Great Bill Hicks + George Carlin Song - The Big Electron

[Omni]

This is such a great song I had to post it. Bill Hicks and George Carlin are a couple of my heros(although admittedly I do need to look into Bill Hicks more). Nothing but immense respect for both. Bringing levity to people is somewhat revolutionary when you can pair it with deep reason as Carlin had done. His death was a great loss for mankind IMO. He is one of my favorite people in the entire universe and I wish him well wherever he is right now.

For your enjoyment:
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[gripreaper]

This is such a great song I had to post it. Bill Hicks and George Carlin are a couple of my heros

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[justntime2learn]

I love this song so much as it gives me hope for humanity <3

Thank You so much for sharing Evo <3 <3 <3

I am of the opinion both George & Bill nailed it ... I really feel they did :) <3

[Axman]

Its a ride no doubt.

The Axman

[Natalia]

Is it just me that giggled at the video?

Hehe :)

[Innocent Warrior]

I love Bill. :-)


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For Bill...


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[justntime2learn]

“Fundamentalist Christianity: fascinating. These people actually believe that the world is twelve thousand years old. Swear to God. Based on what? I asked them.

"Well, we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages? Twelve thousand years."
"Well, how ****ing scientific, OK. I didn't know that you'd gone to so much trouble there. That's good. You believe the world's twelve thousand years old?"
"That's right."
"OK, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?"
"Uh huh."
"Dinosaurs."

You know, the world's twelve thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, and existed in that time, you'd think it would been mentioned in the ****ing Bible at some point:

And O, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in its paw. And the disciples did run a-screamin'. "What a big ****ing lizard, Lord!"
"I'm sure gonna mention this in my book," Luke said.
"Well, I'm sure gonna mention it in my book," Matthew said.
But Jesus was unafraid. And he took the splinter from the brontosaurus paw, and the brontosaurus became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch, O so many years, attracting fat American families with their fat ****in' dollars to look for the Loch Ness Monster. And O the Scots did praise the Lord: "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!"

Twelve thousand years old. But I actually asked this guy, "OK, dinosaur fossils-- how does that fit into your scheme of life? What's the deal?" He goes:

"God put those here to test our faith."
"I think God put you here to test my faith, dude. I think I've figured this out."

Does that-- That's what this guy said. Does that bother anyone here? The idea that God might be ****ing with our heads? Anyone have trouble sleeping restfully with that thought in their head? God's running around burying fossils: "Ho ho! We'll see who believes in me now, ha ha! I'm a prankster God. I am killing me, ho ho ho!" You know? You die, you go to St. Peter:

"Did you believe in dinosaurs?"
"Well, yeah. There were fossils everywhere. (trapdoor opens) Aaaaarhhh!"
"You ****in' idiot! Flying lizards? You're a moron. God was ****in' with you!"
"It seemed so plausible, aaaaaahh!"
"Enjoy the lake of fire, ****er!"

They believe this. But you ever notice how people who believe in Creationism usually look pretty unevolved. Eyes really close together, big furry hands and feet? "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it.

Such a weird belief. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he's gonna want to see a ****ing cross, man? "Ow." Might be why he hasn't shown up yet.

"Man, they're still wearing crosses. **** it, I'm not goin' back, Dad. No, they totally missed the point. When they start wearing fishes, I might show up again, but... let me bury fossils with you, Dad. **** 'em, let's **** with 'em! Hand me that brontosaurus head, Dad.” Bill Hicks

http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/511079-fundamentalist-christianity-fascinating-these-people-actually-believe-that-the-world

[justntime2learn]

"When you win you go into this smokey room with 12 industrialist capitalist scum f**** that got you in there and you're in this smoky room" "and a shot of the Kennedy assassination coming from an angle never seen before and it looks suspiciously off the grassy and the screen goes up and the lights go off and they ask the president are there any questions," just what my agenda is?" - Bill Hicks

My quotes may be slightly off but this vid does tell it like it is IMHO :)

George Carlin and Bill Hicks tell it like it is ... sQ3xxwQvVnE Love & Light :)