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Bill Ryan
30th July 2023, 14:52
This is a serious question. :P It's actually quite a good one, which I've never seen discussed. It's representative of dozens of other such questions, such as do ETs


Play competitive sports?
Compose great music, poetry and prose?
Do synchronized swimming?
Do ballet, or ballroom dancing?
Act in movies or plays?
Wear fancy dress, or clown costumes?
Play jokes and tricks on one another?
Make cartoons and memes?
Have pets which they love?
Hug one another when they meet?
Admire the beauty of sunsets?

Please do share your thoughts, or maybe some other questions like this which may be worth pondering. :flower:

Mercedes
30th July 2023, 15:05
I think that for the most part they do not have a sense of humor, then again I can very well be wrong.

Yoda
30th July 2023, 15:06
This is a serious question. :P It's actually quite a good one, which I've never seen discussed. It's representative of dozens of other such questions, such as do ETs


Play competitive sports?
Compose great music, poetry and prose?
Do synchronized swimming?
Do ballet, or ballroom dancing?
Act in movies or plays?
Wear fancy dress, or clown costumes?
Play jokes and tricks on one another?
Make cartoons and memes?
Have pets which they love?
Hug one another when they meet?
Admire the beauty of sunsets?

Please do share your thoughts, or maybe some other questions like this which may be worth pondering. :flower:

It all depends how deeply you identify with your ET roots.
Yoda

wondering
30th July 2023, 15:06
I think humor is one of the great qualities of Divine Consciousness, so I have no doubt ETs delight in playing tricks on one another, but the outcome would always be joyful and not harsh in any way. I also think there is a sacredness in physical contact, so that speaks for itself, but then I think these beings would be much more aware of their Oneness so perhaps there is less need for physical contact....I hope not! 😊

grapevine
30th July 2023, 15:32
Maybe the ETs we're seeing are really AI, in which case can "personality" be programmed in? As an aside, I was doing a little digging around on personality earlier, ie. whether it's inherited or dictated by life events, and this is what one entry said:

"Children inherit eye color, skin pigmentation and vulnerability to specific illnesses from one or other parent, and they inherit specific personality traits in the same way. Personality is wired in, and no quirks of upbringing will change it"

Presumably then, the other traits on Bill's list are also inherited - pre-supposing the ETs are actually born and not made. If we're ever to engage in full contact with beings from other places, it'll be essential to find some familiar ground with them and personality - ie their likability factor - will play a huge part in any acceptance or integration.

Mark (Star Mariner)
30th July 2023, 15:36
Do they have sex, and if so how does that work, and what does it look like?

(forgive my brain for going straight to sex but hey, whatcha gonna do...)

Isserley
30th July 2023, 15:39
Haha serious question indeed :ROFL:

Do aliens do anything the way we do it?
And of course not all of "them" are the same so this discussion is a generalization.. It made me think of this :chuckle:

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Isserley
30th July 2023, 15:52
Do they have sex, and if so how does that work, and what does it look like?

(forgive my brain for going straight to sex but hey, whatcha gonna do...)

Some of us don't have it. :ROFL: Sex is overrated anyway :chuckle:
But when it comes to aliens, I always imagned it as in mating scene from the movie Species

mizo
30th July 2023, 16:07
Do ET's do stand up comedy...

Well if they did I'd expect it to be like

An Alien went to the opera to see Aria51
The reason Aliens don't visit Earth to often because it only has a 1 star rating
E.T. read a book on anti-gravity He just could not put it down
If an alien has no eyes is he called an Alan?

I'll stop there before I get banned :Avalon::shielddeflect:

grapevine
30th July 2023, 16:40
Do they have sex, and if so how does that work, and what does it look like?

(forgive my brain for going straight to sex but hey, whatcha gonna do...)

Some of us don't have it. :ROFL: Sex is overrated anyway :chuckle:
But when it comes to aliens, I always imagned it as in mating scene from the movie Species

OMG Isserly, I just YouTubed that scene - gross!!!

O Donna
30th July 2023, 16:47
Made of the same star dust
In a real way, we are all ET

Having said that if by ET the reference suggests advanced knowledge, abilities, characteristics etc.

Well...

That's a worthy muse.

Along those same lines…. will AI develop such abilities over time? (Pinocchio says hello)

Does being terrestrial bound have properties that foster the humanities? Limitation magnifying the apparently inconsequential into something more?
Liken to having the descent of one sense/ ability such as blindness with another rising in its place.

Perhaps an ET’s degree of exposure to earthen environment brings out certain latent abilities in ‘them’ as well.

