Mitt Romney gets my vote

[EYES WIDE OPEN]

A little expreiment.
If you knew nothing about the candidates, on the basis of these 2 min videos, who would you vote for.

Mitt Romeny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9L9A1IMTQo

Rick Santorum: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js3BYcHmBhE&feature=relmfu

Newt Gingrich: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiPpG5Nk6X8&feature=related

Ron Paul: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igQlbesF0zA&feature=relmfu

Although not in the race anymore, the Herman Cain would also get my vote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE5xZKszXMQSee More

If I could, I would vote for Mitt on the basis of his song.

[WhiteFeather]

Imo, They are all ass clowns, step right up hurry hurry. RON PAUL is in the circus but doesn't perform as many stunts like the others.

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Mitt Romney the corporate condomn that he is, should be arrested, Not elected.

[Lifebringer]

I would send this to you personally to convince you otherwise. I don't vote for people who prey on the elderly retiring baby boomer retiree middle class.

http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2011/11/01/316040/romney-solemere-ponzie

I just couldn't stoop to support someone who "just owns the companies that do it, I'm not responsible for howthey run their company.

A dodge of responsibility to the people who trusted his companies and invested through them.

He's a smooth operator of corporate noncompassionate proportion, that will twist and bend in the wind like a wheat field.

He also was in on the freddie and Fannie morgage swapping scam.
Newt who was the consultant, would know, wouldn't he?
Newt is talking about it on the trail.

[EYES WIDE OPEN]

Yes, but Mitt Romeny is clearly the best as he has the best song as sung in the video above.

"ding dong lama wani
jumping with an ice pick
she thinks im going in"

[Maia Gabrial]

Ron Paul seems the best so far. He's been faithful to the Constitution since being in office.

[EYES WIDE OPEN]

but the song, the song....

[Maia Gabrial]

Anyone who mistreats animals will do the same to humans without a thought. For that alone, I wouldn't vote for him. The system needs dismantling because it's so badly corrupted. Even if Jesus were put in the White House, he wouldn't stand a chance against all the criminals influencing politics. Look at all the promises Obama made and not one has he kept...." Promise them anything and then do what you want" is what they live by...How can we trust ANYTHING they say? The more I think about it the more MERITOCRACY sounds feasible for our politics....

[EYES WIDE OPEN]

Errr, it seems you guys are taking this a little too seriously.
"why soooo seriousssss?" as The Joker once said.
Did any of you even watch these clever clips? Lighten up and watch them. They will put a smile on your face and god knows, we could all use a laugh! :)

[WhiteFeather]

but the song, the song....

This is the only song i hear when i think of our corrupted government officials whom run this sideshow, Enjoy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncIjWQFrl8E

[Maia Gabrial]

IDK, it's such a serious matter. I can't seem to laugh at it because there's nothing funny about it. It's our lives, health and welfare that are at stake.

[EYES WIDE OPEN]

Fair enough. Although I think is is a real shame that none of those video raised even a smile for you. These were made for us to laugh AT these muppets. Sometimes its all you can do. Cant you see the humour in it? Im a vegan too by the way.

geez - Avalon takes itself too seriously sometimes. That's the last time I try and raise a smile around here.

read these quotes:

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. ~Gordon W. Allport

Mirth is God's medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it. ~Henry Ward Beecher

[loc333]

ok i know it serious.......but watch the clip...you guys need a cup of coffe or something.

[gooty64]

45 seconds of the romney video made me think of this video...
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[EYES WIDE OPEN]

ok i know it serious.......but watch the clip...you guys need a cup of coffe or something.

exactly my thought.

[WhiteFeather]

45 seconds of the romney video made me think of this video...
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That about Sums it up for me as well.

[EYES WIDE OPEN]

I think the orange through time video is a bit offensive to be honest regarding the titanic. Imagine if there was a 9/11 one. "hey building, look out - plane!" Not as funny is it. The vids I posted make fun of idiots. They dont make fun of people that have suffered and died.
But as I have quickly learnt reading this thread - not everyone laughs at the same thing. Peace to all.

SAVE A PRETZEL FOR THE GAS JETS!

[Fundy Gemini]

Preaching to the choir here - but thought I'd pass along the White Hats report on this issue in case anyone hasn't seen it -

http://tdarkcabal.blogspot.com/

[EYES WIDE OPEN]

Changed my vote to Newt Gingrich beacuse of HIS song. Its better than Romneys.

[ghostrider]

Mitt Romney, little know fact, a co-workers daughter was kidnapped in New York City and Romney stopped business and set up a command center and passed out flyers and had 50 people combing the streets , it made the news and the perp called to see if there was a reward , police traced the call and found the little 14 yr old girl in the basement drugged and shivering. He could have sat back and let the police chase their tails. He went into action and solved the problem. Bain Capital was not as important that day as saving the life a little girl. he gets my vote. He has the money to take on the machine.

