Disclosure of Swanny

[Beren]

I`d like to disclose this Swanster wabbit ...

kinda transferred from old Avalon :rolleyes:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxiv3CBMS4M&feature=related

[greybeard]

Yes just when you think you have got it Beren, there is a disappearing act.
The hunt goes on.
laughing
chris

[Beren]

Now this is the whole story ...once upon a time in a galaxy far far away, long time ago...





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJAXJWm8G4A&feature=related

[Fredkc]

Clicked on that last one and got:

"Embedding disabled by request.
Watch it on YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJAXJWm8G4A)."

Sounds like when the wife says no, and you wind up watching porno, instead.

[frank samuel]

Hey what's happening that swanni raaabit is got everybody loosing their marbles. Is a global epidemic, a bidi a bidi that's all folks.:caked::horn::rap::crazy_pilot:

[Swanny]

Hey I'm the wabbit now, please don't kill me :yield:






Not that you could ever catch me even if you wanted to :tongue1:

[shybastid]

LOL..... Swanny..Now that you self banned yourself from coming to the U.S. your safe...You have been branded as a government double disinfo adgent here anyway..You really have no place to hide..but we will let you live in peace.

[Swanny]

I visit USA quite often but not through the airports, they don't let the GFL ships land there so we have to cloak them and land in a field with the tasty cows.
Anyone fancy a BBQ :hungry:

[Beren]

Swanny, how your crops are holding on? Enough carrots so far ?
;)

[frank samuel]

Okay confess you swanni wrabit, where do you keep your alien carrots ? Are you a wrabitilian ? We are going to have to send the man in pink to interrogate you ?:scared::madgrin::alien::sing:

[Swanny]

I have purple carrots in my garden. :p

[Gita]

Not any more Swanny, I went and picked them! :laugh:

http://gstuff.co.nz/shop/garden/images/Carrot_PurpleHaze.jpg

[JesterTerrestrial]

Top 20 things swanny dose not like!!!

1. Galactic federation of light!!!

2. Galactic federation of light!!!

3. Galactic federation of light!!!

4. Galactic federation of light!!!

5. Galactic federation of light!!!

6. Galactic federation of light!!!

7. Galactic federation of light!!!

8. Galactic federation of light!!!

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10. Galactic federation of light!!!

11. Galactic federation of light!!!

12. Galactic federation of light!!!

13. Galactic federation of light!!!

14. Galactic federation of light!!!

15. Galactic federation of light!!!

16. Galactic federation of light!!!

17. Galactic federation of light!!!

18. Galactic federation of light!!!

19. Ashtar Command!!!

20. Jesterterrestrial!!!

[Gita]

Who is Ashatur Command, Jester??

[JesterTerrestrial]

Who are you!!!

swannys dis information partner!!!

working as a team to sprad b.s.

i have never seen so much chatter about nothing!!!

all of your posts are stupid jokes!!! or just random comments about nothing!!!

have an ordinary day.

[Gita]

Keep your frillies on Jester - only asked a question. I see you've gone back and edited Ashatur to Ashtar - should've quoted you but just couldn't be bothered. :p

[Sunny d]

I have purple carrots in my garden. :p

do you talk to them???? :cool:

[Swanny]

No but it looks like the slugs have been partying with them :ohwell:

[Beren]

Swanster, what the hell was that with Jester and you??? He even came here and continue ranting... I guess someone doesn`t like wabbits and their purple carrots...:bump2:

[Swanny]

I don't know what happened to him
He couldn't take it that not everyone believes in the GFL I suppose
Maybe he needs a purple carrot :)

[Beren]

Well anyways ,tomorrow will bring answers but in any case you simply can not shovel certain info into someone`s mind . Well you can try but simply yelling at others does not do any good. Also freaking out is actually downgrading your message whatever that may be.

But maybe he likes orange carrots?

:-)

[Swanny]

What happens tomorrow??

[DoctorWho]

In the 20 minutes I've been reading the board, Jester has been banned. Earlier he wasn't. I hope he hasn't blown a mental gasket. I've usually been amused with him, but since the board changing over, he's been off the wall in what I perceive as less than positive behavior. What's going on with you, man?
Bill "the Doctor"

[Beren]

What happens tomorrow??

