Inner Peace

[Lord Sidious]

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started & hadn't finished, then I finished off a bottle of Vodka, a bodle of Baileys, a botle of wum, a pock of Prungles, an a boc a choclez.
Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feeel now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss

[The One]

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started & hadn't finished, then I finished off a bottle of Vodka, a bodle of Baileys, a botle of wum, a pock of Prungles, an a boc a choclez.
Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feeel now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss

lol you funny Wunny

[Kerrigan]

bwahaha thank god for Lord Sidious! <3

[pickle]

Priceless! :)

[Lord Sidious]

I didn't even get to the Jack Daniels!

[Tane Mahuta]

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started & hadn't finished, then I finished off a bottle of Vodka, a bodle of Baileys, a botle of wum, a pock of Prungles, an a boc a choclez.
Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feeel now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss

Me too, aRm lukin fur inna pisss!

[shijo]

I prefer when you type like that Sith Lord, much easier to understand....

[The One]

I was walking over thills tuther day and bumped into yonmon,He said did you see watchamacallit on your way over thills,I said no lad but it will b rete.Then someone approached us and we went bushack.,We ran off and said by heck what a load of codswallop that was.

[<8>]

Inner peace and the great Lord Sidious have started the thread. What is on his heart? this i must see! Is he out from the box? Maby he never was in a box! Well i know he is allways funny. This was the things spinning in my head.:P

You are right on track my friend. Thanks for making us laugh..:)

[Carmen]

Thats sooo funny. Nothing like a good laugh first thing in the morning. Thanks LS

[Warlock]

I didn't even get to the Jack Daniels!

So you really didn't finish.
Oh well, tomorrow is another day.

Warlock

[Mike]

well you've inspired me Rob. i've started in on the last of my sausage and HelluvaGood cheese, and i'm also knocking back the last 3 guinness' i had left over from last night. thank you for your guidance, oh wise one;)

[aranuk]

fot ra whuck yart ockin a boot ???

Satn

[ulli]

so since we all are here for the same reason... lets make world piss


just for the record:
this was an important post I made here.
Number 1111.

So do as I say:
mark my words,
read my lips
world piss!!!

[phimonic]

cheerz lord!

[Charlie Pecos]

Shay, were dud oll my fie titers go? Thish ishn't my emp, my emp, uhhh my palash!

Bbbbbbb, watch out fer shnow shnakes and eskimo bearsz!

[Calz]

I didn't even get to the Jack Daniels!

You'll need it for your hangover :dizzy:

[Carmody]

There's something about Lemon Gin..that is best left handled by ignorant teenagers.

[truthseekerdan]

Keep finishing that Jack Daniels, L.S., and then is ascending time... ;)

[WhiteFeather]

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started & hadn't finished, then I finished off a bottle of Vodka, a bodle of Baileys, a botle of wum, a pock of Prungles, an a boc a choclez.
Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feeel now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss

LMFAO That was awesome! Dude you are a Trip, to say the least. And A Bunk Drum, LoL

[Lord Sidious]

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started & hadn't finished, then I finished off a bottle of Vodka, a bodle of Baileys, a botle of wum, a pock of Prungles, an a boc a choclez.
Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feeel now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss

LMFAO That was awesome! Dude you are a Trip, to say the least. And A Bunk Drum, LoL

HEY!
I resemble that remark.
Or some s**t. :p

[ViralSpiral]

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♥ this fred!!!!!

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[toothpick]

Thanks sid for cracking a smile on my face this morning.
We all know that laughter is the best medicine.

toothpick

[oceanz]

Inner Peace - dunno about that but methinks you'd see the 'inner piece' of the toilet the next morning...

[Calz]

Inner Peace - dunno about that but methinks you'd see the 'inner piece' of the toilet the next morning...

Which is why you want a Jack chaser ...

[Lord Sidious]

Inner Peace - dunno about that but methinks you'd see the 'inner piece' of the toilet the next morning...

I only ever had one hangover in my life because I mixed wine and spirits.
I don't drink wine.

[Lord Sidious]

I see you there Gaia.
Come back, we want you here.

[loveandgratitude]

This is for all of you ...........those that love some............... inner peace. This is so funny, I know none of you would act like this, that is mixing beer and wine.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw

[Fred Steeves]

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♥ this fred!!!!!

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Hey hey hey, don't drag me into this, I'm not so unattentive as to leave a half bottle of booze lying round unfinished.

[finally there!!!]

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started & hadn't finished, then I finished off a bottle of Vodka, a bodle of Baileys, a botle of wum, a pock of Prungles, an a boc a choclez.
Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feeel now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss

Sounds like you just had an irish breakfast lol

[ExHaLaTiON]

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started & hadn't finished, then I finished off a bottle of Vodka, a bodle of Baileys, a botle of wum, a pock of Prungles, an a boc a choclez.
Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feeel now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss

that would definitely give you some inner peace, rofl.

[Kronuise]

Nice way to brighten the day, already sent several texts with this, thanks!

[Ammit]

Lord Sidious.

Wow man, thank you so much for lightening my day, I came home from work after a really **** day and saw this, cheered me up no end.

Blessings

[Lord Sidious]

Glad to see some of you avalonuggets getting a laugh.
Laughter is actually a great form of medicine.

[Lord Sidious]

I still have that Jack Daniels in the cupboard.
I could use some inner pish :p

[ktlight]

I still have that Jack Daniels in the cupboard.
I could use some inner pish :p

After all this time, LS? Or did you replenish since?

[Lord Sidious]

I still have that Jack Daniels in the cupboard.
I could use some inner pish :p

After all this time, LS? Or did you replenish since?

When I was in the army, I was on the verge of alcoholism.
I hadn't drank till I got there and that isn't the place to learn.
I gave it up totally, but then one day, I figured that was avoiding the problem.
So, I took up drinking again and beat it by force of will.
Now, I like to have Jack Daniels in the cupboard or fridge and not drink it.
I have some now and then, but I wouldn't even have one premixed can of JD and cola per month.
I enjoy it more now than I ever have and I beat the addiction.

[ktlight]

I absolutely get it, LS.

[Eagle]

If I cannot laugh at the stupid things I do intelligently, then how can I laugh at the intelligent things that stupid people do.
Just sayin!

[Mansid99]

Lol. Where will we be without bit of humour and laughs.