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Earthlink
3rd July 2014, 18:25
I was raised near country folk, and farmers, so, this is an accurate description of what just happened with some chain store down in the states:

Flatulence was recorded on a microphone and the stench was pumped through the ventilation system.

Then, a whole bunch of people ran around with beakers and rubber stoppers, and captured some of that flatulence in their beakers, and went amongst their friends with those beakers and said things like "here, smell this, is that rank or what?!?!?"

As with bullies in the school yard, if we, the rest of the kids who don't like to be bullied, ignore the big kid, for even 1 recess, and move away from him and make him play by himself, he will reform himself before the end of the second recess.

As Larken Rose so eloquently said in his free your mind 2 appearance, when they have no audience to speak to, you will have won.

MorningFox
4th July 2014, 11:05
eh????????????

GK76
4th July 2014, 12:59
eh????????????

He said, If you don't like the <enter a form of control system> stop playing their game.

sirdipswitch
4th July 2014, 16:15
Captured the smell with a microphone? hmm

Gotta get me one o those microphones. chuckle chuckle.

vilcabamba
5th July 2014, 22:45
why can't they spray that flatulance through the white house

DeDukshyn
5th July 2014, 23:34
The best way to catch flatulence is in water -- you get pure unadulterated, undiluted fart by capturing the bubbles.

Anyway, the flatulence part of this thread is not really the topic I assume, lol, but its a bit hard to tell how that ended being one of the main points to the overall topic in the OP ... its like a weird mishmash of half nonsense, IMO.

But yeah, don't react to "bullies" -- see them for what they are. They feed off reaction.