Napoleon's implant? [Hoax]

[Sunny-side-up]

compelling evidence that extraterrestrials acted in the past to influence human history, through wars. Two links.

http://beforeitsnews.com/paranormal/2013/04/alien-implant-found-in-napoleons-skull-2450284.html

http://alien-ufo-community.ning.com/forum/topics/alien-intervention-throughout-human-history-scientists-stumble-on

[Snoweagle]

roflmao
amazing Verichip were producing them then as well lol
this is a load of nonsense, bunkum and this thread should be deleted
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[Aurelius]

this story seems to have something smelly attached to it. would be great to track down the original reports from the researchers.

[Cidersomerset]

Its a nice story and I'm sure ET's have meddled with us in the past, and I have
often wondered about plagues and epidemics.But the names on the article are
a bit suspicious..LOl..

By Erik Van Datiken ......play on Erich Von Daniken


Dr. Dubois...................play on Dr Dubious





ALIEN CHIP IN NAPOLEON’S SKULL

By Erik Van Datiken on May 1, 2012

http://weeklyworldnews.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/alien_chip.jpg?w=375&h=200

PARIS – Scientists examining the remains of Napoleon Bonaparte are “deeply
puzzled” by the discovery of a half-inch long microchip embedded in his skull.
They say the mysterious object could be an alien implant – suggesting that the
French emperor was once abducted by a UFO!“The possible ramifications of this
discovery are almost too enormous to comprehend,” declared Dr. Andre Dubois,
who made the astonishing revelation in a French medical journal.“Until now, every
indication has been that victims of alien abduction are ordinary people who play no
role in world events.“Now we have compelling evidence that extraterrestrials acted
in the past to influence human history – and may continue to do so!”

Dr. Dubois made the amazing find while studying Napoleon’s exhumed skeleton on
a $140,000 grant from the French government.“I was hoping to learn whether he
suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,” he
explained.But instead the researcher found something far more extraordinary: “As I
examined the interior of the skull, my hand brushed across a tiny protrusion.
“I then looked at the area under a magnifying glass – and was stunned to find that
the object was some kind of super-advanced microchip.”

From the extent of bone growth around the chip, the expert believes it was
implanted when Bonaparte was young.“Napoleon vanished from sight for a period
of several days in July 1794, when he was 25. He later claimed he’d been held
prisoner during the Themidorian coup – but no record of that arrest exists. I believe
that is when the abduction took place.”From that time on, Napoleon’s rise was
meteoric. By the next year, he’d been put in charge of the French army in Italy.

Miraculously, he was able to transform starving, rag-tag troops into a top-notch
fighting force and to crush the Italians.In 1804, after a string of startling victories,
the pint-size general crowned himself emperor of France – and his empire soon
expanded to include what is now Germany and Austria, as well as Switzerland, Italy
and Denmark.“Napoleon used military strategies more than a hundred years ahead
of his time,” said Dr. Dubois. “Perhaps the implant somehow enhanced his abilities.”
The implant could also explain Napoleon’s famous habit of holding his hand over his
heart, he added.

“It’s possible that the device affected the electrical signals from his brain to his
heart.”

By the time of his defeat by the British at Waterloo in 1815, Napoleon had altered
the face of Europe.

“What Western history would have been like had the aliens not intervened, we can
only guess,” observed Dr. Dubois. “Thus we cannot know whether they acted to
help mankind or harm us.”

http://weeklyworldnews.com/aliens/15207/alien-chip-in-napoleons-skull/

[ThePythonicCow]

roflmao
amazing Verichip were producing them then as well lol
this is a load of nonsense, bunkum and this thread should be deleted



this story seems to have something smelly attached to it. would be great to track down the original reports from the researchers.


Its a nice story and I'm sure ET's have meddled with us in the past, and I have
often wondered about plagues and epidemics.But the names on the article are
a bit suspicious..LOl..

I just added "(Hoax)" to this thread's title, after failing to find any reputable source, and failing to find any attempt to link back to any such article in a medical journal (as opposed to various "alternative" media sites.)

[Sunny-side-up]

I just found the artical, posted it, wanted it to be true :) But! like you thought it was a faker...