Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

[songsfortheotherkind]

This thread is brought to you by the Spirit of Folderol, the Imp of Everlasting Mischief, the Spectre of Withnail and I, some channelings of The Goodies and The Goons, a wide selection of excellent beverages, fabulous cuisine (from vegan raw food to meatasaurus Greet The Meat with More Than You Can Possibly Eat specials) and some couches nicked from Captain Kremin's Throb-a-tron. Blame (or thank, depending on your tastes) Borden for the rest of the decore, because I said so. :D

This is a place to come when one doesn't mind getting down and nitty gritty with discussion and sharing, where 'polite' doesn't equate with massive self censure or following social programming that I frankly find bizarre. I'm not going to promise that I won't go splat, because personal blind spots are called that for a reason- what I will promise is that if I do go splat I'll regroup, hold as best as I can in the moment to my personal philosophy of embracing the lesson without shooting the messenger and look to the evolution/connection that is possible in the moment.

Did you notice the signs at the entrance? "Leave your preconceptions, assumptions, presumptions and baggage here, or prepare to have the parameters of your limitations poked, prodded and most likely made fun of in an intelligent and observant manner." I"m totally up for having any failings or insufficiencies of my perspective explored- it's one of the reasons I'm here- but if it's done via stupid schoolyard tactics of recursive/empty rhetoric, be warned: I bite when I play and I bite when I fight, the difference is with one of them I'm holding the other individual's preference for pressure in mind. *brief flash of wildish eyes*

This establishment also caters to Beings of all physical manifestations, so please don't assume you're talking to a human or someone that even behaves like one. This is an environment where the question 'if I could really behave exactly the way I would like to, what would it look like?' can be explored.

So welcome! Bar's open, there's an option 'mute' function on every karaoke singer and the dance floor can hold 500, or 750 if it's a mosh pit. :D Find the booth where you feel comfy and tell me a story...


UPDATE FOR NEWCOMERS

As of 16 March, we have a Pub related experiment going on involving astral travel, cosmic sized meetups, a luscious booth and getting our freak on when it comes to using OOBEs as the new black for partying.

(Update: this has kind of taken a backburner position while I explore the decoding of the genetics, which is part of my process in getting to the astral eventing. )

Please do check in with this front page as things go on, because I want to use this as a first point for linking discussions relevant to Pub experiments and explorations that are going on in the main forum. At least until we get our own Pub sticky for Pub related threads; the day on which this occurs we will have achieved our aims of world domination, mwahahahahaah!!- *ahem* err, ah, we will have achieved something but we have absolutely no idea whatsoever that might be, and world domination has nothing whatsoever to do with it because that would just be cheesy.

For the sake of clarity, I'm going to keep my own form of sticky here on the front page, with links to relevant posts under (eventual) grouped headings. These will be good to go through so that newcomers can get a general sense of where teh pub is at.

This post helps clarify some important elements of my writing.

http://projectavalon.net/forum4/showthread.php?42360-Welcome-to-The-Pub-At-the-End-of-the-Universe.&p=504345&viewfull=1#post504345

And finally, in memory of Jorr.

http://www.wallcoo.net/animal/fly_and_freedom/images/286526082ykyzmf_fs.jpg

[jorr lundstrom]

Well, nice place. But does this mean if Ive made up my mind,
you aint gonna confuse me with facts, or...................?


http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt81/sakasvattaja/tomterenar3.jpg


Jorr :bigfish:

[Carmen]

Reminds me of the bar in Starwars! I'll have one of them green sparkly cocktail thingys with the eyeball in it! The Borden Special I think they call it.:madgrin:

And get yer bloody tentacles away from my ass, Touchyfeely, I came here to:lalala:And:pop2:And::dance:

[Borden]

I may say great and terrible things here. For now however, I shall sit and sip my Borden special, with extra eyeballs, and merely remark to passers-through that for a finger of scotch and a girly magazine I am prepared to teach them a Jedi mind trick.

Borden

[Mike]

now that i've bellied up....

i'll take a guinness n a dish of steak tartar; but i must warn you: i can get gassy. and i'm quite clever at deflecting the blame, so future posters...beware!

i do not have any limitations, not a one, and i don't favor silly rhetoric so i'll fit right in here i should think. i promise to insult no one--if Jesus Christ is not your lord and saviour i'll simply ignore you, i promise. (:) kidding, of course)

one question: is this a democracy, or will you be the sole arbiter of this 'mute' button on the karaoke machine? i mean, if i'm going to participate, i need to know whose going to be doing the 'gonging' here; and i'll also need to know if you like Gordon Lightfoot, because i can get quite enthusiastic about belting out 'Sundown' after 6-7 guinness.

[Debra]

Refreshing. I just stuck my hoof in the door and I need a whiskey. Nice place Songzie.

[Mike]

<chinaski hands borden a girly mag>

show us a trick, oh wise one.

[songsfortheotherkind]

one question: is this a democracy, or will you be the sole arbiter of this 'mute' button on the karaoke machine? i mean, if i'm going to participate, i need to know whose going to be doing the 'gonging' here; and i'll also need to know if you like Gordon Lightfoot, because i can get quite enthusiastic about belting out 'Sundown' after 6-7 guinness.

*in dulcet, high class waiter tones* Ah, sir seems to be mistaken as to the function of the 'mute' button- it acts upon the individual's own ears to block out any unwanted sounds, so that one can still converse, but simply not be subjected to the imposition of a badly sung rendition of Whitney Huston's Greatest Love of All or anything at all by the other AC/DC. Sir might also wish to know that here, AC/DC after Bon Scott is to be referred to as the other AC/DC.

As for sir's desire to belt out Sundown after 6-7 guinness, be assured that now we know the magic number of drinks to trigger this event, our alert and well motivated staff will work tirelessly to keep sir well above this.

Please enjoy your steak and your evening.

[Mike]

one question: is this a democracy, or will you be the sole arbiter of this 'mute' button on the karaoke machine? i mean, if i'm going to participate, i need to know whose going to be doing the 'gonging' here; and i'll also need to know if you like Gordon Lightfoot, because i can get quite enthusiastic about belting out 'Sundown' after 6-7 guinness.

*in dulcet, high class waiter tones* Ah, sir seems to be mistaken as to the function of the 'mute' button- it acts upon the individual's own ears to block out any unwanted sounds, so that one can still converse, but simply not be subjected to the imposition of a badly sung rendition of Whitney Huston's Greatest Love of All or anything at all by the other AC/DC. Sir might also wish to know that here, AC/DC after Bon Scott is to be referred to as the other AC/DC.

As for sir's desire to belt out Sundown after 6-7 guinness, be assured that now we know the magic number of drinks to trigger this event, our alert and well motivated staff will work tirelessly to keep sir well above this.

Please enjoy your steak and your evening.



thank you m'boy!

:note: ...sometimes i think it's a sin when i feel like i'm winnin when i'm losin again...:note:

[Borden]

Chinaski, I was bluffing about the Jedi stuff. And what the hell is this? I wanted one with human girls. Eurgh!

Songsfortheotherkind ... I fully agree about the proper AC/DC. Can I put the album 'Highway to hell' on a loop?

[songsfortheotherkind]

<chinaski hands borden a girly mag>

show us a trick, oh wise one.

*dancing past, skillfully avoiding spilling any of her Pan Galactic*

Oh, that was both clever *and* impressive, where on earth did you have that girly magazine stashed?

*drops onto a Throb-a-tron couch, hits the button and begins undulating, carefully sipping the drink*

Righto! Show us a mind trick! Bloody hell, I hope this chair doesn't get much faster, at least until I've finished this thing...

[Mike]

<chinaski hands borden a girly mag>

show us a trick, oh wise one.

*dancing past, skillfully avoiding spilling any of her Pan Galactic*

Oh, that was both clever *and* impressive, where on earth did you have that girly magazine stashed?

*drops onto a Throb-a-tron couch, hits the button and begins undulating, carefully sipping the drink*

Righto! Show us a mind trick! Bloody hell, I hope this chair doesn't get much faster, at least until I've finished this thing...


it wasn't where i had it stashed...

songsfortheotherkind, meet my friend, c3po...

note: sorry about that mag discrepancy Borden, but songs has got me all schitzo over what alien race i'm dealing with here...so. you are human, aren't you?

[Borden]

Chinaski, I once took an on-line test that told me there was a 97% chance I was a Nordic. Got any with Nordic girls?

[Mike]

Chinaski, I once took an on-line test that told me there was a 97% chance I was a Nordic. Got any with Nordic girls?


that's f#cking hilarious!!! 97%? how on earth did they arrive at that number?

Nordic girls? hang on, i'll ask my friend over here, the 'tall blond', right after he's done talking with this reptilian and this little grey guy.

¤=[Post Update]=¤

yup. got you covered.

[songsfortheotherkind]

Chinaski, I was bluffing about the Jedi stuff.

Oh drats- at least you could have waved your hands in a mysterious fashion and said 'nothing to see here, move along'...


And what the hell is this? I wanted one with human girls. Eurgh!

*flashes her fangs at you, grinning* You've got something against non human girls? *looks at the magazine* hmm, well I do suppose having some kind of general idea which end is up would be useful.... ooooh, *this* one is cute though!


Songsfortheotherkind ... I fully agree about the proper AC/DC. Can I put the album 'Highway to hell' on a loop?

*looks at you in horror* are you insane? That would leave absolutely no space at all for Highway to Hell! Not to mention- arghh, bloody hell, this chair!*

*flailing whilst managing to retain her drink* I think I'm going to need a reeeeeeeeally long straw...

[songsfortheotherkind]

Chinaski, I once took an on-line test that told me there was a 97% chance I was a Nordic. Got any with Nordic girls?


that's f#cking hilarious!!! 97%? how on earth did they arrive at that number?

pffffffft, they used the rule of thumb that says 97% of all statistics are made up on the spot, of course...


yup. got you covered.

he sure has- seems the 'tall blonde' is actually an hermaphrodite. You're definitely in for a real treat... :D what a buddy you are, Chinaski..

[songsfortheotherkind]

:note: ...sometimes i think it's a sin when i feel like i'm winnin when i'm losin again...:note:

*snaps fingers* Waiterrrrrrrrrrr- give this man at least five more drinks, please, STAT! And can you get me a really long curly straw please?

[Mike]

<chinaski hits on alien female and gets phone number. a bit over-eager, he phones her an hour later only to find out that female aliens utilize that humiliating "rejection hotline" thing too. dejected, he finishes his pint of guinness, farts, and blames it on borden. he puts on his silver spacesuit jacket and exits stage left...>

[songsfortheotherkind]

it wasn't where i had it stashed... you have girly magazines stashed here already? That's impressive- wait- you used the courier service that The Mighty Boosh use, didn't you!


songsfortheotherkind, meet my friend, c3po... or is it actually his girly magazine? That would explain a lot...


note: sorry about that mag discrepancy Borden, but songs has got me all schitzo over what alien race i'm dealing with here...so. you are human, aren't you?

ooh, there's some confusion in the ranks over Borden's numanity, or lack thereof- ah, that also might explain a few things. *sudden laughter* ooooh, I now have my pithy response when someone accuses me of having a lack of humanity over something! hoorah!

Is it just me or has this chair started making moaning noises?...

[Borden]

Right, let's get to the bottom of this Nordic thing!

Since earliest childhood memory I felt that I was among an unfamiliar species. Even in kindergarten I found the other kids to be loud, boring and of no interest to me. Once, in my teens, when play fighting with my brother he stopped mid fight, holding a fist full of my hair, and to our astonishment there was a bright blue hair which he plucked and we scrutinised, wondering how the hell that could have got there. I also have a tiny, bright blue dot on my knee.

When I read that stuff about the Nordics it went on about how their immune system is different and superior to human's. Couple of years ago I had some blood tests and when my doctor phoned me about the results he remarked on my immune system, and gave me some number which I don't understand, adding "how the hell do you do that?!"

I am also very tall, and my hair is blond, though it goes darker in the winter, which is when my avatar picture was taken. My hair is not green.

Also, that test was very long and very specific. The questions were odd. A lot of them were about physical and medical stuff, and it wasn't one of those ten question things that ask, "Do you feel different from other people?" I wish I knew where to find it again, but it was years ago. I would dearly love to make my ex-girlfriend take that test. Nothing would surprise me.

So it's obviously conclusive. I must be interviewed by Kerry Cassidy at once.

If anyone dares suggest that I was simply a sensitive and intelligent child with a vivid imagination ... what about the blue hair? Eh? What about that, eh? I MUST be an alien. I'm the same bloody height as David Hasselhof, and he's certainly a bloody alien! What more proof does anyone need?!

[songsfortheotherkind]

Refreshing. I just stuck my hoof in the door and I need a whiskey. Nice place Songzie.

oh, hooves, awesome! grab a chair- be careful with the red ones, they do things... :D

¤=[Post Update]=¤

So, I ended up here because I just had more brain sporking in another thread. What I'm interested in, now that some of us are here, is what does evolution look/behave like we're not being precious about it?

And it doesn't matter how drunk I get, my brain doesn't switch off, so I'll always be poking about in the interesting bits...

[songsfortheotherkind]

Well, nice place. But does this mean if Ive made up my mind,
you aint gonna confuse me with facts, or...................?


http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt81/sakasvattaja/tomterenar3.jpg

It means that I promise nothing other than what I've already promised. Why, are you scared? *grinning*


And now we know who killed santa...

[songsfortheotherkind]

*emerges from the chair, slightly flushed*

Ok, well that was good for me, I feel like I need a cigarette. What a pity I don't smoke.

To begin the exploration of my own question, evolution my way is crunchy, with nice berry pieces and the occasional nut. I'm not human, so I don't like playing the human way- I don't do relationships, connection, social behaviour, family, love or any number of other things like the paradigm gives us pictures of.

Here's a brief outline of some of those things Otherkind style:

sleeping in puppy piles made up of individuals who feel good to sleep with. Having a room of my own for when I don't want to do that. Omnisexual (nomnisexual also works, lol). I'm not 'maternal' in the common sense of it- I like raising free range children that are shared amongst a large group of adults. Connections are made between individuals or smaller groups of individuals within the larger group- everything is communicated, expressed, so there's no assumptions about anything at all. Absolute embracing of the Sui Generis for all Beings, including new borns and those who are frail with age/illness/physical conditions. Nothing from this paradigm gets to make the cut unless it can be clearly demonstrated that it does not, in any way shape or form, contain any spores of the mind virus- if it can be demonstrated that it's possible to resurrect Empire and the virus with *any* attitude, behaviour, concept or any other relic of the old paradigm, then it's booted without question. Being able to detect the mind virus is part of the skilling up that is involved with this level of evolution. This would indicate that just about everything from this paradigm would need to be booted.

That's for starters.

*orders another drink and a vegan platter*

*pauses to check with the waiter*- the vegan platter isn't made of vegans, is it...

[ViralSpiral]

I also have a tiny, bright blue dot on my knee.



You sure it wasn't a pale blue one?

Any cold Corona's at this End of the Universe?


:becky:


If its dry you want, you might try:


b9UEiGNeS2I

[Calz]

Long journey from Dogstar ... think I'll woof one down first if that's okay ...


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[Anam Cara]

How about a purple laser gargle blaster? My fav.

[Calz]

Reminds me of the bar in Starwars! I'll have one of them green sparkly cocktail thingys with the eyeball in it! The Borden Special I think they call it.:madgrin:

And get yer bloody tentacles away from my ass, Touchyfeely, I came here to:lalala:And:pop2:And::dance:


Parley??? :eyebrows:


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[Calz]

I may say great and terrible things here. For now however, I shall sit and sip my Borden special, with extra eyeballs, and merely remark to passers-through that for a finger of scotch and a girly magazine I am prepared to teach them a Jedi mind trick.

Borden


Jedi trick you have???


14511

[gripreaper]

Solar Flares taking out electronics, Resignations from world bankers and top level insiders, nations are in financial default, China is dumping treasuries, the Asthar command and Galactic Federation of Light have everything under control and on track, Geitner Bush Clinton Kissinger Soros Bill Gates and Lady Gaga are being detained or arrested, the elite are running scared, the USS Enterprise is being set up for a false flag, gold is hidden all over the planet, some bonds are fake and in the wrong hands, World War 3 is being instigated between Israel and Iran, all the alternative media have been cloned and turned into reptilian shapeshifters and CIA assets, nuclear submarine land darts are being proposed, galactic joyrides to motherships via black limousines are likely, celebrities are outraged by the Kony 2012 news, unidentified objects circling the sun, young reporters dying of natural causes, the Euro is collapsing, home gardeners and milkmen are being attacked, the president is illegal, another 15 trillion disappears and the taxpayers get stuck with the tab, elections side show continues...

It's kind of a slow news night, so I think I'll pop in for a drink.

[songsfortheotherkind]

<chinaski hits on alien female and gets phone number. a bit over-eager, he phones her an hour later only to find out that female aliens utilize that humiliating "rejection hotline" thing too. dejected, he finishes his pint of guinness, farts, and blames it on borden. he puts on his silver spacesuit jacket and exits stage left...>

You're such an easy quitter. :P

¤=[Post Update]=¤



I may say great and terrible things here. For now however, I shall sit and sip my Borden special, with extra eyeballs, and merely remark to passers-through that for a finger of scotch and a girly magazine I am prepared to teach them a Jedi mind trick.

Borden


Jedi trick you have???


14511

*gets comfy in her chair, with a fresh drink*

awesome, are we going to have our first pub brawl? Boffo!

¤=[Post Update]=¤



Reminds me of the bar in Starwars! I'll have one of them green sparkly cocktail thingys with the eyeball in it! The Borden Special I think they call it.:madgrin:

And get yer bloody tentacles away from my ass, Touchyfeely, I came here to:lalala:And:pop2:And::dance:

Parley??? :eyebrows:


14510

lol. that's a lot of tentacles to keep away from someone's arse...

[Calz]

awesome, are we going to have our first pub brawl? Boffo!




Nah ... thinking of something more subtle I have ...


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[songsfortheotherkind]

Right, let's get to the bottom of this Nordic thing!

When I read that stuff about the Nordics it went on about how their immune system is different and superior to human's. Couple of years ago I had some blood tests and when my doctor phoned me about the results he remarked on my immune system, and gave me some number which I don't understand, adding "how the hell do you do that?!"

*interested* That's cool, I know someone like that- his bones are extremely difficult, if not impossible, to break; I've seen him do things that in an ordinary individual would have resulted in a compound fracture, but his bone kind of bent and just went back into shape. The *bone* bruised and then healed again in about three days.


I am also very tall, and my hair is blond, though it goes darker in the winter, which is when my avatar picture was taken. My hair is not green. Your coolness factor just plummeted. Green or blue hair is way more interesting. Oh well. :P


Also, that test was very long and very specific. The questions were odd. A lot of them were about physical and medical stuff, and it wasn't one of those ten question things that ask, "Do you feel different from other people?" I wish I knew where to find it again, but it was years ago. I would dearly love to make my ex-girlfriend take that test. Nothing would surprise me.

I haven't had that come up about my blood, but about my brainwaves- I had some tests done after a series of chemical allergy induced seizures years ago and there was a sudden flurry of interest when the EEG was done- suddenly a gaggle of guys are standing around the machine all excited and eager, pointing to this and that. They asked me heap of questions about my experience of a whole range of things and then said that they wanted me to go to a specialist center because, as one put it, 'we've never seen anything like this before'. I declined and rapidly disappeared from the area. *shrugs* I don't want to be a guinea pig.


So it's obviously conclusive. I must be interviewed by Kerry Cassidy at once.

*laughing* attention whore.


If anyone dares suggest that I was simply a sensitive and intelligent child with a vivid imagination ... what about the blue hair? Eh? What about that, eh? I MUST be an alien. I'm the same bloody height as David Hasselhof, and he's certainly a bloody alien! What more proof does anyone need?!

Well, as it so happens- *whips out a 72 page, double sided and small print checklist* If you fail to answer any of these correctly you are obviously a disinformation agent working for the Cabal...

[songsfortheotherkind]

Solar Flares taking out electronics, Resignations from world bankers and top level insiders, nations are in financial default, China is dumping treasuries, the Asthar command and Galactic Federation of Light have everything under control and on track, Geitner Bush Clinton Kissinger Soros Bill Gates and Lady Gaga are being detained or arrested, the elite are running scared, the USS Enterprise is being set up for a false flag, gold is hidden all over the planet, some bonds are fake and in the wrong hands, World War 3 is being instigated between Israel and Iran, all the alternative media have been cloned and turned into reptilian shapeshifters and CIA assets, nuclear submarine land darts are being proposed, galactic joyrides to motherships via black limousines are likely, celebrities are outraged by the Kony 2012 news, unidentified objects circling the sun, young reporters dying of natural causes, the Euro is collapsing, home gardeners and milkmen are being attacked, the president is illegal, another 15 trillion disappears and the taxpayers get stuck with the tab, elections side show continues...

It's kind of a slow news night, so I think I'll pop in for a drink.

*hands you a glass* make yourself at home, the show will be starting shortly. :D

¤=[Post Update]=¤

so is conversation going to be had or are you all just going to sit there and get schtonkered?

can't we do *both*?

[Calz]

Show???

There's gonna be a show???


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[onawah]

Sheesh. You guys are spoiling this forum for any serious Conspiracy Theorism. First you trash all those poor channelers, and now this... Avalon will never be the same.
How you gonna keep 'em down on the forum when songsfortheotherkind is back online....
I think I'll have whatever she's having...

There's a bar fight in this somewhere, isn't there?
UAGfC0Ktb5Q

[Borden]

Show???

There's gonna be a show???


14513

I think it's supposed to be you and me facing off with light-sabres, Calz ... I say we wave our hands Jedi style and just make 'em think they saw an epic battle. Meanwhile we can play hologram chess and flick peanuts at droids.

[Calz]

Show???

There's gonna be a show???


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I think it's supposed to be you and me facing off with light-sabres, Calz ... I say we wave our hands Jedi style and just make 'em think they saw an epic battle. Meanwhile we can play hologram chess and flick peanuts at droids.


Splendid idea have you ... :chess:


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[onawah]

OK, Borden, I think it's time we pinned this down.
What alien races have a relentlessly snarfy sense of humor, a penchant for intoxicating beverages and endless, senseless (though hilarious) bantering chitchat?
I always got the impression the Nordics are a rather solemn bunch, so I'm going to rule that out as a possibility.

Maybe this one:
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061105125724/starwars/images/thumb/1/1a/Pho_Ph%27eahian_UAA.jpg/250px-Pho_Ph%27eahian_UAA.jpg
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061105125724/starwars/images/thumb/1/1a/Pho_Ph%27eahian_UAA.jpg/250px-Pho_Ph%27eahian_UAA.jpg

he Pho Ph'eahians were a sentient people indigenous to Pho Ph'eah. They were generally humanoid bipeds whose four arms and bright blue fur made them stand out in a crowd. Their fur helped keep them warm on their cool, dimly lit homeworld, while their extra set of arms had such obvious advantages as allowing them to arm-wrestle two opponents at once.
A Pho Ph'eahian.

Pho Ph'eahians were mountain-dwelling omnivores, eating the small animals that lived on their planet and vegetables grown in their technologically advanced agricultural areas. They were interested in discovering new ways to improve food production. When they were first contacted by the Galactic Republic thousands of years before the Battle of Yavin, they had already developed nuclear fission and limited in-system flight. Since making contact with the Republic, their technological base quickly expanded. Soon, they became developers and exporters of a wide variety of high-technology products, from new agricultural methods to weapons and hyperdrives.

Pho Ph'eahians were usually gregarious and cheerful, and they enjoyed being the centers of attention. Though not many traveled offworld, those who did were often successful as entertainers. Others found high-paying work as starship mechanics and engineers, especially in the Corporate Sector.

Another unique characteristic of Pho Ph'eahian culture was their concern for personal cleanliness. Pho Ph'eahians regarded their bodies as sacred, and intimately tied to their souls. Thus, any stain on their bodies could stain their souls if not quicky cleaned off. For example, Pho Ph'eahian mechanics, while not fearful of getting dirty in their work, always carried towels to wipe the grime and grease off their hands.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Pho_Ph%27eahian

[Borden]

How dare you suggest I may be a Pho Ph'eahian?!

I'll have you know a thing or two, onawah ... my snarfiness masks my solemnity, and intoxicated I may be, but only with caffeine!

I'm sticking with Nordic for now.

[onawah]

Well, your penchant for caffeine explains a thing or two, anyway. :bounce: :madgrin:
As for me, :yawn: it's way past my bedtime :wave: :sleep:

[Calz]

I'm sticking with Nordic for now.


Yes ... yes ... stick with the Tall Blondes you should ...


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[Borden]

I find this woman's image ... pleasing. I knew I was a Nordic.

[songsfortheotherkind]

Show???

There's gonna be a show???


14513

I think it's supposed to be you and me facing off with light-sabres, Calz ... I say we wave our hands Jedi style and just make 'em think they saw an epic battle. Meanwhile we can play hologram chess and flick peanuts at droids.


Splendid idea have you ...


14514

*boggles* far out!! for the first time in my life I want to play chess!! Only for me the rules would be different- 'Ok, I was going to move *this* piece, so *skulls that glass down*. Your move. "

Oh yes, this is a chess game I'd enjoy, only there should be little shot glasses of Sambucca on there for the pawns...

¤=[Post Update]=¤


I find this woman's image ... pleasing. I knew I was a Nordic.

where the given meaning of 'nordic' means 'horny'? Alrightee then, I'll read that meaning now every time you write 'Nordic'. *salutes*

[songsfortheotherkind]

Show???

There's gonna be a show???


14513

I think it's supposed to be you and me facing off with light-sabres, Calz ... I say we wave our hands Jedi style and just make 'em think they saw an epic battle. Meanwhile we can play hologram chess and flick peanuts at droids.

Pfft. That hand waving crap only works on *humans*- you really think that's going to work here? I mean, some of the patrons here qualify as *gods* back on Earth... which doesn't, btw, make them *interesting*.

Of course there's going to be a show! I can never get bored because of my unerring ability to create/manifest a distraction. :P

While we're waiting, anyone want a game of darts?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clv0S--z4p0&feature=related

[Calz]

While we're waiting, anyone want a game of darts?



Feeling the presence of Dart Vader I am ...


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[Keeping the eyepatch industry alive since the 1800s]

[songsfortheotherkind]

Sheesh. You guys are spoiling this forum for any serious Conspiracy Theorism. First you trash all those poor channelers, and now this... Avalon will never be the same.
How you gonna keep 'em down on the forum when songsfortheotherkind is back online....
I think I'll have whatever she's having...

*grins at you* You're sure about that? I'm not human, you know...


There's a bar fight in this somewhere, isn't there?
UAGfC0Ktb5Q

Yes but there are no yummy females. This is a definite negative from my perspective. :P

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While we're waiting, anyone want a game of darts?



Feeling the presence of Dart Vader I am ...


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[Keeping the eyepatch industry alive since the 1800s]

*genuine laughter* ok, I'm loving this one.

[Cidersomerset]

Of All The Gin joints in all the Towns.........'I walked into yours , Whats Youre poison ??'

Qa8d-jwFwds

[Cidersomerset]

A pint of 'Thatchers or Stowford press cider please' .......Import some if you have to.......Cheers....

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/3/24/1269444997929/Pint-of-cider-001.jpg

[jaybee]

Yes but there are no yummy females. This is a definite negative from my perspective. :P[COLOR="red"]



Just booked a stripper...the one and only Venus of Willendorf....putting up the posters now...;):p


http://i779.photobucket.com/albums/yy78/beeejay/stuff/venusofwillendorf.jpg

[Cidersomerset]

I watched a couple of movies yesterday......Had a lazy day ..

The first was the Grindhouse version of Star Wars A New Hope
Which was interresting especially if you are a fan...I cannot find
the link i watched it on...Heres another if you can connect....
http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/player/filebox.php?id=5b2k5z9eoy3c

Then watched this film I had not seen before, I would not have
been that interrested in 12 years ago....But now its full of reconisable
incidents/inuendo and possible situations....Ignore the gungho/Kung foo there
for entertainment, but the story is interresting , and right at the end
one of the charactors said something very appropriate..

Aws8t05fZkE

[Calz]

I don't always ...


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[Cidersomerset]

Thanks for the pint, I'm feeling peckish, and as its my day off I'm off for some lunch !!

http://sayedkhadri.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/restaurant_ateot_universe.jpeg


Then a movie...

j9JGGZSZxf8

Cheers Steve...

[Mike]

*emerges from the chair, slightly flushed*

Ok, well that was good for me, I feel like I need a cigarette. What a pity I don't smoke.

To begin the exploration of my own question, evolution my way is crunchy, with nice berry pieces and the occasional nut. I'm not human, so I don't like playing the human way- I don't do relationships, connection, social behaviour, family, love or any number of other things like the paradigm gives us pictures of.

Here's a brief outline of some of those things Otherkind style:

sleeping in puppy piles made up of individuals who feel good to sleep with. Having a room of my own for when I don't want to do that. Omnisexual (nomnisexual also works, lol). I'm not 'maternal' in the common sense of it- I like raising free range children that are shared amongst a large group of adults. Connections are made between individuals or smaller groups of individuals within the larger group- everything is communicated, expressed, so there's no assumptions about anything at all. Absolute embracing of the Sui Generis for all Beings, including new borns and those who are frail with age/illness/physical conditions. Nothing from this paradigm gets to make the cut unless it can be clearly demonstrated that it does not, in any way shape or form, contain any spores of the mind virus- if it can be demonstrated that it's possible to resurrect Empire and the virus with *any* attitude, behaviour, concept or any other relic of the old paradigm, then it's booted without question. Being able to detect the mind virus is part of the skilling up that is involved with this level of evolution. This would indicate that just about everything from this paradigm would need to be booted.

That's for starters.

*orders another drink and a vegan platter*

*pauses to check with the waiter*- the vegan platter isn't made of vegans, is it...



we have a word for that particular lifestyle here on earth: hippie. (sorry, could't resist;))

i'll confess here that i had to look up 'omnisexual', and now that i know the meaning of the word, i have a few probing questions i'd like to ask: oh nevermind, that just wouldn't be appropriate.....or would it?;)

p.s. this is a great thread you've started here SFTOK (hope you don't mind me acronym-izing your name here). i see it as a slightly more irreverant version of Ulli's cool invention: 'Here And Now'. i recommend that thread highly and hope to see some of the here n now villiagers over in this part of the galaxy as well. good to see Calz and Viralspiral have made it over for a visit.

[Calz]

How about a purple laser gargle blaster? My fav.



Using the Beverage Language Ominversal Alcoholic Translator (BLOAT for short) device ...

purple laser gargle blaser translates into rumple minze (who knew??? :noidea: )



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[Calz]

Of course every Star Wars buff knows the theme song for Hans SOLO ...


14521


o8E7aFdsSIY

[Stuart M.]

Jeez, the place is a little sleezier than I imagined...

Hey I know its probably uncommon here but whats the odds of a guy gettin an h20 straight up? Man it's dry in these parts...

And I couldn't help but notice the big wall right outside, is that the actual boundry of the universe? Any body ever climbed over for a peak? If not I'll offer drinks all night to the craziest cosmic bad a$$ in here to climb over and report directly back to me. Oh... and don't come back and tell me the universe is sitting in a giant palm... saw a picture of the home planet sitting in one and turned out to be a fake... had me go'n to..:sad: Any takers?

[Muzz]

Muzz bursts in...

Guys! Quick! Darth Vaders been drinkin again out in the car park

m8rzkCkFIus

And he stole my kilt!!

[Calz]

Muzz bursts in...

Guys! Quick Darth Vaders been drinkin again out in the car park

m8rzkCkFIus

And he stole my kilt!!


Ah c'mon ... cut the poor guy a little slack ... stressful it is trying to dominate the Universe ...


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[Borden]

Brilliant clip, Muzz ...

Calz, how many Star Wars funnies do you have???

Borden

[PurpleLama]

The question I address to you all:

Have you consumed enough alcohol to handle this?

VXcb7VPw59s

MWahahahaha!

[PurpleLama]

This thread is shaping up like the "good ol' days" of the Village when noone was banned but Bill Ryan.

[Calz]

Brilliant clip, Muzz ...

Calz, how many Star Wars funnies do you have???

Borden

Had a deep appreciation for the nuggetmaster before he was ousted :laser:

... so I have a few saved up.

Happy to go another direction though ...

Beijing is in the outer reaches of the Galaxy is it not???

Huh???



LCRyO6JP6Oc

[Borden]

Purplelama ... why did you do that? You know there are Star Wars fans here ... why would you post something from the holiday special? Have you turned to the dark side? I'm not drinking alcohol at the moment, but that clip makes me wish I was. To answer your question ... there isn't enough booze in the world. Not for the holiday special!

Calz, that clip is bloody priceless! This may sound alarming to some, but it just makes me want to go out boozing with George W Bush! I think he would be highly entertaining.

Borden

[PurpleLama]

Oh, there's more! In this thread I have become the other purplelama from the mirror universe: (i am otherwise a nice guy)

_bZKEhgieoc

[PurpleLama]

And now, I will demonstrate my eeeevvviiiilllness:

RzXKySxPFCI

[Cidersomerset]

As a fellow regular to the occasional watering hole....I would have cut Bush jnr a little slack if he were not the puppet of the Neo cons...
and member of that Oil/Banker Bush/Bin Laden syndicate families.....

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_y8f2znHK_GU/Rr2PTE4mYfI/AAAAAAAAAJI/E6jf3a03V_4/s400/George_Bush_Friend_of_Enemy.jpg

It would be great fun to be in a bar with GB Jnr with a few mates chatting about what really goes on in the whitehouse ...
http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/images/bush_puppet2.jpg

George was leader of the free world...God help us ...Thats what his 'satanic Nazi'ness' the Pope is thinking !! Though they both ultimately have the same 'masters!!....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_y8f2znHK_GU/Rr2PJ04mYeI/AAAAAAAAAJA/QMfocMCiDHs/s400/George+Bush.bmp

[Borden]

Purplelama ... my ears ... my eyes ... my dreams!

Cidersomerset and Calz ... don't you reckon Bush must have been a terrifying liability to his controllers when in office? I laugh when I think of the constant face-palms and white knuckles there must have been in those secret, smoky rooms!

Borden

[Billy]

After buying that gorgous feline beauty a drink at the bar and chatting to her for the last hour, i heard those magic words, my place or yours. purrrr

I'm off guys Gidnight and may the force be with you

[Calz]

Cidersomerset and Calz ... don't you reckon Bush must have been a terrifying liability to his controllers when in office? I laugh when I think of the constant face-palms and white knuckles there must have been in those secret, smoky rooms!

Borden


Could go on forever on cowboy ... but well past snooze time :sleep:


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[PurpleLama]

Someone gave me a copy of the movie over ten years ago. Little did they know what they unleashed upon the universe. I have successfully melted many a mind with it.

How 'bout some dirty ol' alien?

_CRTow8hFvM

[Cidersomerset]

Watch and learn Borden i spotted a lovely young Vulcan sitting at the Bar over there....

http://toddkerns.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bp-ENT-TPol_Jolene_Blalock_Capt_Chair.jpg

Watch a pro impress the girls .....

63rcdLeXiU8

Maybe next time..LOL..Cheers steve

[onawah]

Grins back:flirt:
SFTOK, what makes you think I'm human?
As for yummy females in the bar, the question is, how can you tell which are female and if they're yummy?
Unless you are just talking humanoids, that is.

(Maybe you never took a walk on the really wild side,then?)

But in point of fact, there are a couple of Liz Taylor type Cleopatra knock-off twins at :51, though perhaps you aren't partial to clones...
The genome may be a bit dated, of course, but that look is still pretty classic...
And they are twins after all, which should be of some interest to an Omnisexual. :eyebrows:

But PUHLEEAZE PurpleLama...:shout: no more Holiday Special! :fie:
Too many intoxicants have been imbibed in this bar for something so nauseating to be introduced here.
Unless you want to give the dart game a rest and start a hurling contest instead...:yuck: :bad:



Sheesh. You guys are spoiling this forum for any serious Conspiracy Theorism. First you trash all those poor channelers, and now this... Avalon will never be the same.
How you gonna keep 'em down on the forum when songsfortheotherkind is back online....
I think I'll have whatever she's having...

*grins at you* You're sure about that? I'm not human, you know...


There's a bar fight in this somewhere, isn't there?
UAGfC0Ktb5Q

Yes but there are no yummy females. This is a definite negative from my perspective. :P

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While we're waiting, anyone want a game of darts?



Feeling the presence of Dart Vader I am ...


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[Keeping the eyepatch industry alive since the 1800s]

*genuine laughter* ok, I'm loving this one.

[songsfortheotherkind]

How about a purple laser gargle blaster? My fav.



Using the Beverage Language Ominversal Alcoholic Translator (BLOAT for short) device ...

purple laser gargle blaser translates into rumple minze (who knew??? :noidea: )



14519

*falling about laughing* Ok, It's early in the morning and this is the first thread I've visited and I'm already rupturing my squigglysquooch laughing. This poster is absolutely full of win. Most excellent start to the day!! I salute you!!

*falls off chair* prolly shouldn't salute and rupture at the same time...

Hey!! *sudden thought* What happens if that thing in the bible is actually a typo????? It's not the rApture at ALL!! woah, two millenia of confusion over a TYPO- can you see the upside to the head slapping going on in Scribe heaven right now- "you twit!! you put an A instead of an U??? No wonder they're confused- we're supposed to be warning them about spontaneously exploding and they think they're going to float up into the sky???? Quick quick, we've got to go back and see what other errors have- OH BLOODY HELL!!!!!!!"

[songsfortheotherkind]

Watch and learn Borden i spotted a lovely young Vulcan sitting at the Bar over there....

http://toddkerns.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bp-ENT-TPol_Jolene_Blalock_Capt_Chair.jpg

Ok, clearly I'm looking at the wrong part of the room. nomnom indeed! :D

[songsfortheotherkind]

Grins back:flirt:
SFTOK, what makes you think I'm human?

I wasn't assuming, it's just that some drinks in this bar can make humans experience the Rupture, so we've figured it's best to *warn first* rather than wait until *after* they've exploded. Some Beings get a kick out of pretending to be human and slumming it, you see, and have learned the hard way that 'XENOX 7- JUST SAY NO!!'. *laughing*

As for yummy females in the bar, the question is, how can you tell which are female and if they're yummy? That comment was in response to the StarWars bar scene, not this one, and in there-as in here- 'female' for me means a Being with a certain energetic signal, not a gender. :D There are too many genders and sexualities in the 'Verse to begin confining physical Avatars to *two* sexes (because seriously, where is the fun it THAT?), so it's more about describing a frequency. It also doesn't mean that males with a strong female signature are 'effeminate' either- what a confusion of concepts/signals *that* one is.

It's actually fun to think about things in this way again- all these preconceptions that get pointed out into the 'Verse because this paradigm only recognises one species, two genders, and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeee....
Unless you are just talking humanoids, that is.


(Maybe you never took a walk on the really wild side,then?)

*looks over at you with an utterly fake "why I don't know what you're talking about' expression*

Are you fishing for stories, by any chance? *bats eyelashes innocently*



But in point of fact, there are a couple of Liz Taylor type Cleopatra knock-off twins at :51, though perhaps you aren't partial to clones...
The genome may be a bit dated, of course, but that look is still pretty classic...
And they are twins after all, which should be of some interest to an Omnisexual. :eyebrows:

Classic indeed, and I particularly like the pointy ears just peeping out from the hair. The blue skin also works for me. I have no problems at all with twins, indeed. *extremely cheesy grin*

[songsfortheotherkind]

Yes but there are no yummy females. This is a definite negative from my perspective. :P[COLOR="red"]



Just booked a stripper...the one and only Venus of Willendorf....putting up the posters now...;):p


http://i779.photobucket.com/albums/yy78/beeejay/stuff/venusofwillendorf.jpg

*laughing* Well that's certainly going to please some of the punters, no doubts about that! Now we know who to turn to when we want *real* entertainment! By golly I'm sure impressed.

[Carmen]

Yes but there are no yummy females. This is a definite negative from my perspective. :P[COLOR="red"]



Just booked a stripper...the one and only Venus of Willendorf....putting up the posters now...;):p


http://i779.photobucket.com/albums/yy78/beeejay/stuff/venusofwillendorf.jpg

*laughing* Well that's certainly going to please some of the punters, no doubts about that! Now we know who to turn to when we want *real* entertainment! By golly I'm sure impressed.


Ahhhh! Jaybee has found me!!:rolleyes: I knew there had to be a doppleganger or two out there. BTW, they are just standing there knock-kneed because their G- strings are too tight!!:suspicious:Also the one in the middle needs to go to the bathroom!:shocked:Which way to the restroom.::p

[another bob]

When you finally sober up a little, and come around back to this perpetual table called the world, you’ll find the banquet has not abated -- everything's still feeding on everything else, and there seems to be no exemption.

Your hair is a halo of chaos reflecting your head, your breath as hard as turpentine from last life's wine you kept swilling until you saw not one but two, your face, filled with the stubble of chronology, documents the slap-stick games of those twin jesters – faith and despair.

Recognizing that you're crazy doesn't render you suddenly sane. It merely means you begin to see how deranged you’ve become by pretending to be what you never have been, and actually never will be.

You crumple backward to a chair reserved for hungry ghosts, no longer any appetite for long menus of doctrinal belief, just parched for a simple flask of cool spirit water to wash down those vaguely nagging memories, stuck in the throat now as partially digested bits of fixation and stress, a personal paradox resistant to the superficial mouthwash of ersatz redemption and feigned forgiveness.

Both attracted and repelled by wry promises of sweet oblivion amidst the peach blossoms and rose buds afloat in the cherished chalice of choice – a cup coated round a razor rim with a thin glazing of hopeful honey, just enough to disguise the subtle poison of the amnesia ingredient -- the only thing you really want right now is for it all to just go away.

As you stagger and swoon through this dizzy fogged morning, at the edge of your seat, at the edge of your life, still groping for napkins to soak up the mess – blame nobody.

You accepted the invitation, this party is for you!

[noxon medem]

<chinaski hands borden a girly mag>

show us a trick, oh wise one.

..
-

Oooops !

14528

Poker night ?
a full hand ....

- the force of illusion
( and trick of hand ..).

PS.
greetings from him
who was not there

:fish2:

[onawah]

I didn't know this bar was host to a Poetry Slam too.
Much better than dart boards and barf contests any day.
Welcome, anotherbob!

Uh, SFTOK, I don't know if you've noticed yet, but you made a typo which will confuse the "rapture vs rupture" issue even further when you put an "o" instead of a "u", thus leaving us with yet another conundrum, which is "ropture", not an actual word as far as I can determine.

But if entertaining possibilities of what the Bible might have meant if it was advising what to look for on the day of "ROPTURE" , there are some interesting acronyms for ROP, such as:

ROP Reorder Point
ROP Rate Of Progress
ROP Report on Proposals
ROP Rate of Penetration ( oil or drilling industry) -- (MY PARTICULAR FAVORITE)
ROP Rules of Procedure
ROP Right of Passage
ROP Reach of Peak (fuel mixture setting)
ROP Read on Please (Internet slang)
ROP Rage of Predator (gaming clan)
ROP Repatriation of Remains
ROP Return on Promotion
ROP Relief of Pain (dentistry)
ROP Record of Performance
ROP Roll Over Protection (product safety)
ROP Remote Operations
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
ROP Religion of Peace
WHICH FOR THE "RAPTURE" CROWD, WOULD PROBABLY BE THE BEST, AND CERTAINLY WOULD BE NICE FOR A CHANGE...



*falling about laughing* Ok, It's early in the morning and this is the first thread I've visited and I'm already rupturing my squigglysquooch laughing. This poster is absolutely full of win. Most excellent start to the day!! I salute you!!

*falls off chair* prolly shouldn't salute and rupture at the same time...

Hey!! *sudden thought* What happens if that thing in the bible is actually a typo????? It's not the rApture at ALL!! woah, two millenia of confusion over a TYPO- can you see the upside to the head slapping going on in Scribe heaven right now- "you twit!! you put an A instead of an O??? No wonder they're confused- we're supposed to be warning them about spontaneously exploding and they think they're going to float up into the sky???? Quick quick, we've got to go back and see what other errors have- OH BLOODY HELL!!!!!!!"

[Heyoka_11]

This thread is shaping up like the "good ol' days" of the Village when noone was banned but Bill Ryan.

And me man..................Nyuk nyuk!

[Debra]

I am sorry, I´ve had a bit of an accident .. over there. I was grazing on the soba chillie noodles trying to soak up the whiskey and wheat grass shots and it just tumbled out. Had some flashbacks - I think I was human - a nightmare - anyway, that sets me off on a real bender and that´s when I took off and let rip with some Reptoids behind the Grey DJ and the invisible amplifiers. They dared me to gallop around the spinning dance floor - in the opposite direction - for 50 laps. I must have taken too long because they were gone when I was finished. Anyway, I have enjoyed myself. And definitely want to return - I will be back, I might get someone to climb on tomorrow night. Might also get some refurbing done. Have some new colour or tints put in, and get some hoof art going as well.

I am Zebra and whoever I am, I am coming out.

http://www.crazychops.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/zebrabikes_lion.gif

[Calz]

This thread is shaping up like the "good ol' days" of the Village when noone was banned but Bill Ryan.

And me man..................Nyuk nyuk!

Where the heck you been mate???

[one thread aside that is ...] :whistle:

Pull up a chair ... this round is on me[ow] ...


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[songsfortheotherkind]

I didn't know this bar was host to a Poetry Slam too.
Much better than dart boards and barf contests any day.
Welcome, anotherbob!

Perhaps we could start a Poetry competition? Two streams- one poetry/prose, one haiku, two streams in each of these- one a specific subject of what's happening in the world according to the forum and one open subject where anything goes.

*rubs hands together* Yay! This is going to be fun. :D


Uh, SFTOK, I don't know if you've noticed yet, but you made a typo which will confuse the "rapture vs rupture" issue even further when you put an "o" instead of a "u", thus leaving us with yet another conundrum, which is "ropture", not an actual word as far as I can determine.

*gleeful laughter* That will teach me to post first thing in the morning!! *more glee* Now the Scribe Masters in Scribe heaven have *two* things to faceplant about. :D


But if entertaining possibilities of what the Bible might have meant if it was advising what to look for on the day of "ROPTURE" , there are some interesting acronyms for ROP, such as:

ROP Reorder Point
ROP Rate Of Progress
ROP Report on Proposals
ROP Rate of Penetration ( oil or drilling industry) -- (MY PARTICULAR FAVORITE)
ROP Rules of Procedure
ROP Right of Passage
ROP Reach of Peak (fuel mixture setting)
ROP Read on Please (Internet slang)
ROP Rage of Predator (gaming clan)
ROP Repatriation of Remains
ROP Return on Promotion
ROP Relief of Pain (dentistry)
ROP Record of Performance
ROP Roll Over Protection (product safety)
ROP Remote Operations
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
ROP Religion of Peace
WHICH FOR THE "RAPTURE" CROWD, WOULD PROBABLY BE THE BEST, AND CERTAINLY WOULD BE NICE FOR A CHANGE...

This is priceless. :D Although I had a different image for 'roll over protection' than product safety. *blinks innocently*

[songsfortheotherkind]

Ahhhh! Jaybee has found me!!:rolleyes: I knew there had to be a doppleganger or two out there. BTW, they are just standing there knock-kneed because their G- strings are too tight!!:suspicious:Also the one in the middle needs to go to the bathroom!:shocked:Which way to the restroom.::p

I actually thought her knees were knocked as a bioengineering thing, to counterbalance the downward force of boobs and belly. Huh. Shows what *I* know.

[another bob]

OK, I have to come clean. I have not been totally honest with this group. You see, I actually come from the place where people go when they die but, just because I am a big fat fail at gambling, I was obligated one day in timelessness to reverse the process for a few of what you call ‘years’, and so I am temporarily appearing in this realm, having a near-life experience -- what the gang back home laughingly call an NLE.

Yes, when people die (or think they die), they arrive at a place where you find people like me. It’s the big Big Mind, the same place we’ve always been, but we often have a good laugh when you materialize, all bewildered-like, invariably exclaiming that you “simply had no idea it would be like this!". Of course you didn't -- how could you? You've been too busy believing this or that or some such nonsense that somebody else (who also had no idea) thought up once to chill folks out so that they would at least b r e a t h e, even while they go on thinking they're a somebody doing something, walking around imagining they're some kind of complex problem that needs to be solved, devising clever ways to conflict themselves with various notions that merely compound confusion, hoping that, if they could only put together the right combination of concepts and syllables, or sit at the feet of Dorje Porje, or have Sacred Visions of the Great Hoo Haw, or travel to Duluth where some paint stain on a wall happens to approximate HeySoos, or tie themselves in knots and say 8,400,00 Mercy Mercies or similar plaintive ritual mumblings, or maybe float up and around the bend, they might ascend to some "higher truth", as if Truth had any direction! LOL!!!

At any rate, I lost a bet and so here I am, having a near-life experience, and I must say you are such Dear Folks -- Really – but, just a tip, OK -- Relax. It's all OK. You won't remember a thing!

:yo:

[Calz]

I am sorry, I´ve had a bit of an accident .. over there. I was grazing on the soba chillie noodles trying to soak up the whiskey and wheat grass shots and it just tumbled out. Had some flashbacks - I think I was human - a nightmare - anyway, that sets me off on a real bender and that´s when I took off and let rip with some Reptoids behind the Grey DJ and the invisible amplifiers. They dared me to gallop around the spinning dance floor - in the opposite direction - for 50 laps. I must have taken too long because they were gone when I was finished. Anyway, I have enjoyed myself. And definitely want to return - I will be back, I might get someone to climb on tomorrow night. Might also get some refurbing done. Have some new colour or tints put in, and get some hoof art going as well.

I am Zebra and whoever I am, I am coming out.

http://www.crazychops.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/zebrabikes_lion.gif

Yes ... yes ... coming out you are :smokin:


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[Dennis Leahy]

I have brung with me a sensuous and alluring female creature of the humankind, scantily clad for the enjoyment of all homiothermic men, and boys, and ladies who like ladies.

http://swimwearandlingerie.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/vintage-swimwear-4.jpg

Plus, in addition, also, I found a troubadour that's a matching bookend to the creature of feminine charms above:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXqPYte8tvc


Ahhhh, genuine Naugahyde seat covers. Don't mind if I do. Pour me a tall rehydrated dehydrated water, Gunga Din!

Dennis

[songsfortheotherkind]

Poetry Slam!!

Because the patrons of The Bar are a discerning, cultured and intelligent bunch of well behaved Poster Children for the Evolution (Marc Bolan lives!), and because another patron came up with the idea, The Bar is pleased to host an ongoing Poetry Slam. There are two streams- Poetry/Prose and Haiku, with two streams within these- one deals specifically with information/world issues etc as expressed in the forum general, and one stream is for all other subjects.

There are extra cookies for individual contestants who enter by loading a sound file of themselves reading their own work. :D

We shall create spiffy awards, recordings of crowds of thousands cheering in frothing approval, arrange for a hall of fame etc should we be arsed- ahem, that is, have enough entries to justify such activity. Humour is not necessary! which will be a relief to some of our patrons, no doubt- serious/thoughtful works are encouraged although we're under no illusions regarding the probable emergence of some rehashing of such golden oldies as 'There Was An Old Man From Nantucket'. We're not elitist here, at least not in ways that are going to be really bloody obvious.

So have at it! Let's see what the New Evolution of the Species can come up with, huzzah!

[songsfortheotherkind]

Ahhhh, genuine Naugahyde seat covers. Don't mind if I do. Pour me a tall rehydrated dehydrated water, Gunga Din!
Dennis

*looks over her glass at you* You know that stuff will kill you, don't you... and your companion is indeed a cutie. Definitely love that style :D

[songsfortheotherkind]

Haiku entry- General

Early morning blahs
George Bush on my monitor
brain melts like spring snow

[Dennis Leahy]

Poetry Slam!!

The Bar is pleased to host an ongoing Poetry Slam. There are two streams- Poetry/Prose and Haiku, with two streams within these- one deals specifically with information/world issues etc as expressed in the forum general, ...

Forum Haiku

Channeled messages
Galactic Federation
Pass the plunger, please

Dennis

[songsfortheotherkind]

Poetry Slam!!

The Bar is pleased to host an ongoing Poetry Slam. There are two streams- Poetry/Prose and Haiku, with two streams within these- one deals specifically with information/world issues etc as expressed in the forum general, ...

Forum Haiku

Channeled messages
Galactic Federation
Pass the plunger, please

Dennis

*applause from the gathered crowd* Oh good start, good start!

*laughing*

[Mike]

there's david wilcock
wait, and benjamin fulford
men who stare at goats

[Mike]

When you finally sober up a little, and come around back to this perpetual table called the world, you’ll find the banquet has not abated -- everything's still feeding on everything else, and there seems to be no exemption.

Your hair is a halo of chaos reflecting your head, your breath as hard as turpentine from last life's wine you kept swilling until you saw not one but two, your face, filled with the stubble of chronology, documents the slap-stick games of those twin jesters – faith and despair.

Recognizing that you're crazy doesn't render you suddenly sane. It merely means you begin to see how deranged you’ve become by pretending to be what you never have been, and actually never will be.

You crumple backward to a chair reserved for hungry ghosts, no longer any appetite for long menus of doctrinal belief, just parched for a simple flask of cool spirit water to wash down those vaguely nagging memories, stuck in the throat now as partially digested bits of fixation and stress, a personal paradox resistant to the superficial mouthwash of ersatz redemption and feigned forgiveness.

Both attracted and repelled by wry promises of sweet oblivion amidst the peach blossoms and rose buds afloat in the cherished chalice of choice – a cup coated round a razor rim with a thin glazing of hopeful honey, just enough to disguise the subtle poison of the amnesia ingredient -- the only thing you really want right now is for it all to just go away.

As you stagger and swoon through this dizzy fogged morning, at the edge of your seat, at the edge of your life, still groping for napkins to soak up the mess – blame nobody.

You accepted the invitation, this party is for you!


free drinks to anyone who can tell me what this means!:)

¤=[Post Update]=¤

anotherbob, you are clearly on another level, mate:ufo:

[another bob]

You accepted the invitation, this party is for you!


free drinks to anyone who can tell me what this means!:)[COLOR="red"]


Good thing Bukowski's croaked, or he'd rip you a new one for asking such a question!


:yo:

[Mike]

You accepted the invitation, this party is for you!


free drinks to anyone who can tell me what this means!:)[COLOR="red"]


Good thing Bukowski's croaked, or he'd rip you a new one for asking such a question!


:yo:


do you think you could sum it all up in a haiku, Mr. Bob?:biggrin:

[another bob]

do you think you could sum it all up in a haiku, Mr. Bob?:biggrin:


Look into your mind
Wherever attention rests
Experience that


:yo:

[PurpleLama]

This thread is shaping up like the "good ol' days" of the Village when noone was banned but Bill Ryan.

And me man..................Nyuk nyuk!

OOOOhhhhh, sh!t, it's Tony Heyokie!



xcBICftMoAE





This thread might get roptured, indeed.












Ok, no more SWHS. I'm actually immune, it's true that I have sat through it a dozen times, and I think I broke something along the way.

[InCiDeR]

Greetings little ones

I am R-U-SiRiuS from Ur-anus.

What is going on is more than you can fathom and more than you can understand
the new drinking competition starts now. Now not tomorrow, not next week, now.

We are here and the lights are all green.
We are advancing and we are doing it now.

There is no more waiting no more holding back.
So this message is that the final battle begins now.
The race is run, the battle is ensuing, the new world is now.

Most will remain unconsciouss, but to those who know the signs and signals,
who are connected in these manners, they will see the new glass of beer.

It will be decided by the new year, but I am going to win this time.
Never have I been more prepared, never have l had so many forces from so many corners.

100 Shots of Beer in 100 Minutes
VlcKCpX47hg

[PurpleLama]

*ahem*



I'm broken inside
I nearly burned out mine eyes
Don't watch the wookies


A mockingbird sings
As the half lit moon goes dark
Chime in equinox

[Calz]

Don't watch the wookies




Sure PL but doncha remember what happened the last time we opted out of watching the wookies???


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[songsfortheotherkind]

*ahem*



I'm broken inside
I nearly burned out mine eyes
Don't watch the wookies


A mockingbird sings
As the half lit moon goes dark
Chime in equinox

excellent stuff! :D

I loves the haiku I does :D

[songsfortheotherkind]

there's david wilcock
wait, and benjamin fulford
men who stare at goats

along with the 'thanks' button, we reeeeeeeally need a 'cracks up laughing' button

Oh noes! I like David *and* I have a sense of humour! I've just destabilised the entire fabric of creation as we know it!

oh wait- it's all good- I was looking at the wrong fabric... *sheepish*

[onawah]

I love this thread.
It's a purrfect fit for where I want my head to be at right now.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-pictures-a-perfect-fit.jpg

[songsfortheotherkind]

I love this thread.
It's a purrfect fit for where I want my head to be at right now.


That series of pictures makes me want to have a cat that smiles.

'Smiling cat' is now officially a euphemism for describing this feeling. :D

*pats the couch beside me* I am in a rather smiling cat mood myself, I've spent a few hours with a gorgeous woman that I'm thinking I'm going to have a relationship with. A lascivious and luscious relationship, even! Shall we sit together and watch the haiku singing some karaoke? :D

Haiku

Ah! Karaoke!
Most sublime music ever
Still bad in Vogon

[onawah]

On a completely different note...
I hope no one minds if I introduce 2 sort of female counterparts of Withnail (though these characters are actually from a TV series, AbFab).
You have to give these ladies credit for sheer tenacity when it comes to getting plastered.
(Warning: not for the faint hearted or easily offended...)

hMG0C6m9i3E

JkpgJZ6m_LQ

[Mad Hatter]

Mad Hatter shouts the bar a round of 'nangs' then noticing the extent of the salubrious company makes the following observation...

The piano has been drinking
my necktie is asleep
and the combo went back to New York
the jukebox has to take a leak
and the carpet needs a haircut
and the spotlight looks like a prison break
cause the telephone's out of cigarettes
and the balcony's on the make
and the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking...

and the menus are all freezing
and the lightman's blind in one eye
and he can't see out of the other
and the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
and he showed up with his mother
and the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking

cause the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
cream puff casper milk toast
and the owner is a mental midget
with the I.Q. of a fencepost
cause the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking...

and you can't find your waitress
with a Geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends
and you just can't get served
without her
and the box-office is drooling
and the bar stools are on fire
and the newspapers were fooling
and the ash-trays have retired
the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking
not me, not me, not me, not me, not me
(Tom Waits)

In departing from said establishment promises to come back with something original after having suitably adjusted his medication....:p

[778 neighbour of some guy]

Muzz bursts in...

Guys! Quick! Darth Vaders been drinkin again out in the car park

m8rzkCkFIus

And he stole my kilt!!

Bwaahaaaaaaaaa, thats goddamn funny right there;)

Made me completely forget to order a drink, i'll have a Captain Morgan on some rocks please.

[778 neighbour of some guy]

As a fellow regular to the occasional watering hole....I would have cut Bush jnr a little slack if he were not the puppet of the Neo cons...
and member of that Oil/Banker Bush/Bin Laden syndicate families.....

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_y8f2znHK_GU/Rr2PTE4mYfI/AAAAAAAAAJI/E6jf3a03V_4/s400/George_Bush_Friend_of_Enemy.jpg

It would be great fun to be in a bar with GB Jnr with a few mates chatting about what really goes on in the whitehouse ...
http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/images/bush_puppet2.jpg

George was leader of the free world...God help us ...Thats what his 'satanic Nazi'ness' the Pope is thinking !! Though they both ultimately have the same 'masters!!....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_y8f2znHK_GU/Rr2PJ04mYeI/AAAAAAAAAJA/QMfocMCiDHs/s400/George+Bush.bmp

Dear dalai lama !!! bwaaaaaaaa, almost crapped myself heeheehee.

[778 neighbour of some guy]

Would this one be open for discussion as well, or are the vibes to low?

icAji8f3kqQ

Cracked me up regardless:p

[Calz]

Would this one be open for discussion as well, or are the vibes to low?

icAji8f3kqQ

Cracked me up regardless:p


Using hidden microphones they are!!!

Hear from my lawyer they will ...


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[778 neighbour of some guy]

There's room for everybody in this bar.

We're not sleazy, we're liberal.

Fear is the path to the Dark Room.

:rolleyes:

gM6Pm222KhM

[Borden]

665, that is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen.

Dirty talking Yoda had me in bits though!

Borden

[778 neighbour of some guy]

665, that is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen.

Dirty talking Yoda had me in bits though!

Borden

Hee hee, couldnt resist, why should i, the bar is on the other side of the galaxy, who would ever find out, grinn.

He/she without secrets is not to be trusted.:rolleyes:

[PurpleLama]

Don't watch the wookies




Sure PL but doncha remember what happened the last time we opted out of watching the wookies???


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Calz, buddy, have you not seen the SWHS in all it's awful, terrible glory?

Watch at your own risk, but you should understand within fifteen minutes why we *don't* watch the wookies.

Link only, out of deference to Borden and onowah:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=bbF_ecnlyTk

[Calz]

What happens when a human stows away on one of the craft and makes it out to the edge of the Universe ... here ...


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The animal species from Gaia fares somewhat better ... at least this one who can store excess alcohol in it's hump ...



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[Borden]

Here's something that's surely best experienced drunk.

tDAKC0Nl6kg

Inebriated or sober, fresh underwear is required after such an experience.

Borden

[778 neighbour of some guy]

Here's something that's surely best experienced drunk.

tDAKC0Nl6kg

Inebriated or sober, fresh underwear is required after such an experience.

Borden

Oempf, now that is one lucky crap filled pants lucky chap, croiky.

[Mike]

do you think you could sum it all up in a haiku, Mr. Bob?:biggrin:


Look into your mind
Wherever attention rests
Experience that


:yo:



touche, sir.

[Calz]

do you think you could sum it all up in a haiku, Mr. Bob?:biggrin:


Look into your mind
Wherever attention rests
Experience that


:yo:



touche, sir.


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Indeed ...


... unless you are staring at goats???



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[onawah]

Hee hee, couldnt resist, why should i, the bar is on the other side of the galaxy, who would ever find out, grinn.

665Plumber, please remember our Mod :ear: :mod: team might check in here, and so we do have to keep it fairly clean, at least...
Or they might move us to the members only category, which is ok, but would deprive visitors of access to all the scintillating wit on this thread, and that would be a shame. :pout:
Of course, they may already have checked in and could be ROTFL :pound: but still have to provide a reluctant admonition :nono:

[onawah]

Profound gratitude, Purple Lama for the deference and links rather than further painful full frontal exposure to SWHS.

NO, PLEASE ANYTHING but that!!! :twitch: :scared: :faint2: :bolt:

It took numerous clips of AbFab Patsy and Edina in full drunken glory to remove the foul taste from my mouth :painkiller: :sick:

Calz, where on earth do you find all that brilliant stuff??
Or is it a trade secret?:whistle:

Laughter is surely a univeral panacea, but I wonder what the ET/EDs think about our sense of humor here on 3D Earth? :party: :jester:

[778 neighbour of some guy]

Hee hee, couldnt resist, why should i, the bar is on the other side of the galaxy, who would ever find out, grinn.

665Plumber, please remember our Mod :ear: :mod: team might check in here, and so we do have to keep it fairly clean, at least...
Or they might move us to the members only category, which is ok, but would deprive visitors of access to all the scintillating wit on this thread, and that would be a shame. :pout:
Of course, they may already have checked in and could be ROTFL :pound: but still have to provide a reluctant admonition :nono:

Gotcha, and i know, but, but, but its a bar right!! I'll behave, sigh;)

[onawah]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/brainyflix/photos/9721/medium.jpg

[PurpleLama]

665, perhaps, given the nature of the thread, with proper warning of adult content to warn away those who more easily find offence, some things might be found to squeak through the cracks that might otherwise be moderated upon.

To all participants, thank you, for as we all know, laughter is good for the soul. Sorry to those I exposed to the SWHS who may have been unsuspecting. It was my evil alter ego who did it, I shall endeavor to rein it in, in the future.

Special thanks to the OP.

Oh, and Hokey Heyokie, I really meant all that leading up to the 9th of Nov.

[778 neighbour of some guy]

665, perhaps, given the nature of the thread, with proper warning of adult content to warn away those who more easily find offence, some things might be found to squeak through the cracks that might otherwise be moderated upon.

To all participants, thank you, for as we all know, laughter is good for the soul. Sorry to those I exposed to the SWHS who may have been unsuspecting. It was my evil alter ego who did it, I shall endeavor to rein it in, in the future.

Special thanks to the OP.

Oh, and Hokey Heyokie, I really meant all that leading up to the 9th of Nov.

You are right, in the near future i will restrain myself and show more respect for the owner of this fine extragalactic interdimensional establishment as well.

How many post does this pub actually need before it becomes even more "sticky"

I think the informal atmosphere suits the top of the threads page and offer some balance to the holy of holies up there.

[PurpleLama]

To get sticky status, we must first erect an idol of the Great Bovine Diety. We probably need a bit more traffic as well, but that's coming, I can 'feel' it.

[778 neighbour of some guy]

I am at work here and cant post clips or images from here, we are shielded, someone please post some apropiate Billy Idol, it helps the post count and might please the :llama:

[Borden]

Quick draw Borden obliges ...

ZvxLRwZEx1c

[another bob]

To get sticky status, we must first erect an idol of the Great Bovine Diety. We probably need a bit more traffic as well, but that's coming, I can 'feel' it.


Here ya go . . .

[778 neighbour of some guy]

Quick draw Borden obliges ...

ZvxLRwZEx1c

Thanks Borden, gotta go, assist the cops getting someone out of bed in the shelter,

laterz

[Borden]

I have no idea what you mean 665, but I'm assuming it's your job? Sounds stressful ... good luck mate

Borden

[another bob]

edit -- oops, couldn't load gif . .

[marique3652]

How bout a pan galactic gargle blaster instead...really will put you into orbit wayyyy out there.....heres how to make it according to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...a Douglas Adams masterpiece, and also served at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster Recipe

The Best Bang Since the Big One.

Take the juice from one bottle of the Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V -- Oh, that Santraginean water... Oh, those Santraginean fish!
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odors of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet, and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink... but... very carefully...

[Borden]

Marique, you should warn people about the effects! It's like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon, wrapped around a large gold brick.

Borden

[jorr lundstrom]

Well, nice place. But does this mean if Ive made up my mind,
you aint gonna confuse me with facts, or...................?


http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt81/sakasvattaja/tomterenar3.jpg

It means that I promise nothing other than what I've already promised. Why, are you scared? *grinning*


And now we know who killed santa...


Well, who mentioned scared? LOL I actually took this photo from an
icebreaker north of Svalbard in july 2010. The man on the photo is
a local policeman who claimed he had hunted down an imposter.


http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt81/sakasvattaja/Yamal.jpg


But I must admit it could have been me if I had the same opportunity.


Jorr

[marique3652]

Marique, you should warn people about the effects! It's like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon, wrapped around a large gold brick.

Borden

So true, so true.....here is the terran version of the Pan galactic gargle blaster......it does make one feel like having been struck with a brick between the eyes....lol

Believe I know, I tried this and do not recall how I ended up on the floor and it was nine hours later.....remains a mystery in my life..

To make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster using Terran ingredients:

Take the liquid contained in a 200 ml bottle of EverClear to remind you that your head will be clear forever if you drink too many Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, and that your brain will clear of anything soon after you start drinking some, if not before.

Into it, slowly pour a 750 ml bottle of Bombay Sapphire to remind you of the marvelous beauty of the old Santraginean seas, or an equal amount of Jeremiah Weed in acknowledgement of what has happened to the Santraginean Seas and their lifeforms.

Now add 750 ml of Cold Wild Turkey, letting it run into the mixture as we run through life to remind us of all the lifeforms we meet and experience while hitchhiking through the galaxy.

Speedily stirring, add 375 ml of Herradua Tequila, mixing it in to commemorate the galactic hitchhikers who died of pleasure among the vapors and gasses in the marshes of Fallia.

Over the bowl of a silver spoon, let flow 1 liter of rum in memory of the waterfalls and their glorious rainbows encountered on your journeys through the galaxy of life.

Next, drop in the worm found in a bottle of Musquil, watching it dissolve into the mixture. If the bottom falls out and the worm survives, drink at your own risk.

Finally, sprinkle into the mixture some Gatorade to commemorate the lifeforms which have vanished and are becoming extinct, both sentient and non-sentient, especially those most in need of aid.

If this many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters are too many for the number of people you think you are, mix together the following amounts of ingredients as described above for a single serving.

1 oz. EverClear
4 oz. Bombay Sapphire or Jeremiah Weed
4 oz. Cold Wild Turkey
2 oz. Herredura Tequila
5 oz. Rum
1 worm from bottle of Mezcla
2 oz. Gatorade
This makes one approximately 18 ounce Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. The reason this drink seems so large is that Zaphod Beeblebrox has two heads, so when he created it, it came out to 9 ounces per head, so both were happy.

Before drinking, eat one olive to create a sweetness in it which is not there.

Drink very, very extremely carefully at your own risk, and remember where your towel is (if you can).

[CD7]

Pretend these are two glasses of chocolate wine..yum!!!! Cheers to the bar! :tea:

[Borden]

A couple of them ... and I reckon I would possibly do something silly, like nick a ship called the Heart of Gold. Who knows what might happen after that!

Zaphod

[jorr lundstrom]

Marique, you should warn people about the effects! It's like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon, wrapped around a large gold brick.

Borden


It seems to work like summer 1968. If you remember it you
were not there. :confused:

[Borden]

Ha! The summer of '68 is when I was conceived ... I don't know what that says about me, haha

B

[CD7]

A couple of them ... and I reckon I would possibly do something silly, like nick a ship called the Heart of Gold. Who knows what might happen after that!

Zaphod



Good gravy ur a light weight!!!! :bounce:

[jorr lundstrom]

Ha! The summer of '68 is when I was conceived ... I don't know what that says about me, haha

B


I can imagine in wot condition your parents were in when you
were fabricated. So they are forgiven and have a lot of
circumstances to blame. :tea:

[Borden]

A couple of them ... and I reckon I would possibly do something silly, like nick a ship called the Heart of Gold. Who knows what might happen after that!

Zaphod



Good gravy ur a light weight!!!! :bounce:

I meant the pan galactic gargle blasters, not the chocolate wine! (Is chocolate wine a real thing? I am intrigued!)

B

[Mike]

i was just playing with the translation setting and was experimenting with a little spanish. nobody's name was subject to translation except mine: "Chingy" it called me. :)

[Debra]

i was just playing with the translation setting and was experimenting with a little spanish. nobody's name was subject to translation except mine: "Chingy" it called me. :)

The Gujarati they call me પટાવાળું ઘોડા જેવું આફ્રિકાનું એક ચોપગું પ્રાણી
They know how busy I am :)

[songsfortheotherkind]

Marique, you should warn people about the effects! It's like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon, wrapped around a large gold brick.

Borden

thank you, that's the most crucial- and desirable- bit. Loads of fun watching those who aren't prepared for it though. :D

[songsfortheotherkind]

Ha! The summer of '68 is when I was conceived ... I don't know what that says about me, haha

B

that you may have escaped wearing flares, glittering eyemakeup and platform shoes in your teens?

Because you saved that for your retro thirties. I can tell. You just have that look about you...

[songsfortheotherkind]

A couple of them ... and I reckon I would possibly do something silly, like nick a ship called the Heart of Gold. Who knows what might happen after that!
Zaphod

Good gravy ur a light weight!!!! :bounce:

*muffled voice rising from the depths of a Throb-a-tron couch* Very well said! *sotto voce, impressed* Great scott, how the dickens did they manage to hide one of *those* in that tiny little space??..."

wait, that works on several levels really, doesn't it...

[Borden]

Ha! The summer of '68 is when I was conceived ... I don't know what that says about me, haha

B

that you may have escaped wearing flares, glittering eyemakeup and platform shoes in your teens?

Because you saved that for your retro thirties. I can tell. You just have that look about you...

Careful, I'm more sensitive than you think ... I may actually have to change my picture now!

[songsfortheotherkind]

Laughter is surely a univeral panacea, but I wonder what the ET/EDs think about our sense of humor here on 3D Earth? :party: :jester:

lol, they're the ones I *got* this sense of humour from- you don't really think humour is a *human* thing, do you?? Seriously, have you read anything from their 'gods'? Nothing funny there whatsoever- all rather grim, really. Clearly, it takes the nonhuman parts of the DNA slicing that's happened to kick into gear before any human looking Being develops humour. The funny bone actually comes from a really interesting race that is entirely made up of nothing *but* funny bones. And mouths with which to express the ensuing hilarity.

For example- the following individual was in no way human and found it tough going here. Thankfully, this did not prevent the activation of his alien DNA 'funny bone' function. I grew up on the Goons, Monty Python, Mind Your Word, entirely hosted and guested by, that's right, a bunch of aliens. Now we have Stephen Fry, Noel Fielding, Jimmy Carr- I mean, you just have to look at Rowan Atkinson...

Great Chicken Biscuits, we weren't really cocking about with the DNA to do things like increase the human potential so that they could evolve, I mean really, who cares about that? We were actually simply trying to give them the necessary mechanisms by which to develop a deep and robust appreciation for rousing renditions of The Boy Stood On the Burning Deck...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoAXFpfrgY0

[Calz]

Hee hee, couldnt resist, why should i, the bar is on the other side of the galaxy, who would ever find out, grinn.

665Plumber, please remember our Mod :ear: :mod: team might check in here, and so we do have to keep it fairly clean, at least...
Or they might move us to the members only category, which is ok, but would deprive visitors of access to all the scintillating wit on this thread, and that would be a shame. :pout:
Of course, they may already have checked in and could be ROTFL :pound: but still have to provide a reluctant admonition :nono:


Tempted I was by the Dark Side ... :tape2:




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Funniest of replies all set to send I had ... :nono:


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Passed the test I did ...

Now I will diminish and set sail to the East. :humble:


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[Calz]

A couple of them ... and I reckon I would possibly do something silly, like nick a ship called the Heart of Gold. Who knows what might happen after that!

Zaphod



Good gravy ur a light weight!!!! :bounce:

I meant the pan galactic gargle blasters, not the chocolate wine! (Is chocolate wine a real thing? I am intrigued!)
B


Actually there is. There is a red wine that has a chocolate flavor similar to kahlua and cream.

[Calz]

i was just playing with the translation setting and was experimenting with a little spanish. nobody's name was subject to translation except mine: "Chingy" it called me. :)


Language translator software is amazing.

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[songsfortheotherkind]

Ha! The summer of '68 is when I was conceived ... I don't know what that says about me, haha

B

that you may have escaped wearing flares, glittering eyemakeup and platform shoes in your teens?

Because you saved that for your retro thirties. I can tell. You just have that look about you...

Careful, I'm more sensitive than you think ... I may actually have to change my picture now!

You just want to show off the flares, don't you... fortunately for *me*- and everyone here, really- I have no surviving photos of myself with superglued spikes and safety pin earrings.

[songsfortheotherkind]

i was just playing with the translation setting and was experimenting with a little spanish. nobody's name was subject to translation except mine: "Chingy" it called me. :)


Language translator software is amazing.

14586

Ok, it's official, you rock the collective socks. *laughing* The Sock Collective has expressed its approval of this endorsement. :D

[gypsybutterflykiss]

I'll have a double jack- straight up! with a side of water and oxygen in about an hours due time. It's been a whopper. :)

[Calz]

Calz, where on earth do you find all that brilliant stuff??
Or is it a trade secret? :whistle:



Yes it's actually encrypted into the secret formula for Spongebob's krabby patty. If you can get your hands on that and are good at breaking code you are all set.

:spy::peep::spy:


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[Mike]

Calz, you are on a roll tonight!;)

[another bob]

A reflective moment at the Pub:

[songsfortheotherkind]

[QUOTE=songsfortheotherkind;446801]*emerges from the chair, slightly flushed*

Ok, well that was good for me, I feel like I need a cigarette. What a pity I don't smoke.

To begin the exploration of my own question, evolution my way is crunchy, with nice berry pieces and the occasional nut. I'm not human, so I don't like playing the human way- I don't do relationships, connection, social behaviour, family, love or any number of other things like the paradigm gives us pictures of.

Here's a brief outline of some of those things Otherkind style:

sleeping in puppy piles made up of individuals who feel good to sleep with. Having a room of my own for when I don't want to do that. Omnisexual (nomnisexual also works, lol). I'm not 'maternal' in the common sense of it- I like raising free range children that are shared amongst a large group of adults. Connections are made between individuals or smaller groups of individuals within the larger group- everything is communicated, expressed, so there's no assumptions about anything at all. Absolute embracing of the Sui Generis for all Beings, including new borns and those who are frail with age/illness/physical conditions. Nothing from this paradigm gets to make the cut unless it can be clearly demonstrated that it does not, in any way shape or form, contain any spores of the mind virus- if it can be demonstrated that it's possible to resurrect Empire and the virus with *any* attitude, behaviour, concept or any other relic of the old paradigm, then it's booted without question. Being able to detect the mind virus is part of the skilling up that is involved with this level of evolution. This would indicate that just about everything from this paradigm would need to be booted.

That's for starters.

*orders another drink and a vegan platter*

*pauses to check with the waiter*- the vegan platter isn't made of vegans, is it...




we have a word for that particular lifestyle here on earth: hippie. (sorry, could't resist;))
*makes rude blurting noises at you* Dude, I have lived in Nimbin- google the name, it's infamous, the town's yearly celebration is called the Mardi Grass- and I can tell you, there was nothing like what I've spoken about going on. Not a whiff of it. No. Clearly hippies that got there in the Unfun Vee. If there *had* been those kind of shenannigans (oh I love that word, it tastes like a party in my mouth!) going on, I would never have moved out of there.


m i'll confess here that i had to look up 'omnisexual', and now that i know the meaning of the word, i have a few probing questions i'd like to ask: oh nevermind, that just wouldn't be appropriate.....or would it?;)

Hey, this is The Bar, where else would such a discussion be appropriate? I'm totally up for such a discussion, and as long as it's only the questions that are probing we shouldn't have any issues with staying out the in the public. *observes enthusiastic squid couple in the corner* Although of course, some individuals apparently don't have much problem with the combination of public and probing at all...


p.s. this is a great thread you've started here SFTOK (hope you don't mind me acronym-izing your name here).

Thank you and no problemos, you can call me OK if that makes the typing any easier *and* it makes me feel all Boat that Rocked groovy- ooooh, I might have to go find a purple velvet cat suit now... *funks off for a moment*


i see it as a slightly more irreverant version of Ulli's cool invention: 'Here And Now'. i recommend that thread highly and hope to see some of the here n now villiagers over in this part of the galaxy as well. good to see Calz and Viralspiral have made it over for a visit.

I shall indeed have to go have a look at that thread. I'm also pretending to be working here in the corner on some actual new topic posts- my degree in dramatic art is really paying off right now, I can tell you! Money well spent indeed.

[jorr lundstrom]

One toooo mannny. ..........Eight, nine, ten and out.


http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt81/sakasvattaja/merlincat.jpg


Jorr

[songsfortheotherkind]

Calz, you are on a roll tonight!;)

It was the krabby patty that really worked for me...

[Heyoka_11]

Where the heck you been mate???

Hey Cal,

Good to hear from you mate; you're looking well.

Heyoka has been on a sabbatical; taking a much needed break from forum life. I'll just ease myself back in nice and slowly, as long as PL doesn't lead me astray that is!


Pull up a chair ... this round is on me[ow] ....

Whoa............Tequila!

I'll stick to beer if that's OK with ya'?

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So go on Cal, tell me a tail; a cat's tail that is!

Oh.......anybody know the way to Milliway's from here? I'm starving!!!

[Mike]

well 'songs', i'm a little too tired to have that juicy discussion at the moment; what time is it on your end of the world, anyway?;)

it's mighty tempting, and i will take you up on it at some point--just as soon as you prove to the forum that you're not some obese man with pizza stains on his shirt:)

that will be the punch line, won't it, the anticlimax to a 200pg thread--you posting a pic of a louis anderson dopple-ganger while the rest of us warm-blooded men are panting and drooling? LOL

[Heyoka_11]

This thread is shaping up like the "good ol' days" of the Village when noone was banned but Bill Ryan.

And me man..................Nyuk nyuk!

OOOOhhhhh, sh!t, it's Tony Heyokie!

This thread might get roptured, indeed.

G'day PL!

Are you insinuating that Heyoka is a disruptive influence?

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That's no way to welcome your bro back dude.......but you are hereby forgiven.

So how best shall we ensure that this thread does not adopt a serious tone; i.e. ropture it? (Whatever the heck ropturing is!) And while we're at it, what on Earth is SWHS; not even Urban Dictionary could assist with that one!

[Calz]

Where the heck you been mate???

Hey Cal,

Good to hear from you mate; you're looking well.

Heyoka has been on a sabbatical; taking a much needed break from forum life. I'll just ease myself back in nice and slowly, as long as PL doesn't lead me astray that is!


Pull up a chair ... this round is on me[ow] ....

Whoa............Tequila!

I'll stick to beer if that's OK with ya'?

14593

So go on Cal, tell me a tail; a cat's tail that is!

Oh.......anybody know the way to Milliway's from here? I'm starving!!!


Come to the right thread you have ...

Ease yourself back you shall ...

Trusting Purple Wizards your call it must be :haha:


Beerz it shall be my friend.


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Milliways??? Sure. Jump on in. :hungry:


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[songsfortheotherkind]

well 'songs', i'm a little too tired to have that juicy discussion at the moment; what time is it on your end of the world, anyway?;)

it's mighty tempting, and i will take you up on it at some point--just as soon as you prove to the forum that you're not some obese man with pizza stains on his shirt:)

that will be the punch line, won't it, the anticlimax to a 200pg thread--you posting a pic of a louis anderson dopple-ganger while the rest of us warm-blooded men are panting and drooling? LOL

Actually, now that you mention it...

http://songsfortheotherkind.com/100_1260_small2.JPG

this is one I prepared earlier. I am, in fact, not a guy! So you may heartily rejoice!

Although I don't know what this 'proves' because they could just be some random boobs.

Random boobs... are they like boobs that sit there and come out with things like 'but of course, I never saw it that way- still, there's not much that can really be said about that, is there?'....


oh, and in answer to your question, it's 4:30 in the afternoon- see? *points to laptop on the table* I told you I was pretending to be productive...

[Calz]

well 'songs', i'm a little too tired to have that juicy discussion at the moment; what time is it on your end of the world, anyway?;)

it's mighty tempting, and i will take you up on it at some point--just as soon as you prove to the forum that you're not some obese man with pizza stains on his shirt:)

that will be the punch line, won't it, the anticlimax to a 200pg thread--you posting a pic of a louis anderson dopple-ganger while the rest of us warm-blooded men are panting and drooling? LOL

Actually, now that you mention it...

http://songsfortheotherkind.com/100_1260_small2.JPG

this is one I prepared earlier. I am, in fact, not a guy! So you may heartily rejoice!

Although I don't know what this 'proves' because they could just be some random boobs.

Random boobs... are they like boobs that sit there and come out with things like 'but of course, I never saw it that way- still, there's not much that can really be said about that, is there?'....


oh, and in answer to your question, it's 4:30 in the afternoon- see? *points to laptop on the table* I told you I was pretending to be productive...


Saw that one coming I did not!!! :shocked:


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[songsfortheotherkind]

I have discovered, since opening the Pub, that I have become a great deal more discriminating about what threads Out in The Forum I will venture into; I come here to dance, exchange pleasantries ( translation: cock about in an unseemly manner) and write socially destabilising haiku, *and* I'm discovering I only want to go to places where I can have an intelligent interchange, with a view to creating a platform of exchange about Useful Things to Do. I just can't get into the "HERE'S HORRIBLE THINGS' and "NO, HERE ARE THINGS EVEN MORE HORRIBLE"- I get that the whole construct is horrible, I got it before I was 7, sitting in front of the black and white telly sobbing my heart out at the images of starving children in Ethiopia and begging the adults around me to explain how this terrible thing could be happening. It hasn't gotten any less ugly in so many ways *and* the consciousness IS expanding- again, as a child I didn't experience having a truly intelligent conversation with anyone at all, and didn't experience it until I was in my late teens- these days we might be flung all over the planet BUT we're here, gathered together in this excellent establishment, being lewd and funny and irreverant, hanging out together with Beings from all over the 'Verse- and we're not ignoring what's happening, we're simply holding space in a way that doesn't look like the polite, or neat, or 'higher vibration'- wearing the right organic cotton uniform for 'enlightened' Beings, having the correct amount of correctly positioned Buddha statues in my house, having my toilet properly feng shooed- whatever it is that *other* Beings think is the right way to do things.

I don't care if an individual has Buddha statues or not- I've got one in my garden that has come to me through interesting ways- I move things around until they 'feel' right to me, I am open to energy AND I think this is beautiful-

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n7Vt1sT-3_4/S7ZSjyNQh_I/AAAAAAAAIlg/1G6pEFLwU1w/s1600/The_Cyber_Goth_19.jpg

and this- http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n7Vt1sT-3_4/S7ZSkdccgDI/AAAAAAAAIlo/V80e_Kau9j0/s1600/The_Cyber_Goth_18.jpg and

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n7Vt1sT-3_4/S7ZS8TN9UxI/AAAAAAAAIm4/x_UbR8VLaAs/s1600/The_Cyber_Goth_08.jpg

and this
http://data.whicdn.com/images/8364753/Punks-Not-Dead_large.jpg

There are so many ways of Being in the Multiverse, it's what I love about physical incarnation, what I love about evolution, about infinite possibility. I have been having a mighty struggle with the paradigm's assumption that it can OWN me, that it can RULE me, that it can ORDER me to obey its zillions of idiotic acts and statutes designed to strangle and mummify the Sui Generis of all Beings- and I have created the line in me, where I'm standing resolute, eyeballing the expression of the mindvirus that has been tearing at my body over the past 24 hours, shaking my head and spreading my arms out wide- YOU CAN'T HAVE ME, you have no jurisdiction when it comes to things between my Self and That Which Created Me, the identity of which is irrelevant. I will send my signal out into the Field regardless of your actions, I will embrace love and Sui Generis of all Beings regardless of how many piercings the paradigm thinks is 'too many', or how many tattoos are too many, or your 'rules' about monogamy, sexuality, age, what is and isn't acceptable- I will find MY way, whatever that looks like, and I'll celebrate the unique Being of everyone else that wants to turn up for my kind of party, or who wants to turn up for their own kind of party, or who wants to live in a cave, or who wants to have a bestselling novel, or who wants to wear suits and ties, or whoever wants to do whatever it is that their Essence calls them to.

I call out the mindvirus in every interaction, from within myself and if I see it lurking anywhere else. Sometimes I won't be able to be nice about it, depending on how serious the outbreak of it is- I don't want another soulbleeding encounter with that level if I can do something to avoid it- and I love being around other Beings who are as dedicated to the elimination of the mindvirus as I am, even if they're way of doing something about it looks nothing at all like mine. Fukc we're an awesome, awesome band of ragtag soul warriors, gathered from all points of the multiverse for this enormous work of dissolving a virus that has been infecting this planet and the Beings here for waaaaaaaay too long- we knew it was going to be hard, that we were going to get hammered, we were going to be aliens in a mindf*cked world- and we still showed up, we didn't back off from the task, because we knew that what was needed was for us to bring our signal, the strength of our frequency, our Sui Generis uniqueness, joined together into an unstoppable Song that simply reaches out to join that of the entire Multiverse. We can't fight them on their terms- who'd want to? Why bother with war and low vibration crap when we can LOVE and SING and open our Self to connection that blows the doors off any twisted thing that the lower vibrations can come up with?

Its' what I've got, so it's what I'm going with- and I'm going to do it with all the passion, vision and energy that I can muster, regardless of how much the mindvirus tries to convince me that my efforts are worth nothing- if that's true, why the beejums is it trying so hard to convince me?

and now, because I'm inspired to throw myself onto the dancefloor and get this energy higher, some karaoke! I love the sentiments expressed in this song, and she's cute too. :D

explicit lyric warning for those who don't like hearing it


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjVNlG5cZyQ

finally, a haiku

Judgementalism!
Barium enema much?
Self righteous twaddle!

*dances into the crowd*- and I happen to be a great dancer... :D

[songsfortheotherkind]

Saw that one coming I did not!!! :shocked:


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*laughing diabolically* my work here
is done-
for the moment...

[Calz]

*laughing diabolically* my work here
is done-for the moment...



... and a fine job indeed :thumb:

[now I have 3 threads I can visit :laugh: ]



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[songsfortheotherkind]

G'day PL!

Are you insinuating that Heyoka is a disruptive influence?

14594

We're Australians- of course we're a disruptive influence. :D

[songsfortheotherkind]

*laughing diabolically* my work here
is done-for the moment...



... and a fine job indeed :thumb:

*curtseys flamboyantly* why thankee, so glad you appreciated my work when I'm *such* an admirer of your own...

[now I have 3 threads I can visit :laugh: ]

I think I have about the same. :D not counting the ones I've started. ahem.

Because sometimes there's only one way to deal with a particular idea-

http://www.webdesign2day.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/kung-fu-panda-kick-2.jpg

-attack it with a fat panda.

[Calz]

Because sometimes there's only one way to deal with a particular idea-

http://www.webdesign2day.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/kung-fu-panda-kick-2.jpg

-attack it with a fat panda.


Aw c'mon OP maker from Oz ... that's a croc of dundee!!! :croc:


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More than one way to skin an idea ...



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[Debra]

Songzie, I have had a niggling question since you opened up this joint, are we in one of those process dramas right now? If true. Good move! :cool:



I shall indeed have to go have a look at that thread. I'm also pretending to be working here in the corner on some actual new topic posts- my degree in dramatic art is really paying off right now, I can tell you! Money well spent indeed.

[songsfortheotherkind]

Songzie, I have had a niggling question since you opened up this joint, are we in one of those process dramas right now? If true. Good move! :cool:

To answer this honestly, my internal life is currently is such a huge state of housecleaning that the process is breathtaking- I alluded to it in the Pregnant Pause thread that Dennis started and yes, I'm finding the Pub is the currently the best place for me to come and get clear on what's happening for me. The main forum is too choked with sabotage atm to get really nittygritty about things, but here I can post pictures of punks and express myself any way I need/feel to and I don't get a plethora of political correctness, intellectualism, blatant derailing or any other blither that would cause me to possibly go all
http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1300000/Johnny-The-Homicidal-Maniac-jhonen-vasquez-1396588-1280-1024.jpg

Here is my space for evolution with it's crunchy bits, because that's where I'm at. I'm at the point where anything that carries the mindvirus spores is getting VERY bluntly rebutted- and that starts first in ME, I am working spiritual and energetic aikido internally almost constantly, hacking (in the geek, not JTHM, fashion) my own mind and energy in a full time focus of dealing with the mindvirus in any way it attempts to manifest in me. It can be exhausting and physically distressing AND if I'm prepared to kick my *own* butt this hard, why would I put up with agents for the virus trying to slip me some in my tea?

My personal experience at the moment is that I'm reconnecting VERY deeply with my Sui Generis *and* that which Created me, I'm getting constant level up after level up in both congruence and the ability to embody what I'm 'seeing' (and 'seeing' is a fully embodied process on every level of physical and energetic incarnation/Being, it's not an 'eyes in my head' thing) so I feel like evolution presented itself to me in a line and I took a gigantic snort. I don't actually do drugs physically, I don't have to- the idea of being on a psychotrippic (hehe) drug while I'm in the spaces I go to= worlds of unfun, so I stick to being flung all around the 'Verse in esoteric body and spending a great portion of my life with a large part of me in other realms. :D I'm used to doing evolution at a fairly breakneck speed anyway (at least that's how my way of approaching it has been described to me by others) *and* even I'm surprised at what's happening energetically. Some mornings I wake up and am surprised to still see this human looking form blinking back at me n the mirror.

Unless, of course, you were merely referring to my ability to get dramatic and intense about some things in a slightly Withnail and I fashion, in reply to which suggestion I shall lift my book in front of my face in a pointed manner and comment distractedly that I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about ... :D

[PurpleLama]

ooops..... :ufo:

[PurpleLama]

G'day PL!

Are you insinuating that Heyoka is a disruptive influence?

14594

We're Australians- of course we're a disruptive influence. :D


I never was exposed to the Australian phenomenon until Tony came mixing it up in the Village aka Here and Now. I was sad at Tony's dismissal from the thread, and the thread changed much in tone, without all the role playing fun, but it went to serve a higher purpose, with many participating who would not have with all the insanity going on. It pained me the most to see all that going on and he being excluded, but the universe has manifested the :ufo: Pub, so considerable credit goes to the OP.


anotherbob, you out did yourself with the cats in the bar with the cow in the background. If this thread makes a sticky (here or somewhere less public) I believe that picture will be a deciding factor. Someone needs to make sure Paul sees it.

Heyo, Ropturing is, apparently, what this thread is doing, although I'm not sure anyone knows precisely what it is, yet. The SWHS is the star wars holiday special, but I sorta made a deal with Borden that I wouldn't talk about it any more. I posted songs, then the whole movie, earlier in the thread. You may have seen, by now. If you haven't watched before, I suggest approaching it with alcohol and caution. The mind numbing effects of the alcohol may serve to deflect the mind numbing effects of the movie, which are much worse, and can be permanent. It's a lot of what's wrong with me, these days.


Songs, glad you liked them there haiku. Liked yours, too. XD and everyone's!

[songsfortheotherkind]

[QUOTE=Heyoka_11;448030]

G'day PL!

Are you insinuating that Heyoka is a disruptive influence?

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We're Australians- of course we're a disruptive influence. :D



I never was exposed to the Australian phenomenon

*nods sagely* Ah, yes, the 'before I hung out with Australians' and the 'after I hung out with Australians' phenomenon. It's a phenomenon found, oddly enough, pretty much throughout the entire Sentient Universe and has been used quite effectively in a lot of cases at law as a defense- "Your Honour, there were Australians involved-" "What? Good God man, why didn't you say so from the outset? Case dismissed on the grounds of severe ropture of the Good Sense and Judgement mechanism."


until Tony came mixing it up in the Village aka Here and Now. I was sad at Tony's dismissal from the thread, and the thread changed much in tone, without all the role playing fun, but it went to serve a higher purpose, with many participating who would not have with all the insanity going on. It pained me the most to see all that going on and he being excluded, but the universe has manifested the :ufo: Pub,

*nods sagely* ah, see, that was before my grand sweeping entrance to the forum, so I wouldn't know about that. Role playing?? That sounds like extreme fun in a hat! I hadn't even gotten around to *that* one yet! And yes, I can see the excellent opportunities for manifesting a persona in the image of my Otherkind nature- *gleeful*


so considerable credit goes to the OP.

*nods sagely* why, thanky- huh? what the hell? goddammit! *stabs vigorously at 'nods sagely* button* it's so annoying when that bloody thing gets jammed on...


Heyo, Ropturing is, apparently, what this thread is doing, although I'm not sure anyone knows precisely what it is, yet.

It is a phenomenon that apparently is beginning to sweep the paradigm, with blitzing and impressive results. I for one am working mightily to sustain the energy wave with a view to not only transforming the paradigm, creating a permanent immunity to the mindvirus in all its forms and accelerating my own evolution, but also reviving a more swashbuckling and Errol Flynn style approach to life that I for one think will make things a lot more jolly on this planet. Cybersteampunkgothalienrockabilllyjapanmashup swashbuckling, with UV art and glowing boots that are adorned with LEDs so that I can change their colour as I see fit. Hah!


The SWHS is the star wars holiday special, but I sorta made a deal with Borden that I wouldn't talk about it any more. I posted songs, then the whole movie, earlier in the thread. You may have seen, by now. If you haven't watched before, I suggest approaching

the Thing that Shall Not Be Spoken Of- I'm so not going there this morning, I'm not wearing my hazmat suit...

[another bob]

Random boobs... are they like boobs that sit there and come out with things like 'but of course, I never saw it that way- still, there's not much that can really be said about that, is there?'......


Random, you say?

http://i39.tinypic.com/24gq0w0.gif


Then of course . . .


http://i44.tinypic.com/rvahjb.gif



:yo:

[songsfortheotherkind]

Aw c'mon OP maker from Oz ... that's a croc of dundee!!! :croc:


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*burst of laughter* Oh, only an Aussie would understand why that is bizarre- it's like saying that we say 'throw a shrimp on the barbie'! Of course we don't say that! They're prawns for a start, and why on earth would I want to throw a prawn on a plastic doll? Especially on a regular basis?

Mystifying...

[another bob]

anotherbob, you out did yourself with the cats in the bar with the cow in the background. If this thread makes a sticky (here or somewhere less public) I believe that picture will be a deciding factor. Someone needs to make sure Paul sees it.

might have to tie him down . . .

http://i44.tinypic.com/34zc0er.gif


:yo:

[songsfortheotherkind]

Random boobs... are they like boobs that sit there and come out with things like 'but of course, I never saw it that way- still, there's not much that can really be said about that, is there?'......


Random, you say?

http://i39.tinypic.com/24gq0w0.gif


Then of course . . .


http://i44.tinypic.com/rvahjb.gif



:yo:

ok, that ostrich one is just disturbing on so many levels. Well done!

[another bob]

ok, that ostrich one is just disturbing on so many levels. Well done!

happy to oblige. . .

http://i43.tinypic.com/t7bpf4.gif

[778 neighbour of some guy]

ok, that ostrich one is just disturbing on so many levels. Well done!

happy to oblige. . .

http://i43.tinypic.com/t7bpf4.gif

Wow thats scarier then Christopher Walken

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[Heyoka_11]

G'day PL!

Are you insinuating that Heyoka is a disruptive influence?

We're Australians- of course we're a disruptive influence. :D

Hush!!!!!

That is one cat best not let out of the bag........

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Do you want everyone to know what really goes on down here?

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-v7AggurmVQ

Nyuk nyuk!

[PurpleLama]

That was nyuking futs! I guess I'd be a yabbo magician if I lived down under! When he threw the woman in there with the beer, I almost choked. That was great! *whew*

[Debra]

Nahhh! I am talking about an EPD for EBEs

You are fabulous! Your comebacks are the bomb. I love them. No, you get me soooooo wrong. Songs, you mentioned a drama degree. I have one too. Not sure which uni you attended DU but Educational Process Drama invites folk to play, and through creativity, performance and drama forms, they explore the world together, themselves and each other. It´s a space to play and it is a safe one too, people work mostly ín role´ and are facilitated by someone like yourself who keeps the play going, attends to the journey and those in it and keeps whatever is emerging - validated. That role is sometimes referred to as The Joker. Through this fun (it can get deep too) and experiential journey, an EPD can take days .. weeks, sometimes just a spare hour or two. And time is also taken out for reflection, before everyone agrees to go back in. Not the greatest definition out there but I hope you understand me a little more. My imagination took off when you mentioned drama, and thought to meself, this is brilliant - it´s an EDP online. And we´ve just only begun. I don´t know about everyone else in this bar, but I am certainly getting an education. So fling me around your verse, Songs. Get as dramatic and intense as you like. And if you are keen for an irreverence work out as well, count me in. Dead theatre bores me to sobs. Let the play continue.

Good night all xxx




To answer this honestly, my internal life is currently is such a huge state of housecleaning that the process is breathtaking- I alluded to it in the Pregnant Pause thread that Dennis started and yes, I'm finding the Pub is the currently the best place for me to come and get clear on what's happening for me. The main forum is too choked with sabotage atm to get really nittygritty about things, but here I can post pictures of punks and express myself any way I need/feel to and I don't get a plethora of political correctness, intellectualism, blatant derailing or any other blither that would cause me to possibly go all
http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1300000/Johnny-The-Homicidal-Maniac-jhonen-vasquez-1396588-1280-1024.jpg

Here is my space for evolution with it's crunchy bits, because that's where I'm at. I'm at the point where anything that carries the mindvirus spores is getting VERY bluntly rebutted- and that starts first in ME, I am working spiritual and energetic aikido internally almost constantly, hacking (in the geek, not JTHM, fashion) my own mind and energy in a full time focus of dealing with the mindvirus in any way it attempts to manifest in me. It can be exhausting and physically distressing AND if I'm prepared to kick my *own* butt this hard, why would I put up with agents for the virus trying to slip me some in my tea?

My personal experience at the moment is that I'm reconnecting VERY deeply with my Sui Generis *and* that which Created me, I'm getting constant level up after level up in both congruence and the ability to embody what I'm 'seeing' (and 'seeing' is a fully embodied process on every level of physical and energetic incarnation/Being, it's not an 'eyes in my head' thing) so I feel like evolution presented itself to me in a line and I took a gigantic snort. I don't actually do drugs physically, I don't have to- the idea of being on a psychotrippic (hehe) drug while I'm in the spaces I go to= worlds of unfun, so I stick to being flung all around the 'Verse in esoteric body and spending a great portion of my life with a large part of me in other realms. :D I'm used to doing evolution at a fairly breakneck speed anyway (at least that's how my way of approaching it has been described to me by others) *and* even I'm surprised at what's happening energetically. Some mornings I wake up and am surprised to still see this human looking form blinking back at me n the mirror.

Unless, of course, you were merely referring to my ability to get dramatic and intense about some things in a slightly Withnail and I fashion, in reply to which suggestion I shall lift my book in front of my face in a pointed manner and comment distractedly that I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about ... :D

[Heyoka_11]

Glad you enjoyed it PL!

Be careful though..................


I guess I'd be a yabbo magician if I lived down under!

That's yobbo, not yabbo!


When he threw the woman in there with the beer, I almost choked.

What else does a bloke need in his esky (icebox for you septics)?

[CD7]

A couple of them ... and I reckon I would possibly do something silly, like nick a ship called the Heart of Gold. Who knows what might happen after that!

Zaphod


Here's a reply back up from the abyss!!! Gone off this thing for a couple days and MOUNDS of posts! Alright you pubbies, so many of you like to have fun!




Good gravy ur a light weight!!!! :bounce:

I meant the pan galactic gargle blasters, not the chocolate wine! (Is chocolate wine a real thing? I am intrigued!)

B

Here's a reply back up from the abyss!!! Gone off this thing for a couple days and MOUNDS of posts to shuffle through! Alright you pubbies, so many of you like to have fun!!


YES..chocolate wine is real!...'Desiree' is the best one. u want to impress a sweetie this is what u get when u go fishin! :fish2: What better duo for the girlz then chocolate and wine <3

[Calz]

Aw c'mon OP maker from Oz ... that's a croc of dundee!!! :croc:


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*burst of laughter* Oh, only an Aussie would understand why that is bizarre- it's like saying that we say 'throw a shrimp on the barbie'! Of course we don't say that! They're prawns for a start, and why on earth would I want to throw a prawn on a plastic doll? Especially on a regular basis?

Mystifying...


What nuggetry is this???

Hoodwinked I have been???

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Blame it all I do on the Dark Side ...

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[Calz]

anotherbob, you out did yourself with the cats in the bar with the cow in the background. If this thread makes a sticky (here or somewhere less public) I believe that picture will be a deciding factor.

Someone needs to make sure Paul sees it.

might have to tie him down . . .






http://i44.tinypic.com/34zc0er.gif


:yo:


Indeed ... in a fit of image envy shamefully all I could do was hit the "thank you" button. :tsk:

As for :cow: ...


See what I can do I will ...

Hard to catch up with he is ... :help:



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Ah ... at last ... bringing him in now :bolt:


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[Calz]

ok, that ostrich one is just disturbing on so many levels. Well done!

happy to oblige. . .

http://i43.tinypic.com/t7bpf4.gif


Head in the sand I must place ...



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[another bob]

Indeed ... in a fit of image envy shamefully all I could do was hit the "thank you" button. :tsk


Have a beer, Av . . .

http://i39.tinypic.com/29qcbhf.gif





As for :cow: ...


http://i40.tinypic.com/2rcxso7.jpg



and then, from the philosophy corner of the barnyard:


http://i43.tinypic.com/jzfnu8.gif

[another bob]

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OK, how about Shatner comin' at ya . . .

http://i43.tinypic.com/2n7lfsk.gif

:yo:

[another bob]

How about the effect of all these solar flares on the pub . . .

http://i43.tinypic.com/rub7fd.gif


:yo:

[Calz]

Indeed ... in a fit of image envy shamefully all I could do was hit the "thank you" button. :tsk


Have a beer, Av . . .

http://i39.tinypic.com/29qcbhf.gif





As for :cow: ...


http://i40.tinypic.com/2rcxso7.jpg



and then, from the philosophy corner of the barnyard:


http://i43.tinypic.com/jzfnu8.gif


Sounds refreshing but at work so no can do ...


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How about the effect of all these solar flares on the pub . . .

Agreed ... and why I never go anywhere with wearing one of these little babies :tinfoil3:

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[Calz]

14659

OK, how about Shatner comin' at ya . . .

http://i43.tinypic.com/2n7lfsk.gif

:yo:

Fascinating ...

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[another bob]

Sounds refreshing but at work so no can do ...

There's work, and then there's work . . .

http://i39.tinypic.com/2po1dsk.gif




why I never go anywhere with wearing one of these little babies


http://i43.tinypic.com/3446r5z.gif



And for our ufo enthusiasts. . .

http://i39.tinypic.com/14v7te.gif

:yo:

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Fascinating ...



http://i43.tinypic.com/2462kac.gif


:yo:

[another bob]

Hard to catch up with he is ... :help:

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http://i40.tinypic.com/14o4w7l.gif




[B][SIZE="4"]Ah ... at last ... bringing him in now

http://i43.tinypic.com/16bys74.gif

:yo:

[onawah]

I wasn't going to post this because I thought it was in such poor taste, but what the h***, in Australia it probably would be rated PG.
(And I was the one who warned y'all about getting too profane...)
But with all this focus on boobs and cows, it really fits right in, with the added plus of being ET oriented--it even has a flying saucer!

(Though I will probably get banned for this... :ban: :peep: :behindsofa: :nono: )

Oh well, here goes anyway... (remember, I warned you...!)


mH1aiWHaJhc

[Calz]

I was wondering how could it be that we have not gathered more regular Pub patrons ... and it dawned on me we are too far off the beaten path here at the End of the Universe.

I suggest we book a steady and reliable shuttle service to ferry Avalonians back and forth. Hans Solo is a little too reckless (but entertaining for those seeking a thrill ride).

What about this one I found in the yellow pages???


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[onawah]

Some of us have fear-of-flying though, you know, Calz.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/funny-pictures-cat-sees-ufo.jpg

We may actually have to go to teleportation...

http://http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/funny-pictures-cat-is-ready-for-teleportation.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/funny-pictures-cat-is-ready-for-teleportation.jpg

[Calz]

Some of us have fear-of-flying though, you know, Calz.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/funny-pictures-cat-sees-ufo.jpg

We may actually have to go to teleportation...

http://http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/funny-pictures-cat-is-ready-for-teleportation.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/funny-pictures-cat-is-ready-for-teleportation.jpg


That would work great *coming* here ... but what about our well greased patrons on the "jump" back???


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[Calz]

Where there is a will ... there is a way.

Here we can see one of our most dedicated and "take charge" patrons leaves nothing to chance when it comes to "Miller Time" at the End of the Universe ...


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[Heyoka_11]

in Australia it probably would be rated PG.........................with the added plus of being ET oriented--it even has a flying saucer!

Well done Natalie; top vid, though definitely general exhibition down here (they were fake after all).

Anyway, it was the flying saucer scene that really did it for me, not the falsies!

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[songsfortheotherkind]

well I was all ready to come here and have an intellectual rant about exciting and evolutionary things that happened to me today-

and then the Pub happened!!

Seriously, what does this say about the kind of individual that would create such an establishment? If one's character is demonstrated by the company that one keeps, I wonder what that says about us all?

Ah, yon motley crew!
Evolutionary glitch
Down the twisted path...

heh heh heh...

[pyrangello]

So as Pyrangello walks in the pub he sits down and proceeds to have a guiness, Ah yes my last name use to begin with an "O" and me grandpa was a true irishman but as many things change here in the states the "O" got lost some from here to there. So here in Michigan we have a saying about the beings that live here, if your from the detroit area or lower michigan your considered a "flatlander", if you live in the northern lower below the mackinaw bridge that connects the upper and lower penninsula your considered a" troll" living under the bridge and if you happen to be so lucky to live in the upper peninsula your considered to be a "Yooper".

If you'd like a very entertaining movie hour for the pub we could rent "Escanaba N da moonlight" . Its a plot about the annual deer camp in da Yooper/upper peninsula . Deer camp really is about a group of guys every year all around the state that create this man cave where adult beverages are included. They say it's about hunting but we really know what it's about . The movie plot thickens as one of da Yoopers has to take a pee and didn't want to go ouytside so he aims for the empty mason jar, later that evening another da Yooper was thirty and happens to consume the recycled beer and oh the dreams start as he goes back to bed. Ah yes the life of deer camp.

As for the AC/DC band , my good friend who I could get to come to the PUB too is very good friends with the members , I'm sure we could arrange something here , get me another guiness please and a shot of whiskey too boot!

[Calz]

Looks like this is gonna be a bit rowdier of a pub than I expected ...

*rolls up sleeves* and throws light saber down to the ground ...

AC/DC??? ... I can do that ...

cLCKSPFrkJQ


... as for *another bob* :doh: all I can say is

"Where does he get those wonderful toys???"


T5DuIiBNl4g

[onawah]

I just had a lucid dream in which my astral body was beamed up to a Mothership from Beeblebrox, where all was revealed to me

Regarding the derivation of the word “ROPTURE”,

a mistranslation of the original term “WORPTURE”,

from the Biblical prophecy concerning the End Times.

Transmitted by a race of compassionate, concerned time traveling Extra Dimensionals,

but incorrectly channeled by a faultily programmed AI named Greg Giles


The Pub at the End of the Universe, being a flying saucer that looks exactly like

the Seattle Space Needle, (only without the Needle of course)...

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS30XcEM8unZZuu-Hd6EHfb2Dlmy931RI1KvAHSzF3FtDE-uJ7L

Has panoramic windows all around,

And as it travels at warp speed through the Multiverse,

the reveling, inebriated passengers, while viewing the dizzying spectacle outside the surrounding windows,

Become convinced that they have Ascended to a 6th Dimensional semi-immaterial state

In which they are capable of endlessly consuming mass quantities of Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, Beetlebrox beer and other intergalactic entheogenic and alcoholic beverages,

Without any ill effects whatsoever.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/77/pics/77nconeheads6.jpg


This is the delusionary state known as “WORPTURE”, which the EDs attempted to warn Earthlings against!!


Being in actuality, a completely illusory and temporary state, the distressing and long-lasting effects of the ensuing hangover can scarcely be imagined.

Symptoms include a permanently warped sense of humor

http://heartymagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/absolutely-fabulous-20th-anniversary-12.jpg

And a complete loss of any sense of direction

As witnessed in this unfortunate individual previously seen circling endlessly in a parking lot...

Though he has escaped the parking lot, he is convinced he is on his way to the Seattle Space Needle,

To embark on the next scheduled intergalactic flight of the Pub at the End of the Universe...

But he has actually never left Portland...


http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/sci-fi-fantasy-star-wars-darth-vader-visits-portland.gif

[CD7]

Oh god yoda! You've done well..cracking me up! Light saber you still have..u do!

[Calz]

Clearly an imposter this is!!! :laser:

Disinfo agent of the Dark Side it is!!!

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[Borden]

Right. I haven't been in here for a day or so, and it's come to my attention that this thread is falling short of the military precision I expect.

25Qhbdijv5Y

Sergeant Major Borden

[Calz]

Well our enchanting caretakeress of the Pub has certainly brought [head]lights upon some aspects of the whole picture ...

Butt you know there must be balance.

... so from yet *another bob* [where do these bo[o]bs keep popping up from???]


x-K-dgZneR4

[Calz]

Perhaps we need to bring this closer to home ... in a Galaxy near[er] you???

z_QyYMxn_rg

[Calz]

well I was all ready to come here and have an intellectual rant about exciting and evolutionary things that happened to me today-




tick ... tick ... tick :clock:


Rather big buildup for a cut and run there oh OP mistress?


Intellectual rants are good (at least better than those from blithering idiots).


Is there a story here to be shared or have us heathen sexo/alco holics driven you away already???

Me thinks not (and I won't prove that I am a male or my wifee may take away that option in the future :shocked: )


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The boundaries seem to have been laid and it would appear we are all quite accepting and forgiving.

Anything (else) to get off your chest??? :whistle:

[Borden]

Perhaps we should start talking about more serious things ... but in the meantime, I just have to post this.

If you are a Withnail fan and a Star Wars fan and you haven't seen this ... you must!

Pmxra03b1nQ

Darth Borden

[Calz]

... and now for something completely different (and I ain't even Monty Python).

For this thread to survive we need to have elements beyond drunken debauchery (although that has certain appeal).

I love the frolic here ... I have missed it.

We need to maintain a comfort zone for all who venture here.

Not everyone has the same taste in humor (or anything else for that matter).


I suggest we offer meaningful music into the thread to parallel humor as an integral portion of what is most meaningful and admirable in humanity.


So ... step back I am to be presenting one such token ...


oJLhO5bE7-U


[if no one hears what is suggested in this song then I have a heavy heart for us all]

[the jokes are meaningless ... without love ... with arms wide open]

[WhiteFeather]

Before i sit down and order a round of drinks for you delightful and yet strange peeps, you must first answer 3 questions.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV0tCphFMr8&feature=related

[Calz]

My name is Yoda Smurf

My quest is share my meager portions of what I have gleaned with my fellow Avalonians.

My favorite color is ...


ha


can't catch me cuz I am the ginger bread man :bolt:



I do love a test though ... and you my fair colored winged sage?


What is your purpose in exposing such truths to meer drunkards and peasants??

Speak quickly ... we have little time for memory.


... ummm


what would be your name again???

[onawah]

Calz, though i appreciate your sentiments
(I don't even drink, to be perfectly honest, and haven't debauched in more years than I care to admit, though I still have fond memories),
It's the humorous aspect of this thread that I find so refreshing.
So I hope we can maintain that element above all else.
Though low humor such as raunch and drunken antics are not required, as far as I am concerned.

But Conspiracy Theory, as we all know, can get waaa---aa--aa---aaayyyyy too SERIOUS!!
It's so easy to lose perspective, not to mention our sense of humor...


http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/tumblr_lvtn5stoav1qap9q7o1_500.gif

We don't want to go there...after all, we've already seen what happened to Santa after he lost his...

http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt81/sakasvattaja/tomterenar3.jpg


... and now for something completely different (and I ain't even Monty Python).

For this thread to survive we need to have elements beyond drunken debauchery (although that has certain appeal).

I love the frolic here ... I have missed it.

We need to maintain a comfort zone for all who venture here.

Not everyone has the same taste in humor (or anything else for that matter).


I suggest we offer meaningful music into the thread to parallel humor as an integral portion of what is most meaningful and admirable in humanity.


So ... step back I am to be presenting one such token ...


oJLhO5bE7-U

[another bob]

But Conspiracy Theory, as we all know, can get waaa---aa--aa---aaayyyyy too SERIOUS!!
It's so easy to lose perspective, not to mention our sense of humor...


http://i42.tinypic.com/11qlt13.jpg

:yo:

[Calz]

Calz, though i appreciate your sentiments
(I don't even drink, to be perfectly honest, and haven't debauched in more years than I care to admit, though I still have fond memories),
It's the humorous aspect of this thread that I find so refreshing.
So I hope we can maintain that element above all else.
Though low humor such as raunch and drunken antics are not required, as far as I am concerned.

But Conspiracy Theory, as we all know, can get waaa---aa--aa---aaayyyyy too SERIOUS!!
It's so easy to lose perspective, not to mention our sense of humor...


http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/tumblr_lvtn5stoav1qap9q7o1_500.gif

We don't want to go there...after all, we've already seen what happened to Santa after he lost his...

http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt81/sakasvattaja/tomterenar3.jpg


... and now for something completely different (and I ain't even Monty Python).

For this thread to survive we need to have elements beyond drunken debauchery (although that has certain appeal).

I love the frolic here ... I have missed it.

We need to maintain a comfort zone for all who venture here.

Not everyone has the same taste in humor (or anything else for that matter).


I suggest we offer meaningful music into the thread to parallel humor as an integral portion of what is most meaningful and admirable in humanity.


So ... step back I am to be presenting one such token ...


oJLhO5bE7-U


Drinking and debaucery aside ... and humor above all else we agree.


I offered a song that is full of love for our children.

You lost me on how that is so terribly serious or conspiritorial. Sorry.


I don't think you meant it that way ... so I suggest we have Merc Retro or otherwise?


I will not suggest anything further because I have seen in so many of your posts you have a "lighter side" perspective.

... and that is a good thing :)

Cal

[another bob]

Pub News:


http://i41.tinypic.com/35ix2f6.gif

[songsfortheotherkind]

Hey, I was sleeping *sniffs indignantly* didn't you see me? Perhaps you've failed to notice that I have redecorated my booth...

http://www.haremnights.co.uk/arabian_nighjts_large_wedding_tent.jpg

I was feeling exotic. :D

My creativity of course extends to having built into the PUB the Automatic Readjusting Sensory Enhancer, wherein one can program one's personal booth decore to suit the moment and mood, thus ensuring a perfect environmental reflection of the space one is in and allowing approaching victims-ah, potential new associates- to gauge the possible kinds of interaction available with the current booth occupier. Thus, if one approaches a booth whose interior is decorated in themes such as this one-
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnewy6p3G1r22frvo1_400.jpg it's a fair bet that one can expect a very different experience from one decorated like so-
http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/18/4317983dbbfb4fd79e6d8039174dade0/l.jpg
Please be advised that, should one decide to enter a booth decorated in the style of the latter, the Pub has a policy of encouraging absolute personal responsibility in all matters so don't come whining to us if you feel permanently traumatised by the experience and perhaps you'll think twice next time.

Please fee free to preface your Publy interactions with a description of the mood you are in, we encourage all forms of artistic expression here. *benign smile*

*pause*

Perhaps, of course, with the exception of a certain holiday special, the creators of which are being hunted by several hostile interstellar bountyhunters and an even more frightening ex-wife...

[RunningDeer]

Hey, I was sleeping
Hello songsfortheotherkind,......................................................:car:

I stopped by for a quick hello because I heard wings flapping pass my ear. And I know it wasn't my usual hummingbird friends. That's when I thought of you. A quick hello and then I'm stepping out again because I can't read as fast as you type. Your mind is nectar while mine clover honey. Though, you were in my thoughts, sweet songsfortheotherkind.

[songsfortheotherkind]

(I don't even drink, to be perfectly honest,

The joy of it is, in this world on my side of the screen, I rarely drink, I don't take drugs (because my brain/physiology levels have higher than normal DMT levels as it is and I have learned that to mess with that balance is worrrrrrlds of blah), I don't debau- uh, no, that's not true, I *do* do that (for a given definition of debauch, that is), I'm a mostly raw food vegan who fools around with binaural beat and brainwave entraining, remote viewing, OOBE's and whatever dimensional/mind bending tomfoolery I can get into. I also constantly hear, see and interact with things and Beings that others can't, including having telepathic conversations with other Beings while conversing with physical ones in front of me, which often results in me suddenly cracking up laughing because the unseen Being has just said something incredibly funny, leaving the physical Being staring at me as if I'd just grown a pineapple out of the top of my head (if they don't know me well enough to know what's going on) and those that *do* know me ask about the pineapple.

None of us here are what we seem, that's what's happening- personally I'm feeling into the space so that I can begin calling the different elements of my Selves into Being, create an environment where I can have *those* kinds of conversations, the ones that I can't actually have much of in my physical life (or at least not with the richness of diversity that I'm part of here)- that's what I'm personally creating, an environment where there is no difference between getting into the music one way-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXO-jKksQkM

or getting into it in another-


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1A_Olic4uw&feature=related (because, after all, shuffling was invented in Australia, heh heh )

and then depending on how I'm feeling...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh-0etwy_ro&feature=related

today I'm
http://ladybohemia.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/zena-holloway-5.jpg?w=500&h=670 with a dash of cyberpunk (because I'm never any one thing completely) :D

And I'm up for exploring all deep and meaningful, which takes time to actually create- as soon as I get used to the new video editing software I'll be going all D&M with videos instead of typing, which will be fun for me.

The point of all this is that I love and appreciate the diversity here- I'm currently writing while listening to binaural beat/solfeggio tone music designed to resonate the heart chakra- I appreciate the possibilities that are arising for me here, where I don't have to censure myself because someone else might not like it (and I'm not saying that you were doing anything of the sort, far from it), I am discovering the joy of Sui Generis, how if someone posts something that sporks my brain I can just choose something else. *laughing* This isn't something I find happening in the world outside the Pub, the forum seems to have piranha in it and I don't always feel like wearing my diamond skin. :D


Though low humor such as raunch and drunken antics are not required, as far as I am concerned. low and high are subjective values- here in this 'Verse one individual's low humour is another's absolute genius, so *shrugs, grinning* I've my preferences for things too *and* if the hilarity is getting a little debauched for my liking I'll post something that suits me better. We can get a subconversation going on, there's always others about. :D


But Conspiracy Theory, as we all know, can get waaa---aa--aa---aaayyyyy too SERIOUS!!
It's so easy to lose perspective, not to mention our sense of humor... Exactly why I opened the Pub- have you SEEN some of the stuff out there??? *points outside the doors, shuddering* I like my evolution with joy and laughter, that's for sure.

Thanks so much for sharing your perspective, it allowed me to get clear on some more things that I love today. :D

Peace and evolution, the interesting kind, to us all. *bounce*

[songsfortheotherkind]

Before i sit down and order a round of drinks for you delightful and yet strange peeps, you must first answer 3 questions.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH- I was going to respond to this without watching the vid *with quotes from this Monty Python sketch*!!!! So awesome!

It also raises interesting points regarding the kind of Beings that are attracted to this establishment, heh heh heh...

[Borden]

Binaural beats, remote viewing and OOBEs, eh? Right up my street.

There's a potentially fun and interesting idea on the tip of my mind ... either something will coalesce and I'll suggest it, or I'll just post another silly clip.

[onawah]

Definitely a Mercury Retro thing, Calz.
No criticism was intended whatsoever.

I am an avid child and animal and music lover myself, also a sometimes vegan, full time vegetarian, non drugger, and am definitely a Lightworker and always have been.
Perhaps I was just responding to a collective unconscious uncertainty about where this thread might go from here

And thankfully, our wonderful Original Poster has now provided us with some guidance and guidelines,
Which have cleared the air and lightened the mood like a fresh Spring breeze...
I agree that low humor can be as funny as highbrow--variety and contrast are two of the things that make life pleasurable here in 3D, after all.
But kindness is a virtue the value of which no one can dispute, and along with humor, my hope is that this thread will continue to feature unremitting kindness for each other.
Which is right up there in importance along with joy and laughter

And is one of the main features of another ongoing thread, What's Happening Here and Now
I hope this thread is at least as long-lived as that one has been
As both are contributing something balancing, fresh and original to Avalon

Though jests may sometimes come with a few little barbs, I will trust we all here know all barbs are meant in the kindest spirit possible....

:blabla: Speech over



Calz, though i appreciate your sentiments
(I don't even drink, to be perfectly honest, and haven't debauched in more years than I care to admit, though I still have fond memories),
It's the humorous aspect of this thread that I find so refreshing.
So I hope we can maintain that element above all else.
Though low humor such as raunch and drunken antics are not required, as far as I am concerned.

But Conspiracy Theory, as we all know, can get waaa---aa--aa---aaayyyyy too SERIOUS!!
It's so easy to lose perspective, not to mention our sense of humor...


http://chzsetphaserstolol.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/tumblr_lvtn5stoav1qap9q7o1_500.gif

We don't want to go there...after all, we've already seen what happened to Santa after he lost his...

http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt81/sakasvattaja/tomterenar3.jpg


... and now for something completely different (and I ain't even Monty Python).

For this thread to survive we need to have elements beyond drunken debauchery (although that has certain appeal).

I love the frolic here ... I have missed it.

We need to maintain a comfort zone for all who venture here.

Not everyone has the same taste in humor (or anything else for that matter).


I suggest we offer meaningful music into the thread to parallel humor as an integral portion of what is most meaningful and admirable in humanity.


So ... step back I am to be presenting one such token ...


oJLhO5bE7-U


Drinking and debaucery aside ... and humor above all else we agree.


I offered a song that is full of love for our children.

You lost me on how that is so terribly serious or conspiritorial. Sorry.


I don't think you meant it that way ... so I suggest we have Merc Retro or otherwise?


I will not suggest anything further because I have seen in so many of your posts you have a "lighter side" perspective.

... and that is a good thing :)

Cal

[onawah]

Wow, that is one masterful belly dancer, SFTOK. Thanks.
I've seen a few, since I used to take classes with this lady, who was a good friend of mine:

uPJQwlCJ3X8

http://www.youkta.org/page/about.html

(click on "click here" in the top left hand corner of the page above for slide show

Youkta died a couple of years ago, and is sorely missed, but she brought a lot of magic to a lot of lives.
She was also a Yoga teacher who studied with Iyengar in India for a year
And a live foods pioneer, along with her husband, Viktoras Kulvinskas.

I love to dance too...and there is nothing in the world like sacred belly dance.

[songsfortheotherkind]

Binaural beats, remote viewing and OOBEs, eh? Right up my street.

There's a potentially fun and interesting idea on the tip of my mind ... either something will coalesce and I'll suggest it, or I'll just post another silly clip.

*waits in her revamped booth to discover which way Borden will jump*

I'm wanting to get more experienced with all of these things actually- I'm good at doing some of them, and haven't been able to do anything with another Being since childhood- my second sister used to tell the story of how she watched my Self and my first sister fly out of the window together when we were small, she'd talk about how she would beg to come with us but we wouldn't let her. I can no longer remember where we would go together; I do know that we often used to 'dream' in tandem, we'd talk about our dream adventures as a shared reality. It used to freak our mother right out, unless she was getting good press from our abilities. :P

Wouldn't it be awesomely awesome to get the whole thing down spiffily enough to be able to all actually *meet* at the Pub? That would be so much fun- set the Pub up as an interdimensional meeting place and utilise the intelligence of Beings from all over the shop in such a way that we all get to feedback the information with a Sui Generis perspective.

Oh yes, that thought just gave me my happygasm for the hour! *THAT* is what I'm after, that sort of scope! Booyah. *laughing*

[another bob]

Wouldn't it be awesomely awesome to get the whole thing down spiffily enough to be able to all actually *meet* at the Pub? That would be so much fun- set the Pub up as an interdimensional meeting place and utilise the intelligence of Beings from all over the shop in such a way that we all get to feedback the information with a Sui Generis perspective.

This gathering here is no accident, and in fact many of us are meeting regularly, but few remember, and those who might, usually forget upon awakening, chalking it up a wierd dream, perhaps. This forum is more like the tip of the iceberg, that part we see here is just a fraction of our interrelationship. Really, this web of communion extends out in all directions, like Indra's Net, with each of us a fractal reflecting the others.

Sri Aurobindo wrote:

What then was the commencement of the whole matter? Existence that multiplied itself for sheer delight of being and plunged into numberless trillions of forms so that it might find itself innumerably.

And what is the middle? Division that strives towards a multiple unity, ignorance that labours towards a flood of varied light, pain that travails towards the touch of an unimaginable ecstasy. For all these things are dark figures and perverse vibrations.

And what is the end of the whole matter? As if honey could taste itself and all its drops together and all its drops could taste each other and each the whole honeycomb as itself, so should the end be with God and the soul of man and the universe.

:yo:

[songsfortheotherkind]

Great Green Arkleseizures, clearly it's time for some revolution!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qbAozUJuidk/TRQgdbwuQ7I/AAAAAAAABm4/rSjD20oo-_k/s400/Beatniks_Unite.jpg

I'm sure with a bit of incentive we can beat the numbers on this headline!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DEwpYSD3wN4/TGClmT6xT_I/AAAAAAAADrY/DesGuSnLYSQ/s400/Doc_3000_beatniks_riot_thumb.jpeg

I've been having some cosmically spirit expanding level ups in the past 48 hours- anyone been experiencing greater than usual activity in terms of their own evolutionary path? I'm curious to discover if this is just another one of my ever increasing cycle phases or if it's something that is being felt within the circle of evolutionaries I'm currently hanging with.

I will write about it more within the next 24 hours, I'm off soon to have a three hour aromatherapy body work session and I don't know if I'll feel like writing when I get home, although I do have a monster (as in large, not about monsters) post to upload from my other computer. I'm not absenting myself from the space, I'm actually wanting to contribute some meaningful stuff here in between posting amusing pics and videos of dancers I like. :D Although there's always room for some XKCD style...

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/grownups.png

and a lesson in why for some Beings, evolution is impossible

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pickup_artist.png

and lastly, a haiku- of course

this mystical space
sublime evolution is
written in water

[songsfortheotherkind]

Wouldn't it be awesomely awesome to get the whole thing down spiffily enough to be able to all actually *meet* at the Pub? That would be so much fun- set the Pub up as an interdimensional meeting place and utilise the intelligence of Beings from all over the shop in such a way that we all get to feedback the information with a Sui Generis perspective.

This gathering here is no accident, and in fact many of us are meeting regularly, but few remember, and those who might, usually forget upon awakening, chalking it up a wierd dream, perhaps. This forum is more like the tip of the iceberg, that part we see here is just a fraction of our interrelationship. Really, this web of communion extends out in all directions, like Indra's Net, with each of us a fractal reflecting the others.

Sri Aurobindo wrote:

What then was the commencement of the whole matter? Existence that multiplied itself for sheer delight of being and plunged into numberless trillions of forms so that it might find itself innumerably.

And what is the middle? Division that strives towards a multiple unity, ignorance that labours towards a flood of varied light, pain that travails towards the touch of an unimaginable ecstasy. For all these things are dark figures and perverse vibrations.

And what is the end of the whole matter? As if honey could taste itself and all its drops together and all its drops could taste each other and each the whole honeycomb as itself, so should the end be with God and the soul of man and the universe.

:yo:

"This gathering here is no accident-" Brilliant, brilliant point with regards our connections and I utterly agree- for my Self, I'd love to get things to a level where we have more of the consciousness aspect available to do more interesting things with. I am absolutely convinced- especially with the way things have been simply powering up in my own experience these past 48 hours, even for the generally ferocious speed my evolution works- that something big is shifting in my world and that the connections that I'm making with individuals has something to do with it.

*bounces* I'm very squee about it all, to be honest, and find that there simply isn't enough time in the day for me to do all the writing, creating, parenting, playing, gardening, dancing, meditating, brainwave and body evolution, bonking, eating, floating, dreaming, art, learning and other stuff that I want to be doing! It's amazing to be here, that's for sure... :D

[onawah]

I'm SOOO in agreement with all this.
Also very pressed for time, unfortunately (sigh)...

But aside from the fact that Spring is burgeoning up here in the ancient Ozarks in full, splendiferous glory, and about a month early no less,
with daffodils, forsythia, dogwood, redbuds, etc. making lovely, delicate pools of unashamed, alluring color
all over the charming little Victorian town I live in,
I am also definitely feeling huge downloads of energy coming up through the Earth and from within and from all around...
With Gaia doing this fabulous earth quaking, all-over shimmy that's she's doing now,
Sol sending us huge, upgrading blasts of warm solar LOVE,
ETs & EDs popping in and out of our reality/space like jack in the boxes,
How could I not feel like we are on a huge, upsurging cosmic roll?

Alas, I have to go to bed (and pray that I can sleep), but will be back tomorrow to share more.
I don't want to close my eyes because there's so much to do and be,
and that's unusual for me, for I love the Dreamtime,
But the world and this thread are opening up into whole new dimensions of possibility.
Yes!!!
It's 2012, FINALLY, for Goddess sake!
It's a whole new beginning!

[InCiDeR]

I want one of what this guy had:

73SYAhYy2gs

[Borden]

Binaural beats, remote viewing and OOBEs, eh? Right up my street.

There's a potentially fun and interesting idea on the tip of my mind ... either something will coalesce and I'll suggest it, or I'll just post another silly clip.

*waits in her revamped booth to discover which way Borden will jump*

I'm wanting to get more experienced with all of these things actually- I'm good at doing some of them, and haven't been able to do anything with another Being since childhood- my second sister used to tell the story of how she watched my Self and my first sister fly out of the window together when we were small, she'd talk about how she would beg to come with us but we wouldn't let her. I can no longer remember where we would go together; I do know that we often used to 'dream' in tandem, we'd talk about our dream adventures as a shared reality. It used to freak our mother right out, unless she was getting good press from our abilities. :P

Wouldn't it be awesomely awesome to get the whole thing down spiffily enough to be able to all actually *meet* at the Pub? That would be so much fun- set the Pub up as an interdimensional meeting place and utilise the intelligence of Beings from all over the shop in such a way that we all get to feedback the information with a Sui Generis perspective.

Oh yes, that thought just gave me my happygasm for the hour! *THAT* is what I'm after, that sort of scope! Booyah. *laughing*

Well I'm up for that.

How about if we all use that picture of your revamped booth in post 227? Looks like a groovy place to me. The top picture.

We might have the odd dream whose setting resembles that place ... we might have an occasional dream encounter with someone who seems strangely familiar.

I have always wanted to try something like this with like-minded people, but never really had the opportunity. My younger brother has done some astral adventuring in his time too, and we've encountered each other once or twice ... out here, in there ... however you want to describe it - but never fully lucidly together. He's not a member of the forum, but I vote we can bring a guest to the etheric booth if we vouch for them.

If interested parties focus on the look and feel of that booth in the picture, then perhaps we could create it, and bit by bit, reinforce it. I know to some this will sound crazy, but that's quite all right.

If you get there, and you see anyone else ... communicate something, anything, and then scoot back into your bod and tell us all what happened. Fair enough? That's how to get the etheric snowball rolling, I reckon.

I will be the idiot wearing sunglasses indoors and standing statuesquely to one side in my long black coat. If I see anyone arrive in a black suit, sunglasses and a wire plugged into his ear ... kung fu may kick off.

Thomas Borden Anderson

[Calz]

Well I'm up for that.

How about if we all use that picture of your revamped booth in post 227? Looks like a groovy place to me. The top picture.

We might have the odd dream whose setting resembles that place ... we might have an occasional dream encounter with someone who seems strangely familiar.




Sounds good.

Let's all meet there.

Here are the paths (depending on which part of Universe you are traveling from of course) ...


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[onawah]

That guy does indeed have an infectious belly laugh.
What was up with the levitating goat?
Very mysterious!
I got a sense that there was a UFO hovering above, just having a laugh and playing a game with the guy and the goat.
Wouldn't that be crazy wonderful if it was true?

I know we all do a lot of traveling when asleep, but the real trick is to remember what you were doing when you wake up, and I don't often remember, unfortunately.
But I have had a few experiences, and they were awesome.
When I lived in the SF Bay Area, California, I used to go to classes at the Berkeley Psychic Institute.
People there were always talking about "Night School", but what they actually were referring to was classes on the astral at night when everyone was asleep.
I went to one that I can remember, and it was amazing to interact consciously with people from the class, while we were all actually asleep.

A similar experience was an exercise that a bunch of women friends did together.
We all belonged to the same women's group that met every month.
We decided to see if we could all be part of a common dream.
Then we would report back what we remembered at the next meeting.
It was wild!
As it turned out, everybody had just a piece of the dream, but we all saw it taking place in the same space and there was a common theme.
When we put the pieces together and added it all up, it told an amazing story and there was an important lesson in it for all of us about an issue we had been discussing as a group.
In short, the common issue we had was resolved in the dream.

I like the vast tent-like space very much and the pathways leading to it.
The tent reminds me of the dance studio where we had belly dance class with Youkta.
She had made it seem like a tent by draping multi-colored silken veils to cover the ceiling and walls.
And there were big, plush floor cushions around the edge of the room to sit on when we weren't dancing.
With soft lighting, hanging plants, incense and always the most gorgeous, sensual music.
We also did yoga in that room, and the energy was so uplifting, you could feel it acting on you the moment you walked in.
Let's have a dance party in our new Oasis...!
I think we should invite a lot of belly dancers to come too, and perform for us.
I always loved this song, done so very tongue in cheek..
s6lJ7NWxDws



I want one of what this guy had:

73SYAhYy2gs

[another bob]

Meeting each other in the dream:

http://i39.tinypic.com/20f45ev.gif


:yo:

[Pagan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gipb-w2ZQGM

[Calz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gipb-w2ZQGM

:yo:

gipb-w2ZQGM

[Heyoka_11]

Oh, and Hokey Heyokie, I really meant all that leading up to the 9th of Nov.

Hey PL Coyote,

As my visits to the pub are, at the moment, somewhat spasmodic, I totally missed your post of three days ago.

Your generosity of spirit and willingess to assist were much appreciated in what was an extremely frustrating episode. I never once doubted your sinsereity, bearing in mind that it was me that decided to stop posting for a while.

Thanks mate.

Now, back to the silliness!

[songsfortheotherkind]

Well I'm up for that.

How about if we all use that picture of your revamped booth in post 227? Looks like a groovy place to me. The top picture.

We might have the odd dream whose setting resembles that place ... we might have an occasional dream encounter with someone who seems strangely familiar.

I have always wanted to try something like this with like-minded people, but never really had the opportunity. My younger brother has done some astral adventuring in his time too, and we've encountered each other once or twice ... out here, in there ... however you want to describe it - but never fully lucidly together. He's not a member of the forum, but I vote we can bring a guest to the etheric booth if we vouch for them.

If interested parties focus on the look and feel of that booth in the picture, then perhaps we could create it, and bit by bit, reinforce it. I know to some this will sound crazy, but that's quite all right.

If you get there, and you see anyone else ... communicate something, anything, and then scoot back into your bod and tell us all what happened. Fair enough? That's how to get the etheric snowball rolling, I reckon.

I will be the idiot wearing sunglasses indoors and standing statuesquely to one side in my long black coat. If I see anyone arrive in a black suit, sunglasses and a wire plugged into his ear ... kung fu may kick off.

Thomas Borden Anderson

Kung fu? That's the bit that did it for me, I'm *so* there. :D Ok, so it's on for those that want to start playing in this space. *breakout Melbourne shuffling moment*

General comments: I'm going to move the picture of the space to a separate file and start playing around with sensory exercises to get the 'feel' of it more- I'm really really big on scent so I burn pure frankincense oil here, as well as things like clove, bergamot, may chang, a tiny bit of myrhh, all oils, I don't like the smoke of incense sticks. There are also pots of my favorite flowers, all scented, so the scents move around the place, swirling and shifting. This is how I do things in real life too, scent is huge for me so be aware, I react badly to chemical perfumes and individuals drenched in 'deodourants'- you know how paradigmers have this thing for loading their bodies with chemical scent to the point where it's difficult to breathe well if you're within 10 feet of them? That sort of thing will make me disappear- find a real oil (not the chemical kind) that you like and associate that with the space, it helps. :D Some parts of the space appear scent free, so don't be surprised if suddenly all the smells disappear, it just means you're in the presence of a Being that doesn't do scent that heavily. Take your time if this happens, because there are amazingly subtle things going on with that...

I've been meditating on this idea this morning and I've already had positive expressions of support from quite a few of my Other connections- they are keen to use this as a meeting place with a view to expanding the Field of communication and exchange, so be aware that there are a majority of non-humans in any space I hang out in. This isn't you specific, Borden- I have a feeling you're pretty ok with such goings on anyway- just a heads up for those not so familiar or comfortable with this kind of contact; if you're not ready for this level of communication, if you simply express this when you first set out for the Pub they'll all cloak and you won't be able to see them, they respect these requests absolutely because they all function on the Sui Generis platforms I've been talking about. So please don't feel like you can't turn up if you're not up for non-human! :D It's all froody, just bring your towel.

Can anyone tell me if there's a decent thread about these sorts of explorations that has recommendations from others regarding what kind of exercises, practices etc have been useful? I don't want to be redundant, if it's already on the board then I could post links to the threads that we are using on the first post here, so that those who are new to such things can easily find the places we're discussing stuff without having to go through a lot of braineye sporking material (I'm referrring here to the general forum, not random uploads of SWHS- *suddenthought* lol, that's actually how I'm going to describe anything that sporks my brain in a thread- "bloody hell, that was a major dose of SWHS!' Perhaps it can be covert Pub language, a discrete 'SWHS' sticker on the door... *laughing*

Does this sound like a good idea? (the thread thing, not the SWHS thing, lol) This way we could have a few solid threads of discussion going on (based on getting this experiment going solidly and assisting those who want in but don't know how) in slightly less rowdy parts of the Pub while continuing with the companionable/jocular/twisted mood here that we have all come to love and apply like a blunt instrument to the heads of one another. I'm into focus, so it's why I'm making the suggestion- I have a lot going on that I want to do and focusing attention into areas that are actually helpful in getting me along my path is the best way for me to hold the space. The Pub is one of those places. :D Venturing out into the general forum and worlds of SWHS in it, not so much.

But that's just me. I'm throwing it out there- if it comes back at me like a dead octopus, I'll know that it's a Sign from Above!! And I'll be able to affirm that the Finger of God has just pointed at me, and I'll be able to start my own cult, and make scads of money at the expense of those easily sucked into my schemes, and-

ooooooooooooooooooh, I should probably shut up now before I blow my cover...

*sidles off Dick Dastardly style into the corner*

[Borden]

Hi SFTOK,

The best thing I've read on that subject here is by Jake. Here's a thread he started, and it has a link to a great book he's written on astral projection. There are lots of members who know a lot about it, as you'd expect, but as far as I'm aware he is the main dude around here on this subject.

http://projectavalon.net/forum4/showthread.php?15065-The-book-of-Jacob

As for me being okay with non-human entities ... I suppose it depends who they are! I'm obviously not as etherically cosmopolitan as you assume, because although I do believe I've bumped into some on occasion, I don't habitually hang out with them. Well, not that I'm aware anyway! Always keen to meet interesting 'people' though. I wouldn't want anyone to cloak themselves on my behalf!

I've thought about posting a quick how-to guide on astral projection myself, but there are problems with that. First, I can't do it to order, and when I attempt, what usually happens is a lucid dream, and ... that's ... where this subject gets complicated for me. Second, I tried to explain it to someone here in a PM and found myself wafflingly unable to describe it as simply as I thought I could. It is so simple though, to recognize and take advantage of certain physical phenomena in the precursor state that most people would quickly recognize, but might not understand is the ticket to an astral excursion. To induce from scratch? Not so easy. If I say ... the trick is to let your body fall asleep without it noticing you haven't ... then that gives people the wrong idea and they assume the experience is the same as a dream. It's not. Ask Jake, is my advice, haha ... he really does know what he's talking about. I'm certainly no adept.

Well now I've got that lovely big tent place in my mind, and the paths that Calz provided ... coolio! If everybody's happy with the imagery and the set-up, I'd say we're up and running!

Quick, let's all go to sleep and meet there!

Borden

[Borden]

And I have a new number one in my 'best Alex Jones rants' list ...

nice one Pagan!

Borden

p.s. there's a story recently broke about the thing Alex Jones is ranting about in that clip, but I'm not going to start a thread on it. I am far too sarcastic to start that thread about that new story. I just can't. I couldn't do it with a straight face. Oh please someone else post it ... or I'll be forced to, dammit.

p.p.s. Oh thank God ... Earth Angel did it in the last couple of minutes. Phew!

[Debra]

Hello Songs, I have beenlurking here, quietly, watching over a cup of warm honey chai tea and wondering how this verse of verses is unfolding. Fascinating journies of mirth and depth. Your shared ideas to take an extra leap and bring the bar into ánother´dimension is so out there ..

Well I hope you don´t mind if I find myself drawn in - at some point - because inner knowing keeps bringing me back to this place - and I know it is for a very important reason. I am still sitting on that little bud of understanding. My own flights into other places have become more a part of my life. Even to take a cat nap, I find myself invited to melt through the ceiling and it takes me oh, so by surprise. I am newbie at this and I will be the first to admit that I am a scared cat too :)
My previous experiences with other beings who have come visiting, have not been so nice.

So, I am following along here. This is the first public online forum I have ever participated in and although my hoofs occasionally put a few holes in the walls around these parts, I am actually a little shy. Especially with such irreverent brilliance that abounds here at ´the pub´

Thanks for starting this, and I will say it again, Songs, you are the bomb (said in a way that means, respect)

Zebrax