My name is Kyle

[Fredkc]

My name is Kyle, I am free years old. I know Grampa Fred

At 3 AM my parents kidnapped me, and took me to a hospital.

5 AM this morning they put me on a table, then stuck tubes in my feet!
Then they made me go to sleep.

Then the doctor punched me in the nose, so hard I needed a band-aid.
Then he did something else because I have a sore froat.

When I woke up, everyone pretended like they didn't do anything... just acted very very nice.

When we got in the car to go home, Dad turned and looked at me and said, "So how you doin', sport?"
I told him to "SHADDUPP!!"

Mom said she would come in the back seat and sit with me, I told her,
"NO! You stay THERE!"

When we got home everybody acted like everything was all better, but I know better cuz they kept trying to give me Jell-O, and choklit pudding. I told them "NO! I have a sore froat!"

So, I hate my doctor.
I hate my Mom.
I hate my Dad.
I hate everybody and I'm taking a nap.

Kyle

Grampa here;
My grandson Kyle had both his tonsils and adnoids removed at about 5 AM this morning. He is back home, doing just fine, but there'll be hell to pay when he wakes up. ;)

[Beth]

So I'm guessing the grandson isn't too happy after the surgery?

[Ross]

You tell em Kyle! Bloody parents, doctors...geez...poke and prode and then pretend all is well...pffft.

[John Parslow]

Nice one Fred

Hope the little chap is OK soon ...

Love to you. JP :cool:

[Fredkc]

Kyle in his happier days, before they beat him up ;)

http://fredsitelive.com/personal/Kyle.jpg

Truth is, his adnoids and tonsils were so big, he was having breathing troubles while sleeping.
Got so bad the doctors were calling it sleep apnia.

Finally figgered out that, sometimes there really is a good reason for taking the critters out, "just for drill".

Anyway... he's home and safe.
and Thanks, all
Fred

[Ross]

a cool lookin lil funkster dude:cool:

[Fredkc]

Ross,
I make the prettiest damned grandkids you ever saw... hands down. ;)

It's a gift!
Fred

[Zook]

Hi Fred,


Kyle in his happier days, before they beat him up ;)

http://fredsitelive.com/personal/Kyle.jpg

Truth is, his adnoids and tonsils were so big, he was having breathing troubles while sleeping.
Got so bad the doctors were calling it sleep apnia.

Finally figgered out that, sometimes there really is a good reason for taking the critters out, "just for drill".

Anyway... he's home and safe.
and Thanks, all
Fred

I'm glad everything turned out fine. Good-lookin' kid. Adopted?

[Ross]

Hi Fred,



I'm glad everything turned out fine. Good-lookin' kid. Adopted?

That made me have a sneaky laugh:pound:

[Fredkc]

http://fredsitelive.com/personal/mepics/meinuniform.jpg

Who knew back then, there were magic Genes in them Jeans?

Fred

[Tigger]

Fred, you crack me up sometimes :laugh:

Hope Kyle gets better quickly. Then Dad can have his Jell-O back :wink:

[shadowstalker]

What those chems do to a person is horrible, poor little dude.
We send our love an healing vibes for a good rest and good dreams.

[Carmody]

I had my tonsils pulled when I was 3.5 years old.

It was my first experience with massive doses of Ketamine, commonly known as the big "K".

Strapped to a gurney, wacked on Ketamine, and just like the start of this video..but seriously ..er..warped. Feeling totally boxed in and drawn out...Just slamming through those hospital doors...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxOu1DyVQV8

It' always fun when you are a kid. After. heh.

I'm sayin..I can sympathize. ;)

[frank samuel]

Kyle give your grandpa hell . Glad the kid is fine , watch out Fred, hurricane Kyle is up and running again ready to make a mess everywhere he goes, you guys deserve it after what you put him through. Go Kyle go !!!:crazy_pilot:

[xbusymom]

My second husband was fond of the saying... "It'll feel better when it quits hurting..."

... so there you go.

(and pssst... kyle, tell grampa you need an extra two weeks of ice cream ... "just to make sure...") hehehe

[Celine]

This is for Kyle...he can share if he wants to ;)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DUZdamRkPp8/S8fw1Aih0GI/AAAAAAAAAbo/5kNNHwMDenY/s400/candy+centerpiece.jpg

[Bill Ryan]

Maybe Fred was making this subtle point: that this is almost a description of a horrifying and traumatic ET abduction experience.

Yet Kyle's parents intended the best, and were only trying to help.

The problem was that Kyle would not have understood their explanation...

[Celine]

How...disturbing...of a perspective Bill...but, thank you.


The perspective reminds me of a movie I watched recently..

The boy in pyjamas..

a childs point of view of the holocaust..

Great movie that made me very angry...

Lessons are learned in all sorts of places.

[Ki's]

I'm inclined to agree with the ... disturbing thing.

But speedy recovery to the little one.

[Ethereal Blue Being]

Fred, I'm so happy Kyle is pulling through allright. I'm sure once the swelling from all the surgery goes down and he realizes he can sleep better he'll understand. I think Bill is right. Sometimes we don't know that "others" are doing painful or uncomfortable things for our or humanities benefit. And you do make a gorgeous grandchild. Soulful eyes. Take care.

[Fredkc]

Thank you all again for the kind words.

And yes, there was no way the lil guy was going to truly understand the whole 'for your own good' point of view.

He had seen the doctor twice in the few weeks before this. The doctor, and his parents all worked on s'plainin' to Kyle what this was all about, and what it would entail. The only thing they can't explain is what it'll be like to someone who'd never had a thing like this done to him before. And he held up really well, too. A brave lil guy right up to where they moved him off the reg bed, onto the surgical one.

That was where he had his, "Hey waita minute. They aren't kidding!" moment. Big stuff fer a 3-yr old.

But, let me also thank everyone, once again. My wife saw this, and decided to print it out to take with her when she goes to see him. She can show him get well wishes from all over the world. Kinda neat.
Fred

[shadowstalker]

Maybe Fred was making this subtle point: that this is almost a description of a horrifying and traumatic ET abduction experience.

Yet Kyle's parents intended the best, and were only trying to help.

The problem was that Kyle would not have understood their explanation...

Not just that but it also make folks wonder if they had been abused as a child, accusing there poor parent of abuse as they get older into adult hood, False memories are just as real to folks as everyday active memories..

[Snowbird]

Kyle in his happier days, before they beat him up ;)

http://fredsitelive.com/personal/Kyle.jpg


Anyway... he's home and safe.
and Thanks, all
Fred

This is one kutie Kyle kiddo. May he heal quickly and completely and get back to the important things in life...playing.