Casey Claar
30th July 2023, 16:56
This is a serious question. :P It's actually quite a good one, which I've never seen discussed. It's representative of dozens of other such questions, such as do ETs


Play competitive sports?
Compose great music, poetry and prose?
Do synchronized swimming?
Do ballet, or ballroom dancing?
Act in movies or plays?
Wear fancy dress, or clown costumes?
Play jokes and tricks on one another?
Make cartoons and memes?
Have pets which they love?
Hug one another when they meet?
Admire the beauty of sunsets?

Please do share your thoughts, or maybe some other questions like this which may be worth pondering. :flower:

The ETs I have interacted with are compassionate ( each in their own way ), caring and intelligent, they are very good at showing me the humor IN certain situations I get myself into, they understand humor, but I would not go so far as to say they makes jokes. This said, "fun" is a concept they are well aware of, they do know how to create and have fun. They admire the beauty in everything, they meld thought, weave energy and otherwise merge in ways most cannot yet understand ( rather than hug, per se ), some do have what we call pets, they are entirely creative, attire can be incredibly important to some of them, music and poetry I feel is universal.

Bluegreen
30th July 2023, 17:23
Quoting off the top of my head from a wide range of books and interviews talking about a number of different races, who cannot all be expected to share the same traits … (Much of this literature (not all) deals with the Greys, who we now believe are drones or robots of some kind.)

Do ETs have a sense of humor?
No. The closest thing would be a finely tuned sense of irony.

Compose great music, poetry and prose?
No. Multiple sources say they are amazed and a bit jealous of humans' ability to make something out of nothing. One report has them making a mash-up of sounds from different planets and stellar locations. Another says while they put no great stock in music, they “enjoy” what would be called easy listening rock.

Do synchronized swimming? Do ballet, or ballroom dancing?
No. They don't understand why humans will spend hours doing something that has no end result or quantifiable benefit. They try to put their children in a learning environment 100% of the time, with a focus on mathematics and science. While we might argue that there is a benefit to, say, learning how to dance, they don't see it that way.

Act in movies or plays?
No. Sitting in one place watching a bunch of people pretending for two hours would be a complete waste of time. They are mystified by the whole profession of “acting” and want no part of it. A documentary might hold interest.

Hug one another when they meet?
Likely. It is widely reported they have families that function much like our own.

Play jokes and tricks on one another?
No. The funniest thing to a human is the sight of another human falling down. They don't see the humor in this.

Admire the beauty of sunsets?
Yes.

Sunny-side-up
30th July 2023, 17:52
ET's I would say yes, many are from earth and had just moved away, but aliens, who could say.

But yes they have a sense of humor, why else would they keep coming here :)

SEX, well we have all heard of walk-ins 0.o

Pets Hmm? some seem to have susquatch and maybe the odd human or two.

I'm sure many are very much like us with our ways, but some ?

Denise/Dizi
30th July 2023, 17:58
I think that for the most part they do not have a sense of humor, then again I can very well be wrong.

Actually I believe that some of them are quite funny!

Matthew
30th July 2023, 19:16
A tick list of how close to human they are?

Bet it varies. I remember Charles Hall saying the tall whites don't have pets and it's us who have a closer connection to animals than they do. Something like the tall whites exterminated all their animals.


Play competitive sports?
Is animal 'play' a type of competitive sport? I bet this is considered primitive.

Compose great music, poetry and prose?
Wham! is great music by it's worldwide commercial success and critical acclaim. Or are we asking if they like music from the higher status tiers like classical music, because our social classes are probably considered primitive. I remember from Charles Hall something like the tall whites liked some soft-rock, and used to gather to watch Charles dance to Mick Jagger.

Do synchronized swimming?
As much as they do Morris Dancing, which some might, but I bet the tall whites don't. Do they do synchronized flying though? I expect they do.

Do ballet, or ballroom dancing?
They should try it.

...

Do pet dogs do those things do any degree? How much is mammal behavior? I guess it depends on species because our world is socially buoyant like other mammal's worlds.

JackMcThorn
30th July 2023, 19:40
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyager_Golden_Record

Wouldn't you like to suppose they would send an explorer craft with a medium indicating some of their culture? Instead of just crashing into earth periodically at the amusement of the military and at the expense of their personalities.

Earth's Greatest Hits.

I wonder if they sent another long range craft, what would they include as the best of humanity? We are a bit worse for wear but they probably thought that back in the 7o's.

Adi
30th July 2023, 19:51
I have no basis to support my supposition in answer to the question but, I think ET's advanced cognitive capacity probably cancels out any need or usefulness for primitive human like activities. I imagine their minds are so astonishingly evolved that activities which bring pleasure to human beings, simply are not conducive to the advanced cognition of an ET. I imagine the ET mind (as I think of it) might be so advanced, so bizarre, that we cannot truly understand at the human level of thought.

