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ktlight
26th May 2011, 10:14
FYI:


The TSA wants you know that should you express any kind of dissatisfaction at having to be prodded, groped or forced through a radiation firing naked body scanner, you will be treated as suspicious.
Even if you merely frown or display any other negative facial expression at the prospect of having your private areas frisked by a uniformed government employee, you will be considered irregular.
The agency has now deployed dozens of “behavioral indicator officers” at 161 airports across the nation, trained to “SPOT” (Screening Passengers by Observation Technique) dissenters.
The TSA states:
“Behavior detection officers are screening passengers for involuntary physical and physiological reactions that people exhibit in response to a fear of being discovered. TSA recognizes that an individual exhibiting some of these behaviors does not automatically mean a person has terrorist or criminal intent. Individuals exhibiting specific observable behaviors may be referred for additional screening at the checkpoint to include a handwanding, limited pat down and physical inspection of one’s carry-on baggage.”
So next time you’re fondled by a hairy 400 pond stranger, remember to smile and look pleased. Do not grimace or display any form of discomfort or you may be prevented from flying altogether. You could even be placed on the TSA’s domestic extremist watch list, and rightly so.
Remember this is ” yet one more challenge the terrorists need to overcome in attempt to defeat our security system.” It is not aimed at everyday Americans in any way.

source to continue
http://www.prisonplanet.com/not-enjoying-tsa-grope-down-is-a-suspicious-activity.html

Carmen
26th May 2011, 10:23
All that nonsense is a good reason to stay at home!

Lord Sidious
26th May 2011, 10:25
I doubt they would need a PHD in psychology to detect my displeasure.
A very loud ''jam it up ya clacker'' should leave them with no room for error. :p

ktlight
26th May 2011, 10:26
I doubt they would need a PHD in psychology to detect my displeasure.
A very loud ''jam it up ya clacker'' should leave them with no room for error. :p

Lord Sidious, you do really make me laugh.

Fred Steeves
26th May 2011, 13:36
I doubt they would need a PHD in psychology to detect my displeasure.
A very loud ''jam it up ya clacker'' should leave them with no room for error. :p

Sounds like you're prepared to go to jail if need be Rob, I certainly was when my wife and I flew round trip to Chicago a couple weeks ago. I was NOT prepared to stand down and watch her get felt up. Like Kenny Rogers says, "sometime ya gotta fight when you're a man".


Cheers,
Fred

Providence
26th May 2011, 15:43
I doubt they would need a PHD in psychology to detect my displeasure.
A very loud ''jam it up ya clacker'' should leave them with no room for error. :p

Amen!
LOL

Lord Sidious
26th May 2011, 23:11
I doubt they would need a PHD in psychology to detect my displeasure.
A very loud ''jam it up ya clacker'' should leave them with no room for error. :p

Sounds like you're prepared to go to jail if need be Rob, I certainly was when my wife and I flew round trip to Chicago a couple weeks ago. I was NOT prepared to stand down and watch her get felt up. Like Kenny Rogers says, "sometime ya gotta fight when you're a man".


Cheers,
Fred

I am descended from irish fenian bastards, what do you expect?
It might take more than a few to get me in a jail too! :cool:

conk
27th May 2011, 17:09
Perhaps we should all have loud, mock orgasms while being patted down. "oooooh, a little to the right, yeah baby. TSA rocks my world".