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sidh25
16th September 2011, 00:32
Here's a challenge for avalonians to give an example of something that is just not possible. I'll get the obvious one out of the way. 'What is' cannot be 'not'. And what is 'not' cannot be 'what is'. You guyz/gals can think of something else?

Heyoka_11
16th September 2011, 00:38
For love to fail........ever! ;)

Oh, and sneezing with your eyes open!

nearing
16th September 2011, 00:43
For change not to happen.

sidh25
16th September 2011, 01:04
and in keeping with the spirit of the thread you're not allowed to use the 'without' condition. Example you can't say. You can't sleep without your eyes closed. cause thats a bit lame. lol

PixieDust
16th September 2011, 02:45
its impossible to lick your elbow.






yeah i know you just tried..

ok but seriously. nothing is impossible if you believe enough.

Carmen
16th September 2011, 02:48
It is impossible to locate "you" in your body.

Heyoka_11
16th September 2011, 02:48
yeah i know you just tried..

Dang it! How did you know?

sidh25
16th September 2011, 02:57
impossible to not eventually find ur way home :)

PixieDust
16th September 2011, 03:09
yeah i know you just tried..

Dang it! How did you know?

im that good!

but really....i tried it too when i first heard it. Apparently the majority of people do :)

Omni connexae!
16th September 2011, 03:18
Came up quite recently here:

'Everything is possible' is an impossible truth, 'cuz:

If everything was possible... impossibility would be a possibility, lol.

And, I might be a stickler for saying this: but based on the criteria you've provided, it kinda seems like saying;

"say something logical... but logical conclusions don't count" =P

So mabie a true answer to your question is impossible lol

enfoldedblue
16th September 2011, 03:19
It's impossible to be truly separate

Lord Sidious
16th September 2011, 07:33
For love to fail........ever! ;)

Oh, and sneezing with your eyes open!

Believe it or not, that is the only successful defense in the state of western australia to the claim that you went through a red light.
That you sneezed and therefore it is an act outside your control of will.
I brought this up in criminal law class and 35 people laughed at me.
Until Joe Rendazzo, the guy who is now a magistrate told them to stop laughing, that I was correct.
Priceless.

Anyways, you want impossible?
If I told you I was a liar, would you believe me?
Think about it. :p

Wookie
16th September 2011, 07:46
It's impossible to fold a sheet of paper in half more than 8 times. You will be lucky to get 8 folds.

Peaceful Journeys Wookie

Davidallany
16th September 2011, 07:48
it is not possible for Lord Sidious to become a lying, Jedi sleemo.
It is not possible for Jedi master Yoda to turn to the dark side of the force.

The One
16th September 2011, 07:56
Those who can see the invisible can do the impossible

conk
16th September 2011, 15:48
The only thing impossible is that which is yet to be conceived.

firstlook
16th September 2011, 15:52
Its impossible to please everyone.

folotheflo
16th September 2011, 15:54
if it is'nt possible right now, then it was at some point, or it will be

firstlook
16th September 2011, 16:00
Its impossible to please everyone.

Edit: Its Impossible to please everybody at any one time.

Sidney
16th September 2011, 16:05
It's not possible to NOT love a cat. : )

TigaHawk
16th September 2011, 16:25
Its impossible to touch you're elbow to you're Nose.




I'm pretty sure that you cant.... uhum... yourself either. So im unsure why people bother with this unfriendly insult when its not even possible lol.




Im unsure at this one - but i think its impossible to count all the hairs on you're head accurately. By the time you think you finished counting, some would have fallen out, some would have pushed thru the scalp thus be a new hair ;)

<8>
16th September 2011, 16:25
It seems impossible to move on for good without letting this body die first !


P.s...i will bring this fourth when i meet the enlightened ones !

Heyoka_11
16th September 2011, 21:10
Its impossible to touch you're elbow to you're Nose.

Once bitten by PixieDust, twice shy Tiga.

You didn't get me!

Hah............I'm so clever! :pound:

conk
21st September 2011, 19:05
Its impossible to touch you're elbow to you're Nose.




I'm pretty sure that you cant.... uhum... yourself either. So im unsure why people bother with this unfriendly insult when its not even possible lol.




Im unsure at this one - but i think its impossible to count all the hairs on you're head accurately. By the time you think you finished counting, some would have fallen out, some would have pushed thru the scalp thus be a new hair ;) Not really. It's quite easy. Just snap a couple of bones in the arm and the elbow with fit neatly on the nose. It will even easier to do, as the person will have passed out from the pain and will provide no resistance.

RMorgan
21st September 2011, 19:17
Nothing may actually be qualified as impossible, because thereīs always a possibility, even if itīs a tiny one, for everything. However, many things can be improbable.