Spiral
30th December 2022, 21:11
I'm probably going to make a hash of this but hope I can get the gist of it across.
Swimming has come up a lot in recent days for me, memories, stuff in films etc and it got me thinking and remembering.
All mammals can swim without being taught except humans, because they think (wrongly) that they can't swim unless taught how to, which is ridiculous, because we naturally float.
When I was a little boy (I've rather unfashionably maintained the same gender for 56 years) people tried to teach me to swim, gave up on me & then caught me leading another small boy across the bottom of the deep end of the swimming pool. At which point I had to explain my experiment and why I could cross the pool underwater without being able to swim.
They had told us we would drown if we couldn't swim, this suggested we were heavier than water, so I reasoned that if I could hold my breath for two minutes (this became a fascination) then I could go gown the steps on all fours, cross the deep end to the other steps and back up, which I did and so did my pal.
The teachers saw this & didn't know how to react, so they showed basic swimming strokes next, you were supposed to do these while clinging to the side of the pool but I just went off down the pool, because how else am I going to know if
it works ?
At some point they then taught about treading water, another nonsense, why waste energy when you can lie on your back and just breathe ?
The interesting facts about all this is that it applies to many other facets of life, we really need to reappraise so much, because sometimes our brains and "rationality" serve us very poorly
Swimming has come up a lot in recent days for me, memories, stuff in films etc and it got me thinking and remembering.
All mammals can swim without being taught except humans, because they think (wrongly) that they can't swim unless taught how to, which is ridiculous, because we naturally float.
When I was a little boy (I've rather unfashionably maintained the same gender for 56 years) people tried to teach me to swim, gave up on me & then caught me leading another small boy across the bottom of the deep end of the swimming pool. At which point I had to explain my experiment and why I could cross the pool underwater without being able to swim.
They had told us we would drown if we couldn't swim, this suggested we were heavier than water, so I reasoned that if I could hold my breath for two minutes (this became a fascination) then I could go gown the steps on all fours, cross the deep end to the other steps and back up, which I did and so did my pal.
The teachers saw this & didn't know how to react, so they showed basic swimming strokes next, you were supposed to do these while clinging to the side of the pool but I just went off down the pool, because how else am I going to know if
it works ?
At some point they then taught about treading water, another nonsense, why waste energy when you can lie on your back and just breathe ?
The interesting facts about all this is that it applies to many other facets of life, we really need to reappraise so much, because sometimes our brains and "rationality" serve us very poorly