Bryston
22nd December 2012, 14:45
After my third cup of tea (P.G, other two were Yorkshire), a chocolate crunchy bar, and a ceaseless 2 minuet of search on my laptop calender. It can now be revealed that the next planetary end point is Friday 13th September 2013 13:00. As the discoverer of this I feel it is my duty to specify what will occur on this day.
1) Bank of England will open a drive through chain of organ donation clinics.
2) Her Majesty will move to Antarctica, and mud wrestle General Peron's illegitimate grandson for drilling rights.
3) Due to the sudden access to home kit DNA chemistry sets aimed at the 10 to 14 year age group. Mrs Thatcher will join in an unholy union with Jimi Savil, and produce the real antichrist.
4) I will weep openly at a Tesco self service counter when it suddenly hits me I am 40 years old, and all the diet coke in the world isn't gonna change that fact.
5) The British Government will ban all chocolate cake, and discover the illusive Al-Qaeda Cadburys banking transactions. Putting all British confectioners on the terrorist list.
6) Tiswas will come back onto children's Saturday morning T.V.
7) Noel Edmunds will be prosecuted for crimes against television, and using facial hair to gain undue influence in the entertainment industry.
8) Jethro Tull will make a seminal comeback album.
9) America will rent Tom Cruises' uterus to resurrect Jimi Stewart, and eventually elect him president for life.
10) The word Illuminati will be struck of all conspiracy research materials in favor of the phrase "Those Pesky Worshipers Of Satan's Doughnut"
And low the end was revealed. :blah:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqaQ_Bhgmrc
Just having a laugh. What day do you think would be an ideal candidate for the end of the world.
1) Bank of England will open a drive through chain of organ donation clinics.
2) Her Majesty will move to Antarctica, and mud wrestle General Peron's illegitimate grandson for drilling rights.
3) Due to the sudden access to home kit DNA chemistry sets aimed at the 10 to 14 year age group. Mrs Thatcher will join in an unholy union with Jimi Savil, and produce the real antichrist.
4) I will weep openly at a Tesco self service counter when it suddenly hits me I am 40 years old, and all the diet coke in the world isn't gonna change that fact.
5) The British Government will ban all chocolate cake, and discover the illusive Al-Qaeda Cadburys banking transactions. Putting all British confectioners on the terrorist list.
6) Tiswas will come back onto children's Saturday morning T.V.
7) Noel Edmunds will be prosecuted for crimes against television, and using facial hair to gain undue influence in the entertainment industry.
8) Jethro Tull will make a seminal comeback album.
9) America will rent Tom Cruises' uterus to resurrect Jimi Stewart, and eventually elect him president for life.
10) The word Illuminati will be struck of all conspiracy research materials in favor of the phrase "Those Pesky Worshipers Of Satan's Doughnut"
And low the end was revealed. :blah:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqaQ_Bhgmrc
Just having a laugh. What day do you think would be an ideal candidate for the end of the world.