New Zealand's Prime Minister claims he is NOT a shapeshifting reptilian alien

[Skywizard]

Stories you can run across on the net! :)

Rest easy. John Key has said he isn't secretly working towards making the human race slaves to otherworldly overlords after a concerned citizen made an Open Information Act request.

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'I've taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I'm not a reptile.' New Zealand's Prime Minister John Key promises that he has no extraterrestrial agenda.



Politicians are often likened to snakes.

But one world leader has been bizarrely forced to deny he is a cold-blooded extraterrestrial hell-bent on controlling the planet.

New Zealand's Prime Minister John Key went officially on record this week to categorically state he was not a shapeshifting reptilian alien.

He was forced to make the comical statement after an Auckland man filed an Open Information Act request.

It asked Key to prove he wasn't a "shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement."

While Key's office confessed it couldn't offer up any concrete proof he wasn't an other world intruder, the man himself did promise he was 100% human.

"I've taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I'm not a reptile," he told reporters.

"I've never been in a spaceship, I don't have a little green suit and never been to outer space," he added to 3News.


Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/new-zealand-leader-claims-shapeshifting-reptilian-alien-article-1.1617047


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[Kryztian]

That's good to know, because Donald Rumsfeld has been given ample opportunity to deny he is a shape shifting lizard, but refuses to do so:

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[Cardillac]

now I have a really stupid question: if/IF "reptilian shape-shifting" is reality, what/which person is going to publically admit this?- who would readily admit they have a soul overtaken by sinister forces?- rhetorical question-

besides: if a person is demonically posessed (from whatever/whichever entity) would the person be aware that he/she is posessed?- probably not because IF he/she conscientiously knew they were posessed they would go on their own volition to their neighborhood exorcist (at an offered discount price- unless it's someone from the Vatican) and have the bad spirit driven out of them by whatever means-

so I think we can safely assume a posessed person (I don't rule this concept out) is not in the least aware their soul has been compromised- they might've originally invited the dark force into their soul (thanks to false promises) but I believe once the dark force is there and has its claws on a particular entity, they've lost all perception of who they originally were

[Tangri]

And they believe him?
As a politician his job is persuasion, deception, dissimulation, propaganda as well as distraction, camouflage or concealment which built only by lies.
All job descriptions and prerequisites promise that an answer will be a lie. In a logic way( he is doing right)

If the questioner intent is, to make record of denying, it only proves that politician doing his job right, with his answer and will be not responsible for doing his job perfect.

Can you blame(or sue) a theater actor for lying while he is on stage?

[Dawn]

:laugh::laugh:ha ha ha ha ha! This is the funnies post I've ever seen on Avalon. Thanks for the belly laugh!

:peep:As to whether a 'normal' doctor would be willing to even look for evidence... ha ha ha

:spider:As to whether a reptile shape shifter who poses as a doctor (and I've seen 2 of these) would admit his client was a reptile... ha ha ha ha

[mountain_jim]

I also really enjoyed this post, had to read it to my wife before bed. :)

Speaking of Rumsfield, I was watching the Dolan presentation on the Secret Space Program last night and he made the offhand 'joke' that Rumsfield might be the most evil person in the world. I personally think that Bush Sr and Cheney both have him beat on that score, but the 3 working together was quite the concentration in that direction.