VaughnB
31st December 2011, 20:06
Here's mine:
2012 RESOLUTIONS
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Eat dirt after my unemployment and food stamps run out
Write in a vote for Ben Bernanke for President
Drink no more than one 32 oz Slurpee per day
Invest all my spare cash into Wall Street banks
Volunteer as a patient for new drug trials that have more side-effects than Oprah has fans
Listen to nor more than 12 hours of Fox programming per day
AND not to forget, thank the Koch Brothers for all their services for humanity.
2012 RESOLUTIONS
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* * *
Eat dirt after my unemployment and food stamps run out
Write in a vote for Ben Bernanke for President
Drink no more than one 32 oz Slurpee per day
Invest all my spare cash into Wall Street banks
Volunteer as a patient for new drug trials that have more side-effects than Oprah has fans
Listen to nor more than 12 hours of Fox programming per day
AND not to forget, thank the Koch Brothers for all their services for humanity.