Funny and sad (farting)

[Cristi Copac]

http://www.oddee.com/item_98612.aspx

farting 14 times a day is normal and ""healthy"" . besides obesity that is the most obvious miracle of modern medicine. and it is a hell of a clue of sickness and not health. long term sickness not short term. usually the intestines and the stomach rejects bad food/or it has major problems digesting it and you have gas. they don't even know what health is anymore.
a roman, a spartan would have been amased of the level of idiocy that this medicine has.

[joeecho]

Never stopped to look at it that way.

I will refrain from 'cutting' a joke right now. :)

[RunningDeer]

Growing up in the Boston, MA/Providence, RI area, the letter ‘R’ is not pronounced the same as in other places.

It wasn’t until my early teens that I first saw the word spelled on a bathroom wall. To my surprise “fart” was not spelled “fot”. :blushing:


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[Cristi Copac]

possible 1,2,3 times a day is normal but 14 times is beyond the imaginary level.

[Craig]

not good then.

[betoobig]

All time knwolege:
Beans beans musical fruit
the more you eat
the more you toot (wrong spelling??)
the more you toot
the better you feel
so let´s have beans
for every meal.

ha ha ha ha ha ha


LOVE
JUan

[Cristi Copac]

exactly. beans shows you how the process works. if you study the work of weston price you would see than beans or seeds or grains need to be transformed in order to cook them. to be soaked. and only then you can consume them. otherwise the consumption is not optimal and therefore the digestive system has problems digesting it. this is not healthy.

[conk]

I don't believe that much gas is normal. If you chew your food adequately and your digestion is working properly there will be minimal gas produced.

[Cristi Copac]

neither do i. that's why heart attacks are usually accompanied with farts. the organism tries to expell poisons as emergency defence against nobel prize who says that there are no toxins in the body and diseases are genetic.
the organism fights other battles with nobel prize
when you have diahreea , when your feces turn black or white, when you have cancer, when your pee is dark , when you have constipation, when you have fever, when you vomit and the list goes on. it's not a disease it's a reaction to something wrong and it's a very good sign also because the organism is fighting and wants to be alive.

[earthdreamer]

I was reminded of one of John Witherspoon's stand-up shows where he said that his doctor told him not to hold it in, it is healthy to release the Kraken, I mean toxin.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bNB5xZWhDM

Also, the other refrain to the musical toots song:

Beans beans
good for the heart
the more you eat them
the more you fart
the more you fart
the better you feel
so beans beans
for every meal!