[loc333]

the newt one is the best

[Jeffrey]

"I'm bored with famine, I could really use a medieval cookie, a cinnabon, some hot yella koolaid, AND SAVE A PRETZEL FOR THE GAS JETS!"

I've watched Perry's, Paul's, and Romney's several times over, and they still haven't gotten old! Full of great, random one liners (ice cream). Thanks for the share!

[EYES WIDE OPEN]

"I'm bored with famine, I could really use a medieval cookie, a cinnabon, some hot yella koolaid, AND SAVE A PRETZEL FOR THE GAS JETS!"

I've watched Perry's, Paul's, and Romney's several times over, and they still haven't gotten old! Full of great, random one liners (ice cream). Thanks for the share!

Glad to raise a smile. This is what I was hoping for in this thread.
SAVE A PRETZEL FOR THE GAS JETS indeed!

Did you watch the Herman Cain one? "extra fatal lady shimmer of no maximum strength" :LOL:

[Jeffrey]

"I'm bored with famine, I could really use a medieval cookie, a cinnabon, some hot yella koolaid, AND SAVE A PRETZEL FOR THE GAS JETS!"

I've watched Perry's, Paul's, and Romney's several times over, and they still haven't gotten old! Full of great, random one liners (ice cream). Thanks for the share!

Glad to raise a smile. This is what I was hoping for in this thread.
SAVE A PRETZEL FOR THE GAS JETS indeed!

Did you watch the Herman Cain one? "extra fatal lady shimmer of no maximum strength" :LOL:

HAHA I don't even know where to start! "all you can do is give that woodchuck a tuna melt" lol wow

[Holly Lindin]

The Newt and Ron Paul ones were my favourite. I burst out laughing so loud when "Newt" said, "Can't think when you're ****ing high*. *Ha ha ha!* These are awesome, EWO. Thank you! It's great to have a little laugh break! :D <3

[Dennis Leahy]

"Yo mama's pudgy. Face it." <---- you have a point, EWO, he is quite a contender for the throne.

I think that in 2012, the Cabal should create a US Presidential Board, and have all of these clownfish join Obomber. Just think of all they could accomplish if they all had a chance to grab the joystick in the oval office.

Dennis

[EYES WIDE OPEN]

The Newt and Ron Paul ones were my favourite. I burst out laughing so loud when "Newt" said, "Can't think when you're ****ing high*. *Ha ha ha!* These are awesome, EWO. Thank you! It's great to have a little laugh break! :D <3

my pleasure!

[EYES WIDE OPEN]

AND NOT FORGETTING OBAMA'S LITTLE SPEECH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehYoIKTsiV0&feature=player_embedded#! bitch - just zip it!

[goinghome2012]

Imo, They are all ass clowns, step right up hurry hurry. RON PAUL is in the circus but doesn't perform as many stunts like the others.

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Mitt Romney the corporate condomn that he is, should be arrested, Not elected.
I concur, i totally agree
blessings

[ThePythonicCow]

A little expreiment.
If you knew nothing about the candidates, on the basis of these 2 min videos, who would you vote for.

I fixed the spelling of Mitt Romney's name in the title of this thread.

[Intranuclear]

Thanks Eyes!

Rick Santorum got my vote. I had tears from laughing so hard!

[EYES WIDE OPEN]

Yes, but Mitt Romeny is clearly the best as he has the best song as sung in the video above.

"ding dong lama wani
jumping with an ice pick
she thinks im going in"


Yes! Mitts got a new song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5i3F0YnkP0&list=UU67f2Qf7FYhtoUIF4Sf29cA&index=0&feature=plcp

"tap it tap it in its a zinger, and tell me how to poke it on Tuesday"

[EYES WIDE OPEN]

just saw there was a "lighter side' forum. maybe the mods can move this thread there?

Also just found the hilarious one from Joe Biden.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcjet2MwUR0&list=UU67f2Qf7FYhtoUIF4Sf29cA&index=10&feature=plcp

[grannyfranny100]

I sure am out of it. Are some of these words from TV programs, movies, bars or what? Some of it sounds like stuff my grand daughter and her nine year old friends would make up as silly at a p.j. party. Is this the English language of today's teenagers, hip twenty somethings? Is this funny because it makes "political leaders" sound like stupid, half wits (their usual words do that)? Is this stuff funny because it brings the politicians down to the intellectual level of the voters? Can anyone translate "SAVE A PRETZEL FOR THE GAS JETS?" Is this generational gap or a pop culture gap? Frankly I am a Bill Maher fan for humor.

[EYES WIDE OPEN]

Its just a bit of non-nonsensical fun monty pyhton ish.

[grannyfranny100]

Eyes wide open, thanks for your reply. Monty Python that is one I know of.

[loc333]

john cleese would be dying laughing if he saw these videos.