Japanese Scientists Create Meat From Poop

[Deega]

Hmm!, find this video on Fox News, look like our futur meat may come from one unexpected source.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=u1N6QfuIh0g


«Anyone up for some poop burgers?

Japanese scientist Mitsuyuki Ikeda from the Okayama Laboratory certainly doesn't believe in human waste.

He thinks that's perfectly good protein you're sending out to sea, and he's found a way to extract it, mix it with steak sauce and create a fecal feast fit for a king.

And despite the downside of having to add soya to bind it all together, Prof Ikeda thinks there's no reason why we shouldn't all tuck into his turd burgers.

Why would he even think of it, you might ask.

Because Tokyo Sewage asked him to. Tokyo is swimming in sewage mud, it seems, and there's only one way it can save itself and that's eat it.

Prof Ikeda found the mud was loaded with protein due to the high bacteria content. Combine it with reaction enhancer and put it in a magical machine called an "exploder" and artificial steak comes out the other end.

According to Digital Trends, it's 63 percent protein, 25 percent carbohydrates, 3 percent lipids and 9 percent minerals.

It's colored red so you don't know it's poo.

"Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef," Digital Trends reports.

Prof Ikeda and his colleagues say it's the perfect solution for reducing waste and emissions from flatulent cows.

Which is understandable, because if someone told you that Whopper you just ate was actually made from yesterday's leftover feces, you'd probably be too traumatized to masticate meat ever again.

Of course, there's a hitch - besides the fact it's made from poo and soya. The cost of producing Prof Ikeda's stinky steaks at the moment is about "10 to 20 times" the price of carving it off a cow.

Leave it to the fast food chains to work out the economics. You can't argue the mass production side of the equation is already sorted...»

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/06/17/japanese-scientists-create-meat-from-poop/?intcmp=obinsite#ixzz1rI7aTsjx

All the best to you.

Deega

[scanner]

No news, Mcdonalds has been selling this sh1t for years :sarcastic:

[Earth Angel]

"Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef," Digital Trends reports.

where do you find people who are willing to test poop burgers for taste

[Deega]

No news, Mcdonalds has been selling this sh1t for years :sarcastic:

Thanks Scanner, well!, this time around, it doesn't seem to be a joke..!

All the best to you.

Deega

[MargueriteBee]

Next thing ya know we'll have soylent green.

[Molope]

Now we woud be able to say:Hey man this sh1t tastes good!:lol:

[Deega]

"Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef," Digital Trends reports.

where do you find people who are willing to test poop burgers for taste

Thanks Earth Angel, I had the same reflex!, I often wonder what future hold for us, here is one example of what to come!

All the best to you.

Deega

[A Simple Human]

This just proves that the Secret Controllers not only want to turn everything into sh!t, but to turn sh!t into everything else! :scared:

[TigaHawk]

Theres plenty of sources of sustainable food around us. Its just the idea of it "Disgusts Us" and its never persued.

the ONLY food companies which should be able to NOT DISCLOSE what is in their product, are ones that revolve around taking unlikely, yet very avaliable and sustainable food sources and turning it into something that ends up on alot of peoples dinner plates.

I'm talking about NATURAL ONLY, NOTHING PROCESSED. But le-sigh it would be abused by someone and go horribly wrong :(


Grilled Catterpillar innards mixed into a pie?
What about minced grasshopper?


We used to eat insects a loooooooong time ago, and theres plenty of them now.


Tho i think alot of them would do us damage right now considering how we've been dosing them up with poison ever chance we get :|


Went to a fish and chips place yesturday that gets all its produce from sustainable fish farms. Did you know, baby prawns can be eaten whole? Did you know they're damn yummy? Did you also know that just the look of them turned my partner off eating them entirely? (http://swampdog.com.au/ if you're interested in how they do it and the menu items, quite different i must say :) )


Sad thing, being affraid of good food..... :(

[TargeT]

"Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef," Digital Trends reports.

where do you find people who are willing to test poop burgers for taste

Thanks Earth Angel, I had the same reflex!, I often wonder what future hold for us, here is one example of what to come!

All the best to you.

Deega

obviously neither one of you has been to japan... an interesting people (to say the least!)

[Deega]

"Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef," Digital Trends reports.

where do you find people who are willing to test poop burgers for taste

Thanks Earth Angel, I had the same reflex!, I often wonder what future hold for us, here is one example of what to come!

All the best to you.

Deega

obviously neither one of you has been to japan... an interesting people (to say the least!)

Thanks TargeT, no!, never had the opportunity to visit Japan!, hope to have this pleasure in my time!

You seem to know the culture of the people, may you share, from what you know about them, what is your opinion on their mindset of this...?

All the best to you.

Deega

[TargeT]

Thanks TargeT, no!, never had the opportunity to visit Japan!, hope to have this pleasure in my time!

You seem to know the culture of the people, may you share, from what you know about them, what is your opinion on their mindset of this...?

All the best to you.

Deega


I don't know much of the older generations (I spent a short time there last summer), but the younger ones will almost literally try "anything" & the more outrageous things seem to draw people to them ( I think it has to do with the dense population centers & striving for individuality in a sea of humanity) I see a logical approach to a problem in this article, one that "westerners" would never even consider, yet when boundaries (seem to be) just suggestions in a society, idea's like this will flourish :)

I think its a clever idea, though perhaps (apparently) economically unsound.

[778 neighbour of some guy]

This just proves that the Secret Controllers not only want to turn everything into sh!t, but to turn sh!t into everything else! :scared:

Better buy a new mop then, apparently they found a way to make the sh!t hit the fan TWICE with one funky swoop, its a stinky magic universe:cool:

How do they select the lucky soon to be reprocessed turds?

Do they interview them?

Do the turds have to have a certain level of turdcical fitness?

Are they voluntary or forced turds or just random floaters?

Is there a factory where wellpaid buttnugget producing people have to pinch off a loaf every three hours to keep up production, how does this work?

Sigh, so many damn questions and so little time. Jeez!

rokP-IK-1kc

[Endity]

lol turd burgers. I am not sure what to think about this. I guess it could be no more hazerdous than most of the sh1t you find in Walmart. I guess the only drawback is eating the same sh1t twice. ooooooooh what a glorious world *Giggles*:cool:

[Ellisa]

Seems yucky- but who knows what we would eat if we were hungry enough, and it would be thoroughly processed to allow us to forget its origin.

Do you know that if you bake and you have used pink colouring on your cup-cake icing you may have used colouring made by squashing a beetle!

[markpierre]

Hey just don't tell anyone what it is. We're pretty used to that.

[scanner]

Next thing ya know we'll have soylent green.
I wounder how many ppl know what that is and if we are already eating it without knowing ? indeed . This is nothing new it was developed many years ago by an English lab.

[Maia Gabrial]

Sewage makes good fertilizer. No need to eat it. Ewwwww! Can you see that on the labels?
I already have PTSD and this may just put me over the edge! (Joking). :becky:

As I understand it, soon there will be food replicators that have been around for awhile (just not for us); and will soon be made available to us where anything you want to eat will be made from energy matter. It'll taste good, clean your teeth and become nutrious as it's digesting. You want steak - no cows will need to be slaughtered for it. Food stores and food producers won't like it, but WHO CARES! At least, no one will go hungry anymore.... Every household should have one....

I'm saying that there's no need for this kind of drastic and disgusting measure. It's rather insulting if you think about it.... Are the elites eating it, too? Probably not....(but they should).

[Endity]

I am curious I have heard a few times while browsing around avalon about food replicators. Is there really any type of proof on it being real? I am just curious as all I could really find is stuff from star trek.

[conk]

Not enough mustard and relish in the world!

On second thought, half of this forum is already drinking their own pizz. ;)

[Eligos]

You stole my thunder, lol

[Deega]

I am curious I have heard a few times while browsing around avalon about food replicators. Is there really any type of proof on it being real? I am just curious as all I could really find is stuff from star trek.


Thanks Endity for the post, I have read somewhere that NASA is looking closely to this in light of coming explorations, that's about all I know on the subject for now.

All the best to you.

Deega

[A Simple Human]

This just proves that the Secret Controllers not only want to turn everything into sh!t, but to turn sh!t into everything else! :scared:

Better buy a new mop then, apparently they found a way to make the sh!t hit the fan TWICE with one funky swoop, its a stinky magic universe:cool:

How do they select the lucky soon to be reprocessed turds?

Do they interview them?

Do the turds have to have a certain level of turdcical fitness?

Are they voluntary or forced turds or just random floaters?

Is there a factory where wellpaid buttnugget producing people have to pinch off a loaf every three hours to keep up production, how does this work?

Sigh, so many damn questions and so little time. Jeez!

@ 665 plumber of the beast,

Yes, there are certainly a myriad of questions regarding the use of this technology. ;) There are also other ramifications to consider as well, such as, how will the use of this technology impact other jobs? For example, how would this affect plumbers, such as yourself? Currently many people around the world go to the bathroom using variations of the toilet. Occasionally they clog up the works, in which case they call a plumber to fix the problem. In the future it appears that individuals will go to the bathroom, and then begin making lunch :brushteeth:; thereby, avoiding clogging the pipes all together! This could definitely put a dent in plumbers' annual income. :bounce:

[xbusymom]

Next thing ya know we'll have soylent green.
I wounder how many ppl know what that is and if we are already eating it without knowing ? indeed . This is nothing new it was developed many years ago by an English lab.


found the clip for ya... (I love this movie)

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[778 neighbour of some guy]

This just proves that the Secret Controllers not only want to turn everything into sh!t, but to turn sh!t into everything else! :scared:

Better buy a new mop then, apparently they found a way to make the sh!t hit the fan TWICE with one funky swoop, its a stinky magic universe:cool:

How do they select the lucky soon to be reprocessed turds?

Do they interview them?

Do the turds have to have a certain level of turdcical fitness?

Are they voluntary or forced turds or just random floaters?

Is there a factory where wellpaid buttnugget producing people have to pinch off a loaf every three hours to keep up production, how does this work?

Sigh, so many damn questions and so little time. Jeez!

@ 665 plumber of the beast,

Yes, there are certainly a myriad of questions regarding the use of this technology. ;) There are also other ramifications to consider as well, such as, how will the use of this technology impact other jobs? For example, how would this affect plumbers, such as yourself? Currently many people around the world go to the bathroom using variations of the toilet. Occasionally they clog up the works, in which case they call a plumber to fix the problem. In the future it appears that individuals will go to the bathroom, and then begin making lunch :brushteeth:; thereby, avoiding clogging the pipes all together! This could definitely put a dent in plumbers' annual income. :bounce:

Oioioi poor me, i see crisis coming my way, on the other hand its just how life works, sometimes its great other times it stinks,all i have left to say is, lunch happens;)

[Maia Gabrial]

obviously neither one of you has been to japan... an interesting people (to say the least!)

What do the Japanese think of the poop burgers? Or is this one of those things that they don't tell what the ingredients are? Okay, maybe the scent before the poop burgers are cooked is the dead give away of which restaurants should be avoided....
I feel sorry for the Japanese....
It sounds so degrading....IMO it should be served to TPTW....

[Deega]

obviously neither one of you has been to japan... an interesting people (to say the least!)

What do the Japanese think of the poop burgers? Or is this one of those things that they don't tell what the ingredients are? Okay, maybe the scent before the poop burgers are cooked is the dead give away of which restaurants should be avoided....
I feel sorry for the Japanese....
It sounds so degrading....IMO it should be served to TPTW....


Thanks Maia Gabrial, I wonder, if we go by parallel, farmers used poop/manure (cow, pigs, horses) to fertilized the land to produce wheat, barley, corn, others type of crops.

The process of transfer manure to fertilizer is Earth transformed, could it be that the Japanese experiment has a similar process as Earth transformed?, I hope we can find the answer, maybe it a similar process...!, who knows!

Just a thought.

All the best to you.

Deega

[Gone002]

This is hoax from some time ago.

http://www.salon.com/2011/06/23/japan_feces_meat_viral/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyRZdMBwojU

http://www.the9billion.com/2011/06/23/poop-burger-hoax-catchy-meat-alternative-or-just-plain-nauseating/

[Deega]

This is hoax from some time ago.

http://www.salon.com/2011/06/23/japan_feces_meat_viral/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyRZdMBwojU

http://www.the9billion.com/2011/06/23/poop-burger-hoax-catchy-meat-alternative-or-just-plain-nauseating/


Thanks Celt for the different links, interesting!, if it a hoax, I've been had!, if not, time will bring us more information on this particular subject.

All the best to you.

Deega

[Rocky_Shorz]

it is the answer to stopping crime, how many would be anxious to go to prison if they knew they would be eating Turdburgers every day for the rest of their life... ;)

[Deega]

it is the answer to stopping crime, how many would be anxious to go to prison if they knew they would be eating Turdburgers every day for the rest of their life... ;)


Thanks Rocky_Shorz, hmm!, you're probably right, it sure would help deviant to conformed!

All the best to you.

Deega