I meant tomorrow as a future ... Carrots are affecting your mind Swanny:confused:

[Beren]

In the 20 minutes I've been reading the board, Jester has been banned. Earlier he wasn't. I hope he hasn't blown a mental gasket. I've usually been amused with him, but since the board changing over, he's been off the wall in what I perceive as less than positive behavior. What's going on with you, man?
Bill "the Doctor"

Well he had his rants with Swanny and Gita accusing them that they accused him of murdering him and rest... It all started with Asthar command thread and then erupted in rants from Jester mainly ,freaking out about Swanny as dis info agent and labeling him and Gita as new world order scum... Tell you the truth I didn`t understand all that jazz from their conversation but Jester ended up banned in three days...

I guess British humor is dry and sarcastic and that many don`t get it. Swanny being a Brit or Limey or some English or Irish or Scottish bloke there in UK has a loads of typical UK humor... Love it or leave it...

But my opinion about GFOL is certainly highly suspicious... But Swanny would poke fun at GFOL and Jester would freak out yelling and naming names...
Weird situation...

I don`t know what happened to poor fellow...

It`s repeating again on new Avalon that occasionally people freak out and just loose it!
Remember when M1 was accused of various things and when was labeled?
Well some people who were stiff opponents of M1 now jumped in his seat here... Not same line of story but same lingo with long answers ,heated ones...

Same people who were accusing M1 and few others back then are now behaving on the way they accused M1 and others back then...

You don` t have to do anything,you just sit and wait and people alone show themselves...
That tells you are we really of light and love or...?

[Gita]

Well I guess my cover's blown now!!:rolleyes:

But just for the record - I DENY EVERYTHING! :laugh:

[Beren]

Oh you Brits!
Lucky that I grown up on Del Boy and Rodders and their jazz !:heh: so that I can understand you crazy Brits... :p and your way of looking at things...

[Gita]

I’m not a Brit Beren – ok maybe they’ve made me one now but that’s beside the point. I still get the humour. It’s so funny how can you not??:confused:

Oh yes, Del Boy and Rodders - now he was one plonka! :laugh:

[Swanny]

In my defence I'm 1/4 Welsh :tongue1:

[DoctorWho]

Well since Doctor Who is 100% British (and now Welsh) made, guess I'm a Brit too.
Bill "the Doctor"

[Productivemind]

Well, I'm here to disclose the truth about Swanny too. That waskally wabbit has made me smile and laugh out loud many times on the old Avalon, and actually lightened the mood when things were kind of heated in various discussions. I cannot imagine coming here for new beginnings without Swanny's contributions. So killing the wabbit is not an option. If he's a disinfo agent, then I'll gladly go down willingly with my comrade the Swanster. After a year and a half of reading his posts, I can attest to the fact that he is an agent, but an agent of lifting the spirit.

[Carol]

hmmm, orange carrots would lure the wrasskly wabbit somewhere new? And what about the empress who is forever looking for her bedpan given viking's latest antics? I have to say when the Admiral of the Galactic Federation called me up at home (for real) I just laughed and hung up the phone. Little did I know what I missed out on.

Lately, there have been these strange clouds overheard and I'm now convinced that Swanny is up there in the ship just laughing at Gita losing her bedpan again and wondering who to beam aboard next. :)

[Swanny]

:blink: :happy:

[Swami]

Now WHAT where you looking for in Poland on the 5th of april, Admiral....:ban:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSIw32a6sbw

[Swanny]

Sorry but that's classified information :tongue1:

[samvado]

Now WHAT where you looking for in Poland on the 5th of april, Admiral....:ban:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSIw32a6sbw

great video!

[Gita]

So that’s where my plasma ships got to Swami - In Poland no less for a joy ride! :pout: That’s it, heads will be rolling now!!:mad2: Don’t they know the price of fuel’s rocketed!!:laugh:

[Swami]

Sorry but that's classified information :tongue1:

Did you perhaps test the functionality of the cloakings-device fogbutton (http://www.blinkx.com/watch-video/15-mars-2007-ufos-strange-fog/osJD8PbSUaBujd5YlFu-uA)Admiral....? :der:

I feel like riding a Camel now....

[Swanny]

Ok I'll tell you. A few of the lads had a bit too much Trytholian juice and decided to go for a bit of a joy ride.
Drink flying is allowed in the GFL :tea:
As long as you don't crash :thumb:

[Swami]

Aah Trytholian juice.....

Ta'king about the patented Trytholian souljuice (http://img194.imageshack.us/i/souljuice.jpg/) or the imported stuff from the Alpha Quadrant...?
:spit:

Why dont you and me go Borghunting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xcvfTpxobs) one day...? :cool:
However....

[stardustaquarion]

Ok I'll tell you. A few of the lads had a bit too much Trytholian juice and decided to go for a bit of a joy ride.
Drink flying is allowed in the GFL

uuuuuuuups

http://blog.syracuse.com/strangecny/2007/10/UFO.bmp


This lot had one too many :p

[stardustaquarion]

Sorry Admiral Swanny, the Empress said that you crashed her space ship after your joy ride and that I had to give you this

http://images.allegrocentral.com/32/41/Comfortpan-Bed-Pan---1200-lb.-Capacity-558854-MEDIUM_IMAGE.jpg

I don't get it :tea::p

[Swanny]

Just some home-brew the lads knocked up on board, great for paint stripping :)

Stardust what is that thing?? :confused:

And those are Sethadon's in the picture, they can't fly well even when sober :p

[Beren]

Something tells me that some Vogon stinks here :-)

[Beren]

Make haste and bring enough towels when Swanster comes...

[stardustaquarion]

Just some home-brew the lads knocked up on board, great for paint stripping :)

Stardust what is that thing?? :confused:

And those are Sethadon's in the picture, they can't fly well even when sober

That is the Empress bedpan that she said you must have for crashing her new spaceship, or something like that. Admiral you will have to ask her:noidea::p

[Swanny]

So that's what a bed pan looks like :) It wasn't her spaceship anyway :p

Beren Vogon stinks where ever it goes :bad:

[Gita]

So that's what a bed pan looks like . It wasn't her spaceship anyway :p

Beren Vogon stinks where ever it goes

Admiral, don’t pretend you don’t know what a bed pan looks like! I know about the deal you and Viking made to shanghai my bed pan! The Empress iz all seeing and all knowing! :cool:

It too was my spaceship – I have a whole fleet of them including Plasma ones! :p:p

[shybastid]

LOL Gita? You fly around in a bedpan? Pretty original actually. No one would ever think of that. Never mind a "cloak" to conceal your whereabouts. Believe me, no one is looking for flying bedpans. Smart move.

[Gita]

LOL Gita? You fly around in a bedpan? Pretty original actually. No one would ever think of that. Never mind a "cloak" to conceal your whereabouts. Believe me, no one is looking for flying bedpans. Smart move.

More smart than you think Shybastid. The thing is easy to empty from that height and the people below all thinks it’s some kind of good luck charm!!!:biggrin1: – So I’ve heard from the Admiral as I’ve yet to get to use the darn thing and have some fun of my own.:eyebrows:

http://www.thewildclassroom.com/biodiversity/birds/images/pics/birddropping.jpg

[shybastid]

Admiral Swanny's not that clevor. He's still flying the Federation Fleet Command Vesel. To easy to detect.
Yours is better.

[Gita]

Admiral Swanny's not that clevor. He's still flying the Federation Fleet Command Vesel. To easy to detect.
Yours is better.

Oh, stop sweet talking me - I'll pick you up for a joy ride next time I'm hovering over the public! I'll even let you press the 'unload' button.:laugh::laugh:

[Beren]

Is that Swanster's hunt of waskly MONSTER?

:happy:1031

[Gita]

Beren - attachment not showing - says it's invaild!!

[Beren]

Now?:confused:
For my side here ,it just placed the link for the photo...

1032

[Gita]

nope - same invalid message!!:(

[Beren]

I don't know then, on my PC it shows whole image when I post the comment with it but then when I wish to view it it shows the link where you click and leads you to image...

[Gita]

wanna describe it instead?:laugh:

[Beren]

wanna describe it instead?:laugh:

google it with word- wabbit - third photo in a role-guy with green jacket holding the MONSTER! :p

[Gita]

you mean this?

http://baseballcrank.com/Wabbit%20Season.jpg

[Beren]

you mean this?

http://baseballcrank.com/Wabbit%20Season.jpg

YES!!!!

Now ain't that a Swanny's catch?

:becky:

[Gita]

But he's retired and not hunting any more!!:blink:

[stardustaquarion]

For real? No more Admiral? :faint2:

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Empress, can I be http://images.zaazu.com/img/matrix-matrix-neo-smiley-emoticon-000744-large.gif Admiral then?

[Gita]

He's retired from hunting the wabbit commander! At the moment he's just enjoying a bit of R&R and he seems to be having a better summer in Shire of Wilt than the rest of us. You can be stand in Admiral til his return if you like?:)

[stardustaquarion]

Cool, interim Admiral http://images.zaazu.com/img/matrix-matrix-neo-smiley-emoticon-000744-large.gif then :pound: