Man arrested by Hadron Colloider from the future !!

[Eric J (Viking)]

Hey check this story out...anyone heard about this??

A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.

Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

This isn't the first time time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.

Professor Brian Cox, a CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to Mr Cole. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes."

Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/

viking

[NeverMind]

Note the DATE of the original article. :)

[Eric J (Viking)]

Duuuugh ... please delete mods ...

cheers Nevermind..

viking

[Forevernyt]

A bow-tie and tweed?
Sounds like the Doctor to me.

[aranuk]

I loved the bit that he disappeared from his cell.

Stan

[christian]

like in the movie 12 Monkeys...

'communist chocolate hellhole' ... good name for a bar
tweed wearing waiters of course

[Forevernyt]

Bow ties are cool.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSzt-P_OHmfpfi_-pLMPuuYr39dBEgAgklD8RvrlZ6lokHzVTq4w

[grapevine]

Just loved this thread for so many different reasons . . . :)

[Siberia9]

Note the DATE of the original article. :)

eeehh doesn't matter, I never read it before.

The question is, did they write it so that it sounds like he is just a nut cake or is there something to it? I vote he's just a wackadoodle, but interesting anyway.

It remindes me of something NASA Jim said "There once was a man from CERN, that wanted to see the world burn" I think I have that video somewhere if I find it I'll drop it up here.

[RMorgan]

Note the DATE of the original article. :)

eeehh doesn't matter, I never read it before.

The question is, did they write it so that it sounds like he is just a nut cake or is there something to it? I vote he's just a wackadoodle, but interesting anyway.

It remindes me of something NASA Jim said "There once was a man from CERN, that wanted to see the world burn" I think I have that video somewhere if I find it I'll drop it up here.

Yeah, we can´t forget that there is a statue of Shiva, the Destroyer of worlds, on CERN´s bulding:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/07/CERN_shiva.jpg

Cheers,

Raf.

[lake]

Love the idea that
he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.

Vortex anyone?

[NeverMind]

Just loved this thread for so many different reasons . . . :)

Same here. :)


Posted by NeverMind (here)
Note the DATE of the original article.


eeehh doesn't matter, I never read it before.


Crikey, I must be sleepier than I thought I was....

Still, humour me. Read it again. ALL of it. :)

[vibrations]

I see this as an marketing move for the Doctor Who serial, nothing more comes to my mind.

[Siberia9]

OK here it is, read the text in the video towards the end. Not sure why, but the artical reminded me of NASA Jim and his crazy video's. This is not his best video BTW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDUTO1msA0Y&feature=channel_video_title

[Siberia9]

Just loved this thread for so many different reasons . . . :)

Same here. :)


Posted by NeverMind (here)
Note the DATE of the original article.


eeehh doesn't matter, I never read it before.


Crikey, I must be sleepier than I thought I was....

Still, humour me. Read it again. ALL of it. :)

Ok I read it again, and it still doesn't matter to me that it 's old, I never read it before today.

[alienHunter]

my prediction...no Higgs Boson.

[NeverMind]

Ok I read it again, and it still doesn't matter to me that it 's old, I never read it before today.

OK, I am hereby forced to be a wet blanket.... :)

Does the date APRIL 1st mean anything to you?
Hint: it is also known as "April Fools' Day. :-)

(Or why do you think Viking called for the thread's deletion?)

[Siberia9]

Ok I read it again, and it still doesn't matter to me that it 's old, I never read it before today.

OK, I am hereby forced to be wet blanket.... :)

Does the date APRIL 1st mean anything to you?
Hint: it is also known as "April Fools' Day. :-)

Ahhhhh, yes I see, well I dont make note of ANY hollidays in this country or any others I spend my time. Been that way my whole life, they are just made up by somebody and Im suposed to act accordingly, no thanks. So its meaningless to me, however if it was a joke artical wouldn't they have said so at some point? I guess we need to look at the source of the story to see if they are ****e spewer's and see if any other story's exist elsewhere etc etc.

[NeverMind]

I gather that much. :)
No problem.
(Well, except that I WISH it were a holiday...!
Alas, it isn't. Or it would have been my favourite holiday. :-))

[Ria]

Priceless.

