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Eric J (Viking)
18th June 2010, 14:11
Hercolubus...

I suppose it doesn't matter what you call it ... she's been here before and she'll come again...!!

Hercóbulus, Nibiru or Planet X is a giant planet larger than Jupiter and that is strange is that on a rocky Earth, which cause a solar eclipse that will last three days of darkness and weather conditions on earth, until finally hit the ground.

Will not save or men's hat. But that's where the jamboree will last for three days of the eclipse.
[edit] A tragedy foretold

Comes the meteor "Hercóbulus" toward the earth and nothing will prevent the shock from Earth and you can not see more porn on your computer. Save your soul Give us all your money and your properties to build the spacecraft in which all escape uncyclopedistas.

http://i28.tinypic.com/11j7pyq.gif

The giant planet or asteroid "Hercóbulus is five times larger than Earth and other mentions that is the size of Uranus. According to some scientists, will fall on Earth and leave a given **** unfit for use and the comprehensive insurance does not cover natural disasters or Armageddon, at least I have not paid. .. and you?. If we consider the Doppler effect, which is red, we can deduce that is moving away, but in this case is more likely to be because it is their natural color and we will buzz badly.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Hercolubus

Send for a FREE copy of this book...FREE of charge !!
http://www.planetahercolubus.com/#formulaire

viking

conk
18th June 2010, 14:41
Fire up Bruce Willis' spaceship. Deflector shields up, torsion field accuator defined. "Stay tuned to this channel, we'll be right back to see if we survived"

Eric J (Viking)
18th June 2010, 14:48
LOL ... Try your tin foil hat ... that should do the trick!!!

Anywya further info on the Author of the free Book ...is was writtin by this chap...
http://www.vmrabolu.com/introduction.htm

viking

HORIZONS
18th June 2010, 15:37
I don't get it? Maybe he should pay people to download the free book - this way we would get something out of the deal. :-)

Fredkc
18th June 2010, 16:19
Viking, I have to ask.
Assuming the text in your original post is copy/paste, does this guy even have a first language?

I speak two, and am familiar with a couple more, and, grammar and sentence structure like that is frightening! ;)

Fred

Eric J (Viking)
18th June 2010, 16:41
Hi Fred ...

This should answer your questions....

http://www.hercolubus.net/english/author.htm

viking

Wood
18th June 2010, 16:53
"Save your soul Give us all your money and your properties"
I am dying to do so!

Quoting from one of the linked pages, when Hercolubus arrives "comes to tragedy, from the darkness: tremors, earthquakes, tsunamis and the sale of the new album by Enrique Iglesias". Who wants to be around listening to that new album?

Fredkc
19th June 2010, 22:07
¿V. M. Rabolu nacio en Columbia?
¡Qué sorpresa!

I thought I was familiar with most flavors of Spanglish ;)

Anyway, saving to look over, thanks

Spanglish Ex:
"Tis the night before Christmas
and all through the casa,
Not a creature is stirring, Caramba! Que pasa?
The stockings are hanging, con much cuidado,
In hopes that San Nicolas will feel obligado
to leave a few cosas, aqui and alli,
for chico y chica (y something for me).
Los ninos are snuggled all safe in their camas,
(some in vestidos and some in pajamas).
Their little cabezas all full of good things
they're all esperando que Santa will bring.
Santa esta at the corner saloon, muy borracho since mid-afternoon.
Mama is sitting beside la ventana,
shining her rolling pin,
para manana, when Santa returns to his home zigzagueando,
lit up like the Star Spangled Banner, cantando,
and Mama will send him to bed with a right...
MERRY CHRISTMAS A TODOS
Y A TODOS, GOOD NIGHT!"

frank samuel
19th June 2010, 22:19
Que viva Santa Nicolas !!! Hey Fred finally a language I could understand Spanglish !!!

Gracias Fred !!!:thumb: