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Lazlo
1st February 2012, 23:09
I thought some of you might enjoy this.

I had the pleasure of becoming friends with a lovely couple. It was only after we had known each other for some time that I discovered that they had both been Air Force intelligence officers, and were assigned to the same duties. If I recall the timing correctly, they weren't married until they both returned to civilian life.

Once I found out what they had done, I of course had to ask THE question. They both laughed and filled me in on what they could. Their job was to travel around to different commands and give technology briefings to pilots: Who had what new radar system or what new missile capabilities, that kind of stuff.

I replied sure, that's interesting and all, but what about UFOs? I expected the conversation to go to another round of drinks and then another topic. What they did tell me was that the Air Force does have a sense of humor about it all. The briefings were always secret and above, so the pilots never knew what they were going to be briefed on until they were behind closed doors. They said that they had a picture of a UFO as the first slide in every presentation, and without fail, one of the pilots would burst out with "I KNEW IT!"

Everyone would have a laugh and then they would get on with the real briefing once the tension was broken. They assured me that they didn't have any knowledge of UFOs and that it was their way of having fun and getting their audience engaged.

What I find interesting, is that this shows just how prevalent the belief in UFOs is among our pilots in uniform. So no smoking gun, but plenty of fighter jocks with open minds.

jaybee
1st February 2012, 23:27
thanks for sharing......I'd love to know WHICH picture of a UFO that they used in the presentation.

Lazlo
1st February 2012, 23:28
I'll ask next time I bump into them

jaybee
1st February 2012, 23:53
I'll ask next time I bump into them

please do....:thumb:


I've got a little story to share

I have a friend who goes cold-calling...selling 'energy'...you know getting
people to swap their energy provider.

So...he goes to this one house and there's a man living alone..in his 80s.
He's got lots of pictures around of aeroplanes.

My mate is engaging him in conversation...noting the pictures, asking him about them.
(part of the sales patter...lol...although he IS genuinely interested)


To cut a longer story short...



The guy chats away..yes he's travelled the world...he worked as an aeronautical engineer
for Boeing.

Yes he has worked in America...for Boeing...alongside Lockheed Martin.
My mate slips in..... " Did you work at Area 51?"

NOW the guy...who was still very sharp...realised that my friend knew about the subject
and started to get a bit wary.


But "Yes".....he said he HAD worked at area 51.


So my friend goes straight in and asks 'Did you see a 'Craft' ?
The guy knew what he meant...and just smiled and did a little nod.


He wouldn't be drawn anymore....so the sale was wrapped up and on to the next house.....


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