Hip Hipnotist
31st December 2012, 22:10
Okay, I was being a 'tad' facetious on the thread title.
Or maybe I wasn't?
Perhaps you've seen the recent "Demand a Plan", oodles of celebrities gathered together to usher in the final blow to the 2nd amendment. I was wondering how long it would take for someone ( it turns out there are many ) that would present these ( certainly most of ) celebrities in the light of which they truly are.
As we turn the page on 2012 and begin our journey into 2013 this 'gun control frenzy' is likely to be the 'spark' that finally ignites the real fire of change.
I used to work in Hollywood, film and television ( was born there in fact ) for many years and know first hand the hypocrisy that permeates the industry. Yes, you can certainly blame the film/television industry for much of the violence we are now experiencing. After all, look who runs/owns the industry.
There are some four letter words contained in this video so if you are offended by words such as FU!% then you might want to turn the volume down.
Without further adieu, I present to you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1SZurGArxE
and rest my case.
Happy New Year!
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Post Edit: When gun control is enacted and the 2nd amendment is officially flushed, how do you think these hypocrite 'thespians' will respond then?
FADE IN:
INT. JAMIE FOXX MANSION - DAY
Jamie, dressed in a silk, Calvin Klein running suit steps off the treadmill and crosses to the singing iPhone.
JAMIE
(into phone)
Yeah, wuz up?
INT. CREATIVE ARTISTS AGENCY/SID'S OFFICE - DAY
SID SCHNEIDER, 64, Jamie's agent, blows a perfect smoke ring around his
Cuban cigar and smiles like Cheshire Cat.
SID
(into phone)
James, my man. My main man.
INTERCUT JAMIE & SID:
JAMIE
Wuz up, bro? Gimmie some bad azz Hollywood
heat.
SID
You sittin' down? You better be 'cause you're
gonna fall down after you hear this.
Jamie smiles, his pearly whites glistening off the light from the overhead
solid gold, Asian imported half ton chandelier.
JAMIE
Don't keep me in suspense like I do all
of my dumbed down, brainwashed, flouride
gulping fans that are absolutely gonna be
trippin' over their fat asses, runnin' to see
my latest shoot 'em up Tarentino blockbuster,
"Django Unchained".
Sid sets the cigar in his solid gold ashtray, takes a snort off the pile of
freshly stacked cocaine next to his iPhone, then...
SID
Django's been pulled.
Jamie yanks the phone from his ear, shakes it like he heard wrong.
JAMIE
Come again with that.
Sid takes another long snort of cocaine.
SID
Columbia pulled the pic. Seems the DOJ
is commin' after anyone associated with
gun violence in films. Thanks to you and
the rest of the dumb ****s involved in that
"Demand a Plan" Youtube video that went
viral and backfired worse than the fart
scene in Blazing Saddles.
Jamie falls to the floor with a dull thud. Sid hears it through the phone,
takes another snort from the mound of white powder.
SID
I told you to sit down you unemployed,
big mouthed mother...
JAMIE
Shut the Fu!% up before I come over there
in my chauffeur-driven, solid gold Rolls Royce
and shove my size 12 Berluti's so far up your
jive ass you'll need that solid gold toilet
plunger I got you for Hanukkah to pull 'em out!
Sid smiles.
SID
With or without vaseline? You know how I
like it.
Jamie, snorting like De Niro in "Raging Bull" hurls the phone through the plate
glass window and jumps up and down like the hypocritical jack ass he is.
THEN:
He wakes up, sitting straight up out of bed, sweat streaming down his face.
He looks around the darkened room, finally realizes it was just a nightmare.
UNTIL:
The phone rings beside his double, king-sized bed. He stares at it, afraid
to answer. It rings -- and rings -- and rings...
WE PAN SLOWLY over to the door to reveal ROD SERLING.
ROD SERLING
(takes a puff from a cigarette)
Imagine if you will...
QUE Twilight Zone theme.
FADE OUT.
THE END.
or is it? ;-))
-----------
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
QUE "Auld Lang Syne".
See ya in 2013! ;-))
Or maybe I wasn't?
Perhaps you've seen the recent "Demand a Plan", oodles of celebrities gathered together to usher in the final blow to the 2nd amendment. I was wondering how long it would take for someone ( it turns out there are many ) that would present these ( certainly most of ) celebrities in the light of which they truly are.
As we turn the page on 2012 and begin our journey into 2013 this 'gun control frenzy' is likely to be the 'spark' that finally ignites the real fire of change.
I used to work in Hollywood, film and television ( was born there in fact ) for many years and know first hand the hypocrisy that permeates the industry. Yes, you can certainly blame the film/television industry for much of the violence we are now experiencing. After all, look who runs/owns the industry.
There are some four letter words contained in this video so if you are offended by words such as FU!% then you might want to turn the volume down.
Without further adieu, I present to you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1SZurGArxE
and rest my case.
Happy New Year!
------------------------
Post Edit: When gun control is enacted and the 2nd amendment is officially flushed, how do you think these hypocrite 'thespians' will respond then?
FADE IN:
INT. JAMIE FOXX MANSION - DAY
Jamie, dressed in a silk, Calvin Klein running suit steps off the treadmill and crosses to the singing iPhone.
JAMIE
(into phone)
Yeah, wuz up?
INT. CREATIVE ARTISTS AGENCY/SID'S OFFICE - DAY
SID SCHNEIDER, 64, Jamie's agent, blows a perfect smoke ring around his
Cuban cigar and smiles like Cheshire Cat.
SID
(into phone)
James, my man. My main man.
INTERCUT JAMIE & SID:
JAMIE
Wuz up, bro? Gimmie some bad azz Hollywood
heat.
SID
You sittin' down? You better be 'cause you're
gonna fall down after you hear this.
Jamie smiles, his pearly whites glistening off the light from the overhead
solid gold, Asian imported half ton chandelier.
JAMIE
Don't keep me in suspense like I do all
of my dumbed down, brainwashed, flouride
gulping fans that are absolutely gonna be
trippin' over their fat asses, runnin' to see
my latest shoot 'em up Tarentino blockbuster,
"Django Unchained".
Sid sets the cigar in his solid gold ashtray, takes a snort off the pile of
freshly stacked cocaine next to his iPhone, then...
SID
Django's been pulled.
Jamie yanks the phone from his ear, shakes it like he heard wrong.
JAMIE
Come again with that.
Sid takes another long snort of cocaine.
SID
Columbia pulled the pic. Seems the DOJ
is commin' after anyone associated with
gun violence in films. Thanks to you and
the rest of the dumb ****s involved in that
"Demand a Plan" Youtube video that went
viral and backfired worse than the fart
scene in Blazing Saddles.
Jamie falls to the floor with a dull thud. Sid hears it through the phone,
takes another snort from the mound of white powder.
SID
I told you to sit down you unemployed,
big mouthed mother...
JAMIE
Shut the Fu!% up before I come over there
in my chauffeur-driven, solid gold Rolls Royce
and shove my size 12 Berluti's so far up your
jive ass you'll need that solid gold toilet
plunger I got you for Hanukkah to pull 'em out!
Sid smiles.
SID
With or without vaseline? You know how I
like it.
Jamie, snorting like De Niro in "Raging Bull" hurls the phone through the plate
glass window and jumps up and down like the hypocritical jack ass he is.
THEN:
He wakes up, sitting straight up out of bed, sweat streaming down his face.
He looks around the darkened room, finally realizes it was just a nightmare.
UNTIL:
The phone rings beside his double, king-sized bed. He stares at it, afraid
to answer. It rings -- and rings -- and rings...
WE PAN SLOWLY over to the door to reveal ROD SERLING.
ROD SERLING
(takes a puff from a cigarette)
Imagine if you will...
QUE Twilight Zone theme.
FADE OUT.
THE END.
or is it? ;-))
-----------
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
QUE "Auld Lang Syne".
See ya in 2013! ;-))