I wonder if I can use an egg whisk for intergalactic travel?

[NeverMind]

Priceless.

I wonder if I can use an egg whisk for intergalactic travel?

Useless. I tried it. Doesn't work.

I've heard a rumour about another domestic appliance, though...
I'll keep you posted.

[Siberia9]

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/accident-at-large-hadron-collider-shunts-april-fools-day-to-1-november-50001348/

[NeverMind]

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/acci...mber-50001348/

LOL


(Sorry, no smilies really do justice to this one.)

[Carmody]

take a pair of scissors.

Hold them normally

open them.

close them.

Note how fast a marble would move, if the marble was between the two blades and then..as you snap the scissors shut, you shot the marble out the end of the scissors.

Now, when you mix harmonic waves together, this is what happens. In the sea or ocean, this is the source of freak waves.

now, if you purposely overlap many harmonics of a similar nature, you will get accelerations in the amplitude of the harmonic mixing that .....exceed the speed of light (which is a frequency or delta inclusive in the equation) in their delta or 'rate of change'.

congratulations, you've just defeated the 'laws' of physics.

The end.

(this is the secret behind acoustic and one method of vibrational levitation)

[NeverMind]

Really?

I am still reeling from the egg whisk debacle, so I am not ready yet to tackle scissors AND marbles at the same time...

But seriously... that's very interesting.
Cool.


P.S. May I ask you, what are your thoughts on consciousness and timeline manipulation (if possible not involving domestic appliances :))?

[Carmody]

it's feed forward fear expectations based on reactions of the past. For most people.

unless you correct your base/position/understanding of observation, which changes your relation to your past, which changes your steering into the future.

[Aryslan]

take a pair of scissors.

Hold them normally

open them.

close them.

Note how fast a marble would move, if the marble was between the two blades and then..as you snap the scissors shut, you shot the marble out the end of the scissors.

Now, when you mix harmonic waves together, this is what happens. In the sea or ocean, this is the source of freak waves.

now, if you purposely overlap many harmonics of a similar nature, you will get accelerations in the amplitude of the harmonic mixing that .....exceed the speed of light (which is a frequency or delta inclusive in the equation) in their delta or 'rate of change'.

congratulations, you've just defeated the 'laws' of physics.

The end.

(this is the secret behind acoustic and one method of vibrational levitation)

Really, Carmody? I can't tell if you're fooling us laymen on this one. :becky:

[Carmody]

I just found a bit of data that made it plain to me that I'm stepping out of karma and into consequence.

The person who wrote that a few minutes ago is not the same one that is in front of you now.

I'll leave it at that.

I gave you that information in ignorance and I'll have to beg forgiveness and apologize for that.

I'm going to have to step back and analyze this a bit.

There is something else I should have related to you first, and that thing has to do with the understanding between karma and consequence.

[Aryslan]

Cryptic answer, my friend. Good luck.

[modwiz]

it's feed forward fear expectations based on reactions of the past. For most people.

unless you correct your base/position/understanding of observation, which changes your relation to your past, which changes your steering into the future.

That's really good.:thumb:
Whoever you are.


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I just found a bit of data that made it plain to me that I'm stepping out of karma and into consequence.

The person who wrote that a few minutes ago is not the same one that is in front of you now.

I'll leave it at that.

I gave you that information in ignorance and I'll have to beg forgiveness and apologize for that.

I'm going to have to step back and analyze this a bit.

There is something else I should have related to you first, and that thing has to do with the understanding between karma and consequence.

It's OK. You're among friends. We'll give you another go at it. :biggrin:
Maybe you should have skipped that beer.

[Ria]

If I could reduces my size to fit into a egg timer, would this be a big enough vortex, to send me through a black hole into another Universe?

[Strat]

Love the idea that
he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.

Vortex anyone?

Mr. Fusion from Back To The Future Part 2.

Is that too obscure of a reference?

[delfine]

Priceless.

I wonder if I can use an egg whisk for intergalactic travel?

:D hahaha, made my day..

[nomadguy]

This is a very funny and odd story... and I dare say... He'll be back.... maybe this time with friends.