I must heavily quality that my answer is indicative of my own stereotypical ET.

Mark (Star Mariner)
30th July 2023, 20:03
I've read more books over the years that I can possibly count on Ufology. I have a life-long interest in the topic, and as an experiencer I'm searching for my own answers too.

It doesn't bother me that all our "evidence" of ET cultures is purely anecdotal. When I share my own experiences, that's anecdotal too. Knowing (in my own mind) that they were very real, I can't rule anything out.

Given the size of the universe, I think the answer is yes to all the questions in Bill's list. And why not? I think it would be rather egotistical of us to suggest we invented stand-up comedy, or that over X billions of years and across X quadrillions of planets/planes/realities it has never been done/thought of before. Why should such a concept be exclusive to humans?

-- humans are probably not even exclusive too Earth --

I think, personally, everything has been done before -- somewhere. Absolutely everything. "There's nothing new under the sun", as they say.

One alien race has always intrigued me. It's relevant here because something of its culture was revealed in the case. This doesn't come from Reddit or 4Chan but the archives of Tim Good.

The case was written up in detail in one of his books. I'm recalling this from memory, so forgive any inaccuracies.

The race was encountered in India, mid-twentieth century I think. The beings looked Indian in appearance -- same skin tone -- and were exceedingly beautiful. They were seen and encountered by many people on the sub-continent, very often in city ghettos, walking in the very worst, most impoverished areas. Story goes they went around handing special "pills" to the homeless and destitute; what was in the pills no one knows. But, allegedly, one of these pills would cure many ills, and it satisfied hunger and thirst for days. It's implied they were on a humanitarian mission and saved many lives.

From what I recall, this ET group came from a star system near the galactic core. Their night sky was dense with stars and was very bright and beautiful. They lived in a gleaming utopia, far in advance of us. In temperament, as much as looks, they were very human: they laughed, they sang, and they loved like us. This race may in fact have been a genetic cousin to humanity.

And sport. Apparently sport was a big thing on their world. There was one particular sport that involved entire communities, with thousands of people taking part. I think it involved a ball, much like sport on earth, but don't recall the details. I need to look it up again. This race had contact(ees) on Earth at the time. What happened to them, whether they departed Earth or are still around, I'm not sure. But this case was researched and examined by Tim Good, one of the foremost ufologists of our time, and for many decades. So it's not to be brushed aside.

Very interesting if nothing else.

🛸

ZenBaller
30th July 2023, 20:21
Yes, I believe they do all those things. Probably differently. Whatever we have here is a manifestation of a higher dimensional archetype.

Kryztian
30th July 2023, 21:30
Yes, aliens have a sense of humor.

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RatRodRob...RRR
31st July 2023, 03:06
Do ETs......

Have more than two genders
Identify as a cat
Allow their children to mutilate their bodies
Support same sex marriage
Allow abortions
Have jails
Like satay chicken



:noidea:.......... RRR

RatRodRob...RRR
31st July 2023, 03:14
Do they have sex, and if so how does that work, and what does it look like?

(forgive my brain for going straight to sex but hey, whatcha gonna do...)

.................................................................................................... ...................................................................

Yeah they have sex, but its in tablet form and lasts for a week, they call it "Pillin"..............Lol

Dont know what it looks like and dont wanna know.

One thing i do know is that they spend alot of time cutting their finger nails, cause you know, cause of "probing".

RRR

Rawhide68
31st July 2023, 06:30
This is a bit creepy I get goosebumps thinking about it.

I had a dream that I was inside a huge spaceship, and for some reason they walked me down to a compartment in the ship were they had a table tennis table, and they wanted me to show them how to play table tennis 🙄.
Anyway this was a short gray, and he hardly got the hang of it, even though I played like against a child.


dream ended. but I remembered it, because it was so bizzare.

A week went by, and I was visiting a friend I hadn't seen for years in south of Stockholm, when I walked by a storefront window with an alien holding a table tennis racket!
What on earth !...

I posted a photo of it in this forum, back then, under Synchronicity.

PS I only played table tennis as a child, I'm definitely no expert in that sports.
DS

Vicus
31st July 2023, 10:45
There is something nobody mentioned here: passion!

We all know the poor poet/painter, street musician, indie whatever...
It could be interesting for" them" or repulsive animal instinct, but in this planet if you don't have it...you can not excel
in nothing!

Look around and everything you see was created by passionate men about something:

beauty, architecture, all arts, all science, sports, you name it...

Everything begin upon creativity (Archons don't have it!) then come the passion about!

That's why they are jealous...and if they continue to visit/studied us, is because they try to find the "formula" to
"use it" for them? or against us? who knows...

Don't let them foolish you with their technology gizmos or their supposed "advanced" spirituality?

what ? do you want to sing for all eternity OOOOOHHHHMMM... please...

On Earth we like it raw and real! that's the Game here! :p

Bill Ryan
31st July 2023, 12:32
I think that for the most part they do not have a sense of humor, then again I can very well be wrong.

Actually I believe that some of them are quite funny!There's a wonderful little story recounted by (I believe) Linda Howe many years ago. It might have been from her series of late 1990s interviews with a witness named Kewper/Stein, later the subject of Ron Garner's book Anonymous (https://www.amazon.com/Former-Agent-comes-Shadows-Brief/dp/1936517841) and also interviewed on camera (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c--gGcsc4aw) on his deathbed in 2014 by Richard Dolan.

According to Kewper/Stein, he attended an interview of a telepathic ET being (a typical 'gray alien') who was in a small room behind a glass screen. There was a military telepath who was conveying questions to the being posed by some of the military observers present.

One of those observers, a devout Christian, asked:
"Are you a Demon?"
The being walked up and down in his small room, looking at the ceiling, exasperated. He replied: (you can imagine a human doing this :ROFL:)
"Am I a Demon? Am I a Demon? He wants to know if I'm a Demon!!"

Matthew
31st July 2023, 12:52
...

One of those observers, a devout Christian, asked:
"Are you a Demon?"
The being walked up and down in his small room, looking at the ceiling, exasperated. He replied: (you can imagine a human doing this :ROFL:)
"Am I a Demon? Am I a Demon? He wants to know if I'm a Demon!!"


If how we are infuriates them, and they don't have the understanding to empathise, sympathise and rise above it, I'm hoping they'll stay away. Christians are amongst the worlds persecuted, although not where I am. The last thing the world needs is aliens joining in with that. There are some humans that act as if they are demons, reading Cathy O'Brien. It's part of our world and thankfully it's a frame of reference we have, although a desperate one.

Mercedes
31st July 2023, 14:43
I think that for the most part they do not have a sense of humor, then again I can very well be wrong.

Actually I believe that some of them are quite funny!
Really? You mean funny looking or...something else ?

Mark (Star Mariner)
31st July 2023, 15:02
I think that for the most part they do not have a sense of humor, then again I can very well be wrong.

Actually I believe that some of them are quite funny!

And maybe some are among us, plying their trade on Earth!

Kaufman was one odd fellow...

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Hamish
31st July 2023, 16:16
Hello,

If the other races in this universe and other universes and other dimesions don't do what Bill asked, well the Universe would be a very dull place.

Now, how cool would it be to see a typical looking gray, doing the moon walk in their dwelling and telling it's friends, family, earth just dropped Avatar 2 and off to watch it.

https://i.ibb.co/4f8VwLm/0085-Alien-Film-Night.png (https://ibb.co/QcPK7Vb)

Losus4
31st July 2023, 19:42
"How many human's does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"One... they haven't even learned telekenisis yet"

Denise/Dizi
1st August 2023, 15:00
I think that for the most part they do not have a sense of humor, then again I can very well be wrong.

Actually I believe that some of them are quite funny!
Really? You mean funny looking or...something else ?

No, honestly I mean humor funny...

I have had telepathic communications with a few... And they, while quite analytical, know your thoughts and emotions, often times before you do... And they react to them... They will say things, or do things that will make you stop in your tracks and laugh out loud... Really, I had to learn ways to explain to others, who could not hear them speaking to me, as to why I was laughing...

From their technologies they have, and telepathic abilities.... to their quick wit, they can be hysterically funny... For example, one day I was traveling in our truck, with my husband... I had been having them communicate with me for months... While waiting at an intersection red light, a lady walked into the cross walk to cross the street... She was dressed to the "Nines" meaning, she was very beautifully dressed, and was really "Stopping traffic"... I looked over to my husband to see if he had noticed her... And sure enough, his attention was focused in her direction. I can't say that I blamed him, she was a beautiful lady to be appreciated...

Suddenly, the stereo in the car flipped stations.. I have lived in this town my entire adult life and know that this is not an area with competing radio station waves... You could drive to the next city before another station may interrupt the music you are hearing... And it wasn't THAT the station changed, but what it changed to, that caught my attention, and made me burst out into laughter... The song was forwarded to the beginning where Sir Mix-A-Lot says "I like big butts".... @ approximately 30 seconds in, this is what I heard....,

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It was no "Coincidence".. And I will never forget that day for just that reason... And they did things like this the entire time they were communicating with me... He never even noticed the abrupt change of stations, much less the song that was playing, but I couldn't ignore it, it was hysterical!

And Matthew wrote this....

If how we are infuriates them, and they don't have the understanding to empathise, sympathise and rise above it, I'm hoping they'll stay away. Christians are amongst the worlds persecuted, although not where I am. The last thing the world needs is aliens joining in with that. There are some humans that act as if they are demons, reading Cathy O'Brien. It's part of our world and thankfully it's a frame of reference we have, although a desperate one.

I just want to say... even though they are different than many of us, in many ways they are much like us... They can sympathize and have empathy... Not all of them are "robotic drones", and just like humans, we are a mixed bunch, as they are as well... And I do not know why you get the impression that one interaction implies that we infuriate them.... Sounds to me like that et was offended personally.... and rightfully so.

As far as people calling them demons... If you look to the old historical images of demons, this is not the paintings you will find... And the historical references are so vague, that truly, although it is a valid question, I think anyone who is not what is historically known as a "Demon" would get offended if referred to as such.... Just as any human would not like to be considered hostile or warlike, if they were peaceful loving humans...

Cathy may be right when she suggests that many humans act as if they are Demons... But one person cannot be the judge of all other species based upon their own limited interactions... And because we have been groomed to not believe alien life exists, what else would we call someone that supposedly doesn't exist, but rather hides in the shadows like some illegitimate child???

And many have nothing to compare them to... So they go for the worst in historical reference, because they have nothing else to pull from. Historical references of Demons, are those images of horned beings that always seem to be plaguing humanity in paintings... Beings that look somewhat reptilian, or genetically twisted.... No two looking quite alike... Like a bad science cloning project gone awry...

If you were to meet a grey, and jokingly, they identified themselves as "Greyface" because they knew that was what we called them? Would you laugh? Because I did... To me that is an attempt at humor, and it "Landed"... I got the joke...

I think it is dangerous to catagorize anyone or any living creature as "One thing" merely because of a trait another of their species or lineage has... Or because those that talk of such taboo subjects only experienced the negative situations... I would hope that everyone would wait and form their own opinions after having their own interactions with the "others", before deeming them as anything...

If you want to read something interesting, Edgar Mitchell, upon learning the truth about alien existence, started FREE... And when he did, they polled many contactees about their interactions with et... Many suggested, if given the chance they would interact with them again, and that it was a pleasant experience... And I added my own vote for the same result...

I had a reptilian suddenly appear in my bedroom one day... And he didn't scratch walls, or try to scare me, but instead, he sent my mind the message.. "I am keeping my mouth closed so as to not frighten you".. He (I just knew it was a male somehow)... turned his head from side to side to show me his appearance, as I was curious, and then he just vanished... I was not afraid, I was curious... He wanted to show me whom I was speaking to... In a safe and considerate way... And after that interaction, I would have happily been willing to walk beside that individual without fear he would ever harm me...

So one must take into consideration that there is all kinds of personalities in every species... Listening to only those that are openly talking about it, can be very misleading... But that's my opinion. I just wanted to share positive interactions as that was all I have ever experienced.... And take some of the fear and dread away from the subject... It's not all bad... I hope people give these beings a chance until they prove otherwise... They are as individual as you or I..

Heart to heart
1st August 2023, 19:59
Bill, I have just been checking some of the ET information received and came across this.

We were communicating with a being who said he came from the planet IXOLT.

“We do have pets, though totally unlike yours, and there is only one kind. Smaller than a dog but larger than a mouse. They are blue, pink or green!”

So there you have it!

Heart to heart
1st August 2023, 20:16
And a little follow up to the last post!

These words were from ET Yarvanitia

“My name means STAR IN SPACE which meant I was to spend my life travelling from one planet to another. We are given names that determine what we do in life. We came in peace, and to show this we made energy marks and circles in your fields: the circles are to show the shape of our ships.

We are like you in many ways. We live far longer and do not age like Earth people.

WE DO NOT REQUIRE ENTERTAINMENT AS THIS IS A WASTE OF ENERGY.

So that answers the question from one planetary system out there among the stars🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

Bluegreen
2nd August 2023, 00:44
Many report extraterrestrials as having much longer lifespans than ours.


Play jokes and tricks on one another?
No. The funniest thing to a human is the sight of another human falling down. They don't see the humor in this.

What they might not get is, it only becomes hilarious when we see the person hasn't been hurt. Then we laugh. And we are laughing at something much grimmer. Cheating death. It is always a delight to see that it can be done.

Delight
2nd August 2023, 01:34
Humor comes from the soul through the heart to the lips. Comedy is a sublime communication of the absurdities of experiencing being human. I have been listening to Roseanne Barr. I believe she is an alien doing standup. She is "alien" to the beliefs held in the collective. She connects into the REAL (we are spiritual first. We are souls in form). We don't recognize ourselves through all the labeling beliefs we project onto our experience. We are down in the dumps and we actually addicted to being a victim or persecutor or savior. It is SERIOUS BUSINESS.... no fun. We have the baseline in our deep structure all that will make a person weep in anguish. We actually treasure pain and hold on tight to tragedy

People have bizarro tendency to believe the baseline of experience is to suffer. People have adopted the self image of being a child of sorrow.

Humor can upend the mass of tragedy and stir it around. Laughter can actually RELEASE tragedy.

Laughing literally jiggles the self image. IMO the children of sorrow choose seriousness. They believe in it with all their might. Sometimes a child of sorrow begins to release the beliefs and begins the journey of the child of joy. Knowing how FUNNY the world is a hallmark of a child of joy.

Stand up rifts on experience. Our experience literally is materialized by our expectations. People who make us laugh at ourselves bring in a bigger POV. Laughing is because we are heart open. One can look at oneself with the gaurd down. When she shares what she has synthesized one often laughs because she communicates being a soul.

We are souls. All souls could do stand up IMO.

Denise/Dizi
2nd August 2023, 02:18
Roseanne Barr, in my opinion, is a very brave woman... She came onto the scene as a comedian when many were really putting women comedians on the map, but she was different. Many either loved her or hated her... (Her character)...And what really stunned me was that mot believed that while in character, that was really "Her"...

Yes it was... And much of her sitcom acting was scripted... Her jokes were just that, written to hit a cord with humor and boldness. But when she speaks now, I believe it surprises many people that she has something real to say... Sadly most believe a Job indicates who a person truly is...

Roseanne is a trailblazer in so many ways in my opinion... And a very talented individual... Whether you like her characters or not, she is now speaking out on real issues, with real importance... Many are too afraid to do that.. I am sure she is a hero to many too afraid to speak the truth in her industry..

Sorry... Back to topic...

DNA
2nd August 2023, 03:31
We laugh at illusion and the cracks we begin to see the truth through.
Someone once said a good joke is usually ten percent truth.

That's why humor is so censored now.

I think the UFO contact books from Wendell Stevens would be a good place to look for the answer to this question.

UFO Contact from Acart
And
UFO contact from Iarga

Are two cases where the folks in question come from cultures slightly ahead of our own and who's cultures still share many similarities to our own.

I will say this.
There are organized parasitic spiritual forces who wish to feed on life regardless of what planet you are on.

Forces ignoring universal reincarnation and the guidance provided by advisors on the other side.

It's not a religious thing but certain universal rules are understood lest one corrupts ones natural resistance to these forces.
Lying corrupts and as such there are folks who understand that and try their best not to.
Lying is something so common in earth culture still and that seems not to be so common else where.
Curious that such a small detail can make such a big difference.

Mike Gorman
2nd August 2023, 07:43
I think it is true that Humor is one of the cardinal signs of intelligence, Irony and even 'Slap stick' indicate a playful spirit, ET beings are bound to have a good sense of humor, it must be so!

Agape
2nd August 2023, 13:08
Living in what you may call microgravity type of environments as many advanced civilisations do including space travels makes some people ( aka ETs) float around,
swirl in space and perform various ecstatic movements - almost like dance- sometimes involuntarily but while you are on flight, you’re actually advised to perform as few involuntary movements as possible ..

Physical activities such as practiced on Earth in form of physical sports and competitions do not make sense to most ETs

but I’m sure at least some of them practise kind of yoga and chi-gong or tai-chi
that requires even minimal space and energy expenditure.

What’s humor in humans : neural signalling firing almost simultaneously from different parts of brain crashing together , creating a sparkling “joke” on the crash site of colliding “meanings”,
while chemical factory -humour - is needed to sustain the sparkles you create otherwise , of course, your brain may keep joking of itself on dry ( so to say) to the point of damaging some of its important pathways.

So humor or some kind of substance is required to keep you in the “state of humor” humans classify as “entertainment” of any kind and most ETs I know of do not drink alcohol or depend on substances for their sustenance but they may have been few ETs incarnating on Earth who spent their “human life” compensating for being human and doing all they “can’t do at home” but one can’t put a finger on it.

I think that in the best and most benevolent case they’re kind but very serious.


Imagine what kind of art could human mind create if ...

•if it was free from physical suffering
•if it did not depend on food or other substances for sustenance

To some, that state of existence and art would appear as very beautiful but to many earthlings it would appear either too complex, so also boring or even tasteless.

Perhaps terrestrial chemistry of Life after millions of years of cultivation offers the greatest amount of various living substances,
worth testing ?

Or could it be a specific molecule ( something like “DMT” but I’m really making this bit up now) they’re looking for in order to rejuvenate their own population ?


I likewise won’t add further deliberations in risk of being banned ( typical fear any ET may have acquired on countless trespasses round the Galaxy ).


“About the second time we have crash landed here on the verge of large jungle we were greeted by unevenly looking people somewhat like us who laughed so loudly ..
we had to return”.

🙏😷🙏✨

apokalypse
3rd August 2023, 03:13
those are interesting and good questions...i don't know about have Movies because ability to see parallel universe at same time but thinking about it they could have create Movies or Play like Matrix for training/education purposes..biggest example is us in this earth, we got bored or whatever reason entering Matrix on earth and individuals acting out in a role being asshole family members or whatever.

if they watching individually on us then could this be privacy issue? me and you being watched without knowing.

Vicus
17th July 2025, 20:40
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yep... :cantina:

Bill Ryan
17th July 2025, 23:02
:bump::bump::bump:

This was a serious thread — with a comical title, that might have been misunderstood by some! :) — all about the difference (or similarities?) between the culture of ETs and that of humans.

Johnnycomelately
18th July 2025, 06:17
Good question, Bill, especially your broad frame for the comparison, beyond the title question.

I think it would depend on how good or unselfish the ET races are.. We might say how “evolved”, but that would neglect that many probably stopped their descent into darkness way earlier than most earthlings.

What I’m getting at, and I’ll use the example of comedy, is that we are contrarian. Standup comedy is an outlet for that. I think its nature is essentially to stoke againstness, from resentment to defensiveness to pot shots, right up to hilarious predatory thought.

If we imagine alien races’ mindset, say concerning humor, we do it with our understanding of mindsets and humour. A little like what Yoggi Bera said, “Predicting is hard, especially about the future”.


Not sure if this short movie clip (1:32) checks any boxes, but I laughed. I’ve been kicked in the nuts, but never by a alien who just meant “goodbye” lol.

Scary Movie 3 Alien Scene

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Irminsül
18th July 2025, 11:42
This is a serious question. :P It's actually quite a good one, which I've never seen discussed. It's representative of dozens of other such questions, such as do ETs


Play competitive sports?
Compose great music, poetry and prose?
Do synchronized swimming?
Do ballet, or ballroom dancing?
Act in movies or plays?
Wear fancy dress, or clown costumes?
Play jokes and tricks on one another?
Make cartoons and memes?
Have pets which they love?
Hug one another when they meet?
Admire the beauty of sunsets?

Please do share your thoughts, or maybe some other questions like this which may be worth pondering. :flower:

Several witnesses shared that at the La Aurora ranch, between the 1970s and 1990s, there was a particularly “extraterrestrial” being who was very playful and mischievous. Why do I put the term in quotation marks? Because the local contactee, Ángel María Tonna, explained that all the extraterrestrials who manifested there had been human in their most recent incarnation.

In the case I’m referring to, this being was Nicolás, who had been a nurse in his last life. In addition to healing people on several occasions, he was known for his sense of humor and even played pranks on some of the visitors who came to the ranch.

This is a unique case because we’re talking about an extraterrestrial who had been human in his last incarnation. But it also ties into the topic of the thread and even raises another intriguing question: can humans reincarnate as extraterrestrials, or vice versa?

Here I’m sharing a photo of how they say Nicolás looked.


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Merkaba360
18th July 2025, 12:16
It scares me to think about coming back and reincarnating as a super serious, stale and rigid person. I hope I never need to experience that lol.

It is strange to me how there are so many people that aren't really funny or are afraid to be playful and silly. I'm not afraid to act like a goofball and the small children love it. I can't imagine not having a sector of my brain constantly monitoring and scanning my experience for various humorous takes on the situation. lol Its strange how some people almost dont want to be funny.

On the one hand I'd say that certain evolved beings wouldn't use certain kinds of humor that are a bit rude or something. Yet, when everyone knows they are infinite beings and their form and conditions are not them, then everyone can laugh at themselves and their imperfections no?

If their experience isn't as good as a mushroom trip, then I'm not sure how evolved they are. Cuz practically everything is hilarious from that state. Things you'd never laugh at can have you dying of laughter for 20 min. Unless thats only a unique experience for us since going on the trip is like the first few hours after our death transitioning to a higher frequency. Is it the higher frequency state of mushrooms that makes it so hilarious or is the shifting that gives a temporary experience of extreme humor.

Similar to how transitioning into human form brings great wonder and playfulness that wears off as we age. hmmm.

Open Minded Dude
18th July 2025, 13:07
I remember from Robert Monroe's books that he described one encounter with an alien being on his UFO, seemingly in another dimension as it happened during astral projection. This being was a kind of resarcher of other races and collected data. It did so at that time with human comedy skits/shows/standups/movies for their database. They were really fascinated by the human concept of 'humour' as well as linked human emotions and situations, mostly of positivity, joy, laughter, joking, irony, etc. Don't know which book of his 3 works it was.

Agape
18th July 2025, 14:12
Message from ET, reminder of the Day.

"Whichever day, what ever numbers are or have been important to YOU , you are ALL of them , all the numbers stretching to infinity which includes nill.

Thinking of your self always as "somebody" is mostly a fault of your Mother and the Dinos Club .

Without the option of being ALSO NOBODY , you are then denying yourself the essential right to abstain from impersonating certain sequence .

It's only while we are "nobody" that is free of being "someone important" we are also free to liberate ourselves from the wheel chain . "


I think 😂, Bruce Lee said the same thing .

He only called it water.

Be like water, be nobody. This is the Way to approach Extraterrestrials ...

Edyta Radomska
18th July 2025, 14:24
If extraterrestrials look like this, I am determined to have immediate close contact.

:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:

Edyta Radomska
18th July 2025, 15:08
This post was translated from Polish, as I don’t speak English. Please forgive any mistakes.:ambis:

To me, discussions like this are just beating the air.
I believe we can only truly talk about ET humor once actual contact happens. And even then — as has already been mentioned — what might be funny to them will probably be completely incomprehensible to us.

Because humor, laughter, lightness — they come from shared experience and mutual understanding.
When you really know someone, that’s when you can joke and resonate together.

Personally, I can joke about anything and with anyone — and I truly believe that good energy builds bridges above all divisions.
For me, that is the essence of contact. Not theory — but relationship.

— Edyta 🌹

Vicus
18th July 2025, 15:27
If extraterrestrials look like this, I am determined to have immediate close contact.

:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:

Typical earthling female ...(that's why the story's with Nephilin or whatever the name was ,Anunaki and the rest...)

Now Irminsül show the female version in same "dress"... ;)

Because I'm a typical earthling male...

9ideon
18th July 2025, 15:46
Always imagined when Aliens run into a Human, that same Human starts smiling with a huge grin they execute it immediately, must freak 'm the feck out.

ExomatrixTV
19th July 2025, 13:57
This is a serious question. :P It's actually quite a good one, which I've never seen discussed. It's representative of dozens of other such questions, such as do ETs



Play competitive sports?
Compose great music, poetry and prose?
Do synchronized swimming?
Do ballet, or ballroom dancing?
Act in movies or plays?
Wear fancy dress, or clown costumes?
Play jokes and tricks on one another?
Make cartoons and memes?
Have pets which they love?
Hug one another when they meet?
Admire the beauty of sunsets?


Please do share your thoughts, or maybe some other questions like this which may be worth pondering. :flower:

Does my cat


Play competitive sports?
Compose great music, poetry and prose?
Do synchronized swimming?
Do ballet, or ballroom dancing?
Act in movies or plays?
Wear fancy dress, or clown costumes?
Play jokes and tricks on one another?
Make cartoons and memes?
Have pets which they love?
Hug one another when they meet?
Admire the beauty of sunsets?

Mostly not, yet my cat has a profound effect on my life in so many ways! ... Maybe aliens will say something similar about humans, doing things that make the list of questions look somewhat pale in comparison? Knowing my cat is truly loved & changed me for the better in so many ways, we should see the role of humans (the good part, that is, of course) to aliens having other gifts we do not have.

cheers,
John 🦜🦋🌳:cat:

Russian Bear
19th July 2025, 19:11
This is a serious question. :P It's actually quite a good one, which I've never seen discussed. It's representative of dozens of other such questions, such as do ETs


Play competitive sports?
Compose great music, poetry and prose?
Do synchronized swimming?
Do ballet, or ballroom dancing?
Act in movies or plays?
Wear fancy dress, or clown costumes?
Play jokes and tricks on one another?
Make cartoons and memes?
Have pets which they love?
Hug one another when they meet?
Admire the beauty of sunsets?

Please do share your thoughts, or maybe some other questions like this which may be worth pondering. :flower:

These demons who pretend to be aliens have been living since the creation of the world, they know more than we can imagine. Of course, they know all the earthly crafts of humanity and they are professionals in this. Celebrities sell their souls to the devil to get their talent to be the best, for example, in music or in something else, even to write poetry... Everything that you listed, they know all this very well.
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The Man Who Sold His Soul to The Devil - Robert Johnson. A popular musician who learned to play so quickly that no one could believe it, because everyone knew him well and what he was capable of. The demons helped him.

But in reality they are very cruel and even hate each other, at a low level they curse among themselves, this is their language of communication, they taught people this too.

They have little time left, they will burn in the fiery Gehenna together with the devil and his hell.

So Uncle Joe needs to arm himself with prayer and holy water because they are everywhere. Semi-material entities.