Chemtrail Pilots' Anthem

[SeymourVandal]

This parody is chanted to the military cadence of the Airborne Ranger Song:

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[pyrangello]

Yeah well we had a dandy of a chemtrail precession this morning, 3 planes spraying at one time all side by side, If I didn't know any better I would have named the the CHEM angels fly team.

[SeymourVandal]

We need pictures of that stuff - the FAA has laws about planes flying too close together. I saw six in formation, and told a gas station guy I'd pay him good money to call me if they ever appeared again so I could get pictures. All airports have vectors for approach and take off that are very narrow. I started seeing them in 1998 and by this point, it seems like everybody who notices them just accepts them as a part of life. They've been appearing in movies and commercials for years just to make sure we all think they're normal.

My situation is rather unique, thankfully, because I literally can't breathe for a day or two after they spray. My lung doctor said I was allergic to water (humidity), until I pressed him with logic - then he admitted that there can be airborne irritants in the air while it's raining. I made him repeat that phrase three times, but I didn't ask him why his stupid allergy skin test didn't look for any chemicals - just for stuff of the Earth - tree, dog, cat, weeds, etc. Since I have nothing to lose at this point - they're all going down.

[Joe Sustaire]

With me it's my asthma, which I've had since I was a kid, my personal weak point. But with the heavy spraying the last couple of years I've always got to have my inhaler close at hand. And I live in the woods, off grid, in a very rural mountainous part of OK which had been wonderful for me for 20 some years after getting away from the metroplex congestion of D/FW.

So goes paradise.....

[Zionbrion]

I wrote a chem-trail parody song to the tune of leaving on a jet plane


Breathin in a jet stream - leaving on a jet plane parody

All my bags are packed, im ready to go
Im standing here watchin the show
I hate to wake you to say goodbye
But the planes are flying it early morn
The trails a breakin becomin clouds
Already its so polluted i could die

So spray me and cry for me
Tell me that you wont kill me
Hold me like youll never let me go
Cause im driftin in a chem-trail
Dont know if i will breath again
Oh baby, i hate to die this way

Theres so many times you drop down
So much aluminum on the ground
I smell you now, they're nasty things
Every place i go, ill see you
Every breath i take, ill breath you
When i come back, you better be gone
*chorus
Now the time has come for you to leave
One more time i start to sneeze
Close my eyes be on your way
Dream about clear skies to come
When i wont have to breath stale air
About the times, it wont have to stay

[WhiteFeather]

Heres one of my Chemtrail Anthems I had created awhile back on YT. A Song by Bush, "Chemicals between us."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GORPnFio3zg

[SeymourVandal]

With me it's my asthma, which I've had since I was a kid, my personal weak point. But with the heavy spraying the last couple of years I've always got to have my inhaler close at hand. And I live in the woods, off grid, in a very rural mountainous part of OK which had been wonderful for me for 20 some years after getting away from the metroplex congestion of D/FW.

So goes paradise.....

Hi Joe, they told me there was something wrong with me, too. Then I asked them to define asthma, and their definition was not convincing enough. Since a young age, rain or high humidity has caused me not congestion, but restrictions in the flexibility of my lungs. Nowadays they call it COPD, but the truth is - calling it never helps - whatever you call it.

When pressed, my lung doctor admitted that I might not be allergic to water in the air after all. This was only after I expressed disbelief at that claim, since I'm comprised of over 80% water myself. The idea of airborne water as an irritant suddenly seemed ridiculous to me, so I continued to press him. He calls himself an 'allergist', and since I made him repeat his answer three times before I got up and left his office, I'll repeat it three times here:

There can be airborne pollution in the air while it's raining
There can be particles in the air while it's raining
There can be chemicals in the air while it's raining

These clowns never test for chemicals. You tell them you can't breathe, and they don't believe you. They prick your skin a few dozen times, as if the breathing organ is connected to the touching organ somehow, exposing you to MRSA, staff, and God knows what else is lurking in their office. And what are they testing for?

Dog, cat, tree and mixed grasses (whatever those are). They ignore chemicals entirely, and say there's something wrong with us.

What if it's all really a single industry - spraying overhead, and then selling the antidote through prescription only?

Edit - sorry to repeat myself. Aerosol crimes have become so well accepted by the public, it's my feeling that a new perspective is required to have any effect.

Little kids with inhalers shown under a striped sky, perhaps...