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ktlight
2nd August 2011, 11:32
"Pythagorean theorem: 24 words.

Lord's prayer: 66 words.

Archimedes' Principle: 67 words.

10 Commandments:179 words.

Gettysburg address: 286 words.

US Declaration of Independence : 1,300 words.

US Constitution with all 27 Amendments: 7,818 words.

EU regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words."

Lord Sidious
2nd August 2011, 12:02
There was this guy.
He was in search of wisdom and he heard about a wise man that lived on a mountain. (Yeah, yeah, I know, stow it.:p)
So, he locates this mountain and scales it to find the wise man, which he does.
The wise man asks him why he came?
The guy says he is looking for wisdom and asks the wise man to define it for him.
His answer?
''Brevity'' ;)