Open Invitation: Ahmadinejad, Netanyahu, and Obama

[Dennis Leahy]

Public posting of private invitation:

I am inviting President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, and President Barack Obama to my house for dinner. Wives and entourages are unfortunately not invited (I don't have enough chairs.) The date is open, but not "open-ended", meaning we can work out a date, but it should be within the next two months. Sooner is better than later. Fridays and Saturdays work best for me, but I'll be flexible about this detail.

I will be serving vegan vegetable soup, heavy on the potatoes (hey, my ancestry is Irish), warm homemade bread with olive oil, and green smoothies or home-brewed kombucha.

All ingredients will be organic (I wouldn't serve "conventional" food infused with agricultural poisons - or anything genetically modified - to a dog), and as many of the vegetables from my own garden and from friends' organic gardens as possible. The water for the soup base and ice cubes for the green smoothies will be natural artesian spring water (no fluoride or chlorine.) Spices used will be organic; salt will be Himalayan (ancient) sea salt. Dessert will be apple-cranberry crisp with a scoop of almond "milk" based non-dairy "ice-cream." All food will be blessed, infused with the intent of peace.

Conversation to be focused on permanent peace, tolerance, coexistence, harmony, cultural awareness, and the permanent disengagement from the international banker-induced perpetual war paradigm. To ensure the best possible outcome, all three nations should completely refrain from any and all acts of aggression (overt and covert), weapons or troop deployments (even if for "training exercises"), "rattling sabres"/blustering/posturing aggressively, and any strategic planning for any armed conflict - including any participation in groups/coalitions such as NATO - for a period of not less than 40 consecutive days. (It is said that it takes 40 days to break an old habit and make a new one.) This "window of peace" is to begin no less than 10 days before the dinner, and last for a minimum of 30 days after the dinner. This agreement must be in writing, all must sign, and the last to sign should then send the document to me for safekeeping.

Dress: casual. Seriously, anyone who shows up with a sport coat or tie will be asked to take it off.

Our household is non-smoking. No exceptions.

Refusal to attend will be tantamount to declaring that peace is not a personal or national goal. You will never be able to say that you stand for peace and that you have "tried everything" if you won't accept this invitation. In the interest of peace, please plan on attending.

President Ahmadinejad and Prime Minister Netanyahu, please contact President Obama to work out a proposed date for this dinner. (As I said, I will be flexible, so you can pretty much work out the date between the three of you, and let me know.) President Obama can then contact me - (should be able to get the address and phone number of any US citizen from NSA.)

Dennis Leahy
p.s. If you have any food allergies, please let me know well in advance, so that I can adjust the menu to avoid that ingredient.

[gripreaper]

But Dennis, if divisiveness, and pitting one faction against another is removed from the current paradigm, then how will the control grid be maintained and people remain severed from their inner knowing? Once you remove the extreme polarities and stop pitting one faction against another, then people begin to unify those energies internally and they realize how powerful they are and how they can live in abundance, while exposing the paradigm of scarcity and lack.

Then, the next thing you know, you have a conscious and balanced humanity which is no longer controlled and manipulated into abject slavery, and the technologies of free energy emerge while the cartels in control begin to crumble!

Don't you see how this dinner of yours could be a catalyst to shift the entire paradigm? Have you thought about the implications of this and how gargantuan this shift would be?

[Mike]

sounds like you're a few folks short of a Bilderburger meeting, Dennis?;)

can i come? i'll bring the cheese cake.

[Dennis Leahy]

Grip: zactly!

Mike/Chinaski: Aw crap, my friend, I have no more chairs. Besides, cheesecake isn't vegan. :~)

Although the media has been invited to Bildeberg meetings, they are sworn to secrecy, so we don't know for sure, but I'll make a strong guess that the topics I've outlined for this dinner are not what Bildebergers would enjoy talking about.

Dennis

[Star Tsar]

I fear your excellent culinary skills are gonna be wasted on those PUPPET MUPPETS Mr Leahy...

:heh:

[Mike]

you've obviously never had my wheat-grass cheesecake, Dennis.;)

and what could possibly be more entertaining than watching Obama, Ahmadinajad and Netanyahu knock each other over as they compete for the nearest toilet?

and who needs chairs? i'll go all lotus position on their asses!

and let me tell you: this media member *cannot* be bought out or sworn to secrecy! (note: this isn't meant to discourage any members of the Bilderburg group from making me offers, which i'll gladly review via pm)

[CdnSirian]

Be sure to make your own vid so no one can spin it.

(Is anyone going to do the video "Hitler Finds Out He's Not On The List"? :))

[Dennis Leahy]

Mike, you have an "open" invitation. Anytime. With or without diarrhea inducing wheat grass cheesecake.

Dennis

CdnSirian, I believe Grip is the go-to guy for the parody vid. Can't wait.

:~)

Dennis

[ghostrider]

maybe you could put them all in the corner on time out till they learn to play nice together. ha ha.

[Mike]

Mike, you have an "open" invitation. Anytime. With or without diarrhea inducing wheat grass cheesecake.

Dennis

CdnSirian, I believe Grip is the go-to guy for the parody vid. Can't wait.

:~)

Dennis

great;). i'll be there with bells on. wait, are bells too formal?

this thread *is* crying out for a 'Reaper spoof vid, isn't it? what say you 'Reaper?

[mosquito]

Love it !!!

Wouldn't it be nice to get this cordial, perfectly reasonable invitation in front of the eyes of the 3 men (notice I'm not calling them gentlemen) !!

The food sounds great, if it weren't for the company I'd love to be there myself ;)

[gripreaper]

Mike, you have an "open" invitation. Anytime. With or without diarrhea inducing wheat grass cheesecake.

Dennis

CdnSirian, I believe Grip is the go-to guy for the parody vid. Can't wait.

:~)

Dennis

great;). i'll be there with bells on. wait, are bells too formal?

this thread *is* crying out for a 'Reaper spoof vid, isn't it? what say you 'Reaper?

OK, here goes...

http://meemsy.com/v/3706

[gooty64]

I pottied myself at 1:10.:o

[Dennis Leahy]

Mike, you have an "open" invitation. Anytime. With or without diarrhea inducing wheat grass cheesecake.

Dennis

CdnSirian, I believe Grip is the go-to guy for the parody vid. Can't wait.

:~)

Dennis

great;). i'll be there with bells on. wait, are bells too formal?

this thread *is* crying out for a 'Reaper spoof vid, isn't it? what say you 'Reaper?

OK, here goes...

http://meemsy.com/v/3706I can barely type. My whole body is shaking with laughter. You are a comic genius, Gripreaper!

Dennis

[sandy]

Too Funny !!! Thanks for the hilarious and timely verbiage, still chuckling and will probably be the rest of the evening :cool:

[CdnSirian]

I'm still chuckling too. Thanks GR!

[gripreaper]

The seriousness of it all...the absurdity of it all...the insanity, the arrogance, the possibilities, oh, oh, the possibilities! My heart overflows with the possibilities, the hope, the emotion, the passion, the dream...

In the hearts of man lies the blueprint for the return to wholeness. We left source on this journey, descending further and further into density, experiencing all of the polarities, creating contrast, timbre, tone, sensation, feelings, emotion.........LOVE!!! What about it all, the culmination of all of the energies unified into LOVE!!!

An important lesson in my life, in order to break a stuck energy, one I have lived over and over and over many lifetimes, filled with judgment and deep DNA imprints, is to bring humor and absurdity into it, and "break" it loose! Free it from the shackles of the archetypes and symbolism I've clung to for millennium, and let it go finally! Laugh my ass off about it, how long I've held such absurdity! How many lifetimes have I played this game, hung onto such beliefs and severed myself from wholeness!

Ahhh HAHAHHAA HAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Come on America, the freedom experiment is NOT OVER!!!!!

Love this song. Been playing it all day.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH2NPh-lLaY

The faces of America, where did they go?

[gripreaper]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgGQNEz-WEQ&feature=relmfu

Voice For Peace

You know that everybody has a voice
And how they use it is their own free choice
In your glory I will not rejoice
If you choose the ways of war
If you choose the ways of war
Ashes to ashes and dust to dust
My country 'tis of thee; in God we trust
But how much longer will He shelter us
While we choose the ways of war
While the winds of war rage on
(Chorus)
Let mine (oh let my small voice) be a voice for peace
Oh let mine (oh let my small voice) be a voice for peace
Oh let mine (oh let my small voice) be a voice for peace
Let it start here with me--oh let mine be a voice for peace
The good book tells us thou shalt not kill
The truth came shining and it's shining still
But how much blood upon this earth must spill
Before we lay our weapons down
Let us lay our weapons down
(Chorus)
Let mine (oh let my small voice) be a voice for peace
Oh let mine (oh let my small voice) be a voice for peace
Oh let mine (oh let my small voice) be a voice for peace
Let it start here with me, oh let mine be a voice
And in the face of the beast, oh let mine be a voice
Until the breaths in me cease, oh let mine be a voice for peace
Let mine (oh let my small voice) be a voice for peace
Oh let mine (oh let my small voice) be a voice for peace
Oh let mine (oh let my small voice) be a voice for peace
Oh let mine (oh let my small voice) be a voice for peace
Raise your voice up, raise your voice up
Raise your voice up and sing for the promise
(Sing as a round with the last chorus)

[Mike]

well done 'Reaper! :clap2:

you've come thru again in fine style, my man.

[aranuk]

Mike, you have an "open" invitation. Anytime. With or without diarrhea inducing wheat grass cheesecake.

Dennis

CdnSirian, I believe Grip is the go-to guy for the parody vid. Can't wait.

:~)

Dennis

great;). i'll be there with bells on. wait, are bells too formal?

this thread *is* crying out for a 'Reaper spoof vid, isn't it? what say you 'Reaper?

OK, here goes...

http://meemsy.com/v/3706I can barely type. My whole body is shaking with laughter. You are a comic genius, Gripreaper!

Dennis

I agree Dennis, Grip is hip!

Stan

[gooty64]

is to bring humor and absurdity into it, and "break" it loose!

Aaaaah YES, that's IT!

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[Dennis Leahy]

Breaking news! I just got a letter from President Barack Obama! No, I'm not kidding.

I'm tempted to get a video camera, and film the opening of the letter, and read it on-camera, but then I remember when Al Capone's vault got opened and it was anti-climactic...

I will open the letter, read it, and report back. Stay tuned!

Dennis

[Dennis Leahy]

The letter started off, "Dear Dennis", but after that, I could see it was not an "RSVP" letter accepting my invitation. It appears that President Barack Obama is in need of some money. I'm really kind of surprised that he would ask me - why not ask Ben Bernanke?

Well, anyway, here is a copy of the letter:
http://www.leahyguitars.com/Imagez/Two/OsamaWantsMoney.jpg
(I guess I got a little bit excited when opening the envelope, and tore it a bit.)

Still waiting for the RSVP,

Dennis

[gripreaper]

The letter started off, "Dear Dennis", but after that, I could see it was not an "RSVP" letter accepting my invitation. It appears that President Barack Obama is in need of some money. I'm really kind of surprised that he would ask me - why not ask Ben Bernanke?

Well, anyway, here is a copy of the letter:
http://www.leahyguitars.com/Imagez/Two/OsamaWantsMoney.jpg
(I guess I got a little bit excited when opening the envelope, and tore it a bit.)

Still waiting for the RSVP,

Dennis

ROFLMAO!!! Dennis! It says do not bend!

Boy, are you in trouble now. Whirled peas for you tonight for dinner!

[CdnSirian]

Well I just had to watch the video again....remember Dennis, the fate of the world depends on your food!

[applecrusher1992]

Found this picture. I thought it was great and shows the good side of humanity

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