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freedom4all
7th April 2014, 10:45
This summer Michigan state university will offer a course
called "surviving the coming zombie apocalypse,disasters,
catastrophes and human behaviour.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2598542/Class-surviving-zombie-apocalypse-promises-teach-students-catastrophic-events.html
Snoweagle
7th April 2014, 15:12
That's interesting as here in the UK, state schools are running mandatory 6th form (16-17year old) classes in "Understanding Discipline". Alongside english, maths and topic choices of the individual.
By the end of 2014, all of the new industrial German waste incinerators will have been completed and commissioned.
The population will be targeted by electromagnetic beamed energy directly into their skulls. Most will die, the survivors are brain damaged aka zombified.
Happened already, at Baghdad airport during the Gulf War II. American troops were heading north to Baghdad to meet the Iragi troops dug in at the airport. No battle took place.
The Iragi troops were "zapped" with energy that boiled off the water in their entire bodies without setting the bodies alight! The remains of six foot men were found with body lengths of two to three feet in length!
Many of the dead were headless. There were missing heads for the number of bodies, therefore the potential of the brain exploding and destroying the skull is indicative of the extremely high energy involved.
Message to others: when you find a zombie, treat them as a stroke victim. Provide them with natural food intake, fresh water and a place to sleep. They will improve over time.
Zombies do not automatically want to eat others roflmao - that's the industrial media complex placing its own swing to the tale.
If you want a useful course to prepare you for the future, refer to Prof Konstantin Meyl at Hamburg University as he is seeking students for the emerging applications of (safer) scalar energy in our lives.
13th Warrior
7th April 2014, 17:07
The first rule is Cardio.
Carmody
7th April 2014, 17:29
The first rule is Cardio.
Yes, the zombie treadmill defense. (other option)
http://atomictoasters.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/treadmill_defense.jpg
If properly angled, they can provide power generation, and thus power your secure enclave.
Gotta play a few rounds of Left4 dead, on the ole' Xbox360.
http://lift-big.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/zombie-cardio-t-shirt-600x365.jpg
naste.de.lumina
7th April 2014, 17:37
Depending on the definition of the term 'zombie', we may be living with them daily.
Ulyse30
7th April 2014, 18:21
Hi everyone,there are many subjet concerning zombies,it became a way of life for some,but...we can change the course of history,...!!
Snoweagle
8th April 2014, 02:30
All the zombie kill games are in circulation to "normalise" acceptance to the futility of helping them and shooting them is doing them a favour. And it entirely depends on the extent of damage, some will survive.
You can see the headlines now, not enough resources, economy comes first, "no flow to the spice" and it will become acceptable slaughter. Based on the evidences around the world I really do not think we have to wait much longer to find out.
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