Hitler Finds out Hostess Is CLOSING DOWN!!

[gripreaper]

Riots in the streets, people rushing about getting as many boxes of twinkies as they can to store up for the future (they last 30 years ya know), pushing and shoving each other. Is that Dennis Leahy standing in line?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/17/article-2234292-16124198000005DC-476_634x398.jpg

"Ho Ho's" and Cup Cakes are flying off the shelves! Wait a minute, is that gooty64?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/17/article-2234292-1611C7C1000005DC-398_634x516.jpg

It's worse than preparing for a hurricane. The stores are empty and out of "Ding Dongs"

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/17/article-2234292-16122F35000005DC-566_634x390.jpg

Throngs of people gather to pay their final respects to "Ho Ho's" and "Ding Dong's".

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/09/article-2170949-13FDD0AC000005DC-557_634x424.jpg

Hundreds of thousands of mourners gather in front of thee confectionery...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/25/article-2091505-11738CCE000005DC-768_634x434.jpg

And this woman weeps profusely and blesses the last truckload of "Twinkies" with a gentle touch as it leaves the plant.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/09/article-2170949-13FDD0BD000005DC-518_634x425.jpg

And Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez "cut short" their make-up/break-up dinner to rush out and get as many Twinkies as they can.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/17/article-2234363-16131E24000005DC-75_634x673.jpg

This poor woman needs someone to go to the store for her before it's too late! Anyone willing to help this poor woman?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/14/article-2014731-0D02A3FD00000578-787_468x459.jpg

It is definitely a sad day in America. Would any of you care to join me in a moment of silence and remembrance for the greatest confection to make it to planet earth?

I implore you to be sensitive to this conspiracy. This is HUGE!!!

http://meemsy.com/v/4781

[gooty64]

When is the world premiere of the much anticipated video?
Will it be broadcast primetime tonight?

[gripreaper]

When is the world premiere of the much anticipated video?
Will it be broadcast primetime tonight?

Try the link at the bottom of the OP

http://meemsy.com/v/4781

[BrianEn]

I can't remember the last time I had a Twinkie. I'm more of a Jos Lousis guy. Now I want one
http://www.vachon.com/en/pastries/jos-louis/#regulier.

However RIP Twinkies and other Hostess cakes. I won't miss Wonder bread. Wonder why they didn't call Tastes like Chemtrails.

[gripreaper]

However RIP Twinkies and other Hostess cakes.

Thanks to Silentfeathers for this one:

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-du21nwIWicA/UKfLbPYt7EI/AAAAAAAAD4c/Ff1xuuq5-f0/s500/Death%2520of%2520the%2520twinkie.jpg

[gooty64]

Ho Hoe's are gone? What Really?
What's next Ruffles, Pringles, Reeses, Oreo's?
The Mayans warned us about this!
This is the end of the world for me!
PS, :der: When i went over to youtube to watch the video no subtitles
and theres no reason to....
V3FnpaWQJO0



When is the world premiere of the much anticipated video?
Will it be broadcast primetime tonight?

Try the link at the bottom of the OP

http://meemsy.com/v/4781

[gripreaper]

However RIP Twinkies and other Hostess cakes.

Thanks to Silentfeathers for this one:

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-du21nwIWicA/UKfLbPYt7EI/AAAAAAAAD4c/Ff1xuuq5-f0/s500/Death%2520of%2520the%2520twinkie.jpg


Is that dick Cheney lower left pallbearer?

Yes gooty, I think so. Ho Ho was having an affair with Ding Dong and Twinkie was assassinated amid the scandal, and Dick Cheney, Eric Holder, Timothy Geitner, and Petraeus were implicated and are hiding as the pall bearers on the right. Yugo Garbanzobean and Tony Catchatori of the mafia are on the left, and they performed the hit. Notice the look on the woman's face in this photo? I think she may be the mistress, or the planted covert infiltrating spy!

This funeral is a distraction from the real story, which includes murder, espionage, drug smuggling, prostitution, illicit affairs, illegal arms sales, covert operations, engineered mercenary skirmishes, economic devastation and collapse, hybridizing robotic humans, mind control, bio-warfare, genocide, scalar technology, UFO's, destruction of the air, water and food supplies, currency manipulation and theft, derivatives bubbles, austerity measures, fiscal cliffs... and besides, Justin Bieber broke up with Selena Gomez and no one in the alternative media is even talking about that.

It's been a tough morning so far trying to figure all this sh!t out!

[Gekko]

This is just overwhelming... I think we need a musical reprieve.

F11HV1g47is

[baddbob]

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/46045_550617628285328_59500101_n.jpg

[Bill Ryan]

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The rise, rise and rise of the Downfall Hitler parody

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/8617454.stm

:)

[Limor Wolf]

This is Gripreaper's secret agenda to control the world (with laughing)

(T) wink (ie) ;)

[gripreaper]

-------The rise, rise and rise of the Downfall Hitler parody
This is Gripreaper's secret agenda to control the world (with laughing)(T) wink (ie) ;)

Understanding the collective consciousness, the energies which drive and motivate large numbers of people, has been studied in sociology and psychology classes all over the world for centuries. Most of what they teach is crap.

Yet, the elite, as illustrated by Edward Bernay's, knows how to move large groups of people and their thought, consciousness, emotions, motivations, and belief structures, like a Swiss Clock.

To me, this is a very interesting phenomenon, for when understood, why could the few who are awake not use the same techniques to wake up the masses, that the elite use to put them to sleep?

So, what I have found over the years, is "humor" is universal and is a very strong emotional connection, one which requires both hemispheres of the brain to illicit. Also, the absurdity of something pointed out in a bizarre and irreverent way also adheres very well. George Carlin, the comedian, understood this very well. Madison Avenue, of course, uses sex to stimulate people to consume things which they don't want or need, yet motivates them to purchase due to such stimulation.

The internet, fifteen years ago, was an obscure source medium which no one hardly frequented, yet now, TV viewership has waned dramatically while internet usage has mushroomed beyond anyone's imagination. The elite realize this, and are inundating the internet with every possible meme known to man, as well as copious amounts of every type of story in such massive quantity, that I often hear:

There is so much going on that it is impossible to sort out: This is just what they want. It takes major discernment to be able to sort through all of the crazy stories floating around.

Just look at this site as an example: We have UFO wars, BLOBS being blown up at 30,000 feet under the sea, Motherships handing out exclusive tickets for a joyride, and being picked up in black stretch limousines, and of course, the earth is flat. Much of this stuff makes it here to Avalon, and I just shake my head sometimes.

There is nothing else I can do but make light of it and inject humor, absurdity, and irreverence. From this place, some of the most ingenious creations emerge, hidden in obscure corners of the internet, under the piles of garbage. It is refreshing when one stumbles across one.

[gripreaper]

This is just overwhelming... I think we need a musical reprieve.

F11HV1g47is

Brilliant!

[gripreaper]

Scene from Zombieland about the Twinkie:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeS6DvyLScE

[Snoweagle]

The parodies are wonderful and humour excellent though the true reasons behind this closure is lost in indignation at the peoples loss.

Whilst the wily will profess the corporate downfall as cause with admirable substantive evidence to carry that argument, there is equal or greater support for an alternate view subscribed by legislature to enforce diet change by removal of "poisons" from the food chain. For those unfamiliar to the contents of Agenda 21, Codex Alimentarous or National "food" laws will find this view unsubstantiated. Reading and discerning these documents and implications to us all will dawn the realisation that all foods will be controlled and all medical hardships "managed" all by unseen authority. ie you are supposed to live a life with a set number of disabilities until the programme requires you to die.

Bizarre? Paranoid? Without the sheep looking at the formation of life structure around us then they are blind to the future.

[modwiz]

The loss of jobs, especially now, is lamentable. Twinkies disappearing is about as sad as crack cocaine becoming unavailable, IMO.

[crosby]

i expect to see many more corporate entities go down in the future. keep raising the prices - there will be no money to purchase. the corporate monster will collapse and fold in upon itself. just my take on the situation.
regards, corson

[PurpleLama]

I'm still waiting for grip to SONGIFY....

[webyourstuff]

I couldn't understand why the workers didn't settle to save whatever jobs they could. Till I saw one interview reveal they could earn more money on unemployment than if they settled for the pay reductions offered.

[gripreaper]

i expect to see many more corporate entities go down in the future. keep raising the prices - there will be no money to purchase. the corporate monster will collapse and fold in upon itself. just my take on the situation.
regards, corson

The loss of jobs, especially now, is lamentable. Twinkies disappearing is about as sad as crack cocaine becoming unavailable, IMO.

For those unfamiliar to the contents of Agenda 21, Codex Alimentarius or National "food" laws will find this view unsubstantiated. Reading and discerning these documents and implications to us all will dawn the realization that all foods will be controlled and all medical hardships "managed" all by unseen authority. ie you are supposed to live a life with a set number of disabilities until the programme requires you to die.

Yes, as most here at Avalon are aware, the food supply is severely compromised and the controllers would like us all to have a catastrophic ailment requiring us to be monitored and thus summarily terminated on their timeline, and these same nefarious entities(I hesitate to call them human)own all the corporations as well.

The fact that Twinkies has the iconic reputation of being really bad for you and full of preservatives, is a 50 year old iconic meme here in America. There have been subtleties in many movies referencing the Twinkie, so if you did not grow up in America in the 50's and 60's, you may not understand how deep of a social meme the Twinkie is. The Hitler Parody has also become such a deep social meme.

Although I don't really care what direction this thread goes, I was attempting to point out the depth of this social meme and how mass consciousness can be controlled and led in the direction that the controllers want, and thus, how do we break out of this pattern of behavior? Or more importantly, how can we shift the social group paradigm to the beautiful collective dream and away from the outcome the elite controllers have in store for us?

So, I think there is more to this whole Twinkie story anyway. The striking workers and their unions, for decades, could go out on strike and get fair cost of living increases in their pay to keep up with the destruction of the fiat debt currency system of false promises (inflation), while now, what I think is happening with Hostess, is the owners are saying FU to the workers, bankrupting the company, cutting out all the deadwood from the company, and screwing the shareholders and bond holders, taking the great parts that are left, selling them for pennies on the dollar to one of their other companies which they own, and Twinkies will be back on the shelves in no time.

So, from an internal standpoint, it's just a corporate restructuring designed to bleed more assets out, screw everybody except the owners at the top, and write off the fully amortized useless equipment in the 33 plants being shut down, and screw everybody who put their lives and money into the company. Then go back in under another name, buy back the good assets at pennies on the dollar, draw some government subsidies for helping to restore a valuable American icon such as Twinkies, and"viola" !!! you get all new factories and equipment, new fresh and cheap workers, and you don't have to pay the bondholders, or the big retirement benefits from the previous aging workforce you screwed, and you make a boatload of money!

So, don't worry about the Twinkie or the corporate structure, it will be just fine. The economy will not be and the people will not be.

But as Corson is saying, more corporate restructures will happen, as the elite controllers continue to shrink the global money supply in order to make everyone poor and dependent, which fits in perfectly with their Agenda 21 and Codus Alimentarius, and their other agendas.

So, the bottom line is, more corporate restructuring and consolidation of power into the hands of the few, more people falling through the cracks into abject poverty, and less and less resources to go around.

So, let's look at how global consciousness works and how we got sold a bill of goods and a story full of lies, and how to break that meme and move into awakening and letting go of the old parasitic corporate structures and ideals, as well as the rest of the elite controllers filthy lies, and let's study why the Twinkie became such a global icon and why it has been used symbolically to represent all that is bad in our society, but we allow it anyway and will compromise for the sheer taste of it.

Corporatocracy is very parasitic, cares about nothing but itself and the owners at the top, and we the worker bees are getting screwed again. The retirement funds are being looted by the derivatives leveraged betting of mortgage backed securities, and that bubble will and is going to be popped when the elite controllers are damn good and ready to. There will be nothing left but a handful of filthy rich at the top and the rest of us poor and starving at the bottom.

[baddbob]

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See original listing

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1-Box-Of-Hostess-Twinkies-10-Individually-Wrapped-Cakes-NEW-Unopened-/251185634941

[Tangri]

Could you tell me again whose idea was the eliminate 2/3 of world population?
Love and Hope

[gripreaper]

More to the point, and as we predicted on Friday, if there is an outright purchase of the company, it will be a standalone entity, without its unions: Hostess will draw strategic buyers and private-equity investors for its brands, Rayburn said, without naming potential bidders. The company is “more attractive” to buyers without the unions, he said. In other words, if the Union had hoped that their workers would be retained by the purchasing entity, their dreams just got shattered.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-11-19/us-tries-wrest-control-hostess-liquidation-management-seeks-pay-175-million-incentiv

Told ya the workers and the bondholders would get screwed. See post #20

But while the Union may be sad, it is about to add another emotion to its arsenal: blind fury. Because it is here that things get truly surreal. As the US Trustee, a Justice Department official responsible for protecting creditors, disclosed, as part of the wind down of Hostess, wants to pay as much as $1.75 million in incentive bonuses to 19 senior managers during the liquidation.

Surprise, surprise. Upper management wants to run off with all the loot?

Then comes the question of whether or not someone steps up in the liquidation process and buys the company in part or whole. Here we learn that Grupo Bimbo, long expected to be the natural suitor for at least the firm's trademarks and IP, will not participate in said process.

A Grumpy Bimbo as the natural suitor? Now that's rich. At least as rich as the creamy filling in a Twinkie, don't ya think?