Druids working round the clock to restore ley lines

[feltip]

First new thread for me - hope this goes here.

Keep well

FT

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/12/30/druids-working-round-the-clock-to-restore-ley-lines/


The council of British Druids have been working through the night to restore ley lines which have been damaged by recent storms. Many households have been without spiritual energy throughout the Yuletide holiday which has affected psychic connections in many parts of the country. A spokesman for the Druids commented; ‘We are doing all we can to restore the lines during the traditional pagan festival of Winter Solstice and we hope to have positive energy flowing freely between Glastonbury and Stonehenge by the weekend.’

The recent storm has brought chaos to the New Age community, with encampments and wagons looking tatty and uncared for. ‘All we can do is just sit around doing nothing…’ said Madhead (not his real name), a juggler and drumming therapist from Somerset. ‘When an alternative lifestyle is taken away like this, we are left with like, no alternative…’ Home-owners that remain cut off have been urged to harness the natural energy of crystals or to contact the natural energy helpline via meditation and yoga.

‘The government were warned that this was going to happen and yet they did nothing.’ said Madhead. If you look at the astrologer in last week’s Western Morning News, he clearly stated that ‘health matters would come to the fore at the weekend and friends would be important midweek.’ What more warning do the government need before they act?’


more at link

[13th Warrior]

Surely you jest...Lol!

[feltip]

Surely you jest...Lol!

well - I am sure they feel they are doing good work. beats bombing women and children back to the stone ages so I can pound out inane threads (comparatively) as "feltip" in virtual space.

btw love the avatar - where's the tortoise shell shield? I had a dream once of a crystalline sword and tortoise shell shield being given to me in the midst of a battle with something very reptilian like - could have been a red dragon I suppose.

[13th Warrior]

Greetings feltip,

I suspect the article you post was meant to be read with ones' tongue firmly planted in ones' cheek.

[Flash]

may be the title of the thread should indicate joke or sarcasm or .... because believe it or not, some people will believe this.

What i liked the most in the picture (see article) is the stone junction box for ley lines. lol

[Realeyes]

The next paragraph continuing this article (from the OP link) is....


Meanswhile many UFO flights have been cancelled leaving members of Britain’s gullible community stranded. Mr Reg Ferret, resident of a Wiltshire caravan site which is a magnet for flying saucers explained; ‘My probing appointment was cancelled at the last minute and I’d been looking forward to my holiday in Atlantis for ages. I’m going to be making a claim on my insurance and suing the government. No, I’m not a nutcase.’

snipped ....... Britain’s ley lines were sold off to a profit making private franchise in 2011, and have continued to break down ever since, despite billions of pounds of public subsidies.

An interesting humour - it made me smile.

[cursichella1]

There've been worse storms, so having trouble believing ley lines have been disrupted. Maybe HAARP or other tech could do it but I'm guessing that's not what's happening.

[Becky]

It actually wouldn't surprise me at all if this were true - we have some really alternative people living in and around Glastonbury! It makes for an entertaining read - i especially love the astrologer's warning!! I'm going to Glasto this weekend so will check if the ley lines are back on track lol :-) x

[mahalall]

the wonderful lengthen of light on the 21/12 went beyond all

[Billy]

Brilliant. Love it. :laugh:


‘The government were warned that this was going to happen and yet they did nothing.’ said Madhead.

[Lifebringer]

‘When an alternative lifestyle is taken away like this, we are left with like, no alternative…’

Huh? What? You mean they didnt' take the opportunity to breathe in and get closer to their inner selves? What other way can they view this interruption of services, than to go within for the answers?

Wow, you have to make lemonade out of the lemons of life, what else is there other than marangue? Wow are they hooked to the net, I think they've been caught by the net.

[raregem]

‘When an alternative lifestyle is taken away like this, we are left with like, no alternative…’

Huh? What? You mean they didnt' take the opportunity to breathe in and get closer to their inner selves? What other way can they view this interruption of services, than to go within for the answers?



Wow, you have to make lemonade out of the lemons of life, what else is there other than marangue? Wow are they hooked to the net, I think they've been caught by the net.


:yo: :dance3:

[Guest]

I thought it was good news for a minute. lol.


Welcome to Project Avalon Feltip.


Love

Nora

[Seikou-Kishi]

The next paragraph continuing this article (from the OP link) is....


Meanswhile many UFO flights have been cancelled leaving members of Britain’s gullible community stranded. Mr Reg Ferret, resident of a Wiltshire caravan site which is a magnet for flying saucers explained; ‘My probing appointment was cancelled at the last minute and I’d been looking forward to my holiday in Atlantis for ages. I’m going to be making a claim on my insurance and suing the government. No, I’m not a nutcase.’

snipped ....... Britain’s ley lines were sold off to a profit making private franchise in 2011, and have continued to break down ever since, despite billions of pounds of public subsidies.

An interesting humour - it made me smile.

Meanwhile, nobody bats an eyelid when a man in a silk dress claims he's transformed wafer into the flesh of a dead god by the muttering of a few choice words.

[13th Warrior]

Meanwhile, nobody bats an eyelid when a man in a silk dress claims he's transformed wafer into the flesh of a dead god by the muttering of a few choice words.

Interesting that you should bring up robe wearing clergy in a thread about druids...are you aware of the connection?