said.

"I'm looking for answers, but now I have nothing else to say," Camping said, adding "I'll be back to work Monday and will say more then."

Camping's prediction is based on his reading of the Bible and a timeline dating back to ancient events including the Biblical flood survived by Noah. Camping and his followers believed the beginning of the end will come on May 21, exactly 7,000 years since the flood in the biblical story of Noah's Ark.

Some 200 million people will be saved, Camping preaches, and those left behind will die in earthquakes, plagues, and other calamities until Earth is consumed by a fireball on October 21... link (http://ibnlive.in.com/news/doomsayer-flabbergasted-that-world-didnt-end/153490-19.html)

hmmm does anyone have the heart to tell him he wasn't one of the chosen ones and is here to ride it out with the rest of us? ;)

astrid
23rd May 2011, 23:08
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WOW..... so sad......

Rocky_Shorz
23rd May 2011, 23:47
at least she failed...

and think of it on the bright side, she'll get a nice lawsuit out of it suing the preacher who predicted it...

chaz1650
24th May 2011, 00:13
very funny lol
:cool:

9eagle9
24th May 2011, 00:39
What I want to know is this.

How many TIMES is this Camping guy going to keep sticking this end of the world stuff out there, to have it fail to manifest, before he finally turns to his god and says "hey, uhm...what's up? your sorta making me look like an asshole here?"




"It has been a really tough weekend," the 89-year-old radio preacher who convinced hundreds of his followers that the world would end on Saturday at 6 pm, said.

"I'm looking for answers, but now I have nothing else to say," Camping said, adding "I'll be back to work Monday and will say more then."

Camping's prediction is based on his reading of the Bible and a timeline dating back to ancient events including the Biblical flood survived by Noah. Camping and his followers believed the beginning of the end will come on May 21, exactly 7,000 years since the flood in the biblical story of Noah's Ark.

Some 200 million people will be saved, Camping preaches, and those left behind will die in earthquakes, plagues, and other calamities until Earth is consumed by a fireball on October 21... link (http://ibnlive.in.com/news/doomsayer-flabbergasted-that-world-didnt-end/153490-19.html)

hmmm does anyone have the heart to tell him he wasn't one of the chosen ones and is here to ride it out with the rest of us? ;)

Rocky_Shorz
24th May 2011, 00:45
he will say he was off by a day and claim the tornado was the start and remind everyone this is just the beginning and will continue until October 21st, his expected end date...

RedeZra
24th May 2011, 03:29
How many TIMES is this Camping guy going to keep sticking this end of the world stuff out there, to have it fail to manifest, before he finally turns to his god and says "hey, uhm...what's up? your sorta making me look like an asshole here?"


3 times a charm... so 1 to go ; )

astrid
24th May 2011, 12:42
The madness continues....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13517496

"Harold Camping said it had "dawned" on him that

God would spare humanity "hell on Earth for five months", and the apocalypse would happen on 21 October.

The evangelical broadcaster who left followers crestfallen by his failed prediction that last Saturday would be Judgement Day says he miscalculated.

Mr Camping said he felt "terrible" about his mistake."


Unbelievable.........

dukes4monny
24th May 2011, 12:46
They'll have to get all new posters made up and all.........any volunteers?

9eagle9
24th May 2011, 12:49
Besides the woman who attempted to kill her children.....

Well I guess thousands of people had their pets euthanized as well.

A while back I had some real anger issues with Christianity, and I got over it and managed to take a more bemused attitude.

I feel the 'angry' coming back.

astrid
24th May 2011, 12:52
I'm not angry, but it is just so sad, to see people that lost within
themselves to have to follow anyone so blindly, and so completely.

dukes4monny
24th May 2011, 12:57
We are all here to learn life's lessons..........hopefully these fellow human beings have learned a useful lesson! Some will not and will no doubt go around again..........

9eagle9
24th May 2011, 13:10
We are all here to learn life's lessons..........hopefully these fellow human beings have learned a useful lesson! Some will not and will no doubt go around again..........

The first and best piece of spiritual advice I was given that has never once failed me ever was "People can't be told, they have to be shown."

This I thought initially was in regards to my own path in purpose. Don't talk, gargle on, blather, orate, lecture, verbalize ....just show people .

Now I am seeing it in a different perspective. People can't be told, so THEY WILL be shown not to listen to what other's are TELLING them. Or at least begin employing some discernment skills.

I think I will go ponder with spirit what happens when they can't be TOLD OR SHOWN.

astrid
24th May 2011, 14:20
We are all here to learn life's lessons..........hopefully these fellow human beings have learned a useful lesson! Some will not and will no doubt go around again..........

The first and best piece of spiritual advice I was given that has never once failed me ever was "People can't be told, they have to be shown."

This I thought initially was in regards to my own path in purpose. Don't talk, gargle on, blather, orate, lecture, verbalize ....just show people .

Now I am seeing it in a different perspective. People can't be told, so THEY WILL be shown not to listen to what other's are TELLING them. Or at least begin employing some discernment skills.

I think I will go ponder with spirit what happens when they can't be TOLD OR SHOWN.

Some get stuck in the same pattern, life time after life time, it goes back generations for many.
They lose their power somewhere along the way, or give it over to others,
and they forget they have choices to do anything differently than what they have always known.

Being the daughter of a Christian minister, i know a little of this battle, from the inside.
I was 9 when i made a serious stand against going to church, i never recalled feeling ok with it.
So much of it made no sense , the worst of which was the hypocrisy, as Dad was also violent towards us.

That day i said no, my family tried to drag me by my hair into the car but
i managed to win that battle and it was the last time i ever went to church.

But I guess thats why they "embed" us into these families, to break the patterns from the inside,
a bit like the white hats , i suppose. Shamanic practices talk about healing ancestral lineages,
breaking the patterns, and i found many answers in that pathway. It just makes sense.
And i have done much journeying on my families behalf to transmute these patterns of abuse and destruction.

It's insidious and at times it seems like an endless battle to transmute this stagnate energy,
but the rewards are great when you see the energies shifting.

I 'm only starting to accept my family back into my life.
They have finally stopped trying to control me, and are learning to respect my boundaries.
It's been a very long road, but forgiveness and learning to transmute these dense trapped,
angry energies was the way through this tricky, life lesson, for me anyways.
But dealing with this in the physical, face to face, was pointless i found, dangerous even.
Why i went looking for more creative solutions.
And spirit always has a way of coming up with the perfect solutions.

RedeZra
24th May 2011, 14:45
Besides the woman who attempted to kill her children.....

A while back I had some real anger issues with Christianity, and I got over it and managed to take a more bemused attitude.



the woman grew up as a member of Herbert W. Armstrong's cult called the 'Worldwide Church of God' which under Armstrong had nothing to do with Christ nor Christianity but was all about Armstrong tricking members off their money so Armstrong could live a lavish life in leisure while preaching doom n gloom with British Israelism


the core of the problem is not Christianity but individuals without integrity that trick the gullible and the uninformed for their own selfish reasons

such people can call themselves what they want and hide their nature behind names

but they will eventually be called out... and put aside for destruction ; )

9eagle9
24th May 2011, 15:26
The exact same thing happened to me , i was just a tad younger. I would get hysterical screaming fits and have to be drug into the car. I was terrorfied actually. I'd grab on to anything, any appliance, the hose, anything to prevent from being carted off to church. I would be so dirty and disheveled from this struggle that by the time I got there it looked like my parents brought a child raised by dogs with them. Once there I would sulk and kick the pew in front of me. Once the minister come over to correct me and I bit his hand. After the second incident of biting they never attempted to take me again. The general assumption was that any child that didn't' want to go to church must be possessed. Of course, what else could it be.

Ministers got bit.

Doctors got kicked.

Ones inner child is hugely knowing...even if it doesn't know precisely what its knowing.




We are all here to learn life's lessons..........hopefully these fellow human beings have learned a useful lesson! Some will not and will no doubt go around again..........

The first and best piece of spiritual advice I was given that has never once failed me ever was "People can't be told, they have to be shown."

This I thought initially was in regards to my own path in purpose. Don't talk, gargle on, blather, orate, lecture, verbalize ....just show people .

Now I am seeing it in a different perspective. People can't be told, so THEY WILL be shown not to listen to what other's are TELLING them. Or at least begin employing some discernment skills.

I think I will go ponder with spirit what happens when they can't be TOLD OR SHOWN.

Some get stuck in the same pattern, life time after life time, it goes back generations for many.
They lose their power somewhere along the way, or give it over to others,
and they forget they have choices to do anything differently than what they have always known.

Being the daughter of a Christian minister, i know a little of this battle, from the inside.
I was 9 when i made a serious stand against going to church, i never recalled feeling ok with it.
So much of it made no sense , the worst of which was the hypocrisy, as Dad was also violent towards us.

That day i said no, my family tried to drag me by my hair into the car but
i managed to win that battle and it was the last time i ever went to church.

But I guess thats why they "embed" us into these families, to break the patterns from the inside,
a bit like the white hats , i suppose. Shamanic practices talk about healing ancestral lineages,
breaking the patterns, and i found many answers in that pathway. It just makes sense.
And i have done much journeying on my families behalf to transmute these patterns of abuse and destruction.

It's insidious and at times it seems like an endless battle to transmute this stagnate energy,
but the rewards are great when you see the energies shifting.

I 'm only starting to accept my family back into my life.
They have finally stopped trying to control me, and are learning to respect my boundaries.
It's been a very long road, but forgiveness and learning to transmute these dense trapped,
angry energies was the way through this tricky, life lesson, for me anyways.
But dealing with this in the physical, face to face, was pointless i found, dangerous even.
Why i went looking for more creative solutions.
And spirit always has a way of coming up with the perfect solutions.

9eagle9
24th May 2011, 15:30
When people in the medicine communities launch into these sorts of destructive things, other members conduct an intervention. Where one is told 'Set it down, and go get some help before you ever work with another person again." And they don't. The are prevented by any means possible of ever spreading their lunacy around until they get some help. Its called looking out for your community.

I'm not sure why Christians don't.

Turn the other cheek I suppose.





Besides the woman who attempted to kill her children.....

A while back I had some real anger issues with Christianity, and I got over it and managed to take a more bemused attitude.



the woman grew up as a member of Herbert W. Armstrong's cult called the 'Worldwide Church of God' which under Armstrong had nothing to do with Christ nor Christianity but was all about Armstrong tricking members off their money so Armstrong could live a lavish life in leisure while preaching doom n gloom with British Israelism


the core of the problem is not Christianity but individuals without integrity that trick the gullible and the uninformed for their own selfish reasons

such people can call themselves what they want and hide their nature behind names

but they will eventually be called out... and put aside for destruction ; )

Carmody
24th May 2011, 15:50
Besides the woman who attempted to kill her children.....

Well I guess thousands of people had their pets euthanized as well.



I can't believe that 'people' take this stuff that seriously. That just boggles my mind.

The only good thing to come from this is that their 'faith' in such nonsense -- is torn.

Carmody
24th May 2011, 15:53
he will say he was off by a day and claim the tornado was the start and remind everyone this is just the beginning and will continue until October 21st, his expected end date...

http://www.accuweather.com/blogs/news/story/50013/massive-tornado-outbreak-in-th-1.asp

"The greatest threat of tornadic activity Tuesday lies from Oklahoma City to Wichita..."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaLiVaWQD7w

Rocky_Shorz
24th May 2011, 16:47
but then again...


Large swarms of locusts have laid waste to vast tracts of northwest China's Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region, with authorities expecting the plague to worsen as the weather heats up. The locust plague began in the pastureland of the Ili River Valley and Taer Basin in late April, said Wang Xinchang, an official with the animal husbandry bureau in Tacheng Prefecture, on Tuesday. "Locusts have infested nearly 100,000 hectares of pastureland in Tacheng Prefecture," he said. As the summer heat persists, the situation might still worsen next month. At least 400,000 hectares of pastureland could become infested, he said. Xinjiang's regional headquarters of locust and rodent control said an estimated 15.7 million hectares of pastureland would suffer from the locust plague this summer. The local governments in Ili and Tacheng have stepped up monitoring of the plague and have launched a pesticide spraying campaign to stop it spreading. Xinjiang has more than 100 kinds of locusts, one of the major menaces to the health of its grassland. It has a history of using chickens, ducks and other birds to fight the insects... link (http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/woalert_read.php?cid=30864)

RedeZra
24th May 2011, 19:23
Its called looking out for your community.

I'm not sure why Christians don't.

Turn the other cheek I suppose.



I have noticed your early inexplicable aversion with Christianity and I'm not going to explain it ; )

What I will say is that Christianity knows it has an Archadversary while most people are not aware that they have this Adversary too

there is an Adversary of not only Christianity but of Humanity

this sounds like Bible talk I know... but it is true ; )

there is cancer in the body of Humanity and it's not called Christianity

9eagle9
25th May 2011, 03:56
You don't need to explain it. I know wheres and whys of my aversion is.

I agree Christianity is just another symptom of hidden illness, of the greater adversary. So is New Age thought for that matter.

Rocky_Shorz
25th May 2011, 05:14
well new age is actually gnostic, so really ancient...

I think it is more your generality, remember many of us are Christians so you touch us with your anger with no understanding why...

it is just as easy to just say religions, which puts each and every one at fault without hurting friends... beliefs go deep, and if not for being in a forum most likely something you wouldn't say to someone face to face because you would read the hurt in their eyes...

when I swing I make it a wide one, but I prefer giving hugs...

9eagle9
25th May 2011, 11:59
New age is composed of beliefs, gnostic relies on source information, not from the mouths of others.

Of course the powers that be have pushed to pollute gnostic with new age precepts, so they have a lot more people serving them in an indirect fashion. No longer under the guise of Christianity or other rigid vlaues but under the guise of a false gnosticism.

The gnostic person frequently retreats for weeks and months at a time to hear no voices but their own. I very seldom ever see the New Age shut up.

New Age is like the Whore of Babble-on, a new belief burping up everyday, folding over on itself and creating more density. A construct or rather a Tower of Babble-on.

If one wants wants to make an issue about an honest admission of anger why should it affect anyone if you are centered in the right place? That is laying the responsibility for your failure to balance yourself on the shoulders of others. Gnosticism shows remember, how to balance logic and emotion.

I very well would say it to someone's face, obviate the truth that religion new or old has been among the most destructive vehicles on this planet.

The anger is based on creating more density even as others attempt to want to set some baggage down and become lighter.

I see your judgement. It doesn't affect me either, I won't take responsibility for your emotions.

People are so seeking some truth quite forgetting that the truth hurts sometimes. So one experiences a little pain...in seeking the truth.

I don't understand how people who can't cope with their junk on the material world, think they are going to fair any better when venturing out into the perils and pitfalls of the otherworldly.

RedeZra
25th May 2011, 16:29
Religions are really legacies of what we call God realized beings !


such souls will always attract a following and so sects arise and some grow into a religion

charismatic cheaters will also attract a following and out of envy pride and deciet might badmouth the legacies of true God realized beings


sometimes the human caretakers of the legacy make mistakes

and even the legacy of a God realized being is not spared the humiliation of infiltration and subversion by adversaries




there is a battle going on

of this we can be sure

as it bleeds through to us


what side are we on

Rocky_Shorz
25th May 2011, 19:28
local gatherings of like believers isn't bad, that is what gives communities strength...

I don't care if they gather to stand on their head until they fall over...

as long as they leave happy knowing they aren't alone in the world, isn't that what really matters?

That is religion, short and simple...

Rocky_Shorz
25th May 2011, 19:48
one day, a group of one foot hoppers meet the head standers...

both know the only way to enlightenment is through their methods, so which one is right?

the answer is neither

regardless of the method, the outcome will be the same...

but the arguments keep growing, until the unimaginable happens...

a child listening to adults argue started laughing...

they all looked as the child stood on her head and started hopping with one foot...

looking at each other smiling they realized the truth and hugged each other...

that my friend... is God

Carmody
13th June 2011, 00:25
well new age is actually gnostic, so really ancient...

I think it is more your generality, remember many of us are Christians so you touch us with your anger with no understanding why...

it is just as easy to just say religions, which puts each and every one at fault without hurting friends... beliefs go deep, and if not for being in a forum most likely something you wouldn't say to someone face to face because you would read the hurt in their eyes...

when I swing I make it a wide one, but I prefer giving hugs...

I'm not originally christian, but my parents decided to get us in there to see what might happen.

I was kicked out the church (and choir) for belching out the hymns.

The other day I saw a bracelet with the 10 commandments on it, one thingie for each commandment. I was kinda boggled that someone somehow needed to be told what ethical behavior was. That's what blows my mind.

However, not all involved in Christianity are like that. I wish those people who do know better would take a stronger stance. Then this reflects back on me, for example, and my ignoring local politics. Rocks and glass houses and all that.