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TomKat
20th January 2021, 00:28
Here are some humorous, derogatory descriptions of the 12 sun signs from my personal observation, followed by some random observations:
Aries the sneaky thief
Taurus the true believer
Gemini the game player
Cancer the non-descript
Leo the braggart
Virgo the opportunist
Libra the manipulator
Scorpio the friendless
Sagittarius the brilliant but crazy
Capricorn the humourless
Aquarius the fantasist
Pisces the grifter
random observations:
Scorpios drink too much
Virgo and Pisces women are extra feminine
Libra men too often gay
Aquarius women too often lesbian
Libra women the most promiscuous
Scorpio women like to wear men's clothes
Aries and Scorpio have large heads
Geminis and Leos make good actors
Scorpios can't resist the cheap shot
Aquarius men have anger issues
Some people are more like their opposite sign or a different sign in their same element
Leo is the most likely extrovert to be sexually faithful
Libra and Aries are the most shallow
Libra and Leo have a lot of courage
Aries is brave for a minute or two
People tell Sagittarians their secrets
Terrible dictators are often Taurus
Serial killers tend to be Pisces, Gemini or Sagittarius (3 of the 4 mutable signs)
Virgo and Cancer are the most common sun signs
Aquarius and Sagittarius are the least common sun signs
Virgo and Pisces are the most psychic signs
You will never find a Taurus who doesn't LOVE music
Earth and Water signs have more money than Air and Fire signs
Sagittarians notice things nobody else does
Game changers tend to be from mutable signs (Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces, Gemini)
Aquarius and Sagittarius are the least materialistic, so Aquarius + Sagittarius = broke
Marriages of opposite signs last forever, but feel like it too
Capricorn and Virgo men tend toward misogyny
Aries knows everyone, tell an Aries and you tell the world
Nenuphar
20th January 2021, 01:08
That was fun - some of these made me laugh out loud! I had to look up the word, "grifter" (I am a Pisces). Not accurate. LOL!
Feminine and psychic...perhaps, but I wonder if I would be perceived by others the way I perceive myself.
"Serial killer" is nowhere on my list of aspirations. Yikes. :p :ROFL:
TomKat
20th January 2021, 02:12
That was fun - some of these made me laugh out loud! I had to look up the word, "grifter" (I am a Pisces). Not accurate. LOL!
Feminine and psychic...perhaps, but I wonder if I would be perceived by others the way I perceive myself.
"Serial killer" is nowhere on my list of aspirations. Yikes. :p :ROFL:
I'm a Pisces too. Why I know so much about Scorpio :-)
iota
20th January 2021, 02:28
me three ...
i was born on feb 29
sharing a bday with Tony Robbins
and yes ... serial killers
the bday of the ONLY (known) female serial killer Aileen Wuornos and Richard Ramirez
rather serious folks ..
:Angel:
TomKat
20th January 2021, 03:19
Pisces can rationalise anything and believe their own lies better than most.
Sue (Ayt)
20th January 2021, 05:06
Sagittarius the brilliant but crazy
uhhhhh - yup
https://media.giphy.com/media/q5ZGrl0J65ivu/giphy.gif
Lunesoleil
20th January 2021, 10:45
I'm a Pisces too. Why I know so much about Scorpio :-)
I have my Sun in Scorpio and the why I know Pisces well.
For a woman, it is necessary to know the position of the Moon, which will describe her much more than the position where the Sun is located, which will rather describe the kind of male partner she attracts. Not all Scorpios are alcoholics, see the conjunction, square, Sun / Neptune, Moon / Neptune relationship. the most seductive in my opinion are the Libra / Scorpio, Sagittarius / Scorpio mix. To really belong to a zodiac sign, you need at least three planets including the Sun in this sign ... notice to amateurs ... I don't think there is a better sign than another, it goes beyond the position of the Sun to which we must add the position of the Moon, the ascendant, Mercury, Venus, Mars ... I lived with a Pisces, I know this sign well ... But that's not enough, because there are plenty of Pisces, Scorpions ... ect differents.
We are all unique and this is what gives strength to the astrology that I practice. There are no good guys or bad guys, what do we do with our qualities and our faults ...
TomKat
20th January 2021, 13:15
I have my Sun in Scorpio and the why I know Pisces well.
Yes, Pisces can tolerate Scorpio better than most.
For a woman, it is necessary to know the position of the Moon, which will describe her much more than the position where the Sun is located, which will rather describe the kind of male partner she attracts.
A Scorpio woman with, say, a Virgo Moon, will usually still look and act like a Scorpio, not like a Virgo. She may read a lot of books though :-)
the most seductive in my opinion are the Libra / Scorpio, Sagittarius / Scorpio mix.
Yes, for sure. Pure Scorpio is too self-involved to be very seductive.
Lunesoleil
20th January 2021, 14:25
And the Moon Tomkat, in which sign with you?, To understand the kind of woman who attracts you?, If conjunction with a planet to indicate it, thank you
At home, my Sun in conjunction with Neptune, so obviously I fish Pisces. I have an attraction for artists in general, I can defend their cause. In my family, I know a Pisces teenager who has been taking an antidepressant since he was very young because of his extreme sensitivity. I think this was a mistake, because it was enough to develop these artistic abilities and today would have become aggressive. Since 2011 there is Neptune in Pisces, it is also drug by drugs. A father who never thought of working weekends in addition to his work during the week. His mother was an alcoholic and deceased and my sister who accepted this situation, preferring her own son Virgo (moon conjunction Venus) completely abandoned Pisces who for him his mother-in-law in social services ...
Pisces are often the breadwinner of the family. I also have a Pisces sister who never really evolved , with a Scorpio Moon.
... And the young Pisces, he was educated by a Scorpio sister with a Gemini Moon ...
TomKat
20th January 2021, 21:45
And the Moon Tomkat, in which sign with you?, To understand the kind of woman who attracts you?, If conjunction with a planet to indicate it, thank you
At home, my Sun in conjunction with Neptune, so obviously I fish Pisces. I have an attraction for artists in general, I can defend their cause. In my family, I know a Pisces teenager who has been taking an antidepressant since he was very young because of his extreme sensitivity. I think this was a mistake, because it was enough to develop these artistic abilities and today would have become aggressive. Since 2011 there is Neptune in Pisces, it is also drug by drugs. A father who never thought of working weekends in addition to his work during the week. His mother was an alcoholic and deceased and my sister who accepted this situation, preferring her own son Virgo (moon conjunction Venus) completely abandoned Pisces who for him his mother-in-law in social services ...
Pisces are often the breadwinner of the family. I also have a Pisces sister who never really evolved , with a Scorpio Moon.
... And the young Pisces, he was educated by a Scorpio sister with a Gemini Moon ...
Sag, but why are we talking moon signs all of a sudden?
Lunesoleil
20th January 2021, 23:02
Sag, but why are we talking moon signs all of a sudden?
There is no Sun let alone the Moon. In the beginning, the Sun lights our days and the Moon lights our nights. To get to know an individual as well as possible, we study the soli-lunar cycle, the conscious part the Sun for the man, the Moon for the woman and the unconscious part the Sun for the woman and the Moon for the man. Only be based on the Sun, it is not astrology, it is the horoscope of madam and mister everyone, written in magazines, listened to on the radio, to distract people, ... The position of the Sun and the Moon conditions a cycle in an increasing or decreasing phase depending on the position of the Moon before or after the Sun. The position of the Moon is more important in Indian astrology than the position of the Sun. With Solar Astrology we have 12 horoscopes versus 144 with Lunar Astrology. I practice Soli-lunar astrology ...
TomKat
20th January 2021, 23:52
Sag, but why are we talking moon signs all of a sudden?
There is no Sun let alone the Moon. In the beginning, the Sun lights our days and the Moon lights our nights. To get to know an individual as well as possible, we study the soli-lunar cycle, the conscious part the Sun for the man, the Moon for the woman and the unconscious part the Sun for the woman and the Moon for the man. Only be based on the Sun, it is not astrology, it is the horoscope of madam and mister everyone, written in magazines, listened to on the radio, to distract people, ... The position of the Sun and the Moon conditions a cycle in an increasing or decreasing phase depending on the position of the Moon before or after the Sun. The position of the Moon is more important in Indian astrology than the position of the Sun. With Solar Astrology we have 12 horoscopes versus 144 with Lunar Astrology. I practice Soli-lunar astrology ...
I wonder if there are Sun in Scorpio people who prefer to identify with their Moon sign because of all the bad press that Scorpio gets? :-)
Lunesoleil
21st January 2021, 12:51
Caricature is not astrology ...
TomKat
21st January 2021, 23:29
Caricature is not astrology ...
Sun signs aren't caricature. Look at the success of same-element partnerships such as Lennon/McCartney (Libra & Gemini), Jagger/Richards (Leo & Sagittarius), Henley/Frey (Cancer & Scorpio), Mann/Weil (Aquarius & Libra). As well as opposite signs such as Egan/Rafferty (Libra & Aries), Gilbert/Sullivan (Scorpio & Taurus). In fact most successful partnerships are between two compatible signs even if not opposite or same-element, e.g., John/Taupin -- Aries & Gemini.
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Child or teen best friends tend to follow the same patterns.
Matthew
22nd January 2021, 23:18
Complicated and have anger issues? Oh wait, the evidence is against me. Always enjoyed sun signs without taking it as a belief, but that said, I've sometimes been able to tell who is a Gemini. My most significant friends are Leo, polar opposite to Aquarius. My Leo friends get on too - bonus. The opening post was so funny I thought for a second you might be a Sagittarius by your own description, but you said you are a Pisces :) - love the thread
TomKat
23rd January 2021, 16:14
Complicated and have anger issues? Oh wait, the evidence is against me. Always enjoyed sun signs without taking it as a belief, but that said, I've sometimes been able to tell who is a Gemini. My most significant friends are Leo, polar opposite to Aquarius. My Leo friends get on too - bonus. The opening post was so funny I thought for a second you might be a Sagittarius by your own description, but you said you are a Pisces :) - love the thread
I changed Aquarius from complicated to fantasist, because Aquarians tend to fantasise about being famous. But failing that, they are generally content with a 9 to 5 job (Saturn co-ruler) that is slowly driving them insane :-)
My moon sign is Sag. As a Pisces, I've had a lot of Virgo friends and girlfriends. In astrology, opposites are like flip sides of the same coin. Pisces is known for being psychic, but Virgo often puts us to shame, with their precise focus.
Ernie Nemeth
23rd January 2021, 16:19
How does a Pisces and Cancer on cusp of Leo fit into your paradigm?
Matthew
23rd January 2021, 16:27
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I changed Aquarius from complicated to fantasist, because Aquarians tend to fantasise about being famous. But failing that, they are generally content with a 9 to 5 job (Saturn co-ruler) that is slowly driving them insane :-)
Awww shame. I think I am a fantasist but not about being famous. Being famous sounds dangerous. The closest I got was being played on a big British music radio station and it was only fun for about 3 seconds before I started fighting panic attacks :lol:. Or perhaps I do fantasise about being famous but simultaneously loath the idea because I'm complicated... actually, this figures 🤣🤣
TomKat
23rd January 2021, 20:11
How does a Pisces and Cancer on cusp of Leo fit into your paradigm?
Not sure what you mean. Sun in Pisces? What is on Cancer/Leo cusp? Moon? Ascendant?
Ernie Nemeth
23rd January 2021, 20:34
Sun signs as a fit for relationship?
TomKat
23rd January 2021, 22:13
Sun signs as a fit for relationship?
Well Pisces and Cancer are the same element, Water. Should be very compatible. Cusp of Leo might prove a little bossy, but for a Pisces, kind of a nebulous target, it won't have much effect. For extreme compatibility, look for a woman with Pisces moon.
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