Here and Now...What's Happening?

[Calz]

Sometimes I feel so irrelephant


http://i.imgur.com/AyjrP.png


What treachery is this????

The Queen feeling like the ear of an elephant???


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Must be a secret Halloween code of some sort.

Men ... on your toes ... something is afoot.


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[Heyoka_11]

Men ... on your toes ... something is a foot.

:yo: man Cal, you are herbey promoted to the rank of Commander.

Heyoka has other things to do...................

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[Calz]

Men ... on your toes ... something is a foot.

:yo: man Cal, you are herbey promoted to the rank of Commander.

Heyoka has other things to do...................




Rut ro ...

It appears as though after dinner is served ... the Ladies will win by default ...


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[PurpleLama]

Man, Calz, that's tough, the supreme commander has abandoned you to your fate. I don't even know if any of my magic faery sparkles can save you from an elephant eared ulli.

I guess it's leftover calz on the morrow. Cannibalism doesn't really bother me so much. I look forward to grokking you buddy, in fullness.

As they say, dem's da brakes.

Hgw_RD_1_5I

[Marianne]

Oh Lordy, you guys ... is it healthy to laugh this much last thing at night? I can see you men have way too much time on your hands ... may I suggest K.P. duty... we have ears to chop up and clown meat to slice. Heyoka, you're in charge.

[Playdo of Ataraxas]

Boo! Happy Samhain everyone!

[ViralSpiral]

Men ... on your toes ... something is afoot.


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Yes, what is it? Today feels different.

My koala visitor has left and I am getting ready for a business trip to Holland. Its cold and dark. We havent had snow yet, which may mean a mild winter. I ♥ snow!!
Wonder how Modwiz is getting along? Should be near the end of his stay in his palace :)


Here some pics taken in my garden & village earlier this year.

http://i39.tinypic.com/2cnyqrt.jpg

http://i39.tinypic.com/5b7bjl.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/ohla43.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/jrtgsk.jpg

[Heyoka_11]

may I suggest K.P. duty... we have ears to chop up and clown meat to slice. Heyoka, you're in charge.


Sorry Sis, but this picture of Cal's.......


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..............has me totally grossed out.


http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck06.gif


I do not think that I am up to it!

[Lisab]

Here and Now cold and wintry but sun is shining. Little one still has a day left of his hols so were off up to Dylan Thomas's and my favourite park. The trees are beautiful in there and parts of the park, like the stream that flows through, are dedicated to his memory. x

[Marianne]

Lisa, know you are going to enjoy your time in the park with your little one!

VS, love your snowy photos. As for what's afoot/in the air, I don't know ... went to astrodienst to see if I noticed anything astro-related for us all, but only found this cartoon which will have me laughing all morning:
http://www.astro.com/im/col/miki42_e.jpg

I hope your business trip goes better than the one depicted here.

[Calz]

Many thanks, there, ol' Calz!

But, I gotta tell ya, I always was more of a:

6p307WSTFRE

Doesn't get any better than Jimi jammin' :neo:

ulli is partial to the "other" Jimmy (Page) ... tough call ... ***NO*** not another decision!!! :decision:

[Calz]

Here and now ... yes again it is almost time for beddy bye ... ain't it amazing how that always happens????

Body tired ... work is done ... wife at work and kids at school ...

Miller time (although a glass or two of red wine is preferable to spuds).

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Anyhoo ... just to show I am not whistling dixie (June Critter has that covered quite nicely anyway) here are my first two contributions to the Blues Thread I started some time back.

You got it ... Jimi and Jimmy ...

In the mood for some jams??? Have the best.


http://projectavalon.net/forum4/showthread.php?30841-Music-Thread-Blues-Baby


GcNDuBFpU9Q


Bkjv9SscotY

[Marianne]

Nighty-night, Calz! Good to see your sense of humor is still intact.

[Calz]

Holy Smokies oh great Tyrant of The Tides of Tremendous Testimony To Telegraphed Tweeted and Twisted Testosterone.

Looks like more skeletons are being spilled from closets ...


http://projectavalon.net/forum4/showthread.php?33775-Hey--k--a


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I'm doing my bit of research but is there any stories or legends of a Heyokha spirit returning, maybe using a vulnerable person?


What??? And you are trying to dump the Commandership of the Men in the Holy War upon my shoulders while you go have some personal quality time????

Oh ... the pain ... the pain ...

[PurpleLama]

I think Tony might have some splainin' to do.

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Men ... on your toes ... something is a foot.

:yo: man Cal, you are herbey promoted to the rank of Commander.

Heyoka has other things to do...................

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So, who is the woman in the picture supposed to be????

Hmmmmm....

[ulli]

I'm really busy right now so please talk amongst yourselves.

[PurpleLama]

Ok, Tony, just for the record, I didn't know what heyoka was until today, but ol' man Coyote had always been my friend. Who woulda thunk it? And here I was just a few days past telling you the importance of balancing reverence with irreverence.

[Heyoka_11]

Holy Smokies oh great Tyrant of The Tides of Tremendous Testimony To Telegraphed Tweeted and Twisted Testosterone.Looks like more skeletons are being spilled from closets ...

I tried Cal, I really tried...........but how the hell am I supposed to top that?
This is for you, :first: in recognition of your tireless work as the village bard.


I'm doing my bit of research but is there any stories or legends of a Heyokha spirit returning, maybe using a vulnerable person?

Vulnerable..........moi?


Man, Calz, that's tough, the supreme commander has abandoned you to your fate......As they say, dem's da brakes.

Not entirely PL, not entirely.


What??? And you are trying to dump the Commandership of the Men in the Holy War upon my shoulders while you go have some personal quality time???? Oh ... the pain ... the pain ...

Cal, against whom is this Holy War to be fought? Only once this question has been answered shall I consider taking up arms once again as the Supreme Commander. As for the quality time, you were looking at a man with a heavy burden.


So, who is the soman in the picture supposed to be????Hmmmmm....

PL, what's a Soman? The best I could come up with on the net was a "toxic nerve agent". Oh...........wait on! Now that I think about that, it may be a case of if the cap fits.............

Beat ya' to it haven't I Toots? :p


I think Tony might have some splainin' to do.

Dude, it ain't me. I ain't the big Kahuna! You'll need to locate the aforementioned vulnerable cat.


Sounds like a kewl guy.

Junebug, ulli, Sierra...........I hope you're reading this!

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(Just for the record, I have quoted lettherebelight somewhat out of context)


I'm really busy right now so please talk amongst yourselves.
Now where was it.............Agh yes! ............post #1703. I was hoping this would come in handy again. Thanks Junebug.....two birds with the one stone!

Hey Toots,

Is there some way that we can arrange for this to become a permanent state of affairs?

:pound:


Ok, Tony, just for the record, I didn't know what heyoka was until today, but ol' man Coyote had always been my friend. Who woulda thunk it? And here I was just a few days past telling you the importance of balancing reverence with irreverence.

Another one of life's little synchronicities? Maybe.........maybe not?

Back to you soon man. Lot's to mull over!

Now who was it who said I have too much time on my hands?

[Marianne]

Tony, listen well... you may not hear this from me again ... you're the best, well maybe 2nd only to Cal ... uh, possibly 3rd when PL comes into the picture... well anyway, we do so *LOVE* you, silly boy!

(you caught me in a vulnerable mood, a bad day ... so thanks)

[Heyoka_11]

Tony, listen well... you may not hear this from me again ... you're the best, well maybe 2nd only to Cal ... uh, possibly 3rd when PL comes into the picture... well anyway, we do so *LOVE* you, silly boy!

(you caught me in a vulnerable mood, a bad day ... so thanks)

Aw shucks big sis :girl_wacko:........thanks! :kiss: :hug:

Your kid brother reckons that you're the best too, well maybe second to ulli..uh, possibly third when Viral Spiral comes into the picture.

I shall have to attempt keeping you in a vulnerable mood, so that you are nice to me more often.

I don't know about the bad day though..........PM if you need to! :)


And it's getting late........so turn the Bay City Rollers off and get to bed!!

POST UPDATE!

No Marianne........get back up and look..........

500 posts! Woo Hoo!!
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But mom says ya' can't put the Bay City Rollers back on.

[Marianne]

It's payback time, Cal ... a song for the village. Ignore the mushy stuff ... you make us smile, giggle, and fall on the floor in a puddle of laughter.
DFIfGprGDRQ

[Marianne]

And it's getting late........so turn the Bay City Rollers off and get to bed!!
POST UPDATE!
No Marianne........get back up and look..........

500 posts! Woo Hoo!!
10990 10989 10988

500 posts ... is that all???? I'm up to 714 with this one ... oooh, those are 3 of my numbers, keep coming up all over the place for me. What does that mean? Nothing?? Oh, ok. >sitting down now<
'course, mine are mostly music vids and fluffy stuff. hehehe

[Calz]

It's payback time, Cal ... a song for the village. Ignore the mushy stuff ... you make us smile, giggle, and fall on the floor in a puddle of laughter.
DFIfGprGDRQ

Awe shucks JB ... making me blush :luv:

That was sweet (mushy stuff ignored :) )

[Marianne]

Cal, somehow it's hard to picture you blushing. hehehe

[Heyoka_11]

'course, mine are mostly music vids and fluffy stuff. hehehe

You are growing wise to my ways Toots, and have left me with nothing to come back on.

Spoiled sport! :p

[Marianne]

'course, mine are mostly music vids and fluffy stuff. hehehe

You are growing wise to my ways Toots, and have left me with nothing to come back on.

Spoiled sport! :p

Hah!! Truly a first! :dance3:

Oh, and a first here too, it seems: :first:

(Hey, are you just patronizing me??)

[Heyoka_11]

Hey, are you just patronising me??

Now what would I stand to gain by doing that Toots?

You are no longer welcome to the gold cup.

Look, I will gladly give you second place.............Junebug :second:



She'll smell a rat.
And she'd be right too! :p

Hey you down there.......Toots!

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.........Look up here!

[Marianne]

Hey, are you just patronising me??

Now what would I stand to gain by doing that Toots?

You are welcome to the gold cup.

Look, I will gladly take second place.............Heyoka :second:



She'll smell a rat.

Don't want the old cup now, if you're just going to give it away ... where's the fun in that???

[eaglespirit]

You ALL are the Best! ...and 'you can take that to the bank'...
if you can find one still open, that is : )

...and on a traveling note, I am blessed with love of family and friends in my life beyond words to express...but a short story I will share:

3 1/2 months ago when I came back to central MA to surprise my family with a visit on the 4th for a week I spent a couple days on the Cape at my daughters and created a small 'medicine wheel' in their backyard. My 2 granddaughters did offering ceremony there with me...I use tobacco and the 12 year old asked if she could use something else as she is into eating and living fairly healthy and natural and equates tobacco with smoking. So I said corn meal is appropriate and was used by the Natives too. So that is what my granddaughters happily used. The 4 year old asked, "grandpa, what do I do?"...and I said you simply place the corn meal in the medicine wheel with your heart..."grandpa, I can't take my heart out and put it in the medicine wheel!" : ) : ) : ) ...and I said,"Charlotte, just think of the feeling you have when you are smiling and hugging mom, You put that feeling into the medicine wheel and think thoughts of people and things that make you smile." And so we did that offering together and I said things of the nature that we are honoring and thanking the Indians that were here before us and how they respected the life and the nature and the land that was all around them and that all living things were sacred to them and so on and on...
Now to come to the now...during my current visit with them on the Cape, Me,my daughter, granddaughters and grandson(7 months old) went for a trail hike at a nature preserve nearby. As we were getting out of the car my youngest granddaughter asked if I remembered to bring the cornmeal : )...I said yes I have it with me.
When we were a ways on the trail into the woods I stopped and made an offering at an old tree nearby the path...Charlotte followed me and asked for some cornmeal...She took a handful and slowly placed it at the base of the tree and said "Thank You Indians!" ...and well, that about melted my heart : )
Love! Love! Love!

[Heyoka_11]

...and well, that about melted my heart

Melted my heart too. Thanks for a wonderful tale with which to wrap up my day.

You are so blessed to have both children and grandchildren to pass such wisdom onto, as they are blessed to receive it from you.

[PurpleLama]

Todays date is the same forwards and backwards. I don't see how those adhering to the numerology of the gregorian calendar failed to catch this one, or maybe they did and I missed it.

11 02 2011

[Cjay]

Todays date is the same forwards and backwards. I don't see how those adhering to the numerology of the gregorian calendar failed to catch this one, or maybe they did and I missed it.

11 02 2011

Not for those of us who use the dd mm yyyy date format, that would be 02 11 2011... but wait 18 days and it will be 20 11 2011

[Marianne]

You ALL are the Best! ...and 'you can take that to the bank'...
if you can find one still open, that is : )

...and on a traveling note, I am blessed with love of family and friends in my life beyond words to express...but a short story I will share:

3 1/2 months ago when I came back to central MA to surprise my family with a visit on the 4th for a week I spent a couple days on the Cape at my daughters and created a small 'medicine wheel' in their backyard. My 2 granddaughters did offering ceremony there with me...I use tobacco and the 12 year old asked if she could use something else as she is into eating and living fairly healthy and natural and equates tobacco with smoking. So I said corn meal is appropriate and was used by the Natives too. So that is what my granddaughters happily used. The 4 year old asked, "grandpa, what do I do?"...and I said you simply place the corn meal in the medicine wheel with your heart..."grandpa, I can't take my heart out and put it in the medicine wheel!" : ) : ) : ) ...and I said,"Charlotte, just think of the feeling you have when you are smiling and hugging mom, You put that feeling into the medicine wheel and think thoughts of people and things that make you smile." And so we did that offering together and I said things of the nature that we are honoring and thanking the Indians that were here before us and how they respected the life and the nature and the land that was all around them and that all living things were sacred to them and so on and on...
Now to come to the now...during my current visit with them on the Cape, Me,my daughter, granddaughters and grandson(7 months old) went for a trail hike at a nature preserve nearby. As we were getting out of the car my youngest granddaughter asked if I remembered to bring the cornmeal : )...I said yes I have it with me.
When we were a ways on the trail into the woods I stopped and made an offering at an old tree nearby the path...Charlotte followed me and asked for some cornmeal...She took a handful and slowly placed it at the base of the tree and said "Thank You Indians!" ...and well, that about melted my heart : )
Love! Love! Love!

ES, my heart is in a puddle ... I love your family stories! I use either dried whole corn, or cornmeal to thank the plant & tree spirits. Your grandchildren will remember grandpa when they see the medicine wheel.

How was the sweat lodge the other day? (smoke lodge? I forgot what you called it) I so wished I could be there too. Love that sort of energy. I am enough Cherokee that I could join the tribe here, but never have. Maybe you've inspired me.

[eaglespirit]

ES, my heart is in a puddle ... I love your family stories! I use either dried whole corn, or cornmeal to thank the plant & tree spirits. Your grandchildren will remember grandpa when they see the medicine wheel.

How was the sweat lodge the other day? I so wished I could be there too. Love that sort of energy. I am enough Cherokee that I could join the tribe here, but never have. Maybe you've inspired me.

Hi Junebug...Happy Wednesday : )

The Sweat Lodge was Beautiful...wonderful Female Energy...The Women's Nurturing Love is taking hold in these Changes as never before : )
...

Have You ever gone to any Cherokee gatherings?

The Cherokee are an integral part of my story...as that vision I shared here from ceremony in Peru showed me reversal of 'the trail of tears'...All Oneness Natives stepping out of their misery and taking hold of change in the now symbolized to me 'strongly' in that vision and that the unified actions of all tribes all around Mother Earth are now coming together.

Use Your Heart...maybe it is time to join the Tribe and integrate in the doings. I know Your Energy would be an 'uplift' beyond imaginings. Maybe just connect with Them any way You can make time or are able.

Aho!

[PurpleLama]

In the midst of the here and now, page 90, I have been driving to work, and once again have had the bald eagle in my neighborhood fly in front of me!

[Calz]

...and on a traveling note, I am blessed with love of family and friends in my life beyond words to express...but a short story I will share:




Thank you for sharing such a heartwarming story eaglespirit.

:thank_you2:

[Marianne]

Hi Junebug...Happy Wednesday : )
The Sweat Lodge was Beautiful...wonderful Female Energy...The Women's Nurturing Love is taking hold in these Changes as never before : )
...
Have You ever gone to any Cherokee gatherings?

The Cherokee are an integral part of my story...as that vision I shared here from ceremony in Peru showed me reversal of 'the trail of tears'...All Oneness Natives stepping out of their misery and taking hold of change in the now symbolized to me 'strongly' in that vision and that the unified actions of all tribes all around Mother Earth are now coming together.

Use Your Heart...maybe it is time to join the Tribe and integrate in the doings. I know Your Energy would be an 'uplift' beyond imaginings. Maybe just connect with Them any way You can make time or are able.

Aho!

Hi - no, haven't been to any Cherokee gatherings, but I identify strongly. I have a friend who belongs to the tribe and attends. I need to hook up with her.

Will go back and see your Peru ceremony again. Such a positive aspect to bring together that brokenness of the past into a beautiful whole.

The trail of tears ... my favorite flower essence maker (Green Hope Farms in Meriden, NH) has a flower essence by that name. I believe I need to get some, it's calling me. May be the thing to help me make a move.

Love and thanks,
Junebug

[<8>]

Hi my friends..

This is for your soul...Enjoy


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snYjAlvwiwA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snYjAlvwiwA

[Marianne]

Sitting waiting for meeting to begin at work...ugh...here we go

[Heyoka_11]

Sitting waiting for meeting to begin at work...ugh...here we go

Hey Toots,

When your meeting's over :lazy: you may like to revisit post 1777 up the page a little bit.

You shall have to earn that gold cup in future. :lol:

[Marianne]

Hey, are you just patronising me??
Now what would I stand to gain by doing that Toots?
You are no longer welcome to the gold cup.
Look, I will gladly give you second place.............Junebug :second:
She'll smell a rat.
And she'd be right too! :p
Hey you down there.......Toots!
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.........Look up here!

Nope, not taking anything off you, Tony Loki ... don't you have cows to milk in the village?

On second thought, leave the poor dears alone, Ulli's right.

We'll figure out another way to give you more richly deserved flack.

[eaglespirit]

The trail of tears ... my favorite flower essence maker (Green Hope Farms in Meriden, NH) has a flower essence by that name. I believe I need to get some, it's calling me. May be the thing to help me make a move.

Love and thanks,
Junebug

Hi Junebug...because of Your sharing of the Trail of Tears Essence, I looked it up and put the story told by the Native American Grandmothers in WhiteFeathers 'Let's Be The Change' thread post # 37...do not know if You had read the story of the essence creation...it is a good one!

http://projectavalon.net/forum4/showthread.php?32080-Let-s-Be-The-Change/page2

[Marianne]

The trail of tears ... my favorite flower essence maker (Green Hope Farms in Meriden, NH) has a flower essence by that name. I believe I need to get some, it's calling me. May be the thing to help me make a move.

Love and thanks,
Junebug

Hi Junebug...because of Your sharing of the Trail of Tears Essence, I looked it up and put the story told by the Native American Grandmothers in WhiteFeathers 'Let's Be The Change' thread post # 37...do not know if You had read the story of the essence creation...it is a good one!

http://projectavalon.net/forum4/showthread.php?32080-Let-s-Be-The-Change/page2

ES, you are awesome. Thanks for posting that story on WhiteFeather's thread.
It's been a few years since I read it ... will go enjoy that pleasure again in a minute.

Molly Sheehan, the essence maker, is a fantastic person. I got to know her a bit when I lived in NH. Her essences shine with a beautiful vibration. She talks to angels and they guide her in making the essence gardens. Machaelle Wright of Perelandra does the same, but she calls them balls of energy instead of angels. All the same, eh?

Thanks for brightening the day, ES!

PS: I still lived in NH the summer this essence was created, but knew I'd be moving back to my hometown of Huntsville. Molly posted that a woman from Huntsville was so moved by her description of the garden as it was growing, the woman sent her a rock from Huntsville ... as I recall, Molly incorporated it in some way into the process.

That really spoke to me at the time.

[Heyoka_11]

May be the thing to help me make a move.

Prunes do the trick for me. :pound:


Nyuk nyuk :p


Heyoka :first:

[Guest]

Hi to the Village,

Hey Junebug you are a moderator in training? that is great.

things are starting to heat up some for Randles -Canaries are rumbling more.

another beautiful day here just getting a bit cooler now.

feeling a little under the weather -tomorrow is another day.

Nora

we are all related

[Heyoka_11]

Hey Toots,

Congratulations! :first: :first: :first:

Your selfless contribution to this forum has been recognised. Does this will mean that you will be hangin' less in the village? I hope not!

And you couldn't even confide in your kid brother............rotter :p

You are now officially....................
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[Marianne]

Hey Toots,

Congratulations! :first: :first: :first:

Your selfless contribution to this forum has been recognised. Does this will mean that you will be hangin' less in the village? I hope not!

And you couldn't even confide in your kid brother............rotter :p

You are now officially....................
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Tony, thank you-thank you! I think it's my prize for valiantly fighting with Tony Loki, aka goofball. :fencing:

I will still hang out on this thread ... someone has to keep a close watch on #1 goofball.

And your name came up in my training ... I'm not at liberty to divulge the context, but I'll leave it to your wacky imagination.

Nora, thank you, my dear! I hope you are feeling better soon. :wub:

[Calz]

Hey Junebug you are a moderator in training? that is great.




I expect all she needs to do is show that to her "boss" at work and they will figure out a way for her to watch you tubes???

Or not ....

[PurpleLama]

Holy crap.
We best be watching ourselves, fellas. Dear JB has gotten herself some authoritah.

[Calz]

Holy crap.
We best be watching ourselves, fellas. Dear JB has gotten herself some authoritah.

Yep ... no more June Critter quips.

She has moved up to Lady in the Orange Letters :shocked:

[Marianne]

Hey Junebug you are a moderator in training? that is great.



I expect all she needs to do is show that to her "boss" at work and they will figure out a way for her to watch you tubes???

Or not ....

Yeah, all I need is a note from Paul or Ilie ... definitely worth trying ... I'll take my note and bang on IT's door, demanding that YouTube firewall come down immediately. I'll let you know how far I get ...


Holy crap.
We best be watching ourselves, fellas. Dear JB has gotten herself some authoritah.

Not to worry PL ... I will only use my power for good. Like keeping Heyoka in line. :laser:

[PurpleLama]

I will only use my power for keeping Heyoka in line. :laser:

I can go with that, Marianne.

[Heyoka_11]

I will only use my power for good. Like keeping Heyoka in line. :laser:


No need big sister :girl_wacko: I promise to be a http://www.websmileys.com/sm/angels/littleangel.gif from now on......:flypig:



And your name came up in my training ... I'm not at liberty to divulge the context, but I'll leave it to your wacky imagination.

Now Marianne, that's not fair, and I'm telling Mom...again!! :Cry:



Holy crap....We best be watching ourselves, fellas.
What? We gentle village men folk have had to watch our backs for how long now? This could not make it any worse.....................surely!




I will only use my power for keeping Heyoka in line. :laser:

I can go with that, Marianne.

Yeh, well..............thanks a lot pal!! While the mod mafia are on my case, the llama gets left alone.

[Guest]

maybe we need a coyote or clown emoticon for Heyoka_11

Nora

we are all related

[Heyoka_11]

maybe we need a coyote or clown emoticon for Heyoka_11

Aw Nora.......that is so kind of you to think of me!

Look, there is one :jester: ........maybe you just haven't noticed it yet. I'd use it, but it's kinda dorky!



Don't even think about it..........anyone!

[markoid]

Congrats on your new status and name change Marianne... not that I have ever called you Junebug :) You will make a mighty fine moderator!

I have not been participating in the village life lately, due to being very under the weather physically... constant infection for some months from having a plastic renal stent in place while on a waiting list for surgery on a kidney stone/boulder. I FINALLY got a date for surgery on the 21st Nov... phew!
Greetings and love to all villagers!!

[Calz]

Best of luck with your surgery markoid :thumb:

[Guest]

maybe we need a coyote or clown emoticon for Heyoka_11

Aw Nora.......that is so kind of you to think of me!

Look, there is one :jester: ........maybe you just haven't noticed it yet. I'd use it, but it's kinda dorky!





Don't even think about it..........anyone!


But it's a jester....and not really a true clown. It would have to be a clown or a coyote for a Heyoka like you Tony.

Nora

we are all related

[Calz]

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/images/globes/10_-85.jpgWednesday, November 2, 2011 19:01:33 UTC
Wednesday, November 2, 2011 01:01:33 PM at epicenter

Depth: 39.60 km (24.61 mi)





More... (http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/usb0006ib9.php)

Magnitude 5.4 - COSTA RICA

You doin' okay there ulli?

[astrid]

I'm feeling on edge tonight, kind of an impending feeling.
tingles very electric.

Might just be the sun its very active again right now...

[transiten]

I will only use my power for keeping Heyoka in line. :laser:

I can go with that, Marianne.

PL you must be the reincarnation of Molière! I once drew a picture of a bust of him in a very special moment of my life so i kind'a remember his looks.....

And the name Marianne has a strong connection with France, just as me Liliane (same pronounciation with the accent on the last syllable, my mother was half Swede half French) Bonne chance!

[Calz]

I'm feeling on edge tonight, kind of an impending feeling.
tingles very electric.

Might just be the sun its very active again right now...

How is the detox going???

Better?

[ulli]

Waking up in my son's house. Only the cats are here, and the crickets and tree frogs. It's situated higher up in the Barbados countryside hence much cooler than my apartment. The two babies are at the other grandparent's and the kids went to New York for a week.
I have to feed the cats in a while then go back to my place and work studio. Have an order for ten glitzy necklaces.
I briefly glanced around the village and noticed that Junebug is missing.
Someone else took her avatar. Not quite sure yet what to make of this. Change is good. Hello Marianne!!
Looks like the moderators of the forum like it here...we are getting quite a few visits at our hospitable village.
Calz mentioned a tremor in Costa Rica...this is the first I heard of it. Hubby mentioned nothing when we skyped last night. He has been busy...leaving for El Salvador today for a medical congress. The epicenter is right where our Costa Rica beach house is located, in Punta Leona. I will have to check the news.

Meanwhile wishing Markoid to hang in there...all will be well. This village will see you through your surgery.
Soon you will only feel the great relief and by December you won't even remember that you were ever unwell.
Good luck.

[ulli]

I will only use my power for keeping Heyoka in line. :laser:

I can go with that, Marianne.

PL you must be the reincarnation of Molière! I once drew a picture of a bust of him in a very special moment of my life so i kind'a remember his looks.....

And the name Marianne has a strong connection with France, just as me Liliane (same pronounciation with the accent on the last syllable, my mother was half Swede half French) Bonne chance!

Moliere! And there I was thinking of Louis XIV. Too funny. Nice to see you back, Transiten. I missed you.

[ulli]

I'm feeling on edge tonight, kind of an impending feeling.
tingles very electric.

Might just be the sun its very active again right now...

Very electric, eh? Maybe you finished placing all the dangly crystals and have to do the wiring now.
Impending is right when you are about to flick the switch.
Nothing like turning on the light when you have a chandelier....

[ulli]

maybe we need a coyote or clown emoticon for Heyoka_11

Aw Nora.......that is so kind of you to think of me!

Look, there is one :jester: ........maybe you just haven't noticed it yet. I'd use it, but it's kinda dorky!





Don't even think about it..........anyone!


But it's a jester....and not really a true clown. It would have to be a clown or a coyote for a Heyoka like you Tony.

Nora

we are all related

No no no...Heyoka is a jester alright. And like all true jesters he is aware of the Royal Powers.
Now he has two queens to amuse...let's just hope for his sake they never have PMS at the same time....

[transiten]

I will only use my power for keeping Heyoka in line. :laser:

I can go with that, Marianne.

PL you must be the reincarnation of Molière! I once drew a picture of a bust of him in a very special moment of my life so i kind'a remember his looks.....

And the name Marianne has a strong connection with France, just as me Liliane (same pronounciation with the accent on the last syllable, my mother was half Swede half French) Bonne chance!

Moliere! And there I was thinking of Louis XIV. Too funny. Nice to see you back, Transiten. I missed you.

ulli! Feels good to be back! Louis XIV Le Roi du Soleil! Active Sun (astrid) Royal Powers (heyoka) :juggle: can hardly keep up with the syncs, have Sun sextile Mars today, Van Gogh the guy with the Sunflowers popped up in Wades blog....

[Lisab]

Feeling edgy too Astrid. As Lauren c Gorgo says - feels like someones put cocaine in the camomile! Off to try some grounding exercises now.x

[Heyoka_11]

But it's a jester....and not really a true clown. It would have to be a clown or a coyote for a Heyoka like you Tony.

It could be a coyote, for sure; and with two queens to amuse, perhaps this is appropriate...........



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[Lisab]

Hey guys anyone checked out Music's thread on relief from energetic symptons? Listen to the 432Hz music vid. Its amazing! Im sure I feel better now! Sooo calming and beautiful.x

[PurpleLama]

According to carmody, it sounds like we have a live wire between us and the sun, with the debris of elenin coming along into position between with a much lower electrical resistance. He was talking somewhere about a CME doing more than usual, if it happened, but it seems the balloon could have a slow leak as well, as the usual range of electrical pressure, voltage, whatever, would be finding a quicker, easier path to down upon our heads. I personally have been experiencing a wide range of enhanced energetic symptoms. It has been a wild ride, recently. I don't notice edginess or anxiety since I was in my late teens, when I took some powerful hallucinogenic drug and made myself stay in a totally still state, giving myself no choice but to "ride it out". After that the usual run of stress chemicals or hormones fail to receive conscious attention except under extreme circumstances where I am bombarded with a lot of negative emotions by a group of people, ie a funeral. For grounding, I keep some black tourmaline handy at all times. Of course, along with the black I also like to carry watermelon tourmaline, black andradite garnet, smoky quartz, azurite, lapis lazuli, sugilite, petalite, more azurite, a herkimer, some tibetan quartz, some amethyst, one piece of amethyst is rutilated or possibly included with cacoxenite-not sure which, aquamarine, some moldavite, some dried lavendar, some white snakeroot, some emerald, blue goldstone, an opal with purple and blue fire, all of which is distrubuted around my person on a given day. When I get home, it's like shedding a suit of armor, and I lose about a pound.

[transiten]

Hey guys anyone checked out Music's thread on relief from energetic symptons? Listen to the 432Hz music vid. Its amazing! Im sure I feel better now! Sooo calming and beautiful.x

Thanks Lisab! But i've got a problem here. I compared the singer at 0.33 singing an "a" at 432Hz with my tuning fork at 440Hz. To me it seems my tuning fork sounds lower than the singers in the video??? Can you guys check what you get out of this?

By the way, i'm feeling edgy too and have had some digestion problems lately...

[eaglespirit]

Thank You! ...to ALL the newer Posters!
The Energy of Love IS a Wonderful thing right here right now!

Ahhhhhh...the ebb and flow of Spirit.
I wish the best to those feeling the ebb, and Honor Your sharing here...
Your 'sensitivities' are exactly what 'enhance' the Flow of All the Higher Changes coming to Fruition
as You Consciously move Onward and Upward : )

...and Marianne, way to go...I am grateful You are in the mix of monitoring.
Your Loving Energy IS Meant to be Integrated! Aho!

[Heyoka_11]

For grounding, I keep some black tourmaline handy at all times. Of course, along with the black I also like to carry watermelon tourmaline, black andradite garnet, smoky quartz, azurite, lapis lazuli, sugilite, petalite, more azurite, a herkimer, some tibetan quartz, some amethyst, one piece of amethyst is rutilated or possibly included with cacoxenite-not sure which, aquamarine, some moldavite, some dried lavendar, some white snakeroot, some emerald, blue goldstone, an opal with purple and blue fire, all of which is distrubuted around my person on a given day. When I get home, it's like shedding a suit of armor, and I lose about a pound.

Far out dude.................that's quite an arsenal!

Here's what I usually carry for protection..........

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I don't know if it's good for grounding...............

...........but the ground's where I usually end up!

[Calz]

According to carmody, it sounds like we have a live wire between us and the sun, with the debris of elenin coming along into position between with a much lower electrical resistance. He was talking somewhere about a CME doing more than usual, if it happened, but it seems the balloon could have a slow leak as well, as the usual range of electrical pressure, voltage, whatever, would be finding a quicker, easier path to down upon our heads. I personally have been experiencing a wide range of enhanced energetic symptoms. It has been a wild ride, recently. I don't notice edginess or anxiety since I was in my late teens, when I took some powerful hallucinogenic drug and made myself stay in a totally still state, giving myself no choice but to "ride it out". After that the usual run of stress chemicals or hormones fail to receive conscious attention except under extreme circumstances where I am bombarded with a lot of negative emotions by a group of people, ie a funeral. For grounding, I keep some black tourmaline handy at all times. Of course, along with the black I also like to carry watermelon tourmaline, black andradite garnet, smoky quartz, azurite, lapis lazuli, sugilite, petalite, more azurite, a herkimer, some tibetan quartz, some amethyst, one piece of amethyst is rutilated or possibly included with cacoxenite-not sure which, aquamarine, some moldavite, some dried lavendar, some white snakeroot, some emerald, blue goldstone, an opal with purple and blue fire, all of which is distrubuted around my person on a given day. When I get home, it's like shedding a suit of armor, and I lose about a pound.

Whoa there your Purpleness ...

Won't mention all the goodies at home ... but what I carry with me (varies but ...)

Nice chunk of Moldavite in left pocket.

Small marble sized spheres of Lapis and Chrysocola in the right pocket (relaxing "ben wa balls" sorta thang).

Rhodochrosite (with quartz) pendant necklace (keeping my heart open to The Lady In Orange's songs).


I have a *serious* hunk of black tourmaline but only carry that when I feel the need for protection (not often).


Anyhoo ... you must have quite the lumpy look going on if you are packin' all those???

[PurpleLama]

Wow , Calz, I didn't realize you were a fellow rock junkie. Most of what I carry are smaller pieces I keep in pouches that I have tied to my belt loops, so only slightly lumpy. Of course, I've got a lot more I have in a pistol case I usually keep in the car. The selenite wand stays in there, along with a whole lot more.

[eaglespirit]

HOLY Mackerel!!!

Wandering Wizards of Catalyzing Crystalline Credentiality Waving Wondrous Wafarer Wands Catapulting Cosmic Change : ) : ) : )

[Marianne]

Rhodochrosite (with quartz) pendant necklace (keeping my heart open to The Lady In Orange's songs).

Cal, what a sync ... I *LOOOOOOVE* rhodochrosite ... the color is so beautiful, and that loving vibe it gives off is sumpum else.

PL, I'm trying to get a mental picture of your pistol case full of gems ...

I have a small mountain of gems too... set them out on my dresser by color, or by however they want to be displayed. Got an antique silver case, and cobalt blue bowl, and a few other small containers. Some of them I tuck away cos I get tired of dusting them.

Tony, who are you kidding? hehehe

[Calz]

HOLY Mackerel!!!

Wandering Wizards of Catalyzing Crystalline Credentiality Waving Wondrous Wafarer Wands Catapulting Cosmic Change : ) : ) : )

Lol :lol:

Without understanding a single word ... I knew *exactly* what you meant :haha:

[Calz]

Rhodochrosite (with quartz) pendant necklace (keeping my heart open to The Lady In Orange's songs).

Cal, what a sync ... I *LOOOOOOVE* rhodochrosite ... the color is so beautiful, and that loving vibe it gives off is sumpum else.




I have had amazing great fortune to have had the opportunity to have some great friends who were extremely psychic over the years.

One of which passed along said necklace.

She was perhaps the most amazing soul I have encountered (this time around).

Cal

[Playdo of Ataraxas]

Wow , Calz, I didn't realize you were a fellow rock junkie. Most of what I carry are smaller pieces I keep in pouches that I have tied to my belt loops, so only slightly lumpy. Of course, I've got a lot more I have in a pistol case I usually keep in the car. The selenite wand stays in there, along with a whole lot more.

Next time I see you, PL, we have to trade back the Black John the Conqueror and the Moldavite and Laboradorite. I really love the Tibetan smoky quartz I keep on me all the time. Good stuff!

[Calz]

Wow , Calz, I didn't realize you were a fellow rock junkie. Most of what I carry are smaller pieces I keep in pouches that I have tied to my belt loops, so only slightly lumpy. Of course, I've got a lot more I have in a pistol case I usually keep in the car. The selenite wand stays in there, along with a whole lot more.

Next time I see you, PL, we have to trade back the Black John the Conqueror and the Moldavite and Laboradorite. I really love the Tibetan smoky quartz I keep on me all the time. Good stuff!

I have a *remarkable* rutilated smokey quartz egg ... but that was my at home stuff :)

[PurpleLama]

in the pistol case I have my selenite wand, a small *green* selenite wand, a huge chink of black tourmaline, a bunch of opals, tanzanites, star sapphire (blue and black), purple agate, a chunk of azurite/malachite, celestite (huge solid terminated crystal), spodumene, several blue kyanite, morganite, aquamarine, herkimer, and more. Will edit post with the rest after I run out to the car. It's so slow at work, I might find time to make the video showing how to make a magic seal. I already taught it to tony, I don't know if he has experimented with it or not, but I feel like it's somithing I need to share with all you guys.

Also in the case: green heulandite, apophyllite cluster overgrown prehnite core, blue tourmaline with amethyst crystal and druze, green kyanite, red tourmaline, cavansite, scolecite, actinolite, and a heavy chunk of ore that's got peacoc ore on one side, and the morganite is missing, which probably means I gave it away. I have hundreds of pieces but I've given away sooo much more than I have. Half of what I own now are pieces given to me, which I will not give away. I've toyed with the idea of opening a rock shop, but that wouldn't work because if I knew someone needed a piece I can't not give it to them.

[Calz]

You go PL wiz

[PurpleLama]

Sorry I can't fix typos right now. The new phone will be in tomorrow and hopefull that will fix my issues.

also in my case is a piece of fabric given to me by lotusblossom, it's satiny purple with silver moon and stars and circles all over it.

oh, and the spodumene has made it into my blue jean jacket I've been wearing lately, along with a chunk of pink tourmaline/quartz, a danburite crystal with as yet unidentified druzy overgrowth, a very rare quartz or white sapphire crystal- not sure which, and a smoky topaz with self healed/elestial/skeletal characteristics.

All this is just what I lug around with me day to day. There's so much more at the house, which you know if you watched my first video. I will send you a link, calz, if you haven't watched.

Needless to say, if you meet me, and you need energy work done, I am *ready*.

[Calz]

Damn ... I wish all it took was a new phone to handle my issues ... but I am not yet of the purple wizard variety yet :)

[Marianne]

showing how to make a magic seal. I already taught it to tony...

PL, the idea of Tony knowing ANY sort of magic makes me nervous ... is someone keeping an eye on him?


I've toyed with the idea of opening a rock shop, but that wouldn't work because if I knew someone needed a piece I can't not give it to them.

I can imagine that PL! I've given stuff away and forgot, then looked all over before remembering.

My most memorable time was in a metaphysical store in the 80's where I had just bought a book on flower essences (Gurudus, as I recall), what they did and how to make them, the plant devas, etc. I overheard a young man and woman talking, and could feel how desperately they wanted to buy that same book. It came to me that the book was for them. The woman understood right away, but it was very hard for the guy to accept it from a total stranger. Somehow I think he did some good stuff with that knowledge and it's one of my fondest memories. The funny thing is, I encounter information from that book from time to time, like the Universe is sending me what I needed from it if I ask. It remains one of my best here and now experiences.

[Calz]

Crystals choose who owns them ... end of story.

[Lisab]

Crystals choose who owns them ... end of story.

That is so true Calz. Twenty years or so ago a friend of mine (another piscean) kept leaving a beautiful piece of amethyst round my place by accident, it was always falling out of his pockets or whatever and I would keep finding it. My friends mum was a witch and told him the rock wanted to be with me and to give it to me so he did. Ive still got it to this day. Ive moved around heaps since then and lost it a few times but it always comes back to me. Sadly my friend passed away a victim of too much too young so the amethyst also keeps my connection with him alive.

[Calz]

Great song with great images ...


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[Calz]

Crystals choose who owns them ... end of story.

That is so true Calz. Twenty years or so ago a friend of mine (another piscean) kept leaving a beautiful piece of amethyst round my place by accident, it was always falling out of his pockets or whatever and I would keep finding it. My friends mum was a witch and told him the rock wanted to be with me and to give it to me so he did. Ive still got it to this day. Ive moved around heaps since then and lost it a few times but it always comes back to me. Sadly my friend passed away a victim of too much too young so the amethyst also keeps my connection with him alive.

More of the "at home stock" are magnificent rose quartz and amethyst spheres.

Many others but those are the real keepers I have been blessed with.

[modwiz]

showing how to make a magic seal. I already taught it to tony...

PL, the idea of Tony knowing ANY sort of magic makes me nervous ... is someone keeping an eye on him?


I've toyed with the idea of opening a rock shop, but that wouldn't work because if I knew someone needed a piece I can't not give it to them.

I can imagine that PL! I've given stuff away and forgot, then looked all over before remembering.

My most memorable time was in a metaphysical store in the 80's where I had just bought a book on flower essences (Gurudus, as I recall), what they did and how to make them, the plant devas, etc. I overheard a young man and woman talking, and could feel how desperately they wanted to buy that same book. It came to me that the book was for them. The woman understood right away, but it was very hard for the guy to accept it from a total stranger. Somehow I think he did some good stuff with that knowledge and it's one of my fondest memories. The funny thing is, I encounter information from that book from time to time, like the Universe is sending me what I needed from it if I ask. It remains one of my best here and now experiences.

Close, it is/was Gurudas. He started the Pegasus flower essence and gem elixir company. His books are "Flowers Essences and Vibrational Healing", Gem Elixirs and Vibrational Healing Vol.l", Gem Elixirs and Vibrational Healing Vol.ll, (now out of print) and The Spiritual Properties of Herbs" (also out of print). His last book was an expose called, "Treason:The New World Order". He failed to survive that. He was dead not too long after the release of it.

Update: I checked Amazon and there are a few of the out of print books available. Their prices will let you know how rare they are. The cheapest is $49.50 and some go into the hundreds of dollars. These books originally sold in the 13 dollar range.

Wizards. Always a pleasure to have around when they do not meddle. Well met , PL. Aquamarine, the color for the Thymus chakra is my operational field. As such, both Blue and Green are the colors I deal with. Communication and Heart energy. The Heart/Love is the real power and very misunderstood. The edge it can present is the most misunderstood part. It is never maudlin.

[Calz]

showing how to make a magic seal. I already taught it to tony...

PL, the idea of Tony knowing ANY sort of magic makes me nervous ... is someone keeping an eye on him?


I've toyed with the idea of opening a rock shop, but that wouldn't work because if I knew someone needed a piece I can't not give it to them.

I can imagine that PL! I've given stuff away and forgot, then looked all over before remembering.

My most memorable time was in a metaphysical store in the 80's where I had just bought a book on flower essences (Gurudus, as I recall), what they did and how to make them, the plant devas, etc. I overheard a young man and woman talking, and could feel how desperately they wanted to buy that same book. It came to me that the book was for them. The woman understood right away, but it was very hard for the guy to accept it from a total stranger. Somehow I think he did some good stuff with that knowledge and it's one of my fondest memories. The funny thing is, I encounter information from that book from time to time, like the Universe is sending me what I needed from it if I ask. It remains one of my best here and now experiences.

Close, it is/was Gurudas. He started the Pegasus flower essence and gem elixir company. His books are "Flowers Essences and Vibrational Healing", Gem Elixirs and Vibrational Healing Vol.l", Gem Elixirs and Vibrational Healing Vol.ll, (now out of print) and The Spiritual Properties of Herbs" (also out of print). His last book was an expose called, "Treason:The New World Order". He failed to survive that. He was dead not too long after the release of it.

Update: I checked Amazon and there are a few of the out of print books available. Their prices will let you know how rare they are. The cheapest is $49.50 and some go into the hundreds of dollars. These books originally sold in the 13 dollar range.

A most wise voice is heard beneath the snowbanks.

Flamethrower at hand??? Didn't see that among your home photos.

Seriously ... how are you doing among the challenging weather modwiz???

Cal

[modwiz]

A most wise voice is heard beneath the snowbanks.

Flamethrower at hand??? Didn't see that among your home photos.

Seriously ... how are you doing among the challenging weather modwiz???

Cal

I have finished clearing the snow that needed to be removed. Mid-forties temps are doing the rest now. Obtaining wood is the next phase. My biggest challenge is sharing space with my wife. Great lady but I really like being alone. That said, everything is good and relatively mellow.

I will have to post a new picture from my Tower. My Winter residence.

[PurpleLama]

Thanks, modwiz.

We've so many faces to go with the names, I wonder when JB, I mean, Marianne and hokey heyokah will follow suit.

[Marianne]

Thanks, modwiz.

We've so many faces to go with the names, I wonder when JB, I mean, Marianne and hokey heyokah will follow suit.

Tony, step up! I will if you will.

(and I hope you guys will always call me JB ... I'm having a little identity crisis here)

[dan33]

For grounding, I keep some black tourmaline handy at all times. Of course, along with the black I also like to carry watermelon tourmaline, black andradite garnet, smoky quartz, azurite, lapis lazuli, sugilite, petalite, more azurite, a herkimer, some tibetan quartz, some amethyst, one piece of amethyst is rutilated or possibly included with cacoxenite-not sure which, aquamarine, some moldavite, some dried lavendar, some white snakeroot, some emerald, blue goldstone, an opal with purple and blue fire, all of which is distrubuted around my person on a given day. When I get home, it's like shedding a suit of armor, and I lose about a pound.

Far out dude.................that's quite an arsenal!

Here's what I usually carry for protection..........

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I don't know if it's good for grounding...............

...........but the ground's where I usually end up!


haaa!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5JEo6ZzR04

cheers... :)

[Heyoka_11]

Tony, who are you kidding? hehehe

Oh, you mean the beer thing? Yes, you are right; don't touch the stuff as you know. Just being my usual daffy self.


Without understanding a single word ... I knew *exactly* what you meant :haha:

Looks like eaglepsirit may be giving you a run for your money Cal. Certainly a candidate for the position of The Village Co-Bard!


PL, the idea of Tony knowing ANY sort of magic makes me nervous ... is someone keeping an eye on him?

Queen Toots,

I would only use my magic for good, like blessing my breakfast cereal and milk, which I just did. It works a treat!



Crystals choose who owns them ... end of story.
Too true Cal. I once bought three crystals, including a Lemurian, and it was uncanny; it did not want me to put it back on the shelf. I mean, I did, but then it would kinda sing out to me "pick me up again!" which I did, and truly felt that it wanted to come home with me. I even mentioned it to the two women working in the shop. They had a golly good laugh, and explained that that is how crystals work.
It is the same with rocks in general; some just wanna come home with me, and they end up on my fireplace hearth, with plenty of other rocks to chat with.

I have read that around twenty five percent of commercially available crystals are inhabited by elementals, and have seen some brilliant real-time video that was taken using polycontrast interference photography (PIP), which was developed by Harry Oldfied. It shows the elementals reacting to both human and feline energy fields; popping in and out of the crystal depending on others movements. Dang!! I wish I could find the vid. If I do, I'll either post it here, or start a thread, as it is truly mind-blowing!!

Here are my fire-side rock collection and bed-side crystals.


http://projectavalon.net/forum4/attachment.php?attachmentid=10373&d=1318059057


http://projectavalon.net/forum4/attachment.php?attachmentid=10374&d=1318059069

The Lemurian is on the left, which most of you would already know.


We've so many faces to go with the names, I wonder when JB, I mean, Marianne and hokey heyokah will follow suit.

OK PL, I will arrange a replacement piccy when at home next week; promise dude!

[Heyoka_11]

Tony, step up! I will if you will.

You mean like........you'll show yours, if I'll show mine?

Toots, we are brother and sister, and there's a word for that behaviour.

(Oops!.......must Remember, Alabammy!)


(and I hope you guys will always call me JB ... I'm having a little identity crisis here)

Call you JB?...............nah!

Toots'll do just fine Toots :lol:

[dan33]

I started to write here until i break down .... pneumonia. Now I see 98 pages....! ........ Great thread Ulli ! :)




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoLh5O8P914

[PurpleLama]

Tony, step up! I will if you will.

You mean like........you'll show yours, if I'll show mine?

Toots, we are brother and sister, and there's a word for that behaviour.

(Oops!.......must Remember, Alabammy!)

Dude you made me laugh then choke and laugh some more. Talk about hitting close to home, in Miss'ippi! We might have some inbred genes, but they're *good* inbred genes. Seriously, I laughed until my chest hurt.

[Heyoka_11]

Dude you made me laugh then choke and laugh some more. Talk about hitting close to home, in Miss'ippi! We might have some inbred genes, but they're *good* inbred genes. Seriously, I laughed until my chest hurt.

Objective achieved then! :pound:

I was actually referring to someones sensibilities, rather than any notion of inbreeding, but now that you have mentioned it...........

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You could see that one comin' a mile off couldn't ya'!

[Guest]

But it's a jester....and not really a true clown. It would have to be a clown or a coyote for a Heyoka like you Tony.

It could be a coyote, for sure; and with two queens to amuse, perhaps this is appropriate...........



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Yes, just one can be a hand full....

About Rocks and Crystals

My favorites are celestite, aqua marine, blue tourmaline, dark pink tourmaline, clear, dark green and yellow tourmaline. I have 2 very large pieces of black tourmaline and a very large celestite. To continue- amazonite crystal, topaz, ruby, emerald, natural sea pearls, tanzinite, turquoise, rose quartz, clear and milky quartz,amethyst,amber, cats-eye, moldavite, star sapphire, obsidian, onyx, moonstone, lodestone, geodes, hercamer diamond and catinite -these are just some of my favorites

Nora

we are all related

[PurpleLama]

That's awesome, Nora! I freaking love tourmaline. I've got a bunch, in fact the most valuable pieces I own are some green that's gem grade, about as thick as a finger and an inch and a half long and clear, or very little flaws. Of course they are buried under a few inches of wax on the altar outside.... Safest place for 'em, I reckon. A few of my blue pieces are purple on the inside. I also have a really nice yellow orange and red piece that's possibly the nicest, gemwise, but it was loaned out to a friend who need it for elixers. I will probably be hearing from her soon, since I've talked about her. She is pretty adept at animal communication, and is professionally a zoo keeper.

[Marianne]

Tony, step up! I will if you will.

You mean like........you'll show yours, if I'll show mine?

Toots, we are brother and sister, and there's a word for that behaviour.

(Oops!.......must Remember, Alabammy!)


(and I hope you guys will always call me JB ... I'm having a little identity crisis here)

Call you JB?...............nah!

Toots'll do just fine Toots :lol:

You goofball! I'm going to have a little talk with your sweetie ... PM me her name and number, please. :p

It's Queen Toots to you.

[Heyoka_11]

You goofball! I'm going to have a little talk with your sweetie ... PM me her name and number, please. :p

And what sweetie would that be Queenie Weenie, nyuk nyuk.

Perhaps it was just a slip of your royal index finger, and an unintended 'r' found its way into your post. Here, look.............


I'm going to have a little talk with you sweetie

Now that reads more like what I would expect from my big sister. By the way, as you are my sister, you may henceforth address me as Prince Heyoka.


It's Queen Toots to you.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!

dOOTKA0aGI0

Prince Heyoka - the constitutional peasant.......Help, help, I'm being oppressed!

[markoid]

I confess to knowing nothing about crystals and rocks, however the other day I was in the 'crystal castle' near where I live and felt very good when holding citrine. Would one or more of you crystal wizards give me your impressions of citrine. I can and have looked it up for the fairly generic interpretations of it's properties and uses, but would like to hear from your unique and experiential perspectives about it please?

[Guest]

That's awesome, Nora! I freaking love tourmaline. I've got a bunch, in fact the most valuable pieces I own are some green that's gem grade, about as thick as a finger and an inch and a half long and clear, or very little flaws. Of course they are buried under a few inches of wax on the altar outside.... Safest place for 'em, I reckon. A few of my blue pieces are purple on the inside. I also have a really nice yellow orange and red piece that's possibly the nicest, gemwise, but it was loaned out to a friend who need it for elixers. I will probably be hearing from her soon, since I've talked about her. She is pretty adept at animal communication, and is professionally a zoo keeper.

I grew up not too far from the tourmaline mine in Pala, Ca. I do sometimes get the chance to visit the area. I very much like going to the gem and mineral shows in Tucson and Quartzsite Az. I would sometimes buy alot of crystals, rocks and gems and give them away especially the rose quartz. I found that too to go at the end of the shows the prices were much better and the venders did not want to cart alot home with them.

Rock hounding hunting is always fun though you never know what you will find.

I haven't seen very much of red tourmaline. Is it the deep red? I forgot to mention I like peridot also -I like them loose better than in a setting. I don't carry a box of rocks on me like you but I do carry one or more on me and have a moonstone I never take off and I've been known to wear an arrowhead necklace made of either agate, obsidian or onyx. I work a lot with amethyst, clear quartz, rose quarts and celestite at the moment. One of the black tourmaline it's solid -looks like the top of a volcano- I put on my window above bed. I would love to get a large herkemer (sp)? diamond. I resonate with them well.

Nora

we are all related

[Guest]

I confess to knowing nothing about crystals and rocks, however the other day I was in the 'crystal castle' near where I live and felt very good when holding citrine. Would one or more of you crystal wizards give me your impressions of citrine. I can and have looked it up for the fairly generic interpretations of it's properties and uses, but would like to hear from your unique and experiential perspectives about it please?

I do know that it is very good for the liver, kidney and gallbladder pyrite helps too. I am not a wizard only an amateur -know only a little modwiz could help you out.

Nora

we are all related

[onawah]

Watermelon tourmaline, moonstone and rainbow opal are some of my favorites.
I got fascinated with a piece of moldavite, but finally had to bury it in my backyard because the energy was too disharmonious for me.
I was just gifted with a piece of Orion Phantom crystal which is supposed to be helpful with channeling.
I just posted something about it here:
http://projectavalon.net/forum4/showthread.php?33922-Using-a-Ouija-Board&p=346933#post346933
post #38
Then I got drawn to this thread.
Synchronicity happens!

[modwiz]

I confess to knowing nothing about crystals and rocks, however the other day I was in the 'crystal castle' near where I live and felt very good when holding citrine. Would one or more of you crystal wizards give me your impressions of citrine. I can and have looked it up for the fairly generic interpretations of it's properties and uses, but would like to hear from your unique and experiential perspectives about it please?

Ah Citrine, the blessed cleanser. There are some of them that have a color that can only be called captured Sunlight. These are by far the most potent cleansers and very good to wear on the body to bring the Sunlight energy into you. It goes without saying that wearing it by the third chakra is most efficacious. Citrine is the stone I use in my chakra balancing/clearing. The ones that are more orange/brown, especially Cairngorm Citrine from Scotland work better at clearing and energizing the second chakra.

[Rocky_Shorz]

redirecting energy to Tehran to save us from war...

how ya doing Modwiz

[modwiz]

That's awesome, Nora! I freaking love tourmaline. I've got a bunch, in fact the most valuable pieces I own are some green that's gem grade, about as thick as a finger and an inch and a half long and clear, or very little flaws. Of course they are buried under a few inches of wax on the altar outside.... Safest place for 'em, I reckon. A few of my blue pieces are purple on the inside. I also have a really nice yellow orange and red piece that's possibly the nicest, gemwise, but it was loaned out to a friend who need it for elixers. I will probably be hearing from her soon, since I've talked about her. She is pretty adept at animal communication, and is professionally a zoo keeper.

I grew up not too far from the tourmaline mine in Pala, Ca. I do sometimes get the chance to visit the area. I very much like going to the gem and mineral shows in Tucson and Quartzsite Az. I would sometimes buy alot of crystals, rocks and gems and give them away especially the rose quartz. I found that too to go at the end of the shows the prices were much better and the venders did not want to cart alot home with them.

Rock hounding hunting is always fun though you never know what you will find.

I haven't seen very much of red tourmaline. Is it the deep red? I forgot to mention I like peridot also -I like them loose better than in a setting. I don't carry a box of rocks on me like you but I do carry one or more on me and have a moonstone I never take off and I've been known to wear an arrowhead necklace made of either agate, obsidian or onyx. I work a lot with amethyst, clear quartz, rose quarts and celestite at the moment. One of the black tourmaline it's solid -looks like the top of a volcano- I put on my window above bed. I would love to get a large herkemer (sp)? diamond. I resonate with them well.

Nora

we are all related

I have been to Herkimer, NY and mined quite a few 'diamonds for myself and have a few good size ones. None of the giants though. I have many small ones that I have put into a small gourd to make a rattle. Herkimers are very well suited to storing/pulling 'stuff' from auras and subtle bodies. The Herkimer rattle is perfect for shaking around a body to pull unwanted 'stuff' from your energetic field.

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redirecting energy to Tehran to save us from war...

how ya doing Modwiz

I am very good, Rocky. I support you in averting war, my friend.

[astrid]

redirecting energy to Tehran to save us from war... =

Same here Rocky, good to see you back here.
Are you seeing that massive shadow being planted right on top of Hezbollah right now??

Have been keeping a watch on it, and coping load of hits to solar plexus.

[Rocky_Shorz]

I have Hamas listening along with IDF...

Started Muslim Sisterhood with a new slogan... "Freedom doesn't come veiled", spreading like wildfire... ;)

unplugging Sharia in Egypt...

so you know just up to the usual...

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redirecting energy to Tehran to save us from war... =

Same here Rocky, good to see you back here.
Are you seeing that massive shadow being planted right on top of Hezbollah right now??

That's the fist of God, have it covered... ;)

[Rocky_Shorz]

the day House passed the "In God We Trust" act...

a snake came out of an ATM, now if that isn't a sign to bankers, nothing is...

Occupy Wall Street protesters arrested at Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan today... whistles innocently

[modwiz]

redirecting energy to Tehran to save us from war... =

Same here Rocky, good to see you back here.
Are you seeing that massive shadow being planted right on top of Hezbollah right now??

Have been keeping a watch on it, and coping load of hits to solar plexus.

Get a good piece of Citrine to help keep that Solar plexus energized and some black tourmaline to soak up the nasties. Change and cleanse often during heavy loads to be sure of adequate coverage.

[astrid]

Hmmm... going through my stash here,
loads of Black Tourmaline, some selenite wands,
tigers eye, lots of blue and greens, reds, huge cluster of Amethyst, not much in the orange spectrum at present,
I give alot of crystals away.

Okies.. good thinking, just called my local wizard,
i shall return!!

[Rocky_Shorz]

had Helicopters circling, had to change cafes...

take care everyone, I'll be back soon...

[markoid]

Ah Citrine, the blessed cleanser. There are some of them that have a color that can only be called captured Sunlight. These are by far the most potent cleansers and very good to wear on the body to bring the Sunlight energy into you. It goes without saying that wearing it by the third chakra is most efficacious. Citrine is the stone I use in my chakra balancing/clearing. The ones that are more orange/brown, especially Cairngorm Citrine from Scotland work better at clearing and energizing the second chakra.

Oh yeh...that resonates perfectly with me Modwiz.. thank you much!

[Lisab]

Thanks for the citrine info Modwiz got some next to my bed so good to know. Is it also an abundance attracter if kept to the left of the household, which Ive read somewhere?

Take care Rocky good to hear from you. We gotcha back for ya!

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Ps Markoid hope your healing well.

[ulli]

I started to write here until i break down .... pneumonia. Now I see 98 pages....! ........ Great thread Ulli ! :)




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoLh5O8P914

This thread needed a lot of breastfeeding in the beginning, but once it was up and running it needed no further attention.
Passed through adolescence in a matter of days, and is now maturing nicely.
The young teaching the old comes to mind here lately.
Ulli thinking of adopting another

[Marianne]

Ah Citrine, the blessed cleanser. There are some of them that have a color that can only be called captured Sunlight. These are by far the most potent cleansers and very good to wear on the body to bring the Sunlight energy into you. It goes without saying that wearing it by the third chakra is most efficacious. Citrine is the stone I use in my chakra balancing/clearing. The ones that are more orange/brown, especially Cairngorm Citrine from Scotland work better at clearing and energizing the second chakra.

Oh yeh...that resonates perfectly with me Modwiz.. thank you much!

Mark, how are you feeling? Sending you love and joy ....

[transiten]

ulli just wrote:

"This thread needed a lot of breastfeeding in the beginning, but once it was up and running it needed no further attention.
Passed through adolescence in a matter of days, and is now maturing nicely.
The young teaching the old comes to mind here lately.
Ulli thinking of adopting another"

Still dont' know how to get those nice blue quotationmarks in spite of PL and Lisab helping me:p

Anyway ulli! Syn sync! I was just going to thank you for noticing pple when they are away and welcoming them back:happy: But you just happened to post immediately before me..........But as i corrected my post Marianne sneaked in between;).....and of course i just have been thinking about asking markoid about his health!

[transiten]

Goodmorning sync! Astrid and Junebug, put on the radio after listening to your two pianoposts and there's a piano track played! A nocturne AND by a Swedish woman composer! They've just started to dig up all music and plays and art made by women that has been supressed for millenia! Ha ha, the Feminine Divine is catching up!:angel:

Transiten, thank you for the picture of your beautiful self!

Haha, your syncs continue. Do you have a link to the nocturne?

Thanks from Liliane to Marianne:happy:: Browsing the thread. Just came back Wednesday evening! Sorry, it was a radiobroadcast!

[markoid]

transiten:I Will do a quick video to show you how to do the quote thing.

EDIT: I just messed up my own post testing the video capture program :o

[markoid]

Mark, how are you feeling? Sending you love and joy ....

Body is the same, spirit is a bit better than last night. Thanks for the kind well wishes and the same to transiten and Lisab

[ulli]

the day House passed the "In God We Trust" act...

a snake came out of an ATM, now if that isn't a sign to bankers, nothing is...

Occupy Wall Street protesters arrested at Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan today... whistles innocently


...so what happened to the poor snake? It became homeless?...

[markoid]

Still dont' know how to get those nice blue quotationmarks in spite of PL and Lisab helping me:p


transiten:I hope this vid will embed :) Just remember you just need to hit the 'reply with quote' button inside the post of the person you want to quote, and the reply window will pop up right below that person's post

EDIT: OK... so the embed did not work
TRY THIS LINK
http://www.screencast.com/users/markoid/folders/Jing/media/9f13c6ff-b91f-4939-8644-c74ed79ac5f4

[Ruby L.]

the day House passed the "In God We Trust" act...

a snake came out of an ATM, now if that isn't a sign to bankers, nothing is...




...so what happened to the poor snake? It became homeless?...

No, apparently it was caught and taken to a shelter.
Story, pics and vid here:
Snake in an ATM: Shocked customer is dispensed a hissing reptile along with his cash (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2057100/ATM-dispenses-snake-cash-customer-Caja-Madrid-bank-Spain.html#ixzz1cjlfJSbC)

Two comments below the linked story made me chuckle:

We've got the same problem with my local bank's cash dispenser, it keeps dispensing the incorrect amounts of cash. The bank manager explained it was due to a dodgy adder.
- Maldwyn, Carmarthen, 04/11/2011

In Australia our bank managers usually stay behind the counter.
- John, Australia, 04/11/2011

[Marianne]

so that snake was not just a metaphor ...

[transiten]

the day House passed the "In God We Trust" act...

a snake came out of an ATM, now if that isn't a sign to bankers, nothing is...

Occupy Wall Street protesters arrested at Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan today... whistles innocently
[B]

...so what happened to the poor snake? It became homeless?...

[COLOR="red"][I]ulli!! When my father some hour ago called and told me about the intelligent octopusses that can transform into the shape of a snake to pass through a small hole i was reading a post with the avatar of a snake in "sections" and now this snakepost....

[transiten]

Wohoo, just looked at a lot of busts of Pharaos and a video when the headgear was placed upon the head of a young Pharao with the snake in the exact shape of the snake shown in one of the videos with the snake coming out with the money......:scared:

[ulli]

It's definitely happening. While everyone was talking about stones I was turning my stone and crystal beads into jewelry here.
But my biggest synchronicity was the movie clip Dan_33 had sent about the artist played by Nick Nolte in his NY loft.
Totally reflection of my own current reality.
My son is an artist and while he and his wife are visiting NY I have been here sleeping in their house. When I went into his studio I
was wondering if I should attempt to clean up the mess.
Just in time I remembered my own beads and rocks in my studio need to be tidied first.
So I left things untouched, except I took out a zillion empty beer bottles which are now in the trunk of my car. Have to find a bottle depot.
The refund will be all mine...I worked up a sweat here.

[Calz]

Means nothing (metaphorically or otherwise) but remembered seeing this story when reading through the snake posts:

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http://www.clickorlando.com/news/2-headed-albino-snake-born-in-Central-Fla/-/1637132/4044788/-/nvsksh/-/index.html

[transiten]

Means nothing (metaphorically or otherwise) but remembered seeing this story when reading through the snake posts:

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http://www.clickorlando.com/news/2-headed-albino-snake-born-in-Central-Fla/-/1637132/4044788/-/nvsksh/-/index.html

Well just read in David Wilcocks The Source Field Investigations that it is possible to change DNA to make a snake embryo f.i. to be born with double heads.

Here's the symbolism of "Snake" from Signposts - The Universe Is Whispering To You by Denise Linn:

This is a very important sign and not one to be feared.. the snake has for long been a symbol of healing. One example is the snake winding around the eskulape wand, the symbol of the Roman God of Healing, Askleipos. Also the caducé and the Mercuri wand with two winding snakes are used in medical emblems and a sign of peace and commerce.

In India the Hindus mean that at the end of the spinal column there resides a powerful power symbolized by a coiled snake. When the snake rises healing and spiritual awakening may occur. (The Kundalini power as you already know of course)

It can also symbolize temptation so it's advisable to confrim to yourself that you are guided towards the Highest Good for yourself and others.

The snake is a symbol for transformation and resurrection. Just like the snake sheds it's skin when it grows it can also mean you are leaving your old image and old concepts to enter upon a new path in life.

The snake also represents sexuality and a symbol for the male penis.

Is there anyone in your life that might be "the snake in the paradise" a false friend?

(This of course works both on the individual and collective level, just pick and choose or dismiss it all............)

[PurpleLama]

My new phone should be in today, but here and now the old one just started working properly. Hmmmm....

[Calz]

Back home ... here and now ... from dropping youngest at school.

Damn ... really laying down a thick pattern of chemtrails today.

Very ugly sky.

Bastards.

:crazy_pilot:

[Playdo of Ataraxas]

in the pistol case I have my selenite wand, a small *green* selenite wand, a huge chink of black tourmaline, a bunch of opals, tanzanites, star sapphire (blue and black), purple agate, a chunk of azurite/malachite, celestite (huge solid terminated crystal), spodumene, several blue kyanite, morganite, aquamarine, herkimer, and more. Will edit post with the rest after I run out to the car. It's so slow at work, I might find time to make the video showing how to make a magic seal. I already taught it to tony, I don't know if he has experimented with it or not, but I feel like it's somithing I need to share with all you guys.

Also in the case: green heulandite, apophyllite cluster overgrown prehnite core, blue tourmaline with amethyst crystal and druze, green kyanite, red tourmaline, cavansite, scolecite, actinolite, and a heavy chunk of ore that's got peacoc ore on one side, and the morganite is missing, which probably means I gave it away. I have hundreds of pieces but I've given away sooo much more than I have. Half of what I own now are pieces given to me, which I will not give away. I've toyed with the idea of opening a rock shop, but that wouldn't work because if I knew someone needed a piece I can't not give it to them.

So true. Most of the crystals I possess were given to me graciously by PL. I also like your Comment Calz, "Crystals choose who own them." Here recently, man y crystals that I have had for years now have migrated to those around me. The crystals themselves would tell me, I need them! Good point, Calz!

Here and Now at work on a Friday! Yea! Family coming for a visit this weekend, can't wait!!

I might as well get this all in one post, so here goes a new motto that I am adopting:

"Keep a quiet heart, sit like a tortoise, walk sprightly like a pigeon, and sleep like a dog." -Li-Cheng-Yuen

[Playdo of Ataraxas]

TAlking about crystals, here is a really interesting, recent article about the Vikings fabled use of a "Sunstone" that allowed navigators to detect the position of the sun during overcast, cloudy skies. It appears that it was an actual stone and that it was calcite!

Incredible!

http://www.archaeologydaily.com/news/201111037493/Magical-Viking-stone-may-be-real.html

"Now experiments have shown that a crystal, called an Iceland spar, could detect the sun with an accuracy within a degree  allowing the legendary seafarers to navigate thousands of miles on cloudy days and during short Nordic nights....
...An Iceland spar, which is transparent and made of calcite, was found in the wreck of an Elizabethan ship discovered thirty years ago off the coast of Alderney in the Channel Islands after it sank in 1592 just four years after the defeat of the Spanish Armada.....
.....Viking legend tells of an enigmatic sunstone or sólarsteinn that, when held up to the sky, revealed the position of the sun, even on overcast days or below the horizon, the study reveals.......One Icelandic saga describes how, during cloudy, snowy weather, King Olaf consulted Sigurd on the location of the Sun. To check Sigurd's answer, Olaf "grabbed a sunstone, looked at the sky and saw from where the light came, from which he guessed the position of the invisible Sun"

[PurpleLama]

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Here y'all go, as promised, magic seal drawing 101. Enjoy! For all manner of blessing, protection and beneficence.

[Setras]

sticking with crystals, i have tried to have my birth stone (sapphire) but loose it with in a day or two of finding one...... lost so far a black sapphire, a ceylon sapphire and a white sapphire...... thought i would try to see if it was just sapphires. over the course of a year i collected an Emerald, a sapphire, two pieces of alexandrite a huge chunk of topaz, some tourmaline, a periodot and the prize find, a 63.5 carrot flawless uncut diamond..... had them in a safe box all wrapped and the whole box has disappeared...... the only stones that stay with me a rose quartz and amythyst....

[Marianne]

45N1cD0twQA
Here y'all go, as promised, magic seal drawing 101. Enjoy! For all manner of blessing, protection and beneficence.

PL, can't wait to get home and see it!

Setras, that is freaky, the whole box disappearing.

[transiten]

45N1cD0twQA
Here y'all go, as promised, magic seal drawing 101. Enjoy! For all manner of blessing, protection and beneficence.

Did you know that the year of planet Venus draws a perfect pentagram with it's retrogradation pattern?

[Sierra]

Hey Toots,

Congratulations! :first: :first: :first:

Your selfless contribution to this forum has been recognised. Does this will mean that you will be hangin' less in the village? I hope not!

And you couldn't even confide in your kid brother............rotter :p

You are now officially....................
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Nyuk nyuk nyuk ...

[Heyoka_11]

Nyuk nyuk nyuk ...

Hey wise guy................

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...............that's my line!




Nyuk nyuk nyuk.....I was :first:

[Sierra]

Nyuk nyuk nyuk ...

Hey wise guy................

11066

...............that's my line!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk..... :first:


Morphing from The Lady in Red Letters to a little seven year old in pigtails one ribbon straggled open, scruffy saddle shoes, the biggest four eye glasses you ever saw, blue jeans with green stains on the knees, grey sweatshirt covered in sequins ...

<kicks Heyo in the shins for pigging the nyuks> <runs away chortling>

[Heyoka_11]

Morphing from The Lady in Red Letters to a little seven year old in pigtails one ribbon straggled open, scruffy saddle shoes, the biggest four eye glasses you ever saw, blue jeans with green stains on the knees, grey sweatshirt covered in sequins ...<kicks Heyo in the shins for pigging the nyuks> <runs away chortling>

Hey Toots, are you sure you ain't givin' me the double talk. coz that sounds just like my big sister? :girl_wacko:


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Nyuk nyuk nyuk.........alright then, we can share the nyuks, I guess :p .....
.........if I'm gonna get a kick in the shins every time I hog the damn things!

[Sierra]

Morphing from The Lady in Red Letters to a little seven year old in pigtails one ribbon straggled open, scruffy saddle shoes, the biggest four eye glasses you ever saw, blue jeans with green stains on the knees, grey sweatshirt covered in sequins ...<kicks Heyo in the shins for pigging the nyuks> <runs away chortling>

Hey Toots, are you sure you ain't givin' me the double talk. coz that sounds just like my big sister? :girl_wacko:

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.........alright then, we can share the nyuks, I guess :p .....
.........if I'm gonna get a kick in the shins every time I hog the damn things!

Nyuk! :first:

[Marianne]

Morphing from The Lady in Red Letters to a little seven year old in pigtails one ribbon straggled open, scruffy saddle shoes, the biggest four eye glasses you ever saw, blue jeans with green stains on the knees, grey sweatshirt covered in sequins ...<kicks Heyo in the shins for pigging the nyuks> <runs away chortling>

Hey Toots, are you sure you ain't givin' me the double talk. coz that sounds just like my big sister? :girl_wacko:

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.........alright then, we can share the nyuks, I guess :p .....
.........if I'm gonna get a kick in the shins every time I hog the damn things!

Nyuk! :first:

Good jorb Sierra!!!! He never let me share the nyuks ... guess I didn't kick him enough!! Let this be a lesson to me ... hehehe.

[Heyoka_11]

Nyuk! :first:

She's put you up to this hasn't she?

Marianne, tell Sierra to stop messing with my gold cups...........or I'm telling mom, again! :Cry:

Heyoka :first: ....coz he deserves it

Marianne :second: ....only coz she's my big sis

Sierra :third: .... for kickin' me in the shins

Nyuk nyuk nyuk :p

[eaglespirit]

Morphing from The Lady in Red Letters to a little seven year old in pigtails one ribbon straggled open, scruffy saddle shoes, the biggest four eye glasses you ever saw, blue jeans with green stains on the knees, grey sweatshirt covered in sequins ...

<kicks Heyo in the shins for pigging the nyuks> <runs away chortling>

Hmmm...went retrograde on that one Sierra...saw my Sister and I jumpin' from sofa to chair to chair to sofa while home together from school with the measles chasin' one another...we were the youngest 2 of 8 kids, a few years apart...and She wore glasses as You describe : ) And I NEVER teased Her about it...and I do have my fingers crossed behind my back : ) HeHeHe!!!!

[Sierra]

Morphing from The Lady in Red Letters to a little seven year old in pigtails one ribbon straggled open, scruffy saddle shoes, the biggest four eye glasses you ever saw, blue jeans with green stains on the knees, grey sweatshirt covered in sequins ...
<kicks Heyo in the shins for pigging the nyuks> <runs away chortling>
Hmmm...went retrograde on that one Sierra...saw my Sister and I jumpin' from sofa to chair to chair to sofa while home together from school with the measles chasin' one another...we were the youngest 2 of 8 kids, a few years apart...and She wore glasses as You describe : ) And I NEVER teased Her about it...and I do have my fingers crossed behind my back : ) HeHeHe!!!!
Retrograding here myself, my goodness! I'm four years old in the living room with my sisters and the baby sitter is annoyed with me for putting cornstarch on a chicken pox on the bottom of my foot. She sez, "Nobody gets chicken pox on the bottom of their foot."

Well I did ...

(and no the cornstarch did nuttin to get rid of the itchies! I was so disappointed!)

[eaglespirit]

Retrograding here myself, my goodness! I'm four years old in the living room with my sisters and the baby sitter is annoyed with me for putting cornstarch on a chicken pox on the bottom of my foot. She sez, "Nobody gets chicken pox on the bottom of their foot."

Well I did ...

(and no the cornstarch did nuttin to get rid of the itchies! I was so disappointed!)

HeHe...come to think of it...I believe it was chicken pox and not the measles we had!

Anywhooooooo...thanks forrrrrrr the memmoorrrrieeeess, lalala...................and smiles : ) : ) : )

[PurpleLama]

lotusblossom asked me if I meant to make the length of my video 2:22. Ha.

[Marianne]

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/309537_307973849216013_100000102019801_1399196_2061195345_n.jpg

hehehe

[Heyoka_11]

Hey Tootsie Wootsie,

How come old Heyoka don't get it? :noidea:


Of course, old Heyoka realises that he is sticking his neck on the chopping block here!

I mean beyond the suggestion that chemists are not to be trusted, where's the humour?

Must be some Southern thang!

[Marianne]

Hey Tootsie Wootsie,

How come old Heyoka don't get it? :noidea:


Of course, old Heyoka realises that he is sticking his neck on the chopping block here!

I mean beyond the suggestion that chemists are not to be trusted, where's the humour?

Must be some Southern thang!

Are you serious? H202 is hydrogen peroxide ... I'm so disappointed ... I was expecting a blonde joke or something. hehehe, gotcha
Junebug/Marianne :first:
Heyoka/Tony :second:

how sweet it is

[Sidney]

Damn ... really laying down a thick pattern of chemtrails today.

Very ugly sky.

Took my daughter to meet half way, to her weekend with her dad, over by St Louis, and OMG, the chemtrailing was horrible. White stringy blobs falling and blowing everywhere. Worst I have seen in a LONGGGGGGGGGG time. Anything to do with the solar activity I wonder????? Or they, just in the mood to poison us more this weekend. Yuck Bastards is right.:gaah::evil::mad2:
Bastards.

:crazy_pilot:[/QUOTE]

[Heyoka_11]

Well, well, well (spittin')..............if you had used the correct chemical symbol for hydrogen peroxide, I'd've got it....OK! :p

Cheat!



11068

[PurpleLama]

Chemtrails.

Hmmmm....

There's an idea that they might be designed to shield from the energetic changes going on in the local galactic region. I think they aren't trying to shield us all for good, I think the whole thing is a temporary measure, designed only to give themselves time to get underground if it turns out to be the big one. What's headed our way won't be stopped by a high metal content in the atmosphere, not for long. Maybe that's why the ones who from the sky came really wanted the gold, making it into a shield to try and stop what will be, way back when.

[Marianne]

Well, well, well (spittin')..............if you had used the correct chemical symbol for hydrogen peroxide, I'd've got it....OK! :p

Cheat!

11068

Sore loser!!
Now go find us a funny, Heyoka ...
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/318625_112205525556278_100152733428224_87282_1661383431_n.jpg

[Heyoka_11]

Sore loser!!.....Now go find us a funny, Heyoka ...

Sure thing Queenie Weenie, er, I mean Tootsie Wootsie..........nyuk nyuk nyuk

Here's both versions of "Thriller Cat".........

R7ssVT6T3mQ

pCp93rZN4_w

[ulli]

Morphing from The Lady in Red Letters to a little seven year old in pigtails one ribbon straggled open, scruffy saddle shoes, the biggest four eye glasses you ever saw, blue jeans with green stains on the knees, grey sweatshirt covered in sequins ...
<kicks Heyo in the shins for pigging the nyuks> <runs away chortling>
Hmmm...went retrograde on that one Sierra...saw my Sister and I jumpin' from sofa to chair to chair to sofa while home together from school with the measles chasin' one another...we were the youngest 2 of 8 kids, a few years apart...and She wore glasses as You describe : ) And I NEVER teased Her about it...and I do have my fingers crossed behind my back : ) HeHeHe!!!!
Retrograding here myself, my goodness! I'm four years old in the living room with my sisters and the baby sitter is annoyed with me for putting cornstarch on a chicken pox on the bottom of my foot. She sez, "Nobody gets chicken pox on the bottom of their foot."

Well I did ...

(and no the cornstarch did nuttin to get rid of the itchies! I was so disappointed!)

I'm backing you up here, Sierra. Had to nurse an ex through the worst case of chicken pox in history.
Nobody gets chicken pox inside their nostrils.
Nobody gets chicken pox between their toes
Nobody gets chicken pox on their .....
Yeah, right!!!!

[Guest]

Snowing here -very early snow a couple of days ago it was hot.

Made a good hot stew today and a German chocolate cake.

Nora

we are all related

[jcocks]

Nobody gets chicken pox on their .....
Yeah, right!!!!

Ouch. I can feel the pain :(

[Heyoka_11]

Nobody gets chicken pox on their .....
Yeah, right!!!!

Ouch. I can feel the pain :(

So will Marianne when she reads this.............eh Toots?

Heyoka :first:

11071


so that snake was not just a metaphor ...

:pound:

[PurpleLama]

This song goes out to all our friendly wizards , here and now, and especially to my buddy, Playdo.


1F7x2amg6Xg

[Marianne]

Nobody gets chicken pox on their .....
Yeah, right!!!!

Ouch. I can feel the pain :(

So will Marianne when she reads this.............eh Toots?

Heyoka :first:

11071


so that snake was not just a metaphor ...

:pound:

So this is the best you can do? Digging up tired old references from pages ago?

This is my payback for making you laugh earlier?

Still waiting for that blonde joke ....

[transiten]

Obviously the Sun has entered scorpio...........

[Lily de Cuir]

Hey you crazy lot,

We've had chemtrails here in northern New South Wales, Oz, yesterday. They are very rarely here, but around once a year, they drop their poop over our farms of avocados, coffee plantations etc.

Mmmm....
Lily

[Marianne]

The original Reiki ideals

The secret art of inviting happiness
The miraculous medicine of all diseases
Just for today, do not be angry
Do not worry and be filled with gratitude
Devote yourself to your work and be kind to people
Every morning and evening join your hands in prayer,
pray these words to your heart,
and chant these words with your mouth
Usui Reiki Treatment for the improvement of body and mind

Usui Mikao, the founder.

[ulli]

Nobody gets chicken pox on their .....
Yeah, right!!!!

Ouch. I can feel the pain :(

So will Marianne when she reads this.............eh Toots?

Heyoka :first:

11071


so that snake was not just a metaphor ...

:pound:

So this is the best you can do? Digging up tired old references from pages ago?

This is my payback for making you laugh earlier?

Still waiting for that blonde joke ....


He knows blonde jokes are verboten
and he is being a good boy.
Hey-good boy-yoka!
We will, however, need to remind him on occasion that
"tired old references from pages ago"
also have no place in a "Here and Now" thread.

[Marianne]

Nobody gets chicken pox on their .....
Yeah, right!!!!

Ouch. I can feel the pain :(

So will Marianne when she reads this.............eh Toots?

Heyoka :first:

11071


so that snake was not just a metaphor ...

:pound:

So this is the best you can do? Digging up tired old references from pages ago?

This is my payback for making you laugh earlier?

Still waiting for that blonde joke ....


He knows blonde jokes are verboten
and he is being a good boy.
Hey-good boy-yoka!
We will, however, need to remind him on occasion that
"tired old references from pages ago"
also have no place in a "Here and Now" thread.

All righty then Ulli ... thanks for making him toe the line. Does he owe me an apology?

[ulli]

Hey you crazy lot,

We've had chemtrails here in northern New South Wales, Oz, yesterday. They are very rarely here, but around once a year, they drop their poop over our farms of avocados, coffee plantations etc.

Mmmm....
Lily

Avocado farms, coffee plantations? Sounds like my home in Costa Rica.
But they haven't started spraying chemtrails over there yet or else they
would have regular midair collisions with planes from Colombia
which carry a different kind of chemical, ready to dump on the inner cities of the US.

[ulli]

Nobody gets chicken pox on their .....
Yeah, right!!!!

Ouch. I can feel the pain :(

So will Marianne when she reads this.............eh Toots?

Heyoka :first:

11071


so that snake was not just a metaphor ...

:pound:

So this is the best you can do? Digging up tired old references from pages ago?

This is my payback for making you laugh earlier?

Still waiting for that blonde joke ....


He knows blonde jokes are verboten
and he is being a good boy.
Hey-good boy-yoka!
We will, however, need to remind him on occasion that
"tired old references from pages ago"
also have no place in a "Here and Now" thread.

All righty then Ulli ... thanks for making him toe the line. Does he owe me an apology?

I don't know.
Do you need one?

I think there is a forum member who is a professional referee
and even goes by that name.
Perhaps we ought to alert him to what's happening on this thread.

[astrid]

Hey you crazy lot,

We've had chemtrails here in northern New South Wales, Oz, yesterday. They are very rarely here, but around once a year, they drop their poop over our farms of avocados, coffee plantations etc.

Mmmm....
Lily

No chemtrails here, just Angels.....

11074

[Calz]

This song goes out to all our friendly wizards , here and now, and especially to my buddy, Playdo.


1F7x2amg6Xg

Hey I still got that on vinyl.

Vinyl??? :shocked:

[ulli]

Hey you crazy lot,

We've had chemtrails here in northern New South Wales, Oz, yesterday. They are very rarely here, but around once a year, they drop their poop over our farms of avocados, coffee plantations etc.

Mmmm....
Lily

Avocado farms, coffee plantations? Sounds like my home in Costa Rica.
But they haven't started spraying chemtrails over there yet or else they
would have regular midair collisions with planes from Colombia
which carry a different kind of chemical, ready to dump on the inner cities of the US.


By the way, thanks for calling us a "crazy lot".
This is an honour.
On behalf of the village I accept the branding with pride.
Insanity can never infect those who are crazy
so anyone out there who wants to become SANE
join the crazy folks at the crazy corner
in the crazy village.

[Calz]

Speaking ... in the here and now ... of crazy lots.

I find it interesting the resonance here with crystals, astro and reiki.

Seriously, there has been more information passed along here regarding crystals than I remember (in the last year) from all other threads even though the title of the thread has nothing to do with it.

I like this village!!!

Perhaps this is the "next generation" smoking lounge of Avalon :smokin:

[Heyoka_11]

Still waiting for that blonde joke ....

Here you go Toots,

Here's a whole swag of 'em...............

wUj05NGmVxQ

Heyoka :first:
Heyoka :second:

Goodonya girls!

Junebug :third:

ulli :third:

[Lily de Cuir]

Hey you crazy lot,

We've had chemtrails here in northern New South Wales, Oz, yesterday. They are very rarely here, but around once a year, they drop their poop over our farms of avocados, coffee plantations etc.

Mmmm....
Lily

Avocado farms, coffee plantations? Sounds like my home in Costa Rica.
But they haven't started spraying chemtrails over there yet or else they
would have regular midair collisions with planes from Colombia
which carry a different kind of chemical, ready to dump on the inner cities of the US.

Hi Ulli,

I get what you are saying.

We have such a beautiful oasis here in Byron. Everything is lush, green and bountiful. And then you see these effing chemtrails about once a year criss-crossing the sky, dumping their poisons over our beautiful farms. Yes we have many avocado, coffee and macadamia plantations here.

We are semi rural here, I can hear the cows from my back porch. I love it! Being a Sydney girl it never fails to give me a thrill....:cow: (Apologies to Paul).

Love Lily (Aufwiedersehen, sp?, lol)
x

Mooooooo!

[ulli]

Obviously the Sun has entered scorpio...........

Truly a loaded Scorpionic remark...
How is anyone going to figure out what you mean there
unless they themselves are a Scorpio???

If you are referring to Heyoka and Marianne's bantering
as far as I remember that was already going on while the sun was in Libra as well.
They are forgiven as they do not know what they do.

To dilute the punch a bit:
Venus and Mercury are today conjunct at 3 degrees of Sagittarius.
Anyone with a planet there or 3 degrees of Leo or Aries should have a very nice day.

[astrid]

We have had some simply stunning weather here the last few days,
about time. I have so much energy, and have been very productive
in my garden, lots of food crops in and many seeds waiting to sprout.
Just really enjoying living by the cycles of nature.

[Calz]

Still waiting for that blonde joke ....

Here you go Toots,

Here's a whole swag of 'em...............

wUj05NGmVxQ

Heyoka :first:
Heyoka :second:

Goodonya girls!

Junebug :third:

ulli :third:

Yipes Big H ...

2 Ladies with Colored Letters on board now.

Stakes are getting rather high in the gender wars.

Despite being the jokster kinda guy I am ... to top it off you are doin' blond jokes now???

You are on your own my man ...

Very brave ... what's the kind of moth that flies into the flame on purpose again???

[eaglespirit]

Obviously the Sun has entered scorpio...........

Truly a loaded Scorpionic remark...
How is anyone going to figure out what you mean there
unless they themselves are a Scorpio???

If you are referring to Heyoka and Marianne's bantering
as far as I remember that was already going on while the sun was in Libra as well.
They are forgiven as they do not know what they do.

To dilute the punch a bit:
Venus and Mercury are today conjunct at 3 degrees of Sagittarius.
Anyone with a planet there or 3 degrees of Leo or Aries should have a very nice day.

I always have a nice day! But hey...I'm the crazy guy that stares at the sun ;)

[ulli]

Speaking ... in the here and now ... of crazy lots.

I find it interesting the resonance here with crystals, astro and reiki.

Seriously, there has been more information passed along here regarding crystals than I remember (in the last year) from all other threads even though the title of the thread has nothing to do with it.

I like this village!!!

Perhaps this is the "next generation" smoking lounge of Avalon :smokin:


As long as it doesn't become a Cigar Lounge....
old boy's club style.

[Lily de Cuir]

We have had some simply stunning weather here the last few days,
about time. I have so much energy, and have been very productive
in my garden, lots of food crops in and many seeds waiting to sprout.
Just really enjoying living by the cycles of nature.

Hi Astrid and all,

I've just bought myself a huge, big tub to grow some tomatoes, lettuce and some herbs for summer. I have no green thumb, but I'm going to give it a red hot go. Wish me luck.

We have beautiful rich, bright red soil here. Sh!t I can't go wrong, can I? Got heirloom seeds. I'm ready to go.

Again wish me luck!:high5:

Cheers,
Lily

[astrid]

COOL Lily, pm me if you get stuck,
I'm the food garden Queen these days.

[Heyoka_11]

You are on your own my man ...

Huh! First it's PL, now Commander Cal....... Now I know what it feels like to be truly alone :cry:


brave ... what's the kind of moth that flies into the flame on purpose again???

Man, as the Court Jester, I am supposed to dish up whatever humour has been requested, so just to set the record straight..........


Still waiting for that blonde joke ....

I was under orders from the Lady in Orange Letters

If that ain't good enough for the queen, she can sack her deputy!! :p

[ulli]

Not all blondes are dumb.
Here is a bright and clever one.
She might even have the last laugh after Heyoka has been given his last rites.


A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and s says, ‘I don’t care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.’

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly .

She says to the mortician, ‘Whatever this cost, I’m very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I’m very grateful. How much did you spend?’ To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.

‘There’s no charge,’ she says.

‘No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!’ she says.

‘Honestly, ma’am,’ the blonde says, ‘it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband’s size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearin g a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.’

‘So I just switched the heads.’

[Heyoka_11]

He knows blonde jokes are verboten
and he is being a good boy.
Hey-good boy-yoka!
We will, however, need to remind him on occasion that
"tired old references from pages ago"
also have no place in a "Here and Now" thread.

Huh? What the............

Oh well, guess I'm off the hook then.

Suppose Call will come running back now full of apologies. :lol:


She might even have the last laugh after Heyoka has been given his last rites.
Oops! Didn't notice that one up top! Might have to rethink my next move.

tbc.............

[ulli]

He knows blonde jokes are verboten
and he is being a good boy.
Hey-good boy-yoka!
We will, however, need to remind him on occasion that
"tired old references from pages ago"
also have no place in a "Here and Now" thread.

Huh? What the............

Oh well, guess I'm off the hook then.

Suppose Call will come running back now full of apologies. :lol:

You have been placed back ON the hook after the blonde joke vid.
Wasn't easy to do as your head was off already....
Had to hang you upside down......................

[ulli]

He knows blonde jokes are verboten
and he is being a good boy.
Hey-good boy-yoka!
We will, however, need to remind him on occasion that
"tired old references from pages ago"
also have no place in a "Here and Now" thread.

Huh? What the............

Oh well, guess I'm off the hook then.

Suppose Call will come running back now full of apologies. :lol:


She might even have the last laugh after Heyoka has been given his last rites.
Oops! Didn't notice that one up top! Might have to rethink my next move.

tbc.............

tbc???
tbc???

...only in a new thread in the channeled materials section of Avalon:
"Messages From The Beyond and Hereafter"
by the late Heyoka.
Such is the fate of geezers that indulged in DB jokes once too often.

[Heyoka_11]

Such is the fate of geezers that indulged in DB jokes once too often.

And what, prey tell, of your geezer deputy, the Lady In Orange Letters, who requested said DB jokes?

Suppose she gets a royal raise? :p :p

[ulli]

Such is the fate of geezers that indulged in DB jokes once too often.

And what, prey tell, of your geezer deputy, the Lady In Orange Letters, who requested said DB jokes?

Suppose she gets a royal raise?


So you still don't geddit?

She was only testing your MODERATION level, DUH!!!
nyuk, nyuk.

[Heyoka_11]

So you still don't geddit? ....... She was only testing your MODERATION level, DUH!!!......nyuk, nyuk.

Moderation levels interest me not!

The use of my phrase however is of great concern. You are the second, if not third, thief today to use........nyuk nyuk

Man, I've been framed!

1uOIjc_ge68

[ulli]

So you still don't geddit? ....... She was only testing your MODERATION level, DUH!!!......nyuk, nyuk.

Moderation levels interest me not!

The use of my phrase however is of great concern. You are the second, if not third, thief today to use........nyuk nyuk

Man, I've been framed!

1uOIjc_ge68

Framed is right:
http://www.alanaldridge.net/HTML%20embed/images/Penguin/04KissKiss.jpg

[Heyoka_11]

Vous êtes une très voilent la reine Ulli. Etes-vous sûr que vous êtes à la hauteur du pacifique ruuning le village. Nous douce folkloriques les hommes sont fatigués de votre style tyrannique de la dictature. Phooey à vous!

Heyoka :first: :p :p :p:p :p

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

[ulli]

Vous êtes une très voilent la reine Ulli. Etes-vous sûr que vous êtes à la hauteur du pacifique ruuning le village. Nous douce folkloriques les hommes sont fatigués de votre style tyrannique de la dictature. Phooey à vous!

Heyoka :first: :p :p :p:p :p

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

.....KIDding, mon ami.
Vacilando. Alles nur Spass. Humor oscuro.

I will give you one more chance to make your "famous" last words more memorable, and maybe even famous.
Queen ulli, tapping her fingers...

[Heyoka_11]

Vous êtes une très voilent la reine Ulli. Etes-vous sûr que vous êtes à la hauteur du pacifique ruuning le village. Nous douce folkloriques les hommes sont fatigués de votre style tyrannique de la dictature. Phooey à vous!

Heyoka :first: :p :p :p:p :p

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

.....KIDding, mon ami.
Vacilando. Alles nur Spass. Humor oscuro.

I will give you one more chance to make your "famous" last words more memorable, and maybe even famous.
Queen ulli, tapping her fingers...

Hah! I gotchya!!

That has made Heyoka's day. :dance: :p :p

Nah! What ya' see is what ya' get!

[Marianne]

Here and now, back from my folks' house. Mom was still sleeping, very unusual for her. Pop was up and making coffee. I made him breakfast. It's so cute how he tries to take care of stuff when Mom's not feeling well. The dogs didn't know what to think that she wasn't up yet. She deserves a Saturday morning rest-in.

It's chilly here, but have a sunny blue sky and it's a new day. Hope it brings lots of good stuff your way.

Marianne/Junebug
(I still don't know who I am)

[Heyoka_11]

(I still don't know who I am)

The enemy, that's who!

[ulli]

Here and now, back from my folks' house. Mom was still sleeping, very unusual for her. Pop was up and making coffee. I made him breakfast. It's so cute how he tries to take care of stuff when Mom's not feeling well. The dogs didn't know what to think that she wasn't up yet. She deserves a Saturday morning rest-in.

It's chilly here, but have a sunny blue sky and it's a new day. Hope it brings lots of good stuff your way.

Marianne/Junebug
(I still don't know who I am)


The first step to finding your true self is by going back to your roots.
So you are doing great.
The second step is finding out who your enemies are, and what they are made of.
You are doing great there, too.

As queen of this village I want to ensure that you live in peace
so I take measures that your enemies rest in peace.

http://projectavalon.net/forum4/attachment.php?attachmentid=11075&thumb=1&d=1320499014

Sorry for the delay in our village Halloween party.
Calz is to replace the court jester.
Tony will receive his next assignment at noon tomorrow.

[PurpleLama]

Now the Ghost of Tony Hokey Heyoka will haunt this thread forever with never ending nyuks.


In honor of our beloved Commander:

dHXASQkHD1s

I remind her majesty the Queen that we *ate* Lt. Commander Calz (promoted from yeoman not long before) just last week. We are running out of comedians.

[ulli]

Commander Calz was spat out...
not as savory a morsel to chew as he is to behold.
It was his double the village consumed.

Ask the mortician about such things, she knows.
You will find her further up on this page.

[Sierra]

I remind her majesty the Queen that we *ate* Lt. Commander Calz (promoted from yeoman not long before) just last week. We are running out of comedians.

<patting PurpleLama consolingly> That's all right PL, Calz is fine. That was only his bi-located body we ate ...

[Marianne]

Such is the fate of geezers that indulged in DB jokes once too often.

And what, prey tell, of your geezer deputy, the Lady In Orange Letters, who requested said DB jokes?

Suppose she gets a royal raise? :p :p

:mmph: I said BLONDE jokes, not dumb blonde jokes.

Oh, Hoki-Loki is gone? Ahh ... yes.

But I am being haunted by airborne nyuks .... they're everywhere... we need to do an energy cleansing in the village.

[Marianne]

Framed is right:
http://www.alanaldridge.net/HTML%20embed/images/Penguin/04KissKiss.jpg

Ulli, is this the mortician of which you speak?

[ulli]

Such is the fate of geezers that indulged in DB jokes once too often.

And what, prey tell, of your geezer deputy, the Lady In Orange Letters, who requested said DB jokes?

Suppose she gets a royal raise? :p :p

:mmph: I said BLONDE jokes, not dumb blonde jokes.

Oh, Hoki-Loki is gone? Ahh ... yes.

But I am being haunted by airborne nyuks .... they're everywhere... we need to do an energy cleansing in the village.

the nyuks you are perceiving are just an abbreviation of "New York sucks".
which I have been sending out into the ether
so my kids won't ever contemplate the idea of moving there.

I know that right now their feet are hurting from so much walking
down those windy canyons.

[ulli]

Framed is right:
http://www.alanaldridge.net/HTML%20embed/images/Penguin/04KissKiss.jpg

Ulli, is this the mortician of which you speak?

No that's Heyoka as he was pronouncing his famous last words.

Here is the young blonde brilliant mortician:

I know you did a tl;dr* on that post but I must ask you to read it carefully:

Not all blondes are dumb.
Here is a bright and clever one.
She might even have the last laugh after Heyoka has been given his last rites.


A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and s says, ‘I don’t care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.’

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly .

She says to the mortician, ‘Whatever this cost, I’m very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I’m very grateful. How much did you spend?’ To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.

‘There’s no charge,’ she says.

‘No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!’ she says.

‘Honestly, ma’am,’ the blonde says, ‘it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband’s size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearin g a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.’

‘So I just switched the heads.’

* tl;dr stands for "too long; didn't read"...urban slang for commentary on long forum posts.

[transiten]

Obviously the Sun has entered scorpio...........

Truly a loaded Scorpionic remark...
How is anyone going to figure out what you mean there
unless they themselves are a Scorpio???

If you are referring to Heyoka and Marianne's bantering
as far as I remember that was already going on while the sun was in Libra as well.
They are forgiven as they do not know what they do.

To dilute the punch a bit:
Venus and Mercury are today conjunct at 3 degrees of Sagittarius.
Anyone with a planet there or 3 degrees of Leo or Aries should have a very nice day.

No i was referring to the snakesymbolism..............and also just short after posting i went to the gym, and in a window in the same building i saw a BIG woodensnake lying on a table, probably some sudio of sorts.........

[transiten]

Here and now, back from my folks' house. Mom was still sleeping, very unusual for her. Pop was up and making coffee. I made him breakfast. It's so cute how he tries to take care of stuff when Mom's not feeling well. The dogs didn't know what to think that she wasn't up yet. She deserves a Saturday morning rest-in.

It's chilly here, but have a sunny blue sky and it's a new day. Hope it brings lots of good stuff your way.

Marianne/Junebug
(I still don't know who I am)


The first step to finding your true self is by going back to your roots.
So you are doing great.
The second step is finding out who your enemies are, and what they are made of.
You are doing great there, too.

As queen of this village I want to ensure that you live in peace
so I take measures that your enemies rest in peace.

http://projectavalon.net/forum4/attachment.php?attachmentid=11075&thumb=1&d=1320499014

Sorry for the delay in our village Halloween party.
Calz is to replace the court jester.
Tony will receive his next assignment at noon tomorrow.

Tombstone and blond morticians..........Plutonic/scorpionic issue...

[transiten]

Framed is right:
http://www.alanaldridge.net/HTML%20embed/images/Penguin/04KissKiss.jpg

Ulli, is this the mortician of which you speak?

No that's Heyoka as he was pronouncing his famous last words.

Here is the young blonde brilliant mortician:

I know you did a tl;dr* on that post but I must ask you to read it carefully:

Not all blondes are dumb.
Here is a bright and clever one.
She might even have the last laugh after Heyoka has been given his last rites.


A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and s says, ‘I don’t care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.’

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly .

She says to the mortician, ‘Whatever this cost, I’m very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I’m very grateful. How much did you spend?’ To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.

‘There’s no charge,’ she says.

‘No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!’ she says.

‘Honestly, ma’am,’ the blonde says, ‘it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband’s size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearin g a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.’

‘So I just switched the heads.’

* tl;dr stands for "too long; didn't read"...urban slang for commentary on long forum posts.

And what about this cruel picture and the morbid humour...well well a lot of Cap and Saturn helps...pondering Pluto in Capricorn...how many Caps and pple with a strong Saturn are there in this thread?

[ulli]

Hello there, Transiten.
Remember, both Heyoka and Ulli are Capricorns. I don't know about the rest of his chart, but I have Pluto rising and in Leo,
which might explain some of my heavy-handedness.

Although I am usually fair (blonde), and just (forgiving), today Heyoka played his jester role too far. (Venus/Mercury conjunct in Sagittarius)
And just as I happen to have transiting Jupiter squaring my Mars.
So I thought 'what the heck, let's bury the guy'. He was warned, after all.

Junebug, (later Marianne) did a fine job at protecting the throne, but could only do so much.
No way am I changing the color of my hair for him to shut up, or worse, start wearing a wig.
Like poor Andy Warhol. Or a hat, like Bill Ryan.
Barbados is too hot for that.

[transiten]

:lol: You know something? I've been a brunette most of my life, but lately i've turned to a blondie (half natural half fake) They say blondes have more fun??? Let's see about that:dance::dance::dance:

I surely need some more fun since i'm locked in a Saturnbox, the Old Devil conjoining my Ascendant from the 12:th also conj Mars squaring my MC:ballchain:

[ulli]

:lol: You know something? I've been a brunette most of my life, but lately i've turned to a blondie (half natural half fake) They say blondes have more fun??? Let's see about that:dance::dance::dance:

I surely need some more fun since i'm locked in a Saturnbox, the Old Devil conjoining my Ascendant from the 12:th also conj Mars squaring my MC:ballchain:



Saturn can be quite funny, one just has to work harder to see the funny side.

Here is some dark humour for you: I doubt that men would find this one funny, but women might just get a chuckle out of it

http://www.weirdexistence.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/tilted_tens_oddly_640_07.jpg

[PurpleLama]

Why wouldn't men find that funny?! I resemble that remark!




Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk

[ulli]

Ah, My dear PurplaLama
You rose to the challenge
as I expected you would.

Funny in what way?? Did you LOL?

[transiten]

:lol: You know something? I've been a brunette most of my life, but lately i've turned to a blondie (half natural half fake) They say blondes have more fun??? Let's see about that:dance::dance::dance:

I surely need some more fun since i'm locked in a Saturnbox, the Old Devil conjoining my Ascendant from the 12:th also conj Mars squaring my MC:ballchain:



Saturn can be quite funny, one just has to work harder to see the funny side.

Here is some dark humour for you: I doubt that men would find this one funny, but women might just get a chuckle out of it

http://www.weirdexistence.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/tilted_tens_oddly_640_07.jpg

Well for me personally it makes me think of being born into my Saturn Box....also my mother developed schizophrenia and was paranoid thinking someone was trying to poison her with gas in our apartment....i'm absolutely serious now, this is TRUE so now we're talking plutonic issues...my Scorpio Sun conj Mercury also being square Pluto...........

[ulli]

WOW, Transiten, this is the power of the unconscious at work.
If I had known that about your past I probably would have avoided putting that image there, out of common decency.

Whatever spirit wants you to confront your mother's demons took a hold of me when I chose that image.
Around the time I made that post I was still at the other house (my son's)
now back at my apartment to get some fresh clothes.
I had just started reading the thread about shamanism
which was started today by a new member of Avalon...Ishtar who is a shaman herself.
I was strongly aware of my own guides using me at this time.

It's Sunday morning for Tony...
he should be waking up any moment and discover he has no memory of ever talking dishonorably of blonde women.

[PurpleLama]

Here and Now, up on my roof, removing nails and replacing them with screws, as per my instructions from the insurance company. I am seriously questioning the wisdom of this, as most of these nails don't want to come out even with a hammer and pry bar.

[Calz]

Let me know when it is safe to come out again ...

:peep:

Calz ... here and now ... is laying in a fetal position clinging desperately to his black tourmaline for protection ...

[PurpleLama]

My black tourm has quartz and mica inclusions, the one in my pocket. There are two small really lustrous, but fragile pieces on the front door frame. On the altar outside there is a piece that weighs a few pounds, I think, and also a comparably sized snowflake obsidian, for grounding the energies out there. I am thinking of making a little video showing some of my favorite pieces. I did that video of the altar spaces, but I didn't focus too much on the crystals, then.

[Heyoka_11]

Remember, both Heyoka and Ulli are Capricorns. I don't know about the rest of his chart, but I have Pluto rising and in Leo, which might explain some of my heavy-handedness.

A message from beyond the grave...................

Rising Sign is in 23 degrees Aquarius
Sun is in 19 degrees Capricorn
Moon is in 18 degrees Libra
Mercury is in 22 degrees Capricorn
Venus is in 05 degrees Pisces
Mars is in 04 degrees Cancer
Jupiter is in 16 degrees Capricorn
Saturn is in 20 degrees Capricorn
Uranus is in 25 degrees Leo
Neptune is in 11 degrees Scorpio
Pluto is in 07 degrees Virgo
N.Node is in 07 degrees Virgo

It's all double dutch to me, but this much I do know; it all adds up to one hell of a cool dude :p

By the way........... there are re-runs of the Three Stooges 24 / 7 up here; might stay a while :lol: nyuk nyuk nyuk

[Marianne]

My black tourm has quartz and mica inclusions, the one in my pocket. There are two small really lustrous, but fragile pieces on the front door frame. On the altar outside there is a piece that weighs a few pounds, I think, and also a comparably sized snowflake obsidian, for grounding the energies out there. I am thinking of making a little video showing some of my favorite pieces. I did that video of the altar spaces, but I didn't focus too much on the crystals, then.

Please do, PL ... focus on the crystals. : )

[Sierra]

Here and Now, up on my roof, removing nails and replacing them with screws, as per my instructions from the insurance company. I am seriously questioning the wisdom of this, as most of these nails don't want to come out even with a hammer and pry bar.

Wouldn't it be easier to simply put in screws next to the nails?

[Heyoka_11]

:mmph: I said BLONDE jokes, not dumb blonde jokes.

Another message from beyond the grave...............

You really are missing the point here Toots; so I shall, once again, help you to see what is in front of your nose:

The phrase, "dumb blonde" is tautological in nature, capiche?

Asking for a "blonde joke", is asking for a "dumb blonde" joke.

Now I remember seeing either your avatar or profile picture when you joined, and you 'aint on of 'em. But your folks, grandparents perhaps?

There has to be a rusty link in your family chain somewhere along the line!

[Marianne]

:mmph: I said BLONDE jokes, not dumb blonde jokes.

Another message from beyond the grave...............

You really are missing the point here Toots; so I shall, once again, help you to see what is in front of your nose:

The phrase, "dumb blonde" is tautological in nature, capiche?

Asking for a "blonde joke", is asking for a "dumb blonde" joke.

Now I remember seeing either your avatar or profile picture when you joined, and you 'aint on of 'em. But your folks, grandparents perhaps?

There has to be a rusty link in your family chain somewhere along the line!

You have a faulty recollection, Hoki-Loki ... that first avatar pic was blonde. not bleached pale blonde, but blonde. The album pic with Pooky looks very dark, but it's the lighting ... they don't have much light up north in NH ... it was actually light brown/dark blonde. As a child I was a tow-head (oh lordy, what are you going to do with that one??) -- do you have that expression in Oz? means pale pale blonde. Like Max in my Junebug album. So you are way off base, mister. You still owe me an apology, you know. Just on general principle. Pay up.

[PurpleLama]

Here and Now, up on my roof, removing nails and replacing them with screws, as per my instructions from the insurance company. I am seriously questioning the wisdom of this, as most of these nails don't want to come out even with a hammer and pry bar.

Wouldn't it be easier to simply put in screws next to the nails?

The dang insurance company wants the nails out, and the screws in. Funny, Tony Hokey said the exact same thing!

[ulli]

Remember, both Heyoka and Ulli are Capricorns. I don't know about the rest of his chart, but I have Pluto rising and in Leo, which might explain some of my heavy-handedness.

A message from beyond the grave...................

Rising Sign is in 23 degrees Aquarius
Sun is in 19 degrees Capricorn
Moon is in 18 degrees Libra
Mercury is in 22 degrees Capricorn
Venus is in 05 degrees Pisces
Mars is in 04 degrees Cancer
Jupiter is in 16 degrees Capricorn
Saturn is in 20 degrees Capricorn
Uranus is in 25 degrees Leo
Neptune is in 11 degrees Scorpio
Pluto is in 07 degrees Virgo
N.Node is in 07 degrees Virgo

It's all double dutch to me, but this much I do know; it all adds up to one hell of a cool dude :p

By the way........... there are re-runs of the Three Stooges 24 / 7 up here; might stay a while :lol: nyuk nyuk nyuk

hmmm....January 10, 1961...around 8:30 in the morning.
Good chart, except he's a speed freak and would make an AWFUL husband.
High maintenance guy.

[Heyoka_11]

Yet another message from beyond the grave.................


You have a faulty recollection, Hoki-Loki ... that first avatar pic was blonde.

Brilliant case in point Toots, and thank you so much for providing conclusive evidence in support of my prior claim. You are most gracious.


As a child I was a tow-head (oh lordy, what are you going to do with that one??)

Sit on it for a bit!


You still owe me an apology, you know. Just on general principle. Pay up.

Fat chance...........towd-head :pound:

[PurpleLama]

Ok, whoever posts #1999 must say in said post "I'm gonna party like it's 1999" I feel this should be required.

[Sierra]

Here and Now, up on my roof, removing nails and replacing them with screws, as per my instructions from the insurance company. I am seriously questioning the wisdom of this, as most of these nails don't want to come out even with a hammer and pry bar.

Wouldn't it be easier to simply put in screws next to the nails?

The dang insurance company wants the nails out, and the screws in. Funny, Tony Hokey said the exact same thing!

What a stupid insurance company PL ... Take the nails out, and now you have holes for leaks and water expansion damage ...

[Heyoka_11]

The dang insurance company wants the nails out, and the screws in. Funny, Tony Hokey said the exact same thing!

Sheesh........how many more messages from beyond the grave?

Tony Hokey wishes to officially retract his suggestion to place the screws adjacent to existing fasteners. For Sierra to have made the same suggestion proves only one thing...........

............the concept is fundmentally flawed.

[ThePythonicCow]

What a stupid insurance company PL ... Take the nails out, and now you have holes for leaks and water expansion damage ...
Do the screws go into the old nail holes?

As for removing the nails, perhaps nails could walk up and create a leak, even if currently tight and even if screws also present.

Or perhaps, depending on what kind of roof it is, there is not easy space for adding screws to existing nails.

[Sierra]

hmmm....January 10, 1961...around 8:30 in the morning.
Good chart, except he's a speed freak and would make an AWFUL husband.
High maintenance guy.

:pound: Busted! Soooo busted! :pound:

[eaglespirit]

Here and Now, up on my roof, removing nails and replacing them with screws, as per my instructions from the insurance company. I am seriously questioning the wisdom of this, as most of these nails don't want to come out even with a hammer and pry bar.

PurpleLama, Why didn't You call me? I would have assessed the situation with You in real time and We would have done what needed to be done...and You know better than to listen to insurance companies...hahaha!!! :ear:
I have wings Ya know and can fly anywhere anytime...and not to try to be top-humor-dog(ummm who is that now: )...but you got screwed by $goobers$!!!
I'm sure You did a great job...I bet You drew some blood too...from a finger or 2...that'll add Your energy to the ether, Thanks : )
http://www.fingerpain.org/images/sore_fingers.jpg

.......oh my, we're on page 100 :eek:

[ulli]

The dang insurance company wants the nails out, and the screws in. Funny, Tony Hokey said the exact same thing!

Sheesh........how many more messages from beyond the grave?

Tony Hokey wishes to officially retract his suggestion to place the screws adjacent to existing fasteners. For Sierra to have made the same suggestion proves only one thing...........

............the concept is fundmentally flawed.

Projection! The flaw is in the beholder.

[Heyoka_11]

hmmm....January 10, 1961...around 8:30 in the morning.

Hey Toots..........it was 8:10 in the morning. Missed by 20 minutes :p What software ya' runnin'?


Good chart, except he's a speed freak

Care to elaborate?


and would make an AWFUL husband.

If you are refering to my high maintenance ways, then read on Toots.


High maintenance guy.

Yep! I am; and I manage to fund my high maintenace ways quite well honey :p

Heyoka :first:

ulli ..............

[Heyoka_11]

hmmm....January 10, 1961...around 8:30 in the morning.
Good chart, except he's a speed freak and would make an AWFUL husband.
High maintenance guy.

:pound: Busted! Soooo busted! :pound:

Who invited you to the party in the first place.....rain in the face :p

EDIT!!

Hey Sierra....maybe you'd like to go and unlock poor old afflicto's thread.........

...........how many accidental locks does that make it Toots........3, and that's just what I've seen.

:pound: Hopeless! Soooooo hopeless! :pound:

Heyoka :first:

Sierra............

[Marianne]

Here and Now, up on my roof, removing nails and replacing them with screws, as per my instructions from the insurance company. I am seriously questioning the wisdom of this, as most of these nails don't want to come out even with a hammer and pry bar.


PurpleLama, Why didn't You call me. I would have assessed the situation with You in real time and We would have done what needed to be done...and You know better than to listen to insurance companies...hahaha!!! :ear:
I have wings Ya know and can fly anywhere anytime...and not to try to be top-humor-dog(ummm who is that now: )...but you got screwed by $goobers$!!!
I'm sure You did a great job...I bet You drew some blood too...from a finger or 2...that'll add Your energy to the ether, Thanks : )
ES, you have my vote for top-humor dog! hahahaha!
Here's your angel-self :angel:

[PurpleLama]

They were roofing nails, as nails go they were the right kind for metal roofs, so I've been prying them out and dropping the longer screws into the same holes.

I've had a few claims on this ol' house, so the insurance sent out the rabid underwriter to give me a list of repairs they want me to make in order to keep the policy. We are going to be looking into other insurance possibilities, at any rate, whether we get canceled or not.

Sure, ES, you're more than welcome to fly down and help out!

[ulli]

They were roofing nails, as nails go they were the right kind for metal roofs, so I've been prying them out and dropping the longer screws into the same holes.

I've had a few claims on this ol' house, so the insurance sent out the rabid underwriter to give me a list of repairs they want me to make in order to keep the policy. We are going to be looking into other insurance possibilities, at any rate, whether we get canceled or not.

Sure, ES, you're more than welcome to fly down and help out!

I wouldn't bother with insurance unless it's a mortgage company requirement.
Check your chart for 4th house planets, and unless you have Mars, Pluto or Uranus there
don't even worry about ever finding your house getting destroyed..
Not likely to happen.

[eaglespirit]

They were roofing nails, as nails go they were the right kind for metal roofs, so I've been prying them out and dropping the longer screws into the same holes.

I've had a few claims on this ol' house, so the insurance sent out the rabid underwriter to give me a list of repairs they want me to make in order to keep the policy. We are going to be looking into other insurance possibilities, at any rate, whether we get canceled or not.

Sure, ES, you're more than welcome to fly down and help out!

Did You send the underwriter Love and Light? Just wonderin' if it formed a squirm or two on his/her face : )

[Sierra]

...........how many accidental locks does that make it Toots........3, and that's just what I've seen.

:pound: Hopeless! Soooooo hopeless! :pound:

Heyoka :third:

Sierra............

My name ain't Toots! :first:

[Heyoka_11]

...........how many accidental locks does that make it Toots........3, and that's just what I've seen.

:pound: Hopeless! Soooooo hopeless! :pound:

Heyoka :third:

Sierra............

My name ain't Toots! :first:

Sorry 'bout that Toots!.......and give me that dang gold cup back!

[Sierra]

Heyoka :third:
Sierra............
My name ain't Toots! :first:
Sorry 'bout that Toots!.......and give me that dang gold cup back!
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! He finally notices!

[ulli]

Curious now who is getting the 2000th post...
will there be a scramble, I wonder?

[Seikou-Kishi]

Heyoka :third:
Sierra............
My name ain't Toots! :first:
Sorry 'bout that Toots!.......and give me that dang gold cup back!
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! He finally notices!

You haven't changed a bit. Bonus.