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Did You See Them
10th July 2019, 15:50
WTF !

El Paso, Texas | A man who was arrested by the FBI Yesterday has confessed to kidnapping and sexually assaulting several dozen people while using costumes, drugs, and special effects to have his victims believe they had been abducted by aliens.
73-year old Arnold White was arrested after a joint investigation led by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the El Paso Sheriff’s Office and the El Paso Police Department.

Originally interrogated about 4 crimes committed in the region in the 1990s, the retired trucker confessed a total of 79 kidnappings across California, Nevada, New Mexico, and Texas over a period of 40 years.

Mr. White confessed to using a mix of hallucinatory drugs containing LSD and PCP to subdue his victims, before approaching them and carrying them inside his truck to assault them.

In order to confuse his victims even more, he had set up the inside of his truck to look like an operating room and would wear an alien costume.

FBI spokesman Darrell Johnson described the abuse that the accused afflicted to his victim as extremely disturbing.

“He would insert fingers and objects in their various body cavities. He had even created his own sex toys designed to look like alien tools and medical instruments.”

According to Mr. Johnson, most of the victims were loners and marginals, a fact that helped Mr. White evade arrest for so long.

“He chose victims who were gullible and might fall for his traps. Several of his victims were actually ufo investigators he found hanging out around Area 51 or Roswell.”

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-man-admits-kinapping-79-people-to-anally-probe-them-while-disguised-as-an-alien/?fbclid=IwAR3F93hGpg2fq9FAAPXEF_o5nw9i31Ry0iLdMX4TUXItbc3tk6cPqzqQRPc

Mod note: Thread title changed to reflect the satirical nature of the content.

ichingcarpenter
10th July 2019, 16:02
World News Daily: World News Daily Report is a satirical fake news website,

Did You See Them
10th July 2019, 16:05
Thanks for the heads up - so no truth in it at all?

Intranuclear
10th July 2019, 19:23
Errrmmm, so when you go to the main website: https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/

Scroll to the bottom and see this:


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jebrenham
12th July 2019, 16:29
Is Texas a UFO hotspot?

AutumnW
12th July 2019, 18:19
Is Texas a UFO hotspot?

I have to ask what your definition of hot spot is in lieu of the subject matter!:ROFL:

jebrenham
13th July 2019, 20:35
That's gross. :bigsmile: