Here and Now...What's Happening?

[markoid]

WTF! We are getting what looks suspiciously like chemtrails again today in the area where I live (as mentioned by Lily a few pages back), and it is the third or 4th day this week! I don't really know what to think about the whole chemtrail theory... like everything we deal with it seems unprovable though there is much seemingly plausible evidence.


Here is a new vid of one of my songs. A bunch of friends and I got together a while ago to honor the life of dearly loved spiritual brother who left us last year... we swapped stories and memories, played music, laughed and cried. I miss him a lot!

hVW_uYWHn-c

[Heyoka_11]

****, ****, ****! He finally notices!

I spotted that straight away I'll have know, and it was my idea way back, so stop doing it! :p

And stop using my words as well, copy cat! :p

And go find your own routine, miss, miss, miss...........not original :p

[Heyoka_11]

Curious now who is getting the 2000th post...
will there be a scramble, I wonder?

Oh yeh, sure.......like make a big fuss over the two thousandth post why dont ya', whilst you conveniently chose to totally ignore the one thousandth, which just so happened to be mine!

You are just so, so, so...........mean, and cruel, and, and, and...........nasty :cry:

[Marianne]

WTF! We are getting what looks suspiciously like chemtrails again today in the area where I live (as mentioned by Lily a few pages back), and it is the third or 4th day this week! I don't really know what to think about the whole chemtrail theory... like everything we deal with it seems unprovable though there is much seemingly plausible evidence.

Here is a new vid of one of my songs. A bunch of friends and I got together a while ago to honor the life of dearly loved spiritual brother who left us last year... we swapped stories and memories, played music, laughed and cried. I miss him a lot!

hVW_uYWHn-c

Mark!! Love your song ... a wonderful tribute to your friend. I hope it helped heal your heart.

[Sierra]

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! He finally notices!
You haven't changed a bit. Bonus.

:hug: I'm quite set in my ways ... :thumb:

[Sierra]

And stop using my words as well, copy cat! :p
And go find your own routine, miss, miss, miss...........not original :p

Ok, dolling, the nyuks nyuks are yours :kiss: peace my brother (for Heyo: :first:)

Night night, don't let the bedbugs bite ...

Sierra :wave:

[Heyoka_11]

And stop using my words as well, copy cat! :p
And go find your own routine, miss, miss, miss...........not original :p

Ok, dolling, the nyuks nyuks are yours :kiss: peace my brother (for Heyo: :first:)

Night night, don't let the bedbugs bite ...

Sierra :wave:

Oh, well............ that's it then is it?

OK, Thank you...................Sierra.

And here is a good night gift for you:

Sierra :first: :wave:

Oh man that hurt! She will sleep better with a clear conscience mind you..........

[transiten]

Remember, both Heyoka and Ulli are Capricorns. I don't know about the rest of his chart, but I have Pluto rising and in Leo, which might explain some of my heavy-handedness.

A message from beyond the grave...................

Rising Sign is in 23 degrees Aquarius
Sun is in 19 degrees Capricorn
Moon is in 18 degrees Libra
Mercury is in 22 degrees Capricorn
Venus is in 05 degrees Pisces
Mars is in 04 degrees Cancer
Jupiter is in 16 degrees Capricorn
Saturn is in 20 degrees Capricorn
Uranus is in 25 degrees Leo
Neptune is in 11 degrees Scorpio
Pluto is in 07 degrees Virgo
N.Node is in 07 degrees Virgo

It's all double dutch to me, but this much I do know; it all adds up to one hell of a cool dude :p

By the way........... there are re-runs of the Three Stooges 24 / 7 up here; might stay a while :lol: nyuk nyuk nyuk

hmmm....January 10, 1961...around 8:30 in the morning.
Good chart, except he's a speed freak and would make an AWFUL husband.
High maintenance guy.

Of cousre i couldn't resist from checking the synastry btw heyokas and my charts

Hmmm, seems like my intention to "use" (Saturn trait, also got Venus and Jupiter in cap) this thread for self analyzis and therapy is manifesting...i had a relationship with an Aquarian born -61 and our synastry had Mars/Urans and Mars/Pluto conj......a skilled astrologer like ulli might be able to tell the age difference and also the tendency for these aspects not to manifest in a positive way unless the pesons involved are higly individuated working together with totally revolutionize and transform technology and society.

But heyoka don't worry there's a lot of easygoing aspects like Jupiter/Venus conj an Sun trine Asc also. And we've both got Libra Moon conjoined suppose this is what i sensed whe you sent me a PM when my beloved shorthaired collie Pajazzo passed over. He was Leo like my mother both having their Suns conj my Pluto.

Here's a beautiful moment from yesterday evening as i went to my mothers grave together with my Aquarian friend born the same day as my father feb 2 (her mother is born the same day as me nov 18) with her Aquarian 11 year old Aquarian Sun, Scorpio Moon son, with whom i have a very special bond (have no children of my own)

On our way home we meet a couple with a soble short haired collie....they are extremely rare in Sweden. We all went up to pat the dog and talk to the couple and of course i felt like crying and some five minutes later Jonas says "I think you need a hug"...you know i really appreciate a hug from the often emotionally somewhat distanced Aquarians!

[ulli]

WTF! We are getting what looks suspiciously like chemtrails again today in the area where I live (as mentioned by Lily a few pages back), and it is the third or 4th day this week! I don't really know what to think about the whole chemtrail theory... like everything we deal with it seems unprovable though there is much seemingly plausible evidence.


Here is a new vid of one of my songs. A bunch of friends and I got together a while ago to honor the life of dearly loved spiritual brother who left us last year... we swapped stories and memories, played music, laughed and cried. I miss him a lot!


Thank you for that, Markoid. Very, very nice. Death transforms not only those who die but also those who are left behind.

[transiten]

Here's a quote from an unknown author that applies to both men and women posted by Greg Braden on facebook:

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot
Who calls you back when you hang up on him
Who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep
Wait for the boy who kisses you forehead
Who wnats to show you off when you are in your sweats
Who holds your hand in front of his friends
Who thinks you're just as pretty without make up on
One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares
And how lucky he is to have you
The one who truns to his friends and says, that's her....

I once had a boyfriend like that for 7 years but my Karmic demons had another agenda where i was to meet the absolute opposite...

[ulli]

Here's a quote from an unknown author that applies to both men and women posted by Greg Braden on facebook:

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot
Who calls you back when you hang up on him
Who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep
Wait for the boy who kisses you forehead
Who wnats to show you off when you are in your sweats
Who holds your hand in front of his friends
Who thinks you're just as pretty without make up on
One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares
And how lucky he is to have you
The one who truns to his friends and says, that's her....

I once had a boyfriend like that for 7 years but my Karmic demons had another agenda where i was to meet the absolute opposite...


@ Transiten,
I find most charts between a couple contain some polar opposites.
My female clients all had some ex boyfriend who worshipped the ground they walked on,
who was then discarded for a guy who really didn't deserve them.
But I think it has to do not only with Karma, but with a higher divine plan to integrate opposites in this age.

Being very polarized not only helps the individuals to grow but also creates a "field" that makes the couple a dynamic factor with the community.
It gives their children the challenge to build bridges instead of playing one parent against the other.
My husband and I have our moons 180 degrees apart, mine in Taurus, his in Scorpio.
We are hardly ever on the same page, emotionally.
But his sun is right on my Venus (Sagittarius), we have nearly the same Leo Ascendant,
my Mars/Mercury conjunction falls on his Venus in his 7th house, his Libra Jupiter trines my Uranus and sextiles my Venus...my Jupiter is exactly on his Mercury...
so the positive outweighs the negative...

[Lisab]

WTF! We are getting what looks suspiciously like chemtrails again today in the area where I live (as mentioned by Lily a few pages back), and it is the third or 4th day this week! I don't really know what to think about the whole chemtrail theory... like everything we deal with it seems unprovable though there is much seemingly plausible evidence.


Here is a new vid of one of my songs. A bunch of friends and I got together a while ago to honor the life of dearly loved spiritual brother who left us last year... we swapped stories and memories, played music, laughed and cried. I miss him a lot!

hVW_uYWHn-c

That was so lovely. Thanks for sharing Mark, Brilliant.x

[ulli]

Curious now who is getting the 2000th post...
will there be a scramble, I wonder?

Oh yeh, sure.......like make a big fuss over the two thousandth post why dont ya', whilst you conveniently chose to totally ignore the one thousandth, which just so happened to be mine!

You are just so, so, so...........mean, and cruel, and, and, and...........nasty :cry:

Well that's where you are wrong, Heyoka.
I had set it up so that you would get your chance.
Which you didn't seize for whatever reason.

When post number 1000 happened I wasn't looking at post numbers,
and I sincerely apologize,
but when you came along and made such a fuss about it I thought, hmmm...
we have to humour Heyoka a little to avoid him throwing any more tantrums in public.
Anyway, now waiting to see what will happen with #3000.

[eaglespirit]

Night night, don't let the bedbugs bite ...

Sierra :wave:

Good Morning My Fine Angel Feathered Friends of Ulli Land!

Having an early memory road here and now chat with the close Friend whose home I am visiting and we had just been reminiscing and mentioned "Goodnight, don't let the bedbugs bite" and what is the first post and words I see when I came to this thread? Sierra's sign off : )
Yep, Synchronicity! Many other snippets were in our talk riding the theme of some other posts...sooooooooooo, the upgrade of Consciousness IS taking hold, Folks...BIG Time...in the Now Moments...a Time like no other to Change Mother Earth's Rhythm to the Highest We are able Together...
WoooHooooooo and a Hardy Aho!!!

[Heyoka_11]

Well that's where you are wrong, Heyoka.....I had set it up so that you would get your chance....Which you didn't seize for whatever reason.

I was at work!.............so chances are I was snoozing and missed it!


Anyway, now waiting to see what will happen with #3000.


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[ulli]

Ok, now ES coaxed me into sharing my little synchronicity story which is similar
.
It started yesterday when I was planning on posting the guy in the meat grinder.
That book cover was done by an artist who taught me how to use an airbrush, Alan Aldridge.
I was helping around his studio while I was an art student.
Alan became quite famous when he did the Beatles Song Book in the sixties.
I haven't seen Alan since 1969.
So that doll in that meat grinder was made by Alan's own hands and I saw it dusty on a shelf in his studio back then,
and it came to my mind after many years yesterday.
So while searching for the book cover online I came across the story of when Alan met Salvador Dali, the famous surrealist artist.
Here it is. I think it makes an interesting read.


Published on Wednesday 15 October 2008 14:50

He won a drawing competition with Salvador Dalí, partnered Oliver Reed in a drinking contest, and rode through the Hollywood hills with Steve McQueen. He also designed album covers and lyric books for top pop artists, including The Beatles and Elton John. Now a new autobiography and exhibition will reveal the life and work of the remarkable Alan Aldridge, finds Roger Cox

ALAN ALDRIDGE'S new illustrated autobiography is like an LSD-fuelled carnival between two covers. It strains your eyes and stretches your brain. If it was any more psychedelic then somebody somewhere, probably on the Conservative backbenches, would be calling for it to be banned. But if you can tear your attention away from the fantastical characters that crowd its pages – the mustachioed monkey emperors and bendy guitar-shaped tigers and axe-wielding rhinoceros warriors – you'll notice something else: it's also packed full of surreal, couldn't-make-it-up stories.

There's the one about Aldridge's private slow-dance with Princess Margaret at Kensington Palace; the one about the epic drinking contest in Barbados involving Oliver Reed and three "weed-smoking Rasta dudes"; the one about the high-speed motorbike ride through the Hollywood Hills with Steve McQueen; and the one about the artist's toe-curling first meeting with Paul McCartney.

The anecdote that really stands out, though, is the one about Aldridge's encounter with Salvador Dal at Nice Airport in 1967. Waiting for a flight back to London, the scruffy young artist is sitting at the airport bar, doodling in the back of his copy of The Hobbit, when the great Dal flounces in, surrounded by a rumbustious gang of hangers-on. Realising he is in the presence of another artist, as if via some Jedi-like sixth sense, Dal makes his way over to where Aldridge is sitting. After ranting at him in Spanish (and showering him with spittle in the process) he snatches the bewildered Londoner's book and pen, turns to a new page and begins to draw. Scribbling at incredible speed, and to roars from the assembled crowd, the master produces a magnificent, rearing unicorn – then pushes the book back towards Aldridge with a grin, daring him to do better.

At first, Aldridge freezes: "The crowd tightens. Dal's addled eyeballs bore through me. I stare at the page, my mind a blank." But then his boyhood hero John Tenniel, illustrator of Lewis Carroll's Alice books, pops into his head, and he draws Dal as the Mad Hatter. The onlookers laugh. Game on. Dal shoots back with a spectacular sketch of St George slaying the Dragon, putting Aldridge under pressure once more, but then the PA system announces the departure of the Iberia Airlines flight to Barcelona. That should be the end, but it isn't – the maestro isn't ready to leave just yet. He orders a couple of his flunkeys to delay the plane and waits patiently for Aldridge's next move. Hit by a sudden flash of inspiration, the young upstart creates another Dal caricature, this time imagining his adversary as a sort of half-plane, half-fish. The crowd goes wild. Dal smiles thinly, embraces Aldridge once and stalks off to catch his flight. For most people, beating Salvador Dal in a public draw-off – out-surrealing the greatest surrealist of them all – would be something to get excited about, but Aldridge acts as if it was no big deal.

"I just got lucky," says the 65-year-old, in his laid-back cockney drawl. "And Dal wasn't very together, I have to say. I don't quite know what his problem was.

"He wasn't what I was expecting. He was much thinner than I thought, but he did have those antenna whiskers, tuning in to the psychic energies of the world. It was a funny experience, but I really didn't think much about it until I wrote this book."

More here: http://www.scotsman.com/news/drawing_on_experience_alan_aldridge_interview_1_1137178

The main synchro happened right afterwards. I went to another thread, about shamanism, by a new forum member called Ishtar, and when I opened a link she had provided there was Salvador Dali staring out at me.
So I made a note that Ishtar is somehow connected to my path.

Just reading the article about Alan Aldridge shows how some souls are members of a soul group...
as there were several more synchronicities, to do with Oliver Reed and Barbados.
Thank God I never met him in person, but he totally derailed my former bro'in'law.
I can see that Alan liked to live on a high-wire.

[Lisab]

That was really interesting Ulli thankyou. I wouldnt mind reading Alan's book myself now. I do love a good autobiography if you can recommend any good ones. One of my faves is Marianne Faithfull's. I was so happy when Carmody posted her version of Working Class Hero in the John Lennon thread. Broken English is one of my favourite albums.

[ulli]

That was really interesting Ulli thankyou. I wouldnt mind reading Alan's book myself now. I do love a good autobiography if you can recommend any good ones. One of my faves is Marianne Faithfull's. I was so happy when Carmody posted her version of Working Class Hero in the John Lennon thread. Broken English is one of my favourite albums.

I met her twice, saw her best and her worst side, up close.
Then watched her on TV in a recent interview. It made me happy to see her having survived her tough life. Our mutual friend at whose house I last saw her, unfortunately passed away. I see her mother here in the supermarket in Barbados, on a regular basis. The pain of having survived her only daughter is deeply engraved in her face. I feel so sorry for her.

[Lisab]

I had a feeling you would have had some connection to Marianne. I just knew it. Did you by any chance ever know Chris Blackwell?

[ulli]

My only two connections were in 1968 at Keith Richards' house and in 1977 at Chelita's in Warwick Gardens.
That was when I was about to open my first shop in Covent Garden. Chelita wanted me to give her a job, but after seeing her and Marianne doing hard drugs I decided no way.
Chelita never forgave me for not giving her a chance. M. was so high I could hardly see her eyes. I didn't want to join in so I was out.
At Keith's house she was very sweet with me, and possibly even sober, although I was too young to tell the difference back then.

[transiten]

Here's a quote from an unknown author that applies to both men and women posted by Greg Braden on facebook:

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot
Who calls you back when you hang up on him
Who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep
Wait for the boy who kisses you forehead
Who wnats to show you off when you are in your sweats
Who holds your hand in front of his friends
Who thinks you're just as pretty without make up on
One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares
And how lucky he is to have you
The one who truns to his friends and says, that's her....

I once had a boyfriend like that for 7 years but my Karmic demons had another agenda where i was to meet the absolute opposite...


@ Transiten,
I find most charts between a couple contain some polar opposites.
My female clients all had some ex boyfriend who worshipped the ground they walked on,
who was then discarded for a guy who really didn't deserve them.
But I think it has to do not only with Karma, but with a higher divine plan to integrate opposites in this age.

Being very polarized not only helps the individuals to grow but also creates a "field" that makes the couple a dynamic factor with the community.
It gives their children the challenge to build bridges instead of playing one parent against the other.
My husband and I have our moons 180 degrees apart, mine in Taurus, his in Scorpio.
We are hardly ever on the same page, emotionally.
But his sun is right on my Venus (Sagittarius), we have nearly the same Leo Ascendant,
my Mars/Mercury conjunction falls on his Venus in his 7th house, his Libra Jupiter trines my Uranus and sextiles my Venus...my Jupiter is exactly on his Mercury...
so the positive outweighs the negative...

Aha ulli! Leo Ascendant, that's obvious from your pic! Anyway forgot to tell you when i pressed the "Like" button for Greg Braden guess what number turned up? 2.222

Also Greg is the only one i've "met" apart from myself stating that feeling preceeds thought at least half of the time

[Lisab]

Wow. A couple of the girls here who were married to session musicians etc always have these great stories too and you just remind me of them. Funny and interesting gals they are! Also my dad was involved for a few years in the music industry so great stories there too.

[ulli]

Also Greg is the only one i've "met" apart from myself stating that feeling preceeds thought at least half of the time

There are several models about the positioning of thought versus emotion.

In Islam there is the model of the carriage, drawn by a horse, driven by a coachman and the occupant is the traveler.
So the main character is the traveler (soul) as the other parts exist to give him a ride. (through life)
The carriage is the body, the horse is the emotion, the coachman is the intellect.

The thing is, without the strength of the horse to pull the vehicle there would be no journey.
It provides the fuel, energy.
The coachman is high up, and can see where he needs to be going, as the traveler gave him the address, or destiny.
He did not tell the horse.
So that way everything is in it's place.
All parts must be following their mandate. The coachman must take care of the horse and the coach, as well as remember his instructions which were provided by the traveler at the beginning of the journey.
The horse only needs to pull and obey.

[The Arthen]

Here's a quote from an unknown author that applies to both men and women posted by Greg Braden on facebook:

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot
Who calls you back when you hang up on him
Who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep
Wait for the boy who kisses you forehead
Who wnats to show you off when you are in your sweats
Who holds your hand in front of his friends
Who thinks you're just as pretty without make up on
One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares
And how lucky he is to have you
The one who truns to his friends and says, that's her....

I once had a boyfriend like that for 7 years but my Karmic demons had another agenda where i was to meet the absolute opposite...


@ Transiten,
I find most charts between a couple contain some polar opposites.
My female clients all had some ex boyfriend who worshipped the ground they walked on,
who was then discarded for a guy who really didn't deserve them.
But I think it has to do not only with Karma, but with a higher divine plan to integrate opposites in this age.

Being very polarized not only helps the individuals to grow but also creates a "field" that makes the couple a dynamic factor with the community.
It gives their children the challenge to build bridges instead of playing one parent against the other.
My husband and I have our moons 180 degrees apart, mine in Taurus, his in Scorpio.
We are hardly ever on the same page, emotionally.
But his sun is right on my Venus (Sagittarius), we have nearly the same Leo Ascendant,
my Mars/Mercury conjunction falls on his Venus in his 7th house, his Libra Jupiter trines my Uranus and sextiles my Venus...my Jupiter is exactly on his Mercury...
so the positive outweighs the negative...

This is exactly why that EVERYTIME I hear a woman talk about how she "wants nice guys to treat her all right" and all that bullsh*t, I just roll my eyes.

Ladies, a woman talking about how she "wants nice guys" is like a guy coming up to you and saying "I like your shirt".

You just KNOW that it's all bullsh*t, and it's bad for ya. :)

[ulli]

Here's a quote from an unknown author that applies to both men and women posted by Greg Braden on facebook:

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot
Who calls you back when you hang up on him
Who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep
Wait for the boy who kisses you forehead
Who wnats to show you off when you are in your sweats
Who holds your hand in front of his friends
Who thinks you're just as pretty without make up on
One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares
And how lucky he is to have you
The one who truns to his friends and says, that's her....

I once had a boyfriend like that for 7 years but my Karmic demons had another agenda where i was to meet the absolute opposite...


@ Transiten,
I find most charts between a couple contain some polar opposites.
My female clients all had some ex boyfriend who worshipped the ground they walked on,
who was then discarded for a guy who really didn't deserve them.
But I think it has to do not only with Karma, but with a higher divine plan to integrate opposites in this age.

Being very polarized not only helps the individuals to grow but also creates a "field" that makes the couple a dynamic factor with the community.
It gives their children the challenge to build bridges instead of playing one parent against the other.
My husband and I have our moons 180 degrees apart, mine in Taurus, his in Scorpio.
We are hardly ever on the same page, emotionally.
But his sun is right on my Venus (Sagittarius), we have nearly the same Leo Ascendant,
my Mars/Mercury conjunction falls on his Venus in his 7th house, his Libra Jupiter trines my Uranus and sextiles my Venus...my Jupiter is exactly on his Mercury...
so the positive outweighs the negative...





This is exactly why that EVERYTIME I hear a woman talk about how she "wants nice guys to treat her all right" and all that bullsh*t, I just roll my eyes.

Ladies, a woman talking about how she "wants nice guys" is like a guy coming up to you and saying "I like your shirt".

You just KNOW that it's all bullsh*t, and it's bad for ya. :)

Hello Arthen and welcome to our village.

Here we appreciate art as well as eggs, so you can fit right in.
So you think having someone being nice is bad for you?
I would say that depends. No one wants a doormat for a husband, I agree.
But on the whole, if we look at people's expectations of one another
we know that they can change from one moment to the next.

To me the bottom line is that one's home life should be fairly peaceful.
The home is supposedly the refuge, the shelter, the cave, that protects us against the Great-Out-There.

If a guy is mistreating his woman to the point that she is longing for a "nicer" version something isn't quite right...
she may just be whining, but always ends up being mistreated again and again.
Maybe she had a rough childhood and from early on lived in a conflicted environment.
Then she would have a need for that kind of drama just in order to feel more alive.
The problem with that is that she might never tap into her real creativity,
because seeking such drama becomes her main occupation.

Anyway, there are as many discontented women as there are men, and on both sides on that coin.
I try to accept the lessons which my guy has to offer me...and I try to listen when he is annoyed at something.
Not always easy. But I try to be understanding.
After all, he has to put up with me as well.

[Marianne]

Here and now, enjoying a cup of pomegranate green tea, in a pretty glass cup with my name etched on it... given to me by a former work friend in my other life (New Hampshire).

The sun comes in at a different angle now and is not as bright, but very lovely all the same. I am grateful for a sunshiny day.

The house is buzzing with men this morning! I love it. My brother Curtis is here with his step son, and my son came over too.

[transiten]

A quote from an unknown author that applies to both men and women

Arthen wrote:


This is exactly why that EVERYTIME I hear a woman talk about how she "wants nice guys to treat her all right" and all that bullsh*t, I just roll my eyes.

Ladies, a woman talking about how she "wants nice guys" is like a guy coming up to you and saying "I like your shirt".

You just KNOW that it's all bullsh*t, and it's bad for ya. :)

I wrote: Arthen you must have missed the part above:lalala:

[Lettherebelight]

Hello to everyone in this village..:wave:

'Here and now', I'm on my computer when I'm supposed to be doing the hoovering...again!
...just stopped by to say I think Arthen was just kidding...you know, a lol moment.

[The Arthen]

A quote from an unknown author that applies to both men and women

Arthen wrote:


This is exactly why that EVERYTIME I hear a woman talk about how she "wants nice guys to treat her all right" and all that bullsh*t, I just roll my eyes.

Ladies, a woman talking about how she "wants nice guys" is like a guy coming up to you and saying "I like your shirt".

You just KNOW that it's all bullsh*t, and it's bad for ya. :)

I wrote: Arthen you must have missed the part above:lalala:


Wahaha, i didn't miss that part - I just had to say it. Hahaha

You ladies are great, love you guys

[transiten]

A quote from an unknown author that applies to both men and women

Arthen wrote:


This is exactly why that EVERYTIME I hear a woman talk about how she "wants nice guys to treat her all right" and all that bullsh*t, I just roll my eyes.

Ladies, a woman talking about how she "wants nice guys" is like a guy coming up to you and saying "I like your shirt".

You just KNOW that it's all bullsh*t, and it's bad for ya. :)

I wrote: Arthen you must have missed the part above:lalala:


Wahaha, i didn't miss that part - I just had to say it. Hahaha

You ladies are great, love you guys

:drama::scared::peace:

[Marianne]

What did I miss? Standing in line at the market.. Heyoka wd b proud of this ludite.

[Heyoka_11]

you know, a lol moment.

Agh! You mean like a nyuk nyuk moment!

Lettherebelight, I am so sorry to have dragged you back here for nothing more than that! Nyuk nyuk! :lol:


What did I miss? Standing in line at the market.. Heyoka wd b proud of this ludite.

Hey Toots,

A woman with a 16Gb iPod Nano and an iPhone4 does not a ludite make!

Who would have made such a rude remark to begin with anyway?

Onya Toots! :)

BTW: wd b............how very............um...........hip!

[Guest]

Hi Village,

Raining here today suppose to turn to snow tonight making dinner.....

Lord Sidious has request some support and bumped a previous thread he created -asking the people in the Village to write a few encouraging words to keep the thread near the top or please say a silent prayer for him.

Great day in the Village

Nora

we are all related

[Lettherebelight]

you know, a lol moment.

Agh! You mean like a nyuk nyuk moment!

Lettherebelight, I am so sorry to have dragged you back here for nothing more than that! Nyuk nyuk! :lol:

That's ok, Upside-down One, it's those 'nyuk nyuks' that keep me goin'! :nod:

[Heyoka_11]

you know, a lol moment.

Agh! You mean like a nyuk nyuk moment!

Lettherebelight, I am so sorry to have dragged you back here for nothing more than that! Nyuk nyuk! :lol:

That's ok, Upside-down One, it's those 'nyuk nyuks' that keep me goin'! :nod:

That is so good to know, and so very kind of you to say so!

Best Wishes,

Tony (the inside-out one!)

Nyuk nyuk! :)

That may well be the winning vote in the next Village presidential election! :p

[PurpleLama]

That may well be the winning vote in the next Village presidential election! :p

Isn't that coming up, november 8th?

Nyuk?

[modwiz]

It's cold in the Mountains, but my supply of wood has begun and the woodstove is keeping the farmhouse livable. I am up in my 3rd floor Tower with my space heater all nice and toasty. I miss my tent. 5 months and 3 weeks to go. :bounce:

[Heyoka_11]

That may well be the winning vote in the next Village presidential election! :p

Isn't that coming up, november 8th?.............Nyuk?

Oh man........hush! I was whispering up there, but now the cat's outa the bag!

So maybe Heyoka had best just officially launch his campaign to become the next village president................

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Oh dear........I've a feeling that this is not going to go well for poor old Heyoka!

[Lettherebelight]

It's cold in the Mountains, but my supply of wood has begun and the woodstove is keeping the farmhouse livable. I am up in my 3rd floor Tower with my space heater all nice and toasty. I miss my tent. 5 months and 3 weeks to go. :bounce:

I hope you're not complainin'...that sounds idyllic to me! Makes me think of Washington Irving- Rip van Winkle, etc. Sounds like there's some kind of energy there in the Catskills...

[Heyoka_11]

Sounds like there's some kind of energy there in the Catskills...
And speaking of Cat Skills..............


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[Sierra]

Oh dear........I've a feeling that this is not going to go well for poor old Heyoka!

Oh! Your clairvoyant abilities are improving by leaps and bounds Heyo!

[Heyoka_11]

Oh dear........I've a feeling that this is not going to go well for poor old Heyoka!

Oh! Your clairvoyant abilities are improving by leaps and bounds Heyo!

Good Morning Sierra,

I am not sure that one needs clairvoyant abilities to see where this one is going. Perhaps Heyoka is about to get a crash course in gravitational physics :pound:

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[Playdo of Ataraxas]

Here and now, burning the midnight lamp. This is a picture of a tomato from the garden that I took earlier today. Smile!!

To day has been a great day. I've picked and dehydrated November Late season cayenne peppers. The workshop is filled with its capsic fragrance.

[modwiz]

It's cold in the Mountains, but my supply of wood has begun and the woodstove is keeping the farmhouse livable. I am up in my 3rd floor Tower with my space heater all nice and toasty. I miss my tent. 5 months and 3 weeks to go. :bounce:

I hope you're not complainin'...that sounds idyllic to me! Makes me think of Washington Irving- Rip van Winkle, etc. Sounds like there's some kind of energy there in the Catskills...

Shoveling snow and it getting into everything is the downside of Winter in the mountains for me. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water and shovel snow. The cost of staying warm these days is another consideration. So yes, there was a hint of complainin' in my post. I'll stop it now. :fish:

[modwiz]

That was really interesting Ulli thankyou. I wouldnt mind reading Alan's book myself now. I do love a good autobiography if you can recommend any good ones. One of my faves is Marianne Faithfull's. I was so happy when Carmody posted her version of Working Class Hero in the John Lennon thread. Broken English is one of my favourite albums.

I reckon you might like to know that Carmody is a HE. He gets that a lot though. Must be his Virgo energy.

[modwiz]

Here and now, enjoying a cup of pomegranate green tea, in a pretty glass cup with my name etched on it... given to me by a former work friend in my other life (New Hampshire).

The sun comes in at a different angle now and is not as bright, but very lovely all the same. I am grateful for a sunshiny day.

The house is buzzing with men this morning! I love it. My brother Curtis is here with his step son, and my son came over too.

Ah, a man buzz. Now that's a real woman for ya.

I had a client from the South, in her seventies, who had been a photographer for Life magazine back in the day. She loved getting her massages from me. Without fail, every time, she would tell me to leave enough time at the end of the session so she could rub MY back for a few minutes. :confused: I would lie face down on the table, clothed, and she would get up on it and straddle my back and then rub away for a few minutes. A former horse riding country girl, she still had good strength.

She confided in me that the big difference between Southern women and Northern women was, in her words, " We like men, really genuinely like them". End of story.

[markoid]

For some days now and again today I have a feeling of anticipation... excitement that good things are afoot. Though I am not a numerology guy or one who generally takes much notice of auspicious dates, I can't help but wonder if this may be due to 11 11 11. As I have mentioned in my last post, we have been getting chemtrails where I am and this is pretty rare... it makes me wonder if this activity is being ramped up now to interfere with/weaken what may be coming to us frequency wise from the wild blue yonder. That said we are having a beautiful blue sky day here today.. and really hot down here! Blessings everyone.

[ulli]

you know, a lol moment.

Agh! You mean like a nyuk nyuk moment!

Lettherebelight, I am so sorry to have dragged you back here for nothing more than that! Nyuk nyuk! :lol:

That's ok, Upside-down One, it's those 'nyuk nyuks' that keep me goin'! :nod:

I didn't think those 'nyuks nyuks' had anyone coming either...
(Sorry, just one of my DB remarks...sometimes I don't know whether I'm comin' or goin')

[Calz]

I didn't think those 'nyuks nyuks' had anyone coming either...


Still deep in the black ... here and now ... scribbling furiously ....

nyet nyuks nyuks

:peep:

[ulli]

Oh dear........I've a feeling that this is not going to go well for poor old Heyoka!

Oh! Your clairvoyant abilities are improving by leaps and bounds Heyo!

Good Morning Sierra,

I am not sure that one needs clairvoyant abilities to see where this one is going. Perhaps Heyoka is about to get a crash course in gravitational physics :pound:

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Maybe a new campaign manager? Modwiz, would you care to lend a helping hand??

[ulli]

I didn't think those 'nyuks nyuks' had anyone coming either...


Still deep in the black ... here and now ... scribbling furiously ....

nyet nyuks nyuks

:peep:


There must have been some misunderstanding...
Schmoozers like you should never have to hide.....
come on out, Calzieboy!
There, there.....

[ulli]

Here and now, burning the midnight lamp. This is a picture of a tomato from the garden that I took earlier today. Smile!!

To day has been a great day. I've picked and dehydrated November Late season cayenne peppers. The workshop is filled with its capsic fragrance.

I'm glad you told me. At first glance them peppers looked like you were growing goldfish in a petrie dish.
(Do I need new glasses AND a shrink?)

[ulli]

It's cold in the Mountains, but my supply of wood has begun and the woodstove is keeping the farmhouse livable. I am up in my 3rd floor Tower with my space heater all nice and toasty. I miss my tent. 5 months and 3 weeks to go. :bounce:

I hope you're not complainin'...that sounds idyllic to me! Makes me think of Washington Irving- Rip van Winkle, etc. Sounds like there's some kind of energy there in the Catskills...


Shoveling snow and it getting into everything is the downside of Winter in the mountains for me. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water and shovel snow. The cost of staying warm these days is another consideration. So yes, there was a hint of complainin' in my post. I'll stop it now. :fish:

Modwiz

Even when complaining',
you're still entertaining'...

[transiten]

That was really interesting Ulli thankyou. I wouldnt mind reading Alan's book myself now. I do love a good autobiography if you can recommend any good ones. One of my faves is Marianne Faithfull's. I was so happy when Carmody posted her version of Working Class Hero in the John Lennon thread. Broken English is one of my favourite albums.

I reckon you might like to know that Carmody is a HE. He gets that a lot though. Must be his Virgo energy.

Goodmorning modwiz!

Although english is not my 1:st language i figure Lisab refers to Marianne Faithful by saying "her version" .....?

Long time ago i translated "The ballad of Lucy Jordan" from that album into Swedish but learned that the composer Shel Silverstein (first recording by Dr. Hook) did not allow recordings of translations. It was sent in a radioprogram though that was recorded in the church located on the other side of the road where i lived in a small village in the mountains where i had attended a one year course in a selfsustainable living. I remeber ending up in the group chopping wood in - 30deg celcius for one week.

Little did i know that the lyrics foreshadowed some similarities to what layed in store for myself. Saturn is working hard on my Moon at the moment.

[ulli]

Oh dear........I've a feeling that this is not going to go well for poor old Heyoka!

Oh! Your clairvoyant abilities are improving by leaps and bounds Heyo!


Thank you my dear Sierra,
This one gets a :first: for funniest remark on page 103.

[modwiz]

That was really interesting Ulli thankyou. I wouldnt mind reading Alan's book myself now. I do love a good autobiography if you can recommend any good ones. One of my faves is Marianne Faithfull's. I was so happy when Carmody posted her version of Working Class Hero in the John Lennon thread. Broken English is one of my favourite albums.

I reckon you might like to know that Carmody is a HE. He gets that a lot though. Must be his Virgo energy.

Goodmorning modwiz!

Although english is not my 1:st language i figure Lisab refers to Marianne Faithful by saying "her version" .....?

Long time ago i translated "The ballad of Lucy Jordan" into Swedish but learned that the composer Shel Silversteinand (first recording by Dr. Hook) did not allow recordings of translations. It was sent in a radioprogram though that was recorded in the church located on the other side of the road where i lived in a small village in the mountains where i had attended a one year course in a selfsustainable living. I remeber ending up in the group chopping wood in - 30deg celcius for one week.

Little did i know that the lyrics foreshadowed some similarities to what layed in store for myself. Saturn is working hard on my Moon at the moment.

Good Call, Transiten. My bad, oops and thanks.

[transiten]

;) "Got a lotta" Virgo and heavy Pluto and Saturn you know...

...also noticed i wrote "layed"..must be wrong right;) should be "lay" no? :rolleyes: Checked the dictionnary and "lay" also means...BALLAD!

Sync, sync, sync is my mantra instead of nyuk, nyuk, nyuk:biggrin:

[ulli]

Saturn is working hard on my Moon at the moment.


Good morning, Transiten.
I know from astrological experience that Saturn on one's Moon is no joke,
but with that image of Modwiz having a seventy-year-old+ Southern Belle retired Life Magazine photographer sitting on his moon still fresh in my mind...
I couldn't help but see the funny side of what you said here....

[transiten]

Saturn is working hard on my Moon at the moment.


Good morning, Transiten.
I know from astrological experience that Saturn on one's Moon is no joke,
but with that image of Modwiz having a seventy-year-old+ Southern Belle retired Life Magazine photographer sitting on his moon still fresh in my mind...
I couldn't help but see the funny side of what you said here....

ulli...i didn't get that one about modwiz? Information please....

[ulli]

Saturn is working hard on my Moon at the moment.


Good morning, Transiten.
I know from astrological experience that Saturn on one's Moon is no joke,
but with that image of Modwiz having a seventy-year-old+ Southern Belle retired Life Magazine photographer sitting on his moon still fresh in my mind...
I couldn't help but see the funny side of what you said here....

ulli...i didn't get that one about modwiz? Information please....

I was referring to Modwiz' post #2046...
and perhaps you don't know what else is called a 'moon" in English, besides the one in the sky.

Here's Wikipedia's explanation:
Moon has been a common shape-metaphor for the buttocks in English since 1743, and the verb to moon has meant 'to expose to (moon)light' since 1601.[citation needed] As documented by McLaren, "'mooning', or exposing one's ass to shame an enemy [...] had a long pedigree in peasant culture" throughout the Middle Ages, and in many nations.[1]

I'm sure the joke is lost now, but, hey, maybe we learnt something new...

[ulli]

;) "Got a lotta" Virgo and heavy Pluto and Saturn you know...

...also noticed i wrote "layed"..must be wrong right;) should be "lay" no? :rolleyes: Checked the dictionnary and "lay" also means...BALLAD!

Sync, sync, sync is my mantra instead of nyuk, nyuk, nyuk:biggrin:

Sync, sync, sync...hmmm...I like the sound of that song.
Sync is sooo Here and Now
while Nyuk is sooo passé

[transiten]

:moony: Actually we also have that expression in Sweden for showing your buttocks.... was sleeping during that post...i'll go and check...

Good Mooning to you All:p

Massage.......................I just don't want to pay for it, nyuk....no sync i mean....

[ulli]

:moony: Actually we also have that expression in Sweden for showing your buttocks.... was away during that post...i'll go and check...

Good Mooning to you All:p

Here is a tip for Skype users:
even though Skype smilies don't officially include it you might want to try typing (mooning) and see what happens.
Be careful who you write to.
Pity that we don't have a :mooning: smilie here at Avalon.
Thought I'd give it a try. Maybe Paul could assist.

[Calz]

Good Mooning to you All:p




Not too far gone from Halloween ...


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[Lisab]

ThaMnks Transiten and Modwiz. Yes I was referring to Marianne's version of WCH when I referred to her,but when I read the post back I do remember thinking that looks like Im referring to Carmody. And Transiten The Ballad Of Lucy Jordan used to remind me of me too and one point in my life. Your right we do have simularities. I went thru the good relationship and then into the big bad karmic one. Im growing so much from it tho. Even tho we're not together we're literally street to street and getting on and thats down to our little one. So true Ulli about the kids helping build bridges and I think your right about the polarities thing (opposites thrown together to work it out). But lately I have to tell myself Im not responsible any more for his short temper and road rage. Honestly sometimes its like being stuck in a lift with a stranger shouting at you!! But its getting better x

[ulli]

ThaMnks Transiten and Modwiz. Yes I was referring to Marianne's version of WCH when I referred to her,but when I read the post back I do remember thinking that looks like Im referring to Carmody. And Transiten The Ballad Of Lucy Jordan used to remind me of me too and one point in my life. Your right we do have simularities. I went thru the good relationship and then into the big bad karmic one. Im growing so much from it tho. Even tho we're not together we're literally street to street and getting on and thats down to our little one. So true Ulli about the kids helping build bridges and I think your right about the polarities thing (opposites thrown together to work it out). But lately I have to tell myself Im not responsible any more for his short temper and road rage. Honestly sometimes its like being stuck in a lift with a stranger shouting at you!! But its getting better x

People who try hard to keep their anger in check often attract those who let it all show.
Telling the guy how angry you feel when he has an outburst, without resorting to name-calling, might help.

[jorr lundstrom]

A morning teaser maybye. The acid starts pouring out after 1 min. LOL


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shSsqP5vNEQ&feature=player_embedded

[ulli]

Good Mooning to you All:p




Not too far gone from Halloween ...


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Hey, Calz, you have just been thanked by the Three Witches of Eastwick.
Sierra, (Michelle Pfeiffer)
Transiten (Cher)
and me (Susan Sarandon)

You must be Jack Nicholson

[Calz]

Good Mooning to you All:p




Not too far gone from Halloween ...


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Hey, Calz, you have just been thanked by the Three Witches of Eastwick.
Sierra, (Michelle Pfeiffer)
Transiten (Cher)
and me (Susan Sarandon)

You must be Jack Nicholson


Heeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee'zzzzzzzzz Johnny ...


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[ulli]

A morning teaser maybye. The acid starts pouring out after 1 min. LOL


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shSsqP5vNEQ&feature=player_embedded

...and WHO let YOU in HERE????

'I like the smell of Napalm in the morning', eh?

Well, I do love the opening song, and I must admit it becomes quite nice at 11:11 minutes.

[Heyoka_11]

This is so bloody annoying!

In transit, hence reduced to iPad, on which I cannot reply with a quote! Where's the fun in that?

Hey ulli, what about the funniest remark on the other 102 pages?

Once again, poor old Heyoka is feeling left out here! :cry:

[transiten]

A morning teaser maybye. The acid starts pouring out after 1 min. LOL


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shSsqP5vNEQ&feature=player_embedded

...and WHO let YOU in HERE????

And "Who let the dogs out"?:music: I like the part with the woman running with the black dog along the shoreline! I once did with a dog i just met after a gig somewhere in Sweden and there were no owner to be seen...also the girl smiling when coffee is served lookes a lot like Lisa Mikovsky a well known talented singer/songwriter living in the North of Sweden with no intention of moving to a big city!

[jorr lundstrom]

A morning teaser maybye. The acid starts pouring out after 1 min. LOL


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shSsqP5vNEQ&feature=player_embedded

...and WHO let YOU in HERE????

'I like the smell of Napalm in the morning', eh?

Well, I do love the opening song, and I must admit it becomes quite nice at 11:11 minutes.

Ooooops. I didnt realize it was a private party. Sorry wont happen again.

Where can I pay the fee?:flame:

[markoid]

Good Mooning to you All:p




Not too far gone from Halloween ...


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Just remember... never moon a werewolf :pound:

[ulli]

This is so bloody annoying!

In transit, hence reduced to iPad, on which I cannot reply with a quote! Where's the fun in that?

Hey ulli, what about the funniest remark on the other 102 pages?

Once again, poor old Heyoka is feeling left out here! :cry:

Whiner!
Whine, whine, whine.....

[ViralSpiral]

She confided in me that the big difference between Southern women and Northern women was, in her words, " We like men, really genuinely like them". End of story.


You sure?

,-)

[Calz]

Once again, poor old Heyoka is feeling left out here! :cry:

Hey Bro ... me thinks the blond jokes are to blame.

(psssst ... here is your chance to get even and score a few points on style with the ladies ...) :gossip:


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[Calz]

She confided in me that the big difference between Southern women and Northern women was, in her words, " We like men, really genuinely like them". End of story.


You sure?

,-)

I was expecting JB to jump in (sleepwalking of course) but all other comers are welcome to step up to the plate ...

[ViralSpiral]

A morning teaser maybye. The acid starts pouring out after 1 min. LOL


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shSsqP5vNEQ&feature=player_embedded

...and WHO let YOU in HERE????

'I like the smell of Napalm in the morning', eh?

Well, I do love the opening song, and I must admit it becomes quite nice at 11:11 minutes.

Ooooops. I didnt realize it was a private party. Sorry wont happen again.

Where can I pay the fee?:flame:


Jorrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! Welcome to Ulli-land! Dont pay! Just become a squatter! http://usefulshortcuts.com/imgs/skype-basic/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

[ulli]

...and WHO let YOU in HERE????
Ooooops. I didnt realize it was a private party. Sorry won't happen again.

Where can I pay the fee?:flame:

NOW we are talking!!!
Time for another announcement.
The Village will be charging a small entrance fee as of today.
Heyoka will man the door and also collect the fifty bucks it will cost the weary traveler
to join the chosen people.

[ulli]

She confided in me that the big difference between Southern women and Northern women was, in her words, " We like men, really genuinely like them". End of story.
You sure?

,-)

transiten, did you see this dialogue here?

Conversation between two Aquarians....too funny!

[ViralSpiral]

...you know i really appreciate a hug from the often emotionally somewhat distanced Aquarians!


Errrrmmmm. Good morning, Miss Sync ;)

As it happens, this emotionally somewhat distant "air-head", is TRES fond of hugs!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BjCpbSfOZVo/TR9YC79_fGI/AAAAAAAAIbc/FIrFG4xpqyA/s1600/group%2Bhug%2Bsmiley%2B%2Bani.bmp.gif






Oh look, I gave myself a black eye http://projectavalon.net/forum4/images/smilies/lol.gif

[transiten]

Jorrrrrrrrrrr Welcome Viking to the Village of :loco:s!!

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...you know i really appreciate a hug from the often emotionally somewhat distanced Aquarians!


Errrrmmmm. Good morning, Miss Sync ;)

As it happens, this emotionally somewhat distant "air-head", is TRES fond of hugs!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BjCpbSfOZVo/TR9YC79_fGI/AAAAAAAAIbc/FIrFG4xpqyA/s1600/group%2Bhug%2Bsmiley%2B%2Bani.bmp.gif






Oh look, I gave myself a black eye http://projectavalon.net/forum4/images/smilies/lol.gif

Yeah! Grouphugs! Sorry couldn't help myself:tape:

[Heyoka_11]

Good Mooning to you All:p




Not too far gone from Halloween ...


11163

Just remember... never moon a werewolf :pound:

Just remember... never bum a fag in San Fransisco :pound:

I figured the quote thingy. Nyuk nyuk.

[jorr lundstrom]

Aint we all in the village of the Locos?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1LxfSIqaKI&feature=related

[ulli]

transiten
a dog i just met after a gig somewhere in Sweden and there were no owner to be seen...

you should come to Costa Rica the land of a million ownerless dogs.
All us expat women have a permanent bag of dog food in our cars....
I guess it is what shocks foreigners most when they first come there.
But after a while they notice that all those homeless dogs all are quite well-fed.

[modwiz]

Saturn is working hard on my Moon at the moment.


Good morning, Transiten.
I know from astrological experience that Saturn on one's Moon is no joke,
but with that image of Modwiz having a seventy-year-old+ Southern Belle retired Life Magazine photographer sitting on his moon still fresh in my mind...
I couldn't help but see the funny side of what you said here....

ulli...i didn't get that one about modwiz? Information please....

I was referring to Modwiz' post #2046...
and perhaps you don't know what else is called a 'moon" in English, besides the one in the sky.

Here's Wikipedia's explanation:
Moon has been a common shape-metaphor for the buttocks in English since 1743, and the verb to moon has meant 'to expose to (moon)light' since 1601.[citation needed] As documented by McLaren, "'mooning', or exposing one's ass to shame an enemy [...] had a long pedigree in peasant culture" throughout the Middle Ages, and in many nations.[1]

I'm sure the joke is lost now, but, hey, maybe we learnt something new...

Never thought of it, but moon to moon would definitely define the anatomical seating arrangement.
BTW. She was from Kentucky, sweet and spunky.

Jorr is in the village now. This thread has quite the cast of characters. Really great group here. Thanks Ulli, this thread has been genius, and a lot easier than the astrology thread for you.

I applaud your conceiving these ideascapes for us to come together in.

[mahalall]

earh eara earhhh!
oh argh, tugged, pulled, owfff,
knees burning, back aching,
feeling vunerable and well on all fours in the lounge
earh eara earhh,

(another moment of horsey rides for an assertive two year old boy)

[ulli]

earh eara earhhh!
oh argh, tugged, pulled, owfff,
knees burning, back aching,
feeling vunerable and well on all fours in the lounge
earh eara earhh,

(another moment of horsey rides for an assertive two year old boy)


Oh, I see. Horsie rides!!!
For a moment you had me thinking that those symptoms were the result of your meditation session.

[modwiz]

:moony: Actually we also have that expression in Sweden for showing your buttocks.... was sleeping during that post...i'll go and check...

Good Mooning to you All:p

Massage.......................I just don't want to pay for it, nyuk....no sync i mean....

There is bartering. I have unique demands for my clothing for one thing and will also trade with anyone with good hands.

[jorr lundstrom]

transiten
a dog i just met after a gig somewhere in Sweden and there were no owner to be seen...

you should come to Costa Rica the land of a million ownerless dogs.
All us expat women have a permanent bag of dog food in our cars....
I guess it is what shocks foreigners most when they first come there.
But after a while they notice that all those homeless dogs all are quite well-fed.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPnJM3zWfUo

[modwiz]

earh eara earhhh!
oh argh, tugged, pulled, owfff,
knees burning, back aching,
feeling vunerable and well on all fours in the lounge
earh eara earhh,

(another moment of horsey rides for an assertive two year old boy)


Oh, I see. Horsie rides!!!
For a moment you had me thinking that those symptoms were the result of your meditation session.

My mind went elsewhere, but I am a wacky Aquarian with Scorpio rising.

[ulli]

Jorr is in the village now. This thread has quite the cast of characters. Really great group here. Thanks Ulli, this thread has been genius, and a lot easier than the astrology thread for you.

I applaud your conceiving these ideascapes for us to come together in.

Thanks for the compliment, Modwiz.
Not so sure about Jorr yet.
It's early days, and we are watching him like a hawk.
He seems to have some rather weird ideas about what a pretty village should look like...
burning buildings, garbage dumps with people sitting on top of them...undernourished villagers...
but we let him in for his good taste in music.

[modwiz]

Good Mooning to you All:p




Not too far gone from Halloween ...


11163



Just remember... never moon a werewolf :pound:

Just remember... never bum a fag in San Fransisco :pound:

I figured the quote thingy. Nyuk nyuk.

Fags and bums in San Francisco? What are you smoking? I'd watch my bum if I were you. :rofl: :laugh: :haha:

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Jorr is in the village now. This thread has quite the cast of characters. Really great group here. Thanks Ulli, this thread has been genius, and a lot easier than the astrology thread for you.

I applaud your conceiving these ideascapes for us to come together in.

Thanks for the compliment, Modwiz.
Not so sure about Jorr yet.
It's early days, and we are watching him like a hawk.
He seems to have some rather weird ideas about what a pretty village should look like...
burning buildings, garbage dumps with people sitting on top of them...undernourished villagers...
bad we let him in for his good taste in music.

You know how those Vikings behave. :tape:

[transiten]

earh eara earhhh!
oh argh, tugged, pulled, owfff,
knees burning, back aching,
feeling vunerable and well on all fours in the lounge
earh eara earhh,

(another moment of horsey rides for an assertive two year old boy)


Oh, I see. Horsie rides!!!
For a moment you had me thinking that those symptoms were the result of your meditation session.

My mind went elsewhere, but I am a wacky Aquarian with Scorpio rising.

Well that's an interesting combo: Uranus and Pluto

You've got yur own nukes there
to keep you warm out in the nowhere!

[ulli]

transiten
a dog i just met after a gig somewhere in Sweden and there were no owner to be seen...

you should come to Costa Rica the land of a million ownerless dogs.
All us expat women have a permanent bag of dog food in our cars....
I guess it is what shocks foreigners most when they first come there.
But after a while they notice that all those homeless dogs all are quite well-fed.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPnJM3zWfUo

Nice try, there, Jorr.
But the Noel Coward of my generation was, is, and will always be
Bryan Ferry.

rorPrGc3Cko

[Lily de Cuir]

earh eara earhhh!
oh argh, tugged, pulled, owfff,
knees burning, back aching,
feeling vunerable and well on all fours in the lounge
earh eara earhh,

(another moment of horsey rides for an assertive two year old boy)


Oh, I see. Horsie rides!!!
For a moment you had me thinking that those symptoms were the result of your meditation session.

My mind went elsewhere, but I am a wacky Aquarian with Scorpio rising.

Holy Smokes!

Thought I'd stepped into a movie set, lol....glad it was just horsey ride, relief, wiping brow.....

I am Scorpio rising also, Modwiz. I get you.

Cheers,:rockon:
Lily

[jorr lundstrom]

I have a small sweet part too. LOL Maybye even Cute and cozy. LOL


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrLk4vdY28Q&ob=av2e

[Marianne]

Here and now, enjoying a cup of pomegranate green tea, in a pretty glass cup with my name etched on it... given to me by a former work friend in my other life (New Hampshire).

The sun comes in at a different angle now and is not as bright, but very lovely all the same. I am grateful for a sunshiny day.

The house is buzzing with men this morning! I love it. My brother Curtis is here with his step son, and my son came over too.

Ah, a man buzz. Now that's a real woman for ya.

I had a client from the South, in her seventies, who had been a photographer for Life magazine back in the day. She loved getting her massages from me. Without fail, every time, she would tell me to leave enough time at the end of the session so she could rub MY back for a few minutes. :confused: I would lie face down on the table, clothed, and she would get up on it and straddle my back and then rub away for a few minutes. A former horse riding country girl, she still had good strength.

She confided in me that the big difference between Southern women and Northern women was, in her words, " We like men, really genuinely like them". End of story.

Modwiz, gotta totally agree with you on that one.

[ulli]

earh eara earhhh!
oh argh, tugged, pulled, owfff,
knees burning, back aching,
feeling vunerable and well on all fours in the lounge
earh eara earhh,

(another moment of horsey rides for an assertive two year old boy)


Oh, I see. Horsie rides!!!
For a moment you had me thinking that those symptoms were the result of your meditation session.

My mind went elsewhere, but I am a wacky Aquarian with Scorpio rising.

Holy Smokes!

Thought I'd stepped into a movie set, lol....glad it was just horsey ride, relief, wiping brow.....

I am Scorpio rising also, Modwiz. I get you.

Cheers,:rockon:
Lily

Careful what you say here, Lily.
This IS there Here and Now, after all.
Magic is in the air.
You may 'get' more than just Modwiz,
although I believe he is already taken.

[transiten]

http://www.youtube.com/artist/Sting?feature=watch_video_title

My 7 year long relationship with the "Good Guy" was born Oct 1 1950............Sting one of my favs...Saturn conj his Libra Sun born on Oct 2 1951..

...not a big joker though...

...thought i posted "That's not the shape of my heart" but here you've got it all, just pick and choose. I know a lot of pple not liking him...i suspect it's because he's too f*****g good and intelligent, his lyrics are like short stories revealing his great insights in the human psyche not to mention "Synchronicity" already with Police.......and has been playing with the best musicians ever. The Christmasconcert from Durham Cathedral was a blessing for ears, eyes and soul, although you could hear his voice was "cloudy"...he never had a big voice but you can't have everything....

[Lily de Cuir]

I have a small sweet part too. LOL Maybye even Cute and cozy. LOL


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrLk4vdY28Q&ob=av2e

Hi Jorr,

Simply stunning.

I only pop in and out of this thread from time to time, so excuse my naivety, but were you part of that band of Cohen's? ('I have a small, sweet part too').

Cheers,
Lily

[jorr lundstrom]

Being a virgin, Im still quite fresh.

http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt81/sakasvattaja/inanna1.jpg

[Lily de Cuir]

My mind went elsewhere, but I am a wacky Aquarian with Scorpio rising.

Holy Smokes!

Thought I'd stepped into a movie set, lol....glad it was just horsey ride, relief, wiping brow.....

I am Scorpio rising also, Modwiz. I get you.

Cheers,:rockon:
Lily

Careful what you say here, Lily.
This IS there Here and Now, after all.
Magic is in the air.
You may 'get' more than just Modwiz,
although I believe he is already taken.

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????

:jester:

[transiten]

I have a small sweet part too. LOL Maybye even Cute and cozy. LOL


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrLk4vdY28Q&ob=av2e

Hi Jorr,

Simply stunning.

I only pop in and out of this thread from time to time, so excuse my naivety, but were you part of that band of Cohen's? ('I have a small, sweet part too').

Cheers,
Lily

The female choire reminds me of the three women in the choire of Sting in the Durham concert! Actually there's a guy Christopher Sander who had a great hit in Sweden in 2009 with his own "Halleluja" with his band "Nothing" great lyrics and feeling. Please Jorr can you post a vid with it, i never manage myself...

[modwiz]

Being a virgin, Im still quite fresh.

http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt81/sakasvattaja/inanna1.jpg

So that's what you meant when you said you had a small, sweet part too, you devil.

[ulli]

http://www.youtube.com/artist/Sting?feature=watch_video_title

My 7 year long relationship with the "Good Guy" was born Oct 1 1950............Sting one of my favs...Saturn conj his Libra Sun born on Oct 2 1951..

...not a big joker though...

...thought i posted "That's not the shape of my heart" but here you've got it all, just pick and choose. I know a lot of pple not liking him...i suspect it's because he's too f*****g good and intelligent, his lyrics are like short stories revealing his great insights in the human psyche not to mention "Synchronicity" already with Police.......and has been playing with the best musicians ever. The Christmasconcert from Durham Cathedral was a blessing for ears, eyes and soul, although you could hear his voice was "cloudy"...he never had a big voice but you can't have everything....

During one lunch with Bryan Ferry (who is also a Libra, with Scorpio rising) I asked him if he was close to Sting, since they both went to the same university (Newcastle) he replied 'not really', and then after a bit of thinking he added
'he's got a lot more money than I have'.
I didn't ask him to elaborate....I thought he might have been kidding, having just brought his whole entourage to Barbados on the Concorde...

[ulli]

:moony: Actually we also have that expression in Sweden for showing your buttocks.... was sleeping during that post...i'll go and check...

Good Mooning to you All:p

Massage.......................I just don't want to pay for it, nyuk....no sync i mean....

There is bartering. I have unique demands for my clothing for one thing and will also trade with anyone with good hands.

For ONE thing, and ONE THING ONLY??

P.S Sorry, but it was YOU who first showed us here how to let the mind wander.....
P.P.S. Sorry Heyoka!

[modwiz]

:moony: Actually we also have that expression in Sweden for showing your buttocks.... was sleeping during that post...i'll go and check...

Good Mooning to you All:p

Massage.......................I just don't want to pay for it, nyuk....no sync i mean....

There is bartering. I have unique demands for my clothing for one thing and will also trade with anyone with good hands.

For ONE thing, and ONE THING ONLY??

P.S Sorry, but it was YOU who first showed us here how to let the mind wander.....
P.P.S. Sorry Heyoka!

I see you haven't been drinking fluoridated water, Ulli.
I love this stuff, the turning over of phrases and looking for fun parts. Very delicious.

[jorr lundstrom]

transiten wrote.:
The female choire reminds me of the three women in the choire of Sting in the Durham concert! Actually there's a guy Christopher Sander who had a great hit in Sweden in 2009 with his own "Halleluja" with his band "Nothing" great lyrics and feeling. Please Jorr can you post a vid with it, i never manage myself...

This isnt on You tube, very sorry. But this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2NEU6Xf7lM

[ulli]

:moony: Actually we also have that expression in Sweden for showing your buttocks.... was sleeping during that post...i'll go and check...

Good Mooning to you All:p

Massage.......................I just don't want to pay for it, nyuk....no sync i mean....

There is bartering. I have unique demands for my clothing for one thing and will also trade with anyone with good hands.

For ONE thing, and ONE THING ONLY??

P.S Sorry, but it was YOU who first showed us here how to let the mind wander.....
P.P.S. Sorry Heyoka!

I love this stuff, the turning over of phrases and looking for fun parts. Very delicious.

I love this stuff too. Good night, all.
You've been a lovely audience.
The sun is rising and I need to get some sleep.
(so much for my morning swim...)

[transiten]

As for me probably got it from my Aquarian 90 year old father still turning the language upside down. There's no smiley standing on it's head here:p

[modwiz]

As for me probably got it from my Aquarian 90 year old father still turning the language upside down. There's no smiley standing on it's head here:p

You're probably right. When you hang out with Aquarians, you are likely to get some on you.

An Aquarian/Uranian smiley would be tilted on its side. No smiley of that either. We have a crisis on our hands. :pound:

[jorr lundstrom]

Ok, here it is. It was presented with the swedish name of the group

Ingenting, ie Nothing


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jo6TSHiaQA&feature=related

[ulli]

Ooops, Pickle is back!!
...and just as I was on my way out.
So happy to see you again. Big HUG!!!!

Have fun reading the zillion pages
By the time you get to the end you shall be truly pickled, I imagine.

[Lisab]

Jorr its really good to see you here (and now!) but if I dont thankyou for vids its 'cos I cant get yours for some reason. I bet their good too. This laptop was given to me from a company Im waiting for a password to get vids up so I flick back and fore an Iphone but for some reason still cant get yours. Still thanks for being here anyway, love ur posts x

[transiten]

Tack Jorr!

(But the Shrek song vid was not admitted here?)

Ingenting is a typical Indiepop group, maybe not my favourite music but this one speaks to me a lot and Christopher is a very gentle young man i happen to know.

By the way, i'm watching a TV show called "Everything for Sweden" about some 10 Americans with Swedish roots looking for their ancestors. 1/4 of the Swedish population emigrated to America in the 17:th century, escaping poverty and opression from the church. The concept is somewhat irritating, all these competitions and only one gets to meet their ancestors and of course only the beautiful places in the countryside are shown so far, but it's moving to see how these Americans react to Swedish culture and revealing the secrets of their origin.....made me cry a river yesterday.....esp the part with a priest from Utah having adopted a coloured child, having met outright racism from his community now finding out his grand grand father was a priest in Småland who was very radical, treating everyone as equals. The tradition was to let the wealthy sit in the frontseats you know...The priest was presented a bible from that time by the current vicar.

Also this guy first thought of engaging in the military forces but he had a second thought...

By the way Dan33 thinks i hold my giutar as a rifle and i answered i'm a "Spiritual Warrior" (Mars waining square Kiron, the wounded healer)

[jorr lundstrom]

Yeah, transiten. I feel its really a shame having to leave your country because

of a bunch of fanatical priests. I hope their ancestors got a better life over

there. Today we can choose if we want to be a part of the congregation, but

not so in those days. Well........................................

http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt81/sakasvattaja/BushBinLaden.jpg

[Lisab]

ThaMnks Transiten and Modwiz. Yes I was referring to Marianne's version of WCH when I referred to her,but when I read the post back I do remember thinking that looks like Im referring to Carmody. And Transiten The Ballad Of Lucy Jordan used to remind me of me too and one point in my life. Your right we do have simularities. I went thru the good relationship and then into the big bad karmic one. Im growing so much from it tho. Even tho we're not together we're literally street to street and getting on and thats down to our little one. So true Ulli about the kids helping build bridges and I think your right about the polarities thing (opposites thrown together to work it out). But lately I have to tell myself Im not responsible any more for his short temper and road rage. Honestly sometimes its like being stuck in a lift with a stranger shouting at you!! But its getting better x

People who try hard to keep their anger in check often attract those who let it all show.
Telling the guy how angry you feel when he has an outburst, without resorting to name-calling, might help.

Yes, it is getting better. I find for me Ho'oponopono really effective and Id never resort to name calling. I guess Im still releasing "stuff" and these are the days for it so they say.x

[Marianne]

She confided in me that the big difference between Southern women and Northern women was, in her words, " We like men, really genuinely like them". End of story.

You sure?

,-)

I was expecting JB to jump in (sleepwalking of course) but all other comers are welcome to step up to the plate ...

Cal, it's waaay too early for my sleepy brain to attempt this sort of wit ... maybe later .... sorry to let a good quote pass by... hehehe

[Lisab]

Wow. Just picked this card from my Osho Zen Tarot pack. Asked regarding me and little uns dad. Got the card called Change......Life repeats itself mindlessly - unless you become mindful, it will go on repeating like a wheel. That's why Buddhist's call it the wheel of life and death - the wheel of time. It moves like a wheel: birth is followed by death, death is followed by birth; love is followed by hate; hate is followed by love; success is followed by failure; failure is followed by success. Just see!

If you can watch just for a few days, you will see a pattern emerging, a wheel pattern. One day, a fine morning, you are feeling so good and so happy, and another day you are so dull, so dead that you start thinking of committing suicide. And just the other day you were so full of life, so blissful that you were in a mood of deep gratefullness, and today there is great complaint and you don't see the point why one should go on living.....And it goes on and on, but you don't see the pattern.

Once you see the pattern, you can get out of it.

[PurpleLama]

I have a co-worker who is against spirituality in general, or really anything that might be cause for introspection. But, after that fateful thread of ho'oponopono and timelines and folks getting fired from charlie's cadre, I was talking about ho'oponopono, and she really took to that one, surprisingly enough.

Of course, she didn't call it ho'oponopono, she called it Hoes and Porno.

[Lisab]

I have a co-worker who is against spirituality in general, or really anything that might be cause for introspection. But, after that fateful thread of ho'oponopono and timelines and folks getting fired from charlie's cadre, I was talking about ho'oponopono, and she really took to that one, surprisingly enough.

Of course, she didn't call it ho'oponopono, she called it Hoes and Porno.

Hoes and Porno! Frickin GENIUS! Love it

[ulli]

@Lisab
You can also CHOOSE to stay with it, but in an aware state.
There are multiple patterns related to multiple areas of one's being, and astrology was for me one way of decoding those patterns.
My biggest problem was with people who lacked logic, and astrology cast a lot of light on my need and expectation for reasonable behavior.
Then came a phase in my life where I had to learn that logic was not everything.
That I ought to accept 'chaotic' people as well.
Now I have come nearly full circle...allowing chaos.
Applying the Law of Allowance.
One just has to look at the village and all the crazies who are gathered here to understand what I mean.
Which reminds me, where is Heyoka??

[Kiki]

It's 2:10 pm in Athens Greece right now... I'm in the living room, laptop on my lap. I'm so confused with all this information in my head... I have no clue how to sort it out.... where to start...

[Calz]

It's 2:10 pm in Athens Greece right now... I'm in the living room, laptop on my lap. I'm so confused with all this information in my head... I have no clue how to sort it out.... where to start...

You have come to a good place to sort it all out (understand we do our share of joking around in this particular thread) ...

and :welcome: to Avalon.

[Heyoka_11]

Sync is sooo Here and Now........while Nyuk is sooo passé

...............:lazy2:

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck05.gif

[ulli]

It's 2:10 pm in Athens Greece right now... I'm in the living room, laptop on my lap. I'm so confused with all this information in my head... I have no clue how to sort it out.... where to start...

Hi Kiki
welcome to the Village of the Crazies.

If you don't know where to begin you are ahead of the rest of us,
who still don't know when and where to END.

Anyway, in the beginning there was
the Here and Now.
That's where it all begins.

If you feel that your mind is overloaded it means either the past with it's memories
or the future with it's unreal fantasies is running YOU, instead of YOU it.

Once that is understood you can begin to build your personal church.
They say there is a lot of money in it.

Hey, after three weeks of living in this village you will most likely be sorting out the Greek economy.

¤=[Post Update]=¤



Sync is sooo Here and Now........while Nyuk is sooo passé

...............:lazy2:


Someone forgot to bury Heyoka's head.

And Tony, my long-lost son....
WHERE IS HE????
I need him as a bouncer....

[ulli]

Sync is sooo Here and Now........while Nyuk is sooo passé

...............:lazy2:

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck05.gif


Oh hello Tony: THERE you are!!
But what happened to your EYES, your NOSE, your MOUTH?

[PurpleLama]

Lisab, I too have an ex, who is the mother of my oldest child, now seventeen years old, who historically has been nothing but viscious and mean spirited toward me since the day we broke up as teenagers ourselves. I have to say, my patience is nothing short of profound after all the years of letting that venom pour out of her onto me. I won't go into detail, but she is hands down the most awfully behaved person I know, or was, until....

Earlier this year, my mother's mother died. A week before on a sunday afternoon I was taking my daughter home and mom got the call from hospice saying they were stopping the antiobiotics and life support, so that my grandmother could go at any time. So mom called my daughters mother to request that I be able to bring my daughter home a little late so she could see her great grandmother one last time, and the bitch was very rude in her refusal to my mother, mom called me back crying. So, I did what I had to do, I called lotusblossom and asked her to put my daughters mother "in the freezer" which is a folk magic binding. Well, usually you just write down the situation, what the person being bound won't be allowed to do anymore, etc. You spit on the paper, fold it up, stick it in a small container of water and throw that bad boy into the freezer, sealing it into a block of ice, essentially. Well, lotusblossom was a little more thorough, she *rhymed it*, and she sealed it with red wax, and tied it up with red thread, and then she froze it. Not only did we not get fussed at for going to the hospice, but *she hasn't said a mean word to me since*. After seventeen years of almost nothin but venom, she now acts like a human being toward me and my daughter and the rest of my family.

Now, I don't really recommend putting the whammy on your child's father, I don't know if that's appropriate to your situation, at least not freezing him. But there are many similar folk magic operations that might be helpful to you and all involved, like putting him in a jar of honey to 'sweeten him up' or putting him inside a shiny tin can so what he puts out gets reflected back to him. With the folk 'arts' it is just whatever you have around that might work to do what you want to do, and you don't have to be some kind of witch to make it work. Training doesn't hurt, to be sure, but I've known plenty of muggles to use it just as effectively.

[Heyoka_11]

Sync is sooo Here and Now........while Nyuk is sooo passé

...............:lazy2:

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck05.gif


Oh hello Tony: THERE you are!!
But what happened to your EYES, your NOSE, your MOUTH?

Stuff it!

Just when I had thought I had recovered from the giggles when I edited that post, you've gone and started me all over again!

ulli........:first:

When do I start the bouncer gig? I already have fifty bucks stashed.

(Where was I earlier............34,000 feet, hence out of contact!)

[Calz]

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck05.gif


Oh hello Tony: THERE you are!!
But what happened to your EYES, your NOSE, your MOUTH?


Tony has been a bit depressed lately feelin' lonely and all ...

Been packin on the pounds ... beer n chips almost non-stop.

Anyway ... his face has puffed up noticably.

Cheeks are quite pronounced but seems to swallow up his other facial features :shocked:

[Heyoka_11]

Tony has been a bit depressed lately feelin' lonely and all ...Been packin on the pounds ... beer n chips almost non-stop. Anyway ... his face has puffed up noticably.Cheeks are quite pronounced but seems to swallow up his other facial features :shocked:

Hey man! Who's side are you on now?

Going for the girly vote are we, ya' flaming p****a!

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck13.gif

[Calz]

Hey man! Who's side are you on now?

Going for the girly vote are we, ya' flaming p****a!

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck13.gif


By golly I think I have just been *spanked*!!!

Is that legal???

Fortunately I have the :mod: *law* :mod: on my side!!!

[Heyoka_11]

Hey man! Who's side are you on now?

Going for the girly vote are we, ya' flaming p****a!

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck13.gif


By golly I think I have just been *spanked*!!!

Is that legal???

Fortunately I have the :mod: *law* :mod: on my side!!!

Marianne!! :girl_wacko: (my big sister remember).............he started it!

[transiten]

It's 2:10 pm in Athens Greece right now... I'm in the living room, laptop on my lap. I'm so confused with all this information in my head... I have no clue how to sort it out.... where to start...

You have come to a good place to sort it all out (understand we do our share of joking around in this particular thread) ...

and :welcome: to Avalon.


Yes welcome Kiki from the country of Rembetiko, the Greek Blues!

And Calz, my dad has really square big hands, able to make a Sound while Clapping just One of them

[jorr lundstrom]

Hey man! Who's side are you on now?

Going for the girly vote are we, ya' flaming p****a!

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck13.gif


By golly I think I have just been *spanked*!!!

Is that legal???

Fortunately I have the :mod: *law* :mod: on my side!!!

Yes, thinking you have been spanked is legal. You are allowed to think anything you want.

[ulli]

Sync is sooo Here and Now........while Nyuk is sooo passé

...............:lazy2:

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck05.gif


Oh hello Tony: THERE you are!!
But what happened to your EYES, your NOSE, your MOUTH?

Stuff it!

Just when I had thought I had recovered from the giggles when I edited that post, you've gone and started me all over again!

ulli........:first:

When do I start the bouncer gig? I already have fifty bucks stashed.

(Where was I earlier............34,000 feet, hence out of contact!)


Wow, Tony, you're hired!!

Thanks LotusBlossom, for whatever it was you did to him up there in that cold zone.....

Now, let's get this show on the road.

[Lisab]

Thanks PL. I did used to do magic back in the day, no training but life was certaintly easier when I look back now. I kind of gave in to just trusting in the universe but Ive been thinking lately that a spell could be in order, every now and then when I need a "lift". Ive got a suitcase full of oils, powders,seals and grimoires that I just used to collect out of curiosity really. I like the fluffy magic more, find it easier. Thanks. May go for the honey jar spell. I remember using it for my eldest when he was little and "hyper" and I needed to catch up on some sleep lol. My friend successfully used the freeze spell to keep a girl on heroin away from her daughter by the way. Ya never know maybe that honey spell will sweeten him so much, he'll give me some money lol. Thanks Lisa

[ulli]

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck05.gif


Oh hello Tony: THERE you are!!
But what happened to your EYES, your NOSE, your MOUTH?


Tony has been a bit depressed lately feelin' lonely and all ...

Been packin on the pounds ... beer n chips almost non-stop.

Anyway ... his face has puffed up noticably.

Cheeks are quite pronounced but seems to swallow up his other facial features :shocked:

I thought as much.
But times they are a'changin....

He will get love-bombed from here-on.
Mind you, as a bouncer he is allowed a few extra pounds,
but of course in different places.
Facially I want to see his George Clooney features.
Even his sister is going to be extra kind to him
so he will never again have to stuff himself for reasons of emotional deprivation.
Let the love-fest begin....

Here and now: I have not slept a wink since 2:22
when spirit woke me up
...been making GORGEOUS pink gold and lime green dangle bunches to hang onto cell phones
so the girls will find it easier to spot them inside their crammed handbags.

¤=[Post Update]=¤






Hey man! Who's side are you on now?

Going for the girly vote are we, ya' flaming p****a!

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck13.gif


By golly I think I have just been *spanked*!!!

Is that legal???

Fortunately I have the :mod: *law* :mod: on my side!!!

Marianne!! :girl_wacko: (my big sister remember).............he started it!


Marianne is now a HE????

[PurpleLama]

Thanks to Tony Heyoki for posting up the mooning smileys, I looked in and got the website and am quite proud of the little purple ufo I found there. Thanks!

[Calz]

Hey man! Who's side are you on now?

Going for the girly vote are we, ya' flaming p****a!

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck13.gif


By golly I think I have just been *spanked*!!!

Is that legal???

Fortunately I have the :mod: *law* :mod: on my side!!!

Yes, thinking you have been spanked is legal. You are allowed to think anything you want.


Thinking is bumped to the higher courts ...

Not only do I think that thinking is within the law I have the planets to prove it ...

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ulli ... present the evidence (I think) that having 5 planets in Libra (I thunk) makes me an expert thinker when it comes to legal matters.

The defense rests ...

Here and now I am looking for some of those handy "hands on" people who talk about moons ... *blood moon*???

JB is it really true what they say about the Belles from the South??? (notice the legal copy using caps there) :eyebrows:

Please direct all responses to my legal team (both of me ... no gemini needed as I can defend with equal vigor any position) ... (no not *that* kind of position!!!!)

[Heyoka_11]

He will get love-bombed from here-on. Mind you, as a bouncer he is allowed a few extra pounds, but of course in different places. Facially I want to see his George Clooney features. Even his sister is going to be extra kind to him so he will never again have to stuff himself for reasons of emotional deprivation. Let the love-fest begin....

Far out! What have I done to deserve this?

I'm your man sweetheart! I'd show ya' my full George Clowney features, but for security reasons I cannot reveal my full identity........

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Marianne is now a HE????

No, silly billy! I was singin' out to big sis that Cal had started the spankin' :lol:

[ulli]

going down to the Mall now to deliver the trinkets and hopefully get paid for the last two weeks work...

just wanted to mention quickly that when it comes to the law, or the Scales of Justice, Libra is in the top place, as it is the sign of the JUDGE, not Gemini.
Geminis make brilliant attorneys as they can twist the truth in either direction.
They have their way with words.....


...while Librans have their way with people, their primary focus. Perceptive are they.

[PurpleLama]

One hundred and eight is a most auspicious page.


Jai Jai
Shankar
Hare Hare
Shankar

Hare Krsna
Hare Rama
Jai Shri Hanuman-ji!

[Calz]

One hundred and eight is a most auspicious page.


Jai Jai
Shankar
Hare Hare
Shankar

Hare Krsna
Hare Rama
Jai Shri Hanuman-ji!


Oh bugger ... now I have to go and order yet another *_fill in your favorite Avalon member_* to English translation software package!!!

(religious bias programs still in developement ... thanks to the Galactic Federation of Light Nuggets)

Damn happy I will be when we "graduate" to *telepathy*.

[Calz]

Fags and bums in San Francisco? What are you smoking? I'd watch my bum if I were you. :rofl: :laugh: :haha:




Never forget we of the village people are open minded and accepting.


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Reminds me of a song I just remembered and posted in another thread (quite rockin' by the way if you don't remember or are too young) ...


IfMrq64_fjw

[PurpleLama]

Just giving a shout out to some friends higher up the ladder of incarnation, as it were.

I roll more with the Confederation of Planets in Service to the One Infinite Creator Nuggets, myself.

I have a deep and abiding love of all the beneficient forms our creator has is and will choose to take.

Especially ol' Hanuman, the white monkey.

[PurpleLama]

Here and Now, driving, and immediately after posting that last I heard emanating from a nearby vehicle,

The Chipmunks singing O Holy Night the Stars are Brightly Shining

you can't make this **** up!

Oh, yeah, and speaking of gemini, I've got the gemini hemmed up, being gemini sun and ascendant.

[Guest]

wish i could rreach through my computer to you gemalonians and shake your hands or give you all a big ole bear hug.....

have a beautiful day in the Village

Nora

we are all related

[Lisab]

Finally! Just got the password to this laptop can now watch all the vids. Gonna beef up my profile next but now cant find usb lead. Typical. Im on it tho probably may have to buy a new one tomorrow now. See ya soon! x

[Marianne]

JB is it really true what they say about the Belles from the South??? (notice the legal copy using caps there) :eyebrows:


Cal, quit trying to get me in trouble... I'm being good and kind. Can't you tell??????!!!???

JB

[Guest]

JB is it really true what they say about the Belles from the South??? (notice the legal copy using caps there) :eyebrows:


Cal, quit trying to get me in trouble... I'm being good and kind. Can't you tell??????!!!???

JB

They have been known to be a good witchy lot and if you are not careful will cast a spell on midwestern boys....

Nora

we are all related

[PurpleLama]

JB is it really true what they say about the Belles from the South??? (notice the legal copy using caps there) :eyebrows:


Cal, quit trying to get me in trouble... I'm being good and kind. Can't you tell??????!!!???

JB


So, what dooo they say about Southern Belles, 'cause I don't thing Calz was referring to them being a witchy lot (which is often true).

[Guest]

JB is it really true what they say about the Belles from the South??? (notice the legal copy using caps there) :eyebrows:


Cal, quit trying to get me in trouble... I'm being good and kind. Can't you tell??????!!!???

JB


So, what dooo they say about Southern Belles, 'cause I don't thing Calz was referring to them being a witchy lot (which is often true).

I was referring to being respectful and kind or they could turn into a witchy lot....

Nora

we are all related

[Sierra]

This is so bloody annoying!

In transit, hence reduced to iPad, on which I cannot reply with a quote! Where's the fun in that?

Hey ulli, what about the funniest remark on the other 102 pages?

Once again, poor old Heyoka is feeling left out here! :cry:

Whiner!
Whine, whine, whine.....

Smirk, smirk, smirk! (Hey! Heyo! Is that better than nyuk, nyuk, nyuk?)

[ulli]

This is so bloody annoying!

In transit, hence reduced to iPad, on which I cannot reply with a quote! Where's the fun in that?

Hey ulli, what about the funniest remark on the other 102 pages?

Once again, poor old Heyoka is feeling left out here! :cry:

Whiner!
Whine, whine, whine.....

Smirk, smirk, smirk! (Hey! Heyo! Is that better than nyuk, nyuk, nyuk?)

Tread gently, Sierra, or we'll get another one of his French tirades.
(But between us, smirk is fine with me.
Right now ANYTHING is better than nyuk, nyuk.)

[ulli]

I followed PurpleLama and found Heyoka's Smilie basement.

And there, lo and behold, I found our VILLAGE!!!!!

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/057.gif

Now we have our own smilie!!!

At last!!

[Ruby L.]

Smirk, smirk, smirk! (Hey! Heyo! Is that better than nyuk, nyuk, nyuk?)

Tread gently, Sierra, or we'll get another one of his French tirades.
(But between us, smirk is fine with me.
Right now ANYTHING is better than nyuk, nyuk.)

Awww, poor Heyoka!
Looks like there's this going on... but with the door open.

http://www.grinningplanet.com/2005/12-13/three-stoooges-ex.gif

[ulli]

Smirk, smirk, smirk! (Hey! Heyo! Is that better than nyuk, nyuk, nyuk?)

Tread gently, Sierra, or we'll get another one of his French tirades.
(But between us, smirk is fine with me.
Right now ANYTHING is better than nyuk, nyuk.)

Awww, poor Heyoka!
Looks like there's this going on... but with the door open.

http://www.grinningplanet.com/2005/12-13/three-stoooges-ex.gif

That cartoon makes the nyuk, nyuk, look different....
made me think of Sting and his song Englishman in New York.
Geddit?: NY UK NY UK NY UK

[Guest]

Another beautiful day in paradise

want to say goodnight to the Village

Nora

we are all related

[ulli]

Goodnight, sweet Nora. Have a nice rest.

[astrid]

I'm fasting at the moment, not sure for how long.

Today is day 4 and i'm feeling pretty good,
lots more clarity and better focus so far.

So far i haven't been hungry either
which is a blessing.

Going to start journaling today
as a few things have been coming up.

[Marianne]

I'm fasting at the moment, not sure for how long.

Today is day 4 and i'm feeling pretty good,
lots more clarity and better focus so far.

So far i haven't been hungry either
which is a blessing.

Going to start journaling today
as a few things have been coming up.

Thinking of you Astrid ... seeing it all as successful and perfect for you. I am doing a juice fast ... health reasons. Not sure how long, but prob for at least two weeks.

Nighty-night, Nora! Sleep tight.

Marianne

[PurpleLama]

Oh, how sad village life would soon become with the absence of nyuks.

[ulli]

Oh, how sad village life would soon become with the absence of nyuks.

Just look at it this way:
we could be reminiscing about the good ol' days when our
vocabulary was no more than a few snorts and grunts and, yes, even nyuks.

[modwiz]

A beautiful day in the Catskill Mountains today, in the sixties Fahrenheit and a Sun shining. One private client today who has been awaiting my return from my Summer gig. All is well.

[jorr lundstrom]

Well, Gaia is in her best mood. Bombarding tachyons all over. Its two o´clock in

the morning and I havent slept since the day before yesterday. LOL But Im

feeling just fine.

They are not the solutions they promised to be. Spot on. LOL


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFL926bpVYs

[PurpleLama]

Oh, how sad village life would soon become with the absence of nyuks.

Just look at it this way:
we could be reminiscing about the good ol' days when our
vocabulary was no more than a few snorts and grunts and, yes, even nyuks.

Nyuk is onomatopoeia.

It's a laugh, or laughter.

I'm having difficulty seeing how one persons laugh could be found inferior to anothers.

[Calz]

Smirk, smirk, smirk! (Hey! Heyo! Is that better than nyuk, nyuk, nyuk?)

Tread gently, Sierra, or we'll get another one of his French tirades.
(But between us, smirk is fine with me.
Right now ANYTHING is better than nyuk, nyuk.)

Awww, poor Heyoka!
Looks like there's this going on... but with the door open.

http://www.grinningplanet.com/2005/12-13/three-stoooges-ex.gif

That cartoon makes the nyuk, nyuk, look different....
made me think of Sting and his song Englishman in New York.
Geddit?: NY UK NY UK NY UK


Wow ... u r correct ... except for me Frank Sinatra comes to mind :)


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[ulli]

Oh, how sad village life would soon become with the absence of nyuks.

Just look at it this way:
we could be reminiscing about the good ol' days when our
vocabulary was no more than a few snorts and grunts and, yes, even nyuks.

Nyuk is onomatopoeia.

It's a laugh, or laughter.

I'm having difficulty seeing how one persons laugh could be found inferior to anothers.


Oh really!
Well, let me enlighten you a bit, then.
How's this for starters:


Fake laugh
An outburst of laughter done in purpose to act as if something was found funny,
but in reality it wasn't.
It is usually found to be annoying and diminishing towards the person who made the comment or joke.
If a person continues to do fake laughs at things,
eventually they will get used to doing them
and will end up pulling them off at things
that weren't even meant to be funny and make idiots of themselves.

[ulli]

Smirk, smirk, smirk! (Hey! Heyo! Is that better than nyuk, nyuk, nyuk?)

Tread gently, Sierra, or we'll get another one of his French tirades.
(But between us, smirk is fine with me.
Right now ANYTHING is better than nyuk, nyuk.)

Awww, poor Heyoka!
Looks like there's this going on... but with the door open.

http://www.grinningplanet.com/2005/12-13/three-stoooges-ex.gif

That cartoon makes the nyuk, nyuk, look different....
made me think of Sting and his song Englishman in New York.
Geddit?: NY UK NY UK NY UK


Wow ... u r correct ... except for me Frank Sinatra comes to mind :)

That's only because I already covered the Sting option.

Here and now...my son and daughter-in-law are returning from NY today and I will be vacating their home.
I have spoilt their cats rotten and am anticipating repercussions.

One example: I have moved the laundry basket to the window next to the front door as it has the same height and put a blanket on it
so the three legged cat Babba has a more comfortable place than just a narrow window sill to enjoy the cool breeze that enters through that window.
I have brushed them, played with them, cuddled them.
Today the family of four will descend on their home and push the poor kitties out of the way again.

[transiten]

Smirk, smirk, smirk! (Hey! Heyo! Is that better than nyuk, nyuk, nyuk?)

Tread gently, Sierra, or we'll get another one of his French tirades.
(But between us, smirk is fine with me.
Right now ANYTHING is better than nyuk, nyuk.)

Awww, poor Heyoka!
Looks like there's this going on... but with the door open.

http://www.grinningplanet.com/2005/12-13/three-stoooges-ex.gif

That cartoon makes the nyuk, nyuk, look different....
made me think of Sting and his song Englishman in New York.
Geddit?: NY UK NY UK NY UK

:pound:Well guess ulli if i thought about that song after the video jorr posted of "Mad dogs and Englishmen"

[ulli]

Smirk, smirk, smirk! (Hey! Heyo! Is that better than nyuk, nyuk, nyuk?)

Tread gently, Sierra, or we'll get another one of his French tirades.
(But between us, smirk is fine with me.
Right now ANYTHING is better than nyuk, nyuk.)

Awww, poor Heyoka!
Looks like there's this going on... but with the door open.

http://www.grinningplanet.com/2005/12-13/three-stoooges-ex.gif

That cartoon makes the nyuk, nyuk, look different....
made me think of Sting and his song Englishman in New York.
Geddit?: NY UK NY UK NY UK

:pound:Well guess ulli if i thought about that song after the video jorr posted of "Mad dogs and Englishmen"

Hmmmmm....
what are you trying to do? more association games?
I must admit, I do love them.
my option is now to follow the mad dogs lead, or think about English men.
Not too sure if I like either one of those alleyways.

I have decided yesterday that I'm not really a dog person. Before then I used to say I'm an animal lover but I find that dogs make too much noise for my liking.
Especially the neighbor's dogs.
Men are ok as long as they have an open mind and an open wallet.

[astrid]

What a day.

I had a session with a Shamanic Practitioner today totally life changing.
Lucky i recorded it and can go back over it all , it was 2 hours all up.

Lots of ancestral healing, through the female lines,
lots of work also on one of my dogs that has night terrors through the work i do.

Soul retrievals, power animal retrievals , very cool.
I contacted her mainly about Louis, as animals are her specialty.
And I have been trying everything from my end , but to no avail.
But it ended up being ancestral work on me also.

Good for me too, to call in outside help, i don't usually do that.
Anyways, i was a wash of tears by the end off it,
so much came up long standing things
that i haven't told anyone really about.

ANd... the freaky thing was it turns out that one of her Practitioner friends is coming to Aus to help teach the
Michael Harner foundation courses I'm doing next year,
whats the chance of that??

NO accidents.

Pretty tired, but for sure feel so much lighter,
lots of baggage removed.

The fast is a challenge today been hungry.
Might switch to juices rather than the more hard core
water fasting, if I'm still feeling this hungry tomorrow.

[ulli]

What a day.

I had a session with a Shamanic Practitioner today totally life changing.
Lucky i recorded it and can go back over it all , it was 2 hours all up.

Lots of ancestral healing, through the female lines,
lots of work also on one of my dogs that has night terrors through the work i do.

Soul retrievals, power animal retrievals , very cool.
I contacted her mainly about Louis, as animals are her specialty.
And I have been trying everything from my end , but to no avail.
But it ended up being ancestral work on me also.

Good for me too, to call in outside help, i don't usually do that.
Anyways, i was a wash of tears by the end off it,
so much came up long standing things
that i haven't told anyone really about.

ANd... the freaky thing was it turns out that one of her Practitioner friends is coming to Aus to help teach the
Michael Harner foundation courses I'm doing next year,
whats the chance of that??

NO accidents.

Pretty tired, but for sure feel so much lighter,
lots of baggage removed.

The fast is a challenge today been hungry.
Might switch to juices rather than the more hard core
water fasting, if I'm still feeling this hungry tomorrow.

you do seem to have incredible stamina, Astrid, I'm quite impressed.
If I ever come down under I would gladly submit to your guidance.
What aspect of your work scares your dog to the point of night terrors? Just curious...

[Heyoka_11]

Thanks to Tony Heyoki for posting up the mooning smileys, I looked in and got the website and am quite proud of the little purple ufo I found there. Thanks!

It's good to hear that you have found something of use there PL.

I was gonna take her for a test flight on this post, but though better of it. It's your UFO dude, and you are most welcome to it :)

[ulli]

Thanks to Tony Heyoki for posting up the mooning smileys, I looked in and got the website and am quite proud of the little purple ufo I found there. Thanks!

It's good to hear that you have found something of use there PL.

I was gonna take her for a test flight on this post, but though better of it. It's your UFO dude, and you are most welcome to it :)

You mean you are letting PurpleLama go up in an untested vehicle??
Possibly even without a manual???

If ANYTHING happens to that BOY I will hold YOU responsible!!!!!

[Heyoka_11]

Thanks to Tony Heyoki for posting up the mooning smileys, I looked in and got the website and am quite proud of the little purple ufo I found there. Thanks!

It's good to hear that you have found something of use there PL.

I was gonna take her for a test flight on this post, but though better of it. It's your UFO dude, and you are most welcome to it :)

You mean you are letting PurpleLama go up in an untested vehicle??
Possibly even without a manual???

If ANYTHING happens to that BOY I will hold YOU responsible!!!!!

PL STOP!!!!

Ulli has a good point here. That UFO is untested, and we simply cannot afford to risk injury, or dread the thought, worse, while you are at the controls. We will have to send one of the village minions to handle this task.

I'll email the operator's manual to you as soon as I can ulli. She's all yours.

Nyuk nyuk :p

[astrid]

@ Ulli, the spirit rescue stuff, working with the earth trapped spirits and crossing them over.

And somehow i managed to get a dog that sees and hears spirits.
Some nights he's sitting bolt upright on the end of my bed watching things that i can feel but not see,
then he comes climbing up to me, shaking in terror trying to get under the covers.
I was at my wits end trying to work out what to do .

Today was good, we removed my old dog Josie who was connected to him, which i has suspected,
removed an archetype of abuse that he was carrying for me,
reconnected him with his power animal, bear,
and blew back three soul parts into his heart chakra.

But also there were three other stories that came up,
one was from a great great grandmother, who had not crossed over,
who manifested in the three aspects, maiden mother, crone.
One was about holding onto other peoples stuff,
and the last was for my older dog.

I will for sure keep in touch with this healer, she was fabulous.

Had to make some juice tonight, i think i needed some sustenance after all that.
So sort of broken hard core fast, but its all good. As per usual i might be tackling too many things all at once.

I'm thinking of switching over onto a raw food diet, or like 80%/20% raw and cooked.
So i have been doing a fair bit of research on that this week.
Its pretty interesting.

[ViralSpiral]

Thanks to Tony Heyoki for posting up the mooning smileys, I looked in and got the website and am quite proud of the little purple ufo I found there. Thanks!

It's good to hear that you have found something of use there PL.

I was gonna take her for a test flight on this post, but though better of it. It's your UFO dude, and you are most welcome to it :)

You mean you are letting PurpleLama go up in an untested vehicle??
Possibly even without a manual???

If ANYTHING happens to that BOY I will hold YOU responsible!!!!!

PL STOP!!!!

Ulli has a good point here. That UFO is untested, and we simply cannot afford to risk injury, or dread the thought, worse, while you are at the controls. We will have to send one of the village minions to handle this task.

I'll email the owner's manual to you as soon as I can ulli.

Nyuk nyuk :p



Exactly!! You could, after all, come across these: Drunk, cant-find-my-reindeer, flying Kissmoose-Farters.


http://s1.hubimg.com/u/4268324_f260.jpg



You'll need this:


http://www.taosgifts.co.uk/ekmps/shops/taos/images/anti-monster-spray-repells-monsters-at-bedtime-calming-lavender-250ml-701-p.jpg

[ulli]

In the spirit of Santa in the Sky...
Why not?
Here is one which I kept...
some may be offended, although most villagers are pretty hardened when it comes to taking flying cr..

http://projectavalon.net/forum4/attachment.php?attachmentid=11178&thumb=1&d=1320756071

[PurpleLama]

Thanks to Tony Heyoki for posting up the mooning smileys, I looked in and got the website and am quite proud of the little purple ufo I found there. Thanks!

It's good to hear that you have found something of use there PL.

I was gonna take her for a test flight on this post, but though better of it. It's your UFO dude, and you are most welcome to it :)

You mean you are letting PurpleLama go up in an untested vehicle??
Possibly even without a manual???

If ANYTHING happens to that BOY I will hold YOU responsible!!!!!

PL STOP!!!!

Ulli has a good point here. That UFO is untested, and we simply cannot afford to risk injury, or dread the thought, worse, while you are at the controls. We will have to send one of the village minions to handle this task.

I'll email the owner's manual to you as soon as I can ulli.

Nyuk nyuk :p

Never fear, my friends, upon acquisition of said ufo I immediately found the VIN and contacted the et manufacturers, somewhere around the horsehead nebula, IIRC, and received the direct download of the operational, and maintenance manuals. This boy may be dumb, but he ain't stupid. :cool:

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

[ulli]

Thanks to Tony Heyoki for posting up the mooning smileys, I looked in and got the website and am quite proud of the little purple ufo I found there. Thanks!

It's good to hear that you have found something of use there PL.

I was gonna take her for a test flight on this post, but though better of it. It's your UFO dude, and you are most welcome to it :)

You mean you are letting PurpleLama go up in an untested vehicle??
Possibly even without a manual???

If ANYTHING happens to that BOY I will hold YOU responsible!!!!!

PL STOP!!!!

Ulli has a good point here. That UFO is untested, and we simply cannot afford to risk injury, or dread the thought, worse, while you are at the controls. We will have to send one of the village minions to handle this task.

I'll email the owner's manual to you as soon as I can ulli.

Nyuk nyuk :p

Never fear, my friends, upon acquisition of said ufo I immediately found the VIN and contacted the et manufacturers, somewhere around the horsehead nebula, IIRC, and received the direct download of the operational, and maintenance manuals. This boy may be dumb, but he ain't stupid. :cool:

Let's see if Heyoka approves.
So how many people can you take up with you?
Only asking, just in case.

[ulli]

And since we were on the subject of food...
I have to post this one here in case it gets lost in Ktlight's Conan O'Brian thread....(which, by the way, y'all must read.)
What an eyeopener about the MSM.

This one is just too cute. Spoonfeeding to the point of sleep.

http://i.imgur.com/QIQWv.gif

[Heyoka_11]

Well, as we are getting into the Christmas
spirit a little early, try this one on...........

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I took this shot outside ulli's joint.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

[Lisab]

Full blown healing crisis for Lisa today. My blend of flower and gem essences arrived this morning, personally attuned to me. I already felt the effects before the bottle even arrived which is common. Woke up this morning with a pounding headache which is getting worse and really weird dreams last night and yep the ex was in there so talk about timely. For those interested my blend consists of; Date, Australian Bluebell Creeper, Cotton, Poinsette, Sugar Palm, Maple, Banana and Howlite. On the email the lady sent me not all the remedies listed here were explained tho. Those ones being date,poinsette, sugar palm, maple and howlite. Ive been looking round the net but if anyone could give me any ideas Id be grateful.

In the mean time you guys carry on...Im just gonna sit in the corner a mad,quivering wreck lol !! Man Alive I feel hideous. Modwiz and JB any advice on getting thru would be so welcome xxx YUCK

[PurpleLama]

Never fear, my friends, upon acquisition of said ufo I immediately found the VIN and contacted the et manufacturers, somewhere around the horsehead nebula, IIRC, and received the direct download of the operational, and maintenance manuals. This boy may be dumb, but he ain't stupid. :cool:

Let's see if Heyoka approves.
So how many people can you take up with you?
Only asking, just in case.

It comes with a collapsable dimension in the back seat, so it will actually fit *everybody*. There is no limit, theoretically, to it's carrying capacity, but the manual says it's only been tested up to one bajillion. It has wormhole traversal capability, and although it has no actual weapons, there is a button that will cause all enemy weapons to squirt water, shoot out flowers or little flags that say "bang" on them. Bad guys tend to avoid messing with purple ufos, unless they have a properly developed sense of humor.

[ulli]

Full blown healing crisis for Lisa today. My blend of flower and gem essences arrived this morning, personally attuned to me. I already felt the effects before the bottle even arrived which is common. Woke up this morning with a pounding headache which is getting worse and really weird dreams last night and yep the ex was in there so talk about timely. For those interested my blend consists of; Date, Australian Bluebell Creeper, Cotton, Poinsette, Sugar Palm, Maple, Banana and Howlite. On the email the lady sent me not all the remedies listed here were explained tho. Those ones being date,poinsette, sugar palm, maple and howlite. Ive been looking round the net but if anyone could give me any ideas Id be grateful.

In the mean time you guys carry on...Im just gonna sit in the corner a mad,quivering wreck lol !! Man Alive I feel hideous. Modwiz and JB any advice on getting thru would be so welcome xxx YUCK

Here are your planets for the day:
Venus and Mercury are conjunct today at 7 Sagittarius and together form a square to your natal Mercury in Pisces.
You want to rest, and read something light.

Planet for the week:
Jupiter is opposite your natal Mars. You don't feel like resting at all.
You want major changes, NOW.
Well, you'll be getting them shortly, BECAUSE of the...

Planet for the month: Uranus on your natal Saturn.
That one really sucks.
Everything you have ever built for yourself as a solid structure is now being dynamited.

Breathe breathe breathe.....

[Heyoka_11]

Full blown healing crisis for Lisa today.

Lisa I am sorry to hear that you are having one of those days my friend. All I can do for you is hope that it passes quickly. :)

[ulli]

Well, as we are getting into the Christmas
spirit a little early, try this one on...........

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I took this shot outside ulli's joint.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk


Sorry Heyoka
But you are way off with your latitudes...
no snow in Barbados.

Get a better map.


snicker snicker.

P.S. Village rule:
only the women are allowed to indulge in that kind of gross humor.
Men are required to behave like gentlemen at all times.
Subtle is the word.

[Marianne]

Full blown healing crisis for Lisa today. My blend of flower and gem essences arrived this morning, personally attuned to me. I already felt the effects before the bottle even arrived which is common. Woke up this morning with a pounding headache which is getting worse and really weird dreams last night and yep the ex was in there so talk about timely. For those interested my blend consists of; Date, Australian Bluebell Creeper, Cotton, Poinsette, Sugar Palm, Maple, Banana and Howlite. On the email the lady sent me not all the remedies listed here were explained tho. Those ones being date,poinsette, sugar palm, maple and howlite. Ive been looking round the net but if anyone could give me any ideas Id be grateful.

In the mean time you guys carry on...Im just gonna sit in the corner a mad,quivering wreck lol !! Man Alive I feel hideous. Modwiz and JB any advice on getting thru would be so welcome xxx YUCK

Lisa, I'm so with you ... PM me if you want some reiki, etc.
Who is the essence maker(s)? I ask becos some have different vibrations for the same plant ... slightly different sometimes, more different for some. I know Molly S of Green Hope does some of these, will go see what I can find for you. A most welcome distraction for me. And that reminds me, I need to get into my FE's too...
Much love,
Marianne

[Heyoka_11]

Sorry Heyoka But you are way off with your latitudes...no snow in Barbados. Get a better map. snicker snicker.

But the snow was confined to your house alone. It was coincident with a sudden drop in temperature, and a decidedly sulphorous odour.

Nyuk nyuk

¤=[Post Update]=¤


Subtle is the word.

Inequality is the word.

[PurpleLama]

Heyoka
But you are way off with your latitudes...
no snow in Barbados.

Get a better map.


nyuk nyuk.

P.S. Village rule:
only the women are allowed to indulge in that kind of gross humor.
Men are required to behave like the Three Stooges at all times.
Nyuk is the word.
Sometimes, boys just hear what they want to hear. This is frequently referred to as Selective Hearing.

Nyuk nyuk

[Marianne]

Let's see if Heyoka approves.
So how many people can you take up with you?
Only asking, just in case.

It comes with a collapsable dimension in the back seat, so it will actually fit *everybody*. There is no limit, theoretically, to it's carrying capacity, but the manual says it's only been tested up to one bajillion. It has wormhole traversal capability, and although it has no actual weapons, there is a button that will cause all enemy weapons to squirt water, shoot out flowers or little flags that say "bang" on them. Bad guys tend to avoid messing with purple ufos, unless they have a properly developed sense of humor.

PL, I see you're still full of it... : )
I'm on board your little purple ufo though ... not scared of any wormholes.

[Heyoka_11]

P.S. Village rule:
only the women are allowed to indulge in that kind of gross humor.
Men are required to behave like the Three Stooges at all times.
Nyuk is the word.
Sometimes, boys just hear what they want to hear. This is frequently referred to as Selective Hearing.

Nyuk nyuk

Selective hearing you reckon, you mean like filtering out the BS?

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Village President that is!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk :p

[transiten]

Thanks to Tony Heyoki for posting up the mooning smileys, I looked in and got the website and am quite proud of the little purple ufo I found there. Thanks!

It's good to hear that you have found something of use there PL.

I was gonna take her for a test flight on this post, but though better of it. It's your UFO dude, and you are most welcome to it :)

You mean you are letting PurpleLama go up in an untested vehicle??
Possibly even without a manual???

If ANYTHING happens to that BOY I will hold YOU responsible!!!!!

ulli, just minutes ago i sent an e-mail to our car cooperative telling the responsible that pple don't want to drive an untested vehicle. this has been an annoyance for 1 month and finally i solved the probelm...only thing is i caught a cold for the first time in 2 years and we're going to drive the car tomorrow....

Think i will have to stop reporting my syncs......they are too frequent and frankly i don't get the message either...

I'm going to bed, feeling sorry for myself and i don't give a **** that it means i'm not in contact with my higher self or my spiritual guides....i just wish someone would serve me something to eat and drink, sit by my bedside and sing me a lullaby:baby:

[Lisab]

Full blown healing crisis for Lisa today. My blend of flower and gem essences arrived this morning, personally attuned to me. I already felt the effects before the bottle even arrived which is common. Woke up this morning with a pounding headache which is getting worse and really weird dreams last night and yep the ex was in there so talk about timely. For those interested my blend consists of; Date, Australian Bluebell Creeper, Cotton, Poinsette, Sugar Palm, Maple, Banana and Howlite. On the email the lady sent me not all the remedies listed here were explained tho. Those ones being date,poinsette, sugar palm, maple and howlite. Ive been looking round the net but if anyone could give me any ideas Id be grateful.

In the mean time you guys carry on...Im just gonna sit in the corner a mad,quivering wreck lol !! Man Alive I feel hideous. Modwiz and JB any advice on getting thru would be so welcome xxx YUCK

Here are your planets for the day:
Venus and Mercury are conjunct today at 7 Sagittarius and together form a square to your natal Mercury in Pisces.
You want to rest, and read something light.

Planet for the week:
Jupiter is opposite your natal Mars. You don't feel like resting at all.
You want major changes, NOW.
Well, you'll be getting them shortly, BECAUSE of the...

Planet for the month: Uranus on your natal Saturn.
That one really sucks.
Everything you have ever built for yourself as a solid structure is now being dynamited.

Breathe breathe breathe.....

Thanks Ulli. Forewarned is forearmed and I like to know. x

[transiten]

LISAB! I hear you, Saturn is working hard on my Moon....feeling totally bogged down, but as my avatar "The transit" suggests: This will also pass!

Patience:fish2::cow:

[transiten]

And since we were on the subject of food...
I have to post this one here in case it gets lost in Ktlight's Conan O'Brian thread....(which, by the way, y'all must read.)
What an eyeopener about the MSM.

This one is just too cute. Spoonfeeding to the point of sleep.

http://i.imgur.com/QIQWv.gif

OK: What did i ask for?

[Lisab]

Full blown healing crisis for Lisa today. My blend of flower and gem essences arrived this morning, personally attuned to me. I already felt the effects before the bottle even arrived which is common. Woke up this morning with a pounding headache which is getting worse and really weird dreams last night and yep the ex was in there so talk about timely. For those interested my blend consists of; Date, Australian Bluebell Creeper, Cotton, Poinsette, Sugar Palm, Maple, Banana and Howlite. On the email the lady sent me not all the remedies listed here were explained tho. Those ones being date,poinsette, sugar palm, maple and howlite. Ive been looking round the net but if anyone could give me any ideas Id be grateful.

In the mean time you guys carry on...Im just gonna sit in the corner a mad,quivering wreck lol !! Man Alive I feel hideous. Modwiz and JB any advice on getting thru would be so welcome xxx YUCK

Lisa, I'm so with you ... PM me if you want some reiki, etc.
Who is the essence maker(s)? I ask becos some have different vibrations for the same plant ... slightly different sometimes, more different for some. I know Molly S of Green Hope does some of these, will go see what I can find for you. A most welcome distraction for me. And that reminds me, I need to get into my FE's too...
Much love,
Marianne

Thankyou Marianne. An email from the lady who made the blend has just come through with the full descriptions now. Her name is Nikki Wyatt from Spirit of Transformations. She's a good rep here in the uk. Im really feeling it, so I guess its all good. Need to lie down tho. Phew x

[Calz]

P.S. Village rule:
only the women are allowed to indulge in that kind of gross humor.
Men are required to behave like gentlemen at all times.
Subtle is the word.


Oh I so love dares ...


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HOLY PROSTITUTES

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye...

It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.

Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,

'What may we do for you! my son?'

He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....'

'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY :haha:
THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER :rofl:

[PurpleLama]

All jokes aside, for just a moment.

I understand that fitting into a vast complex system, we are under the inluence of every other body within the confines of this system. As beings of *greater* potential, as the real being at the center of the confluence of forces we call experience, it is ever and always possible to exert a stronger influence on the other bodies than we experience being pushed back towards us. We are not at the mercy of the stars and planets, they are at the mercy of us.

Since ulli did my reading, I have read a lot more into my own chart, and my experience really is a testament to the veracity of the above statement.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled program.

*Bops saturn on the backside*
That's a bad planet! Bad! Now clean up mess this you've made. And be nice.


Nyuk nyuk

[ulli]

Sorry Heyoka But you are way off with your latitudes...no snow in Barbados. Get a better map. snicker snicker.

But the snow was confined to your house alone. It was coincident with a sudden drop in temperature, and a decidedly sulphorous odour.

Nyuk nyuk

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Subtle is the word.

Inequality is the word.

Balance is the word.
Boys don't have to effort at being gross...it comes naturally.

Women need to learn to pick up the dung and flick it right back.
Then you might have equality.
Of course, the two MAIN words are
CONTEXT
and
CONSEQUENCE.

[transiten]

All jokes aside, for just a moment.

I understand that fitting into a vast complex system, we are under the inluence of every other body within the confines of this system. As beings of *greater* potential, as the real being at the center of the confluence of forces we call experience, it is ever and always possible to exert a stronger influence on the other bodies than we experience being pushed back towards us. We are not at the mercy of the stars and planets, they are at the mercy of us.

Since ulli did my reading, I have read a lot more into my own chart, and my experience really is a testament to the veracity of the above statement.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled program.

*Bops saturn on the backside*
That's a bad planet! Bad! Now clean up this you've made. And be nice.


Nyuk nyuk


You know i've got problems with the nuances in foreign languages....Anyway, there are NO BAD PLANETS, period.

[ulli]

Thanks to Tony Heyoki for posting up the mooning smileys, I looked in and got the website and am quite proud of the little purple ufo I found there. Thanks!

It's good to hear that you have found something of use there PL.

I was gonna take her for a test flight on this post, but though better of it. It's your UFO dude, and you are most welcome to it :)

You mean you are letting PurpleLama go up in an untested vehicle??
Possibly even without a manual???

If ANYTHING happens to that BOY I will hold YOU responsible!!!!!

ulli, just minutes ago i sent an e-mail to our car cooperative telling the responsible that pple don't want to drive an untested vehicle. this has been an annoyance for 1 month and finally i solved the probelm...only thing is i caught a cold for the first time in 2 years and we're going to drive the car tomorrow....

Think i will have to stop reporting my syncs......they are too frequent and frankly i don't get the message either...

I'm going to bed, feeling sorry for myself and i don't give a **** that it means i'm not in contact with my higher self or my spiritual guides....i just wish someone would serve me something to eat and drink, sit by my bedside and sing me a lullaby:baby:


First of all GET BETTER.
Keep reporting your syncs, as that helps to dilute the BS from the guys around here.
Later we can get to how to read the messages ...they are coded.
You are much loved and appreciated.

[Heyoka_11]

Now, back to our regularly scheduled program...........Nyuk nyuk

Q93ePMn3-F0

Nyuk nyuk nyuk


Keep reporting your syncs, as that helps to dilute the BS from the guys around here.

BS............I see no BS!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

[Calz]

Balance is the word.

Boys don't have to effort at being gross...it comes naturally.




Balance ... don't get me started on the scales again ...


Boys ... I see your point ... since I put up the witchie moonie then we need some *balance* ...


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[ulli]

Ok, the village hospital suddenly has no more empty beds.
We have a pandemic issue on our hands.

Since it's mostly the females who are stricken I know where I need to look for the cure
PurpleLama take me up to Mars...we need to bring back some of that red soil and make Martian mud packs.

The left-over mud can then be flung at our men, in a ritualistic and orderly MAN-ner of course.
To keep the game balanced we girls will be wearing only our hospital garments, so the guys can have just a little bit of fun.
Must not muddy our nun's habits.
We must keep them alive as we have further use for them later tonight.

[transiten]

ulli :hug:

but......Here we go again.....................What is BS????????????

[Heyoka_11]

PurpleLama take me up to Mars

Hey PL, you could always just cruise round my joint for a couple of beers instead mate! It's healthy to have options in life.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

[ulli]

Now, back to our regularly scheduled program...........Nyuk nyuk

Q93ePMn3-F0

Nyuk nyuk nyuk


Keep reporting your syncs, as that helps to dilute the BS from the guys around here.

BS............I see no BS!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

BS stands for Belief System, DUH!!!
It's all over.
Whether a sermon ends with Amen or Nyuk, nyuk, what difference does it make?

[Heyoka_11]

ulli :hug:

but......Here we go again.....................What is BS????????????

Please see below.................


Ok, the village hospital suddenly has no more empty beds.
We have a pandemic issue on our hands.

Since it's mostly the females who are stricken I know where I need to look for the cure
PurpleLama take me up to Mars...we need to bring back some of that red soil and make Martian mud packs.

The left-over mud can then be flung at our men, in a ritualistic and orderly MAN-ner of course.
To keep the game balanced we girls will be wearing only our hospital garments, so the guys can have just a little bit of fun.
Must not muddy our nun's habits.
We must keep them alive as we have further use for them later tonight.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

[ulli]

ulli :hug:

but......Here we go again.....................What is BS????????????

ok, I'm so glad you asked.
Common folk think BS stands for bull-s**t, but here in our village it stands for Belief System....
same thing, but that's between you and me...

[ulli]

Here is a good example of the male mind that tries hard to discipline itself without female assistance:

maybe the male mods will now censor me but what the heck:

http://projectavalon.net/forum4/attachment.php?attachmentid=11180&d=1320756122

[ulli]

Hey, PurpleLama just took me to Mars as requested and GUESS WHO WAS THERE????
Barak Obama!!!!

So I took off my space suit, put on my hospital gown, and asked him for some money for our village hospital.
And he wrote a cheque there and then!!!

We can now afford to build a psychiatric ward for all the guys!!!

[Calz]

Nyuk nyuk

Who's there?

Just some old nyukie presidents (all the good ones get hung by the nyuk).



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[PurpleLama]

Hey, PurpleLama just took me to Mars as requested and GUESS WHO WAS THERE????
Barak Obama!!!!

So I took off my space suit, put on my hospital gown, and asked him for some money for our village hospital.
And he wrote a cheque there and then!!!

We can now afford to build a psychiatric ward for all the guys!!!


Oh, ulli, ulli, ulli,

I am sorry to tell you, that check is no good. Good ol' BO is a notorious fraudster.

[Calz]

We can now afford to build a psychiatric ward for all the guys!!!


Everyone knows women are more psychic than men!!!

... and *how dare you* suggest the big "O" on my planet!!!!

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[ulli]

Hey, PurpleLama just took me to Mars as requested and GUESS WHO WAS THERE????
Barak Obama!!!!

So I took off my space suit, put on my hospital gown, and asked him for some money for our village hospital.
And he wrote a cheque there and then!!!

We can now afford to build a psychiatric ward for all the guys!!!


Oh, ulli, ulli, ulli,

I am sorry to tell you, that check is no good. Good ol' BO is a notorious fraudster.


oh noo!
Are you SURE, Purpy?

But he SIGNED it with his REAL NAME......
That means the guys will have to stay a few years more in the shiddouse.
Poor Heyo, he was so looking forward to an upgrade.

[PurpleLama]

Hey, PurpleLama just took me to Mars as requested and GUESS WHO WAS THERE????
Barak Obama!!!!

So I took off my space suit, put on my hospital gown, and asked him for some money for our village hospital.
And he wrote a cheque there and then!!!

We can now afford to build a psychiatric ward for all the guys!!!


Oh, ulli, ulli, ulli,

I am sorry to tell you, that check is no good. Good ol' BO is a notorious fraudster.


oh noo!
Are you SURE, Purpy?

But he SIGNED it with his REAL NAME......
That means the guys will have to stay a few years more in the shiddouse.
Poor Heyo, he was so looking forward to an upgrade.


He signed it Ahnkenaten?!

Oops, there I go chanelling freeman, again.

[Calz]

***Pulease*** ... let me know you saw this ... or perhaps it really is time to check into a psychiatric ward!!!!


http://projectavalon.net/forum4/showthread.php?34272-Barack-Obama-traveled-to-Mars

[ulli]

We can now afford to build a psychiatric ward for all the guys!!!


Everyone knows women are more psychic than men!!!

... and *how dare you* suggest the big "O" on my planet!!!!

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Dear Purpy just filled me in. I'm zoo zorry!
Pleaze please Calzie, don't beat me!!!
I'll make you some blueberry waffles, with syrup and chantillyyyyyyyy....



(Where is Marianne when I need her...and all the other girls are sick and can't stand by me with their sling shots.
Psst, this one really needs distracting, girls.)

[Calz]

Pleaze please Calzie, don't beat me!!!
I'll make you some blueberry waffles, with syrup and chatillyyyyyyyy....




Today ... here and now ... my alter is back in the men's camp.

The Big H has trained me well.

I never waffle about my nyuks (at least whilst drinking nyukie beer) ...


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[ulli]

***Pulease*** ... let me know you saw this ... or perhaps it really is time to check into a psychiatric ward!!!!


http://projectavalon.net/forum4/showthread.php?34272-Barack-Obama-traveled-to-Mars


So WHAT if I didn't??
Ok, ok, so the headline popped out at me from some other thread.....I admit it.
There, feel better now?

But seriously now, I have seen evidence of telepathy and other synchronicities far more astounding than this one...

When it rains syncs there comes a point where you no longer count the drops.
Let alone try to catch them.
Welcome to the village of busted minds.
Although I do strongly recommend finding a strategy first of how to leave your day job and get an independent income.

Eccentricity is one of the perks of the idle rich.

[PurpleLama]

In reference to synchronicity, jump into the river, you can't drown.

[PurpleLama]

Eccentricity is one of the perks of the idle rich.

Somebody forget to tell the rednecks in Miss'ippi.

[Calz]

Eccentricity is one of the perks of the idle rich.

Somebody forget to tell the rednecks in Miss'ippi.


Stop the press ... there are rich rednecks???


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[PurpleLama]

Eccentricity is one of the perks of the idle rich.

Somebody forget to tell the rednecks in Miss'ippi.


Stop the press ... there are rich rednecks???


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No no no no no

I only meant than nobody told us you had to be rich to be eccentric. Oops.

[Calz]

No no no no no

I only meant than nobody told us you had to be rich to be eccentric. Oops.


Oh man!!!

Talk about throwing a bucket of cold water on another line of funnies ...

Oh well ... JB would have been on my carcass in no time anyway ...


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[ulli]

Eccentricity is one of the perks of the idle rich.

Somebody forget to tell the rednecks in Miss'ippi.


Stop the press ... there are rich rednecks???


11189

No no no no no

I only meant than nobody told us you had to be rich to be eccentric. Oops.


So where do you see eccentricity there? I thought that was the norm, worldwide speaking.

Besides you can never be too rich, nor too thin.

[Calz]

Okay ... here and now ... enough with the jokes ... we have serious business to attend to.

Today ... the Moon will get struck by an asteroid .... Hoagy Hairdoo says so!!!!

No???

Well then ... tomorrow there is the FEMA takeover of all the airwaves and a naval excercise ...

Cannot deny that yet again???

Okay ... ace up the sleeves ... 11.11.11

End o dah world as we know it (and I feel ... fine).


AzqiPvGrkTo

[modwiz]

Full blown healing crisis for Lisa today. My blend of flower and gem essences arrived this morning, personally attuned to me. I already felt the effects before the bottle even arrived which is common. Woke up this morning with a pounding headache which is getting worse and really weird dreams last night and yep the ex was in there so talk about timely. For those interested my blend consists of; Date, Australian Bluebell Creeper, Cotton, Poinsette, Sugar Palm, Maple, Banana and Howlite. On the email the lady sent me not all the remedies listed here were explained tho. Those ones being date,poinsette, sugar palm, maple and howlite. Ive been looking round the net but if anyone could give me any ideas Id be grateful.

In the mean time you guys carry on...Im just gonna sit in the corner a mad,quivering wreck lol !! Man Alive I feel hideous. Modwiz and JB any advice on getting thru would be so welcome xxx YUCK

Like any difficult trip, take comfort in knowing, this too shall pass. Even better, the other side of a healing crisis is better health.

[Lisab]

Thanks Modwiz I think Im already starting to feel a little better. The village helps. At least Ive got the giggles!!! But I know its all in agood cause. FREEDOM! And I also understand the pain is an indication of the right blend. So cool.

[9eagle9]

Fawlty manifestation. Everyone wanted the FEM to take over the world and clearly not understanding the madness associated with that, FEM-a is now going to be arranging things.

Clearly hen the feminine principile was imagined it was more of a S&M nature as FEM-a demonstrates.

[ulli]

Hi 9eagle9
nice of you to drop by, but I couldn't understand your post.
I even googled fem-a and all that came up was FEMA.

[Calz]

Okay.

Been wanting to post this song for a long long time ... and finally I have a version that is tasteful enough to post.

Think end of the cycle stuff and bringing down the "old" system.

Not a gloomy song at all when you consider Gaia and Her Health (which we need as a species to survive :doh: )


Dxk_wYeIv6I

[Sierra]

Planet for the month: Uranus on your natal Saturn.
That one really sucks.
Everything you have ever built for yourself as a solid structure is now being dynamited.

Breathe breathe breathe.....

Thanks Ulli. Forewarned is forearmed and I like to know. x

You got that right Lisa. When the astrology thread was going, Ulli warned me the month of October was going to be rough. I tell ya, it was one of the worst months of my life ... Shocking revelations. If I hadn't been warned by Ulli, I may not have been able to put myself in "detach and observe" mode as much as I did ...

Ulli, thank you dear heart for being here, and being you. :kiss:

[modwiz]

Okay.

Been wanting to post this song for a long long time ... and finally I have a version that is tasteful enough to post.

Think end of the cycle stuff and bringing down the "old" system.

Not a gloomy song at all when you consider Gaia and Her Health (which we need as a species to survive :doh: )


Dxk_wYeIv6I

Hey, that's not how you spell enema. Freakin illiterates. :laugh:

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Planet for the month: Uranus on your natal Saturn.
That one really sucks.
Everything you have ever built for yourself as a solid structure is now being dynamited.

Breathe breathe breathe.....

Thanks Ulli. Forewarned is forearmed and I like to know. x

You got that right Lisa. When the astrology thread was going, Ulli warned me the month of October was going to be rough. I tell ya, it was one of the worst months of my life ... Shocking revelations. If I hadn't been warned by Ulli, I may not have been able to put myself in "detach and observe" mode as much as I did ...

Ulli, thank you dear heart for being here, and being you. :kiss:

Yes, Ulli is awesome. I hope she doesn't see this though. It might make her blush.

[ulli]

It feels weird, definitely, being talked about.
Even in a positive way.
You guys are the sweetest people I have ever encountered.
Most people think I'm totally crazy.
Talking about astrology or religion, UFOs and quantum physics is something I have had to give up in my circles.

I feel lucky if I can converse art cinema with my son, though.
Dan_33 has been contributing great conversation starters
on my profile page.
It's all been a lesson, however, in how alienation (alien nation) can lead to the discovery of the true self.
Which is ultimately the best friend we can have.

Anyway, I was just going to crack another joke egg over Calz's latest video:
Following Modwiz' lead I was going to write:

that's not how you spell STOOL either!!
OK, Calz, balls are in your court now.

[transiten]

Now, back to our regularly scheduled program...........Nyuk nyuk

Q93ePMn3-F0

Nyuk nyuk nyuk


Keep reporting your syncs, as that helps to dilute the BS from the guys around here.

BS............I see no BS!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

Heyoka!

This is truly discriminating! Women are NEVER allowed to fart in public. To fart freely as you wish is a sign of POWER. I've been farting for several months now (luckily they don't smell) and of course i would wish it to stop since it's not just for fun...

But hey All you Withces out there! "Starting Farting" is the New Freee Energy Slogan that will take you a loooong way.......

[Calz]

It feels weird, definitely, being talked about.
Even in a positive way.
You guys are the sweetest people I have ever encountered.
Most people think I'm totally crazy.
Talking about astrology or religion, UFOs and quantum physics is something I have had to give up in my circles.

I feel lucky if I can converse art cinema with my son, though.
Dan_33 has been contributing great conversation starters
on my profile page.
It's all been a lesson, however, in how alienation (alien nation) can lead to the discovery of the true self.
Which is ultimately the best friend we can have.

Anyway, I was just going to crack another joke egg over Calz's latest video:
Following Modwiz' lead I was going to write:

that's not how you spell STOOL either!!
OK, Calz, balls are in your court now.

Okay ... timeout ... we love you ulli :wub:

[ulli]

Now, back to our regularly scheduled program...........Nyuk nyuk

Q93ePMn3-F0

Nyuk nyuk nyuk


Keep reporting your syncs, as that helps to dilute the BS from the guys around here.

BS............I see no BS!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

Heyoka!

This is truly discriminating! Women are NEVER allowed to fart in public. To fart freely as you wish is a sign of POWER. I've been farting for several months now (luckily they don't smell) and of course i would wish it to stop since it's not just for fun...

But hey All you Withces out there! "Starting Farting" is the New Freee Energy Slogan that will take you a loooong way.......

oh, transition, don't get me sfarted....
I was hoping to do a remake of the Stepford Wives
and call it the Breakwind Husbands.

[transiten]

Record breaking ulli!

:bounce::lol::pound::plane:

[ulli]

Ulli wants a Margarita.
NOW!
Where is :washing:?
She started an interesting conversation, even mentioning S&M
that could have taught us girls here at the village some domino trix
and she Vanished.
I guess all laundries have to have some Vanish in them.

[ulli]

Here and Now People
I need the Village to help me.
Let's see if this works.
As you know, since coming to Barbados in October I have hardly posted due to an Internet problem at my apartment.
Then this last week, while cat sitting at my son's house, I have had high speed Internet and been able to visit the village
just like I do when I'm at home in Costa Rica.

In about an hour from now the family are returning and I have to go back to my apartment
with the connection problem...
The defective modem is upstairs in my landlady's house.
Since she only uses her computer for e-mails the slow connection doesn't bother her.
Yet I would like her to get a new modem.
I don't want to move out of there, as I'm otherwise really happy ...I have a great deal, rent wise..great location, etc.
The only thing that is bumming me is the slow Internet. I can hardly watch a Youtube even at 240 without it constantly cutting out.
I'd love to know what our collective good wishes can do to bring about a happy resolution.
Right now other than repeating yet again that I think her modem is too old, there is little else I can do.
So lets have a demo of mind over matter.
Please, please?

[Calz]

Spent a month in the Philippines this summer vacationing with the family.

Got the best available sat wireless feed for our laptop available ... better than nothing but honestly really sucked.

Did not watch a single vid the whole time. Made a few posts and added a few "thank yous" ...

I feel your pain after being spoiled here (with net connection yet at the bottom of the barrel regarding other human "rights").


We really need to make the "jump" to telepathy!!!


Take the net and multiply by ...


Infinity ... and *BEYOND*


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[Sierra]

Here and Now People
I need the Village to help me.
Let's see if this works.
As you know, since coming to Barbados in October I have hardly posted due to an Internet problem at my apartment.
Then this last week, while cat sitting at my son's house, I have had high speed Internet and been able to visit the village
just like I do when I'm at home in Costa Rica.

In about an hour from now the family are returning and I have to go back to my apartment
with the connection problem...
The defective modem is upstairs in my landlady's house.
Since she only uses her computer for e-mails the slow connection doesn't bother her.
Yet I would like her to get a new modem.
I don't want to move out of there, as I'm otherwise really happy ...I have a great deal, rent wise..great location, etc.
The only thing that is bumming me is the slow Internet. I can hardly watch a Youtube even at 240 without it constantly cutting out.
I'd love to know what our collective good wishes can do to bring about a happy resolution.
Right now other than repeating yet again that I think her modem is too old, there is little else I can do.
So lets have a demo of mind over matter.
Please, please?

So ... how much is a new modem? Maybe it would be worth it to you to pay for a new modem for her or get your own modem ...

[PurpleLama]

I am envisioning an ultra high speed wi-fi connection mysteriously appearing for dear ulli.

[Calz]

oh, transition, don't get me sfarted....
I was hoping to do a remake of the Stepford Wives
and call it the Breakwind Husbands.


Well alrighty then ... I must bow to the queen's desires.

No doubt a feature of the witches of eastwick???


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