My EX Was So Jealous, One Time?

[jagman]

I put this thread under healing because sometimes laughter is the best
medicine. So In the best interest of this thread please do not use your
exs real name. This thread is meant for good fun purpose only!!!

One day, Me and my Ex went to sixflags theme park. We were waiting
in line to ride a rollercoaster with my Idiot brother inlaw.
This was when all the girls were wearing daisy duke short shorts.
There was this girl standing two steps in front of me and she had
a pair on! And It was meeting me at eye level! In my defense lol
I tried to look at the ground and look to the side but
my idot brother inlaw nudged me and whispered look at that! and then
he smiled and I looked over and smiled and immediatly I turned around
My Ex Caught the whole thing. She turned around in front of hundreds
of people and Screamed " YOU F ing Like WHAT YOU SEE!" I Seen You
and Heath Checking HER ARSE OUT!" In the mean time the girl turned
and looked at me like i'm some kind of pervert lol. I Just wanted to dig
a whole in the ground and bury myself... lol

I look forward to hearing your experiences. Remember keep it has clean
has possible. I Dont want this thread getting shutdown!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

[fractal]

maan Jag :beer:


you got strange sense of humor ... but i like it ;)

that video tho :ROFL:

[joeecho]

Too funny!

"It turns out they had a taser and they tased me in the butthole."

http://cdn.funnyisms.com/6efb8a26-4d94-46fd-9a03-4d4dfc647850.jpg

[Nasu]

Me and my ex went into a drive through and she discovered on the way out that they had got the order wrong, she screemed at me to go round again to get our order right, I complied.

The reason this moment sticks out at me is not because of anything momentous, in fact, quite the opposite, like alcoholics, I experienced what can be called a moment of clarity. I calmly experienced the moment with her, but seperate to her actions, like a viewer or watcher on the experience.

We pulled round again. She leaned over me screaming at this poor spotty teenager about our order, he looked genuinely scared. They resolved whatever the problem in short order and gave her the right thing. She greeted this with a final tirade about their company and them representing a bigger brand, bla, bla, bla. Poor chap just stood there and took it all. He paid her money back, it was all for free.. I remember wondering if this was part of their training, uber obnoxious customers..

On the drive home, listening to her victory lap, her self possessed arrogance at having got the upper hand over this poor young chap, I couldn't help notice that I did not like this woman. From my tempory distant mountain view, I could see so clearly that this woman's path was not my own..

This little moment, this insignificant nothing of a moment, changed my life, completely and for the better. When Alice was talking to the catapillar she said that life was very complicated, on account of one thing always leading to another, I think she was right, life is.... N

[tcjim1]

Every man would think and do the same thing but most just don't admit it. I am human. I admit it. I just try not to get caught looking. Our God made woman to look that way for a reason and I thank him! I been married for thirty five years and I love my wife,.... but........

[Gatita]

That's quite a story.

Cat

[ghostrider]

took me seven years being single to finally get my ex out of my heart ... if you don't have a sense of humor , you won't make it through life plain and simple ...

[Star Tsar]

took me seven years being single to finally get my ex out of my heart ... if you don't have a sense of humor , you won't make it through life plain and simple ...

Got any tips for that Ghostrider?
I'd like to be able to :shielddeflect:

[Jhonie]

My ex rarely looked at other women but when he did I couldn't blame him. She was perfection to look at and she was barely wearing anything. But as we waited in line she showed her dark personality. Later that night he said he liked me more. Who would want to live with a beautiful bitch everyday.

[jagman]

I guess in some crazy way I fully don't understand? I still love my Ex and always will!

When I worked at the prison I got into a habit of stopping at the same gas station
to fill up or get a soda. So the store clerks got to know me. One day I went through
not wearing my uniform and with my ex in the car. The girl behind the counter said
"what is it your day off or are you on vacation" She was pretty hot" but I was
always a faithful man. When we pulled off My ex said "I guess your F ing her!"
When we pulled out she hit me 3 times in the head with her fist! I'm a big man
I stand 6'3 and go about 245 But my ex was raised with all brothers and she
hit like a man! And it hurt. I should have threw her on the ground! Just kidding lol
Violence should never be tolerated by a man or a women!

I have a whole series of Wal Mart experiences I can go into but I have to save
some for later lol plus I like reading your stories!

My suggestion to men all over the world is wear a pair of dark sunglasses
that covers all sides if you have a jealous lover lol

[jagman]

My ex rarely looked at other women but when he did I couldn't blame him. She was perfection to look at and she was barely wearing anything. But as we waited in line she showed her dark personality. Later that night he said he liked me more. Who would want to live with a beautiful bitch everyday.

I loved beautiful women my whole life. To me a women's body is a work of art
But to me, A women must be beautiful on the inside before I would consider
dating her!

[ghostrider]

took me seven years being single to finally get my ex out of my heart ... if you don't have a sense of humor , you won't make it through life plain and simple ...

Got any tips for that Ghostrider?
I'd like to be able to :shielddeflect:
get to know the man in the mirror , and what he really wants out of life ...

[Shannon]

My husband was jealous of a dolphin on our honeymoon. Seriously no joke. Me and the dolphin we're bonding and when he tried to interact with the Dolphin it wanted nothing to do with him and focused all his dolphin mojo on me. Lol it's funny now but I was like dude really, flipper isn't going to make